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Post by theundisputedY2D2 on Fri 18 Mar 2011, 3:09 pm

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This is a thread based on Mock the Week's (in)famous final round.

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Unlikely Lines for a Superhero To Say

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Post by hodge on Thu 28 Apr 2011, 3:44 pm

'bloody heck this royal wedding drinking game is hard work'

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Post by Liam_Main on Thu 28 Apr 2011, 3:48 pm

"And the big news of the day,Phillip hasn't made a racist comment."
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 on Thu 28 Apr 2011, 5:08 pm

"And there's the groom's father the Prince of Wales with his new partner Wesley Snipes"

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Post by hodge on Thu 28 Apr 2011, 5:16 pm

'oh look the paint has nearly dryed on the wall next to me'

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Post by Dave. on Thu 28 Apr 2011, 5:21 pm

'Arthur Scargill has just curtseyed to Her Majesty'

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Post by hodge on Thu 28 Apr 2011, 5:24 pm

'The Queen has just been assassinated! And Charles is no where to be seen!'

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 on Thu 28 Apr 2011, 5:43 pm

"Well we've had quite a day here, everything appeared to be going swimmingly until the vicar asked if there was any reason why the two should not be married. I don't suppose anybody expected Charles to shout out 'She's your sister!' in the middle of it all"

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Post by AberdeenSteve on Thu 28 Apr 2011, 6:34 pm

"Oh look, Harry has found himself a lady .. wait, it's Kate Middleton. GO ON HARRY MY SON."

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Post by Liam_Main on Thu 28 Apr 2011, 6:51 pm

"Kate,Kate,Kate the things I would do too you...wait are we on air"
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Post by AquaArab on Thu 28 Apr 2011, 6:54 pm

Is it just me or is the Queens low cut top giving anybody else the horn???

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Post by David Tails on Thu 28 Apr 2011, 7:06 pm

You join us here as the event has been delayed by a few minutes. One of the Corgies has had an accident in the middle of the aisle.

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Post by camerajuan on Thu 28 Apr 2011, 7:25 pm

And here she comes, radiant as she floats down the aisle. The shaky camera feed is due to me frantically ripping my dong off. Excuse me......

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Post by AquaArab on Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:03 pm

And here she comes, radiant as she floats down the aisle. Nobody expected Williams mother to make an appearance.

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Post by Luke on Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:49 pm

' And we've just been told, that Harry has fitted the bridal suite with
camera's. And will be broadcasting all that happens, at www.Kate&
Wills.com. While providing his own intimate commentry to the event'.
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Post by camerajuan on Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:53 pm

AquaArab wrote:And here she comes, radiant as she floats down the aisle. Nobody expected Williams mother to make an appearance.

Thieving git! furious

Wink

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Post by AquaArab on Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:21 pm

camerajuan wrote:
AquaArab wrote:And here she comes, radiant as she floats down the aisle. Nobody expected Williams mother to make an appearance.

Thieving git! furious

Wink

Sorry mate. Whistle

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Post by AquaArab on Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:25 pm

I don't understand what all the fuss is about. Kate Middleton has a face like a bulldog sucking on a lemon.

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Post by AquaArab on Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:32 pm

This truely is a fairytale wedding of an ordinary girl who marrys a prince and becomes a princess. And like all fairytales here comes the ugly witch or Camilla as some people call her.

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Post by Liam_Main on Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:33 am

And hear arrives the Queen with her Corgis,wait isn't that Camilla on a leash?
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Post by Mr Bounce on Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:38 am

..and it appears the rumours are true. Kate really does have a cracking pair of nipples - just like fruit pastilles! Drool

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 on Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:48 am

"We're getting word through now that Kate has refused to marry William, and she's run off with Prince Phillip".

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Post by camerajuan on Fri 29 Apr 2011, 1:26 pm

"F**k this, I'm off down the pub. Who gives a damn anyway? This is the most non-event of the millenium."

"We apologise for the disruption in broadcasting, Fearne Cotton has come to her senses"

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Post by hodge on Fri 29 Apr 2011, 4:09 pm

'isn't it nice Harry has worn his SS uniform for the day'

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Post by GG on Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:28 pm

"Looks like he married the wrong sister!"

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Post by Liam_Main on Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:11 pm

"And Phillip and Kate have just the left reception...together"
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Post by camerajuan on Sat 30 Apr 2011, 2:32 am

New Topic

Things not to say when arguing with your life partner

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Post by Liam_Main on Sun 01 May 2011, 12:27 am

No wonder I shagged a prostitute.
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Post by MR. scotland27 on Sun 01 May 2011, 9:14 am

Honey I'm sorry about the ten asian women you found tied up in the garage, but we can work round this surely....
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Post by hodge on Sun 01 May 2011, 2:49 pm

fine, if you want to talk to me when you've calmed down i'll be at your sisters house!

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Post by AquaArab on Mon 02 May 2011, 1:49 pm

I don't understand your problem. Your mum doesn't complain when she swallows!

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 on Tue 03 May 2011, 1:31 pm

Well maybe if you hadn't put on so much weight we wouldn't be having this argument!

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Post by camerajuan on Tue 03 May 2011, 1:48 pm

You knew I wasn't submissive when I put your mum in the sharpshooter.

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Post by Cheesehead United on Tue 03 May 2011, 2:12 pm

I only married you to get closer to your sister!

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 on Tue 03 May 2011, 2:17 pm

I'm heading down the pub.

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Post by hodge on Tue 03 May 2011, 5:14 pm

we not having a Bin Laden related one Whistle


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Post by theundisputedY2D2 on Wed 04 May 2011, 12:50 pm

If you insist hodge!

Things Osama Bin Laden Would Never Have Said As His Final Words

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Post by Cheesehead United on Wed 04 May 2011, 1:51 pm

Please don't shoot, i love USA really.

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Post by Adam D on Wed 04 May 2011, 2:10 pm

I will have the final laugh. People will never believe you have killed me. They will blame the banks. And for the record, John Higgins should be banned.

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 on Wed 04 May 2011, 3:31 pm

Come on guys, at least let me see the end of Glee!

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Post by KilliePieUpNorth2 on Wed 04 May 2011, 3:38 pm

i like the americans...and i also like myself! which is better..? theres only one way to find out...FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

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Post by Cheesehead United on Wed 04 May 2011, 4:22 pm

Oh you found me. Can we play hide and seek again?

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Post by camerajuan on Sat 07 May 2011, 3:27 pm

You could've at least waited until 9/11 : The Return!

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Post by hodge on Sat 07 May 2011, 8:39 pm

'i wish to retire as world champion of hide and seek and hope that in 6 years time madeleine McCann can live up to my record'

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