The Caddies Dilemma

It won't be long now and the cheating scumbag known as Saltman will be allowed back onto the European Tour. I have to wonder who is going to pick up his bag however... Caddies are a pretty harsh bunch according to the small amount of literature dedicated to them... So could we see this European Tour star carrying his own bag around the course?

Obvious choice LJ will be a family member. isn't his brother a pro?

The both of them have tour cards Doc... But I think there's a third family member.

However in light of this would a potential player be wanting to associate himself with a convicted cheater? Even if he is a family member?

LondonJonnyO wrote:The both of them have tour cards Doc... But I think there's a third family member.

However in light of this would a potential player be wanting to associate himself with a convicted cheater? Even if he is a family member?

:laugh1: Yeah I can imagine him being shunned at the dinner table from now until doomsday for moving his marker a cm closer to the hole. If he was my brother I would be most annoyed about the pathetic way he has cheated and ruined his name. The benefit he was getting was negligible, so it was totally stupid of him to do it all. I don't wish to sound like I am condoning it all, because I do not at all. I suspect he liked the idea that he was cheating and getting away with it far more than he thought he was really benefiting from it... maybe Tiger can suggest a good therapist for him.

Obvious to all that LJ still thinks death by elephant is too good for him. :laugh1:

Doc wrote:Obvious to all that LJ still thinks death by elephant is too good for him. :laugh1:

If it were up to me I'd make him work as Jo Brands foot massager for a year or two prior to elephacution.

LondonJonnyO wrote:

Doc wrote:Obvious to all that LJ still thinks death by elephant is too good for him. :laugh1:

If it were up to me I'd make him work as Jo Brands foot massager for a year or two prior to elephacution.

Maybe he should be forced to wear a bright orange bib, to show everyone he's on parole :laugh1: Why can't the rules commitee come up with a clothing design that demonstrates their strict adherence to the rules and etiquette of the game - A nice suit made out of sacking with arrows all over

Sounds like that might make an interesting pair of strides....

I take it you don't want to forgive & forget.

Let the poor boy serve his time & let him back in.

No-one who is found to have cheated at golf should be allowed for money again.

Ever.

LondonJonnyO wrote:No-one who is found to have cheated at golf should be allowed for money again.

Ever.

Agreed!

Let he who is without sin, cast the First stone.......

Very well.

I've never cheated at golf and I'd happily stone the cheating Kumquat.

Pass me a stone someone ....

I forgot the Virgin Mary was on this site..... :laugh1: :laugh1:

Ooo - er. Never been called that before

You have to recall that cheating at golf is something which is guaranteed to get you nothing but contempt from golfers the world over... But to do it at the level he was at, when so many aspire to that lifestyle, is going to garner the complete and total hatred of the entire honest golfing community.

Stoning? I'd buy LP the fake beard so that she could take part!