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Post by asdral225 on Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:50 am

Its Census time again, in the last one 300,000 knights registered this as their religion so pass the word
May the force be with you thumbsup
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Post by Jamson on Fri 25 Feb 2011, 4:14 am


You should register as a secular/scientific humanist.

It's the only sensible answer to the religion question.

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Post by LondonJonnyO on Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:38 am

I'm a member of the cult of scientology. It's excellent... although I am considering my own offshoot. If anyone would like to join please send 5 grand in cash to the PO Box number I can private message you.

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Post by Davie on Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:39 am

Are you really Tom Cruise? Or John Travolta?

:mmm:

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Post by LondonJonnyO on Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:56 am

I can't reveal that information to anyone lower than the rank of grand high wizard of the fourth degree.

that will cost 25K to achieve I'm afraid... but it is well worthwhile. I promise.
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Post by Guest on Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:57 am

I'll give you 50k if i get a picture of Katie Holmes in the nuddy?

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Post by LondonJonnyO on Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:00 am

No. But you can have an invite to a private party where she might be in attendance. We have decreed that she shall be the vessel for the next messiah of the cult.
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Post by Davie on Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:04 am

Where do the white bunnies enter into the equation?

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Post by LondonJonnyO on Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:05 am

you have to follow them to the rabbit hole.
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Post by Adam D on Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:17 am

King Beer wrote:I'll give you 50k if i get a picture of Katie Holmes in the nuddy?

Just rent out the Gift from Blockbuster and save yourself £4997.50

Always loved the E4 advert for that film:

"A suspense filled thriller, starring Cate Blanchet and Keanu Reeves. its also the film where Katie Holmes gets her baps out!"

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Post by LondonJonnyO on Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:19 am

Hobo wrote:"A suspense filled thriller, starring Cate Blanchet and Keanu Reeves. its also the film where Katie Holmes gets her baps out!"

You mean she makes a nice roll? Bit of cheese, some tomato... maybe a little pepper. That sort of thing?
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Post by Guest on Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:19 am

Hobo wrote:
King Beer wrote:I'll give you 50k if i get a picture of Katie Holmes in the nuddy?

Just rent out the Gift from Blockbuster and save yourself £4997.50

Always loved the E4 advert for that film:

"A suspense filled thriller, starring Cate Blanchet and Keanu Reeves. its also the film where Katie Holmes gets her baps out!"

It's a rubbish film. Just like Keira Knightley in The Hole.

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Post by LondonJonnyO on Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:22 am

Hobo wrote:
King Beer wrote:I'll give you 50k if i get a picture of Katie Holmes in the nuddy?

Just rent out the Gift from Blockbuster and save yourself £4997.50

Always loved the E4 advert for that film:

"A suspense filled thriller, starring Cate Blanchet and Keanu Reeves. its also the film where Katie Holmes gets her baps out!"

Besides... they are probably stunt jubblies.
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Post by Adam D on Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:22 am

LondonJonnyO wrote:
Hobo wrote:
King Beer wrote:I'll give you 50k if i get a picture of Katie Holmes in the nuddy?

Just rent out the Gift from Blockbuster and save yourself £4997.50

Always loved the E4 advert for that film:

"A suspense filled thriller, starring Cate Blanchet and Keanu Reeves. its also the film where Katie Holmes gets her baps out!"

Besides... they are probably stunt jubblies.

no tis definitely her - face shot at the same time

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Post by LondonJonnyO on Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:28 pm

Hobo wrote:
LondonJonnyO wrote:
Hobo wrote:
King Beer wrote:I'll give you 50k if i get a picture of Katie Holmes in the nuddy?

Just rent out the Gift from Blockbuster and save yourself £4997.50

Always loved the E4 advert for that film:

"A suspense filled thriller, starring Cate Blanchet and Keanu Reeves. its also the film where Katie Holmes gets her baps out!"

Besides... they are probably stunt jubblies.

no tis definitely her - face shot at the same time

It's amazing what they can do with computer editing these days though... Probably belonged to some ladyboy or another.
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