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Post by theundisputedY2D2 on Fri 18 Mar 2011, 3:09 pm

This is a thread based on Mock the Week's (in)famous final round.

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Unlikely Lines for a Superhero To Say

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Post by Adam D on Fri 18 Mar 2011, 3:15 pm

Hulk say - for mash get SMASHHHHHHHHH

Spiderman - with great power, comes really slutty chicks

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Post by Guest on Fri 18 Mar 2011, 3:22 pm

Robin: Why has it taken me more than 14 years to go through puberty?

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Post by ADMIN on Fri 18 Mar 2011, 3:33 pm

Superman: This looks like a job for ....The Chuckle Brothers!

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Post by David Tails on Fri 18 Mar 2011, 3:36 pm

One of my favourite ones from Mock The Week fits here...

What's that Joker? You'll be back? Somehow I don't think so...

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Post by Adam D on Fri 18 Mar 2011, 3:44 pm

Superman: Faster than a speeding bullet......

Woman: well you've paid for the hour dear, you might as well take your time.,

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 on Fri 18 Mar 2011, 3:51 pm

Batman: Robin, get the anti-flaming big ball of death heading right for our faces spray from my utility belt.

Robin: Uh......you're not wearing your utility belt Batman

Batman: I'm not?......oh sh|t.

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Post by President Trump on Fri 18 Mar 2011, 4:12 pm

Robin: That was some luck Batman, I didn't think your chin would withstand such a big ball

Batman: It wouldn't be the first Big Ball to bang of my chin, old chum

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 on Fri 18 Mar 2011, 4:21 pm

Spiderman: My Spidey sense is tingling!

Mary-Jane: Uh.....actually you're sitting on my vibrator.

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Post by Legend on Fri 18 Mar 2011, 4:39 pm

"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Well, what ever it is, it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre."
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Post by David Tails on Fri 18 Mar 2011, 4:41 pm

Legend wrote:"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Well, what ever it is, it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre."

Ahh another Frankie Boyle quote.

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Post by asdral225 on Fri 18 Mar 2011, 6:51 pm

Wolverine "Last time I went to the toilet and did that I circumcised myself "
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 on Fri 18 Mar 2011, 7:07 pm

"We are the X-Men!"

"So you used to be guys but now you aren't?"

"No, not EX-Men, X-Men!"

"Oh......right"

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Post by Guest on Fri 18 Mar 2011, 7:12 pm

The Incredible Hulk: "Yes its true, you are what you eat. I eat green giant sweetcorn everyday and now look at me"

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:10 am

Next one:

Rejected Lines from the Twilight Movies

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Post by Guest on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:12 am

Edward: 'Bella, you blood is so different than anything i've ever tasted'

Bella: 'I have aids.'

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Post by David Tails on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:32 am

I know this isn't a Scenes We'd Like To See comment but thought I should share this as it is on topic for Twilight: -

Click Here

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Post by TipToes88 on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:35 am

Thanks King Beer you may have just cost me my job. Apparantly laughing whilst on the phone to someone is very rude. I like to think that cutting into my skiving time is very rude but whatever

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Post by Guest on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:36 am

TipToes88 wrote:Thanks King Beer you may have just cost me my job. Apparantly laughing whilst on the phone to someone is very rude. I like to think that cutting into my skiving time is very rude but whatever

Sorry mate! :D

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Post by David Tails on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:44 am

Bella: Wait a minute...Vampires don't sparkle you freak!

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:12 pm

Edward: "I thought you were dead!"

Bella: "Well why the f**k didn't you try calling me or someone in my family to find out for sure numbnuts?"

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Post by Guest on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:17 pm

Bella and Jacob are stood talking, they are getting very close and gazing into each others eyes, the camera focuses on their lips as they move in to kiss, a meathead on a bike rides past...

Kid: BEASTIALITY RULES!

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Post by David Tails on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:24 pm

"Coming to a cinema near you. A chick flick all about Beastiality and necrophilia. No wonder Bella is a bit of an outcast."

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Post by TipToes88 on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:41 pm

please no more twilight, it literally gets everywhere

p.s. now have a deep insight into some of the lads dvd collections though

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 1:38 pm

Ok TipToes, we'll do another topic! Smile


Things You'd Never Hear A Football Commentator Say

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Post by TipToes88 on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 1:50 pm

(English pundit....or allan hansen) Actually, y'know what? I really don't want to talk about 1966 today

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:06 pm

"There's Balotelli being handed a bib, and he puts it on without any trouble"

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Post by David Tails on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:15 pm

"I bet you'd smash it..."

Oh wait...

"We'd find you hanging out the back of it..."

Oh wait...

"Rangers win in Europe. That was a delightful attacking display"

"What a mild mannered individual Neil Lennon is..."

