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Post by dummy_half on Mon 08 Aug 2011, 2:05 pm

Following the nonsensical lyrics thread, how about the mis-heard or mis-remembered lyrics.

A couple to start off with:

Hendrix in Purple Haze:
'Excuse me while I kiss this guy' (the lyric sheet says it's 'excuse me while I kiss the sky')

The Police
'Sue Lawley...'

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Post by asdral225 on Mon 08 Aug 2011, 2:43 pm

I think it was a Paul Young song
"Every time you go away you take a piece of meat with you"
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Post by Adam D on Mon 08 Aug 2011, 2:45 pm

D: Reams - things can only get better was once quoted to me as "thieves, can only knit sweaters" which led to a new dance move sensation in the staffordshire area circa 1993.

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Post by MtotheC's Wrasslin Biatch on Mon 08 Aug 2011, 2:59 pm

This is a wrestling one - so apologies for non-wrestling fans, but Edge's orgiginal music "You think you know me", I always thought the woman on the track was saying "He's the king of meat"

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Post by sodhat on Mon 08 Aug 2011, 3:24 pm

There is a youtube video (can't post link from work, sorry) for Yellow Ledbetter by Pearl Jam that is dedicated to this very subject. I'd recommend it, both because it's an excellent song, and because it made me chuckle!

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Post by Cari on Mon 08 Aug 2011, 7:19 pm

Bryan Adams Summer of '69:
"I had my first real sex dream" is actually "I had my first real six string..."

Toto Africa
"I left my brains down in Africa" is actually "I felt the rains down in Africa"

Manic Street Preachers Removables
"I bronze my thighs easily" is actually "A bronze moth dies easily"

REM Losing My Religion
"Let's pee in the corner..." is actually "That's me in the corner"

Black Sabbath Paranoid
"Finished with my woman cause she couldn't help me with my bike" is actually "Finished with my woman cause she couldn't help me with my mind"

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Post by AberdeenSteve on Sun 14 Aug 2011, 12:11 am

Bullet For My Valentine - Fever

"I can feel your beaver" is actually "I can feel your fever"

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Post by Legend on Sun 14 Aug 2011, 9:29 am

Robert Palmer - Addicted to Love
"Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove" should be "Might as well face it, you're addicted to love" - a Michael Jackson tribute?

Fall-Out Boy - This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race
"This ain't a scene, it's god damn a*se face" should be "This ain't a scene, it's a god damn arms race"

System Of A Down - B.Y.O.B.
"Why do presidents f*ck the whores? Why do we always send them porn?" should be "Why don't presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor?"

System of a Down - Violent Pornography
"Chokin' chicks inside of me" should be "Chokin' chicks and sodomy"
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