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Post by Sugar Floyd Louis on Mon 29 Aug 2011, 4:35 pm

We took our time, and I do apologise to all you guys out there that were screaming at me for not doing so earlier.

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=BEYONCE+pregnant&hl=en&gbv=2&biw=1440&bih=670&tbm=isch&tbnid=edJ14yv1k8-1CM:&imgrefurl=http://popcrush.com/beyonce-pregnant/&docid=Ibbhx5izgtnbGM&itg=1&w=625&h=417&ei=1rBbTvbKM4Ws8gOhqMiRDA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=186&vpy=375&dur=633&hovh=183&hovw=275&tx=172&ty=134&page=1&tbnh=163&tbnw=207&start=0&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:16,s:0

Anyways my cheeky wife felt the need to finally let the whole world know @ the Video Music Awards last night, without my consent -_-

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Post by TipToes88 on Mon 29 Aug 2011, 4:38 pm

yeah but i've been tappin her on the side man. Cue hollyoaks love triangle/ pregnancy who dunnit

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Post by TipToes88 on Mon 29 Aug 2011, 4:39 pm

ha ha just noticed your screen names jay-z. very clever

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Post by Sugar Floyd Louis on Mon 29 Aug 2011, 4:41 pm

Very Happy

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Post by Sugar Floyd Louis on Mon 29 Aug 2011, 5:02 pm

As happy as I am.... I now finally have 99 problems

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Post by Scottrf on Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:15 am

jay-z wrote:As happy as I am.... I now finally have 99 problems
100?

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Post by sodhat on Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:25 am

Scottrf wrote:
jay-z wrote:As happy as I am.... I now finally have 99 problems
100?

101, unless 'recollection skills' were included in the first 99.

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Post by Scott is Back on Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:36 am

Surely its still 99 Problems, as i imagine one of your problems was that you may have been a Jaffa....but your not, so your down to 98....the baby, makes it back up to 99?

Anyway Jigga Man, Hove....Sean, whatever you wanna be called, if you started addressing these problems, maybe you wouldnt feel so down right angry, Laundry Done....98 Problems, Fetch Fresh Milk....97, Throw it up Mrs Knowles....96....You see where im going.

You could then have a final hit with "1 Problems".....Impotence?

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Post by Josiah Maiestas on Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:57 pm

Any ideas for the name?

Jayonce maybe Shocked
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Post by Scott is Back on Tue 30 Aug 2011, 1:56 pm

Beyon-Jay

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Post by dyrewolfe on Tue 30 Aug 2011, 2:56 pm

In keeping with celebrity tradition, they'll gof or something like:

Jay Hope Eternal Starflower Worldpeace Destiny Bootylicious Zee Jr

...or something...
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Post by Sugar Floyd Louis on Tue 30 Aug 2011, 7:33 pm

dyrewolfe wrote:In keeping with celebrity tradition, they'll gof or something like:

Jay Hope Eternal Starflower Worldpeace Destiny Bootylicious Zee Jr

...or something...

Laugh Laugh OK

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