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Post by School Project on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 3:14 pm

He guys some advice please...

I've got a sexy girlfriend. Tall, slim, big boobs, dark hair and awesome in bed. However...

I broke up with her on Friday night because she wanted me to get up at 9am. I don't often get lay ins in the morning and really fancied one.

Is there something wrong with me?

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Post by AlexHuckerby on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 3:16 pm

Erm, are you kidding, because she wanted you to get up at 9am? School Project this is an odd one, EVEN FOR YOU!

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Post by Fists of Fury on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 3:20 pm

You say you've got a girlfriend, then you say you haven't. I can diagnose this...schizophrenia!!

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Post by President Trump on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 3:21 pm

Did you deflate her??

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Post by liverbnz on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 3:24 pm

Put up a few pics so we can see how much of an idiot you are.

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Post by Fists of Fury on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 3:30 pm

Dicey Reilly wrote:Did you deflate her??

He must have really burst her bubble...

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Post by President Trump on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 3:31 pm

Fists of Fury wrote:
Dicey Reilly wrote:Did you deflate her??

He must have really burst her bubble...

I heard she was a right airhead

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Post by Fists of Fury on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 3:40 pm

Dicey Reilly wrote:
Fists of Fury wrote:
Dicey Reilly wrote:Did you deflate her??

He must have really burst her bubble...

I heard she was a right airhead

I think it's too late, he's really blown it now...

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Post by Beer on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 3:46 pm

I bet she never went down on him though.

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Post by President Trump on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 3:48 pm

I say she was just letting off some hot air, im sure they patch things up soon

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Post by Fists of Fury on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 3:49 pm

Nope, he did let her down badly, though.

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Post by hodge on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 3:53 pm

Laugh

This seems like something that would be seen on 'the student room' forum. Used to urine myself reading some of the threads on there laughing

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Post by School Project on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 4:01 pm

This is a serious issue lads, I've broke up with girls who were poor and finished with one girl whos bits tasted like battery acid.

This one was different, thought she was the one... but waking up on the weekends early is too far ain't it? She also wants me to do things with her which eats into my Battlefield 3 time with Baltimora.

I'm not posting pics of her on here either as I don't want you boys fapping to her.

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Post by liverbnz on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 4:04 pm

I'd say you've blown it mate.

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Post by Fists of Fury on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 4:05 pm

Sounds like she needs a real man...I'll PM Trussman...

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Post by AlexHuckerby on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 4:15 pm

Fists of Fury wrote:Sounds like she needs a real man...I'll PM Trussman...

She would need to be a legendary sandwich maker to please him...

Project you don't half crack me up.

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Post by School Project on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 6:42 pm

I've already had Trussman offer his wife to me but I wouldn't be sure that it would be a like for like swap.

I heard that Truss was a real "mans man"...

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Post by School Project on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 6:43 pm

AlexHuckerby wrote:
Fists of Fury wrote:Sounds like she needs a real man...I'll PM Trussman...

She would need to be a legendary sandwich maker to please him...

Project you don't half crack me up.

I try my best Alex... tell me, have you got a sister?

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Post by Thomond on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 9:02 pm

That is possibly the dumbest reason I have ever heard for a break up.

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Post by AlexHuckerby on Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:09 am

School Project wrote:
AlexHuckerby wrote:
Fists of Fury wrote:Sounds like she needs a real man...I'll PM Trussman...

She would need to be a legendary sandwich maker to please him...

Project you don't half crack me up.

I try my best Alex... tell me, have you got a sister?

I have mate, you'd be put on a register if you went near her, mind.

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Post by Adam D on Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:17 am

AlexHuckerby wrote:
School Project wrote:
AlexHuckerby wrote:
Fists of Fury wrote:Sounds like she needs a real man...I'll PM Trussman...

She would need to be a legendary sandwich maker to please him...

Project you don't half crack me up.

I try my best Alex... tell me, have you got a sister?

I have mate, you'd be put on a register if you went near her, mind.

Is she a school teacher?

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Post by School Project on Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:44 pm

Adam D wrote:
AlexHuckerby wrote:
School Project wrote:
AlexHuckerby wrote:
Fists of Fury wrote:Sounds like she needs a real man...I'll PM Trussman...

She would need to be a legendary sandwich maker to please him...

Project you don't half crack me up.

I try my best Alex... tell me, have you got a sister?

I have mate, you'd be put on a register if you went near her, mind.

Is she a school teacher?

I hope so, I could finally show her my project.

Anyways, me and the missus got back together so all is well now. Plus, I managed to have my lay in on Saturday too.

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Post by School Project on Tue 10 Jan 2012, 1:10 pm

Adam D wrote:
AlexHuckerby wrote:
School Project wrote:
AlexHuckerby wrote:
Fists of Fury wrote:Sounds like she needs a real man...I'll PM Trussman...

She would need to be a legendary sandwich maker to please him...

Project you don't half crack me up.

I try my best Alex... tell me, have you got a sister?

I have mate, you'd be put on a register if you went near her, mind.

Is she a school teacher?

I hope so, I could finally show her my project.

Anyways, me and the missus got back together so all is well now. Plus, I managed to have my lay in on Saturday too.

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