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:16 pm

"Alex Ferguson there, happily talking to the BBC"

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:17 pm

"And Neil Lennon walks up to the referee, shakes his hand and thanks him for a job well done"


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Post by theundisputedY2D2 on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:18 pm

"The Aston Villa supporters singing Gerard Houllier's name. They've really taken the Frenchman into their hearts"

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Post by David Tails on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:20 pm

"And Andy Carroll scores for Liverpool"

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Post by David Tails on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:22 pm

"Such a heartening sight. Scott Brown, El Hadji Diouf, Neil Lennon and Ally McCoist share a hug after the full time whistle."

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Post by Guest on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:23 pm

David Tails wrote:"And Andy Carroll scores for Liverpool"

Love it.

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:24 pm

"Maurice Edu, controlling it first time there"


"Kyle Lafferty's been outstanding today, and he hasn't fallen over once"


"And Torres gets his 4th of the game! £50 million is looking a bargain"

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:25 pm

King Beer wrote:
David Tails wrote:"And Andy Carroll scores for Liverpool"

Love it.

Is Leon Best not doing the business for you KB?!

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Post by David Tails on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:31 pm

"Kyle Lafferty showing the deftness of touch that has led to the Rangers fans voting him better than Laudrup."

"Jose Mourinho there. What a kumquat".

"and Cristiano Ronaldo continues to show how the game should be played...with no theatrics involved."

"Barcelona playing well here. You can clearly see that they model their style on Stoke City"

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:36 pm

"Another clean sheet for Arsenal, their 18 straight in the league. Goalkeeper and defence working in perfect harmony"


"Route one again from Barcelona"


"Ashley Cole being applauded by the opposition fans there"

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Post by Guest on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:38 pm

theundisputedY2D2 wrote:
King Beer wrote:
David Tails wrote:"And Andy Carroll scores for Liverpool"

Love it.

Is Leon Best not doing the business for you KB?!

Did you see the Stoke score? :shock:

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Post by Adam D on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:47 pm

David Tails wrote:"

"Jose Mourinho there. What a kumquat".

my favourite so far Very Happy

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:53 pm

King Beer wrote:
theundisputedY2D2 wrote:
King Beer wrote:
David Tails wrote:"And Andy Carroll scores for Liverpool"

Love it.

Is Leon Best not doing the business for you KB?!

Did you see the Stoke score? Shocked

Yeah it wasn't great KB. How much (if any Shocked) of the £35 million do you reckon Pardew will be allowed to spend in the summer?


"These foreign players come over here with their honesty and all round sportsmanship, it's lovely to see"


"And a huge smile on Balotelli's face after he tracked back 80 yards to dispossess Walcott. The big man really looks like he's enjoying himself!"


"Tevez has done absolutely nothing today, he looks lethargic. Berbatov on the other hand has been buzzing around, a veritable ball of energy"

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Post by David Tails on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:59 pm

"and that's a fourth goal for fan favourite Darren Mackie! He's a shoe-in for Player of The Year"

"Please welcome to the stage, our joint winners of the Fair Play award....Scott Brown and Majid Bougherra."

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Post by David Tails on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 3:00 pm

"Welcome to Fir Park. Our playing surface looks fantastic today"

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 3:11 pm

"And Scott Brown and El-Hadji Diouf share a warm embrace before kick-off, and a hug for Neil Lennon as well from the Rangers man"


"Gawd almighty Barcelona are sh|te to watch aren't they? I mean what is this DRIVEL?"


"Cristiano Ronaldo really putting himself about in the midfield, he's like a pitbull"


"Mourinho hasn't got a clue, he's been completely tactically out-thought by Tony Pulis"

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Post by David Tails on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 3:16 pm

"Please tell me I'm not working with Pat Niven or Andy Townsend on this game..."

"It's grea tto see Anelka playing with a smile on his face. He just loves being out there"

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 3:20 pm

"And here's the new manager of Everton Ladies......Andy Gray"


"And once again we thank Jamie Redknapp for that intricate tactical analysis that really reveals the subtle nuances of the game"


"Harry Redknapp there beating those supermodels off with a stick"

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Post by David Tails on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 3:27 pm

"You can tell that Harry Redknapp has been hitting the Wii Fit hard. The pounds are falling off him!"

"Ashley Cole there swapping mobile numbers with the Streaker for future reference"

"That's a tremendous overhead kick goal from the EPL Leading Scorer Emile Heskey"

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Post by David Tails on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 3:37 pm

"Andy Carroll bursting through one on one with the goal keeper...Spear! Spear! Spear!!!"

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 4:01 pm

"Andy Reid looking svelte there"


"Jamie Carragher, playing the ball on the deck as always"

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Post by Adam D on Mon 21 Mar 2011, 4:11 pm

And the fans from both set of supporters giving Robbie Savage a well deserved standing ovation there.

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