Friday Fun - Wayne Mooney

by Guest Fri 09 Mar 2012, 10:49 am

First topic message reminder :

Just a bit of fun for today.

Change the name of a sports star to make it something funny. (Or not funny as in the case of my examples)

e.g.

Wayne Mooney
Gives up football to streak in the city centres.

Roger Treasurer
Former tennis player who decides to go into the finance sector.

Over to you..............

by President Trump Fri 09 Mar 2012, 12:09 pm

Kenny Dogonaleash

He gives up a career as a manager to walk dogs

by **Afro** Fri 09 Mar 2012, 12:31 pm

Jessi Car Tennis

Gives up athletics to take up a new autosport that will take America by storm

by Zoot - Trevor Swann 6WF Fri 09 Mar 2012, 1:03 pm

Audley HaHarrison - Former boxer who became a clown.... actually.

by cherriesfna Fri 09 Mar 2012, 1:17 pm

Marky wrote:
cherriesfan wrote:Matt Tubby

former great footballer puts on wieght and become useless
... oh wait he is anyway!!!!

AFC Boredmouth

Football team who will always be boring despite how many talented players they sign.

Crawling town

a small team allways crawling in teh basement divison cause they will never get to the height of a certain south coast team( AFC Bournemouth) Yahoo

by Glas a du Fri 09 Mar 2012, 1:54 pm

Ben Morethan

sells insurance

by Glas a du Fri 09 Mar 2012, 1:57 pm

Get thin Jenkins

sells nutritional shakes

by Glas a du Fri 09 Mar 2012, 1:57 pm

Mathew Febreeze

Smellies

by Glas a du Fri 09 Mar 2012, 1:57 pm

Dam Jones

Lies on his side in a river

by Glas a du Fri 09 Mar 2012, 1:58 pm

Alloy Wing Jones

Planes

by Glas a du Fri 09 Mar 2012, 1:58 pm

Iams Evans

pet food

by Glas a du Fri 09 Mar 2012, 1:59 pm

Dan not late yet

personal organiser

by Glas a du Fri 09 Mar 2012, 2:00 pm

Done Warburton above

by Glas a du Fri 09 Mar 2012, 2:01 pm

To be Faletau

Translates Shakespeare to Polynesian

by Glas a du Fri 09 Mar 2012, 2:01 pm

Mike Phillips

Sells screwdrivers

by Glas a du Fri 09 Mar 2012, 2:01 pm

Rhys Priest Land

all your fishing accessory needs!

by Glas a du Fri 09 Mar 2012, 2:03 pm

Leigh Halfpenny Bazaar

Cheap jack shop

by Glas a du Fri 09 Mar 2012, 2:03 pm

Jonny Davies

condoms

by Glas a du Fri 09 Mar 2012, 2:04 pm

Jamie Robb it

thief

by Glas a du Fri 09 Mar 2012, 2:04 pm

George North America

Continent

by Glas a du Fri 09 Mar 2012, 2:05 pm

Alex cups birth

Potter.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 09 Mar 2012, 2:44 pm

dereck chiswhora - specialises in spitshine

by **Kenny** Fri 09 Mar 2012, 3:01 pm

Andy Barroll

Once promising footballer lets huge price tag go to his waist

by Zoot - Trevor Swann 6WF Fri 09 Mar 2012, 3:25 pm

Darren Brent - A really annoying office middle-manager

by **Union Cane** Fri 09 Mar 2012, 3:33 pm

Steve McManamanamanamanamanaman

He just doesn't know when to stop

by Glas a du Fri 09 Mar 2012, 3:36 pm

Steven Wellard

Doggy stand in.

by alexgmacdonald Fri 09 Mar 2012, 4:03 pm

Ross Rennie Mackintosh

Designs furniture

by **Union Cane** Fri 09 Mar 2012, 4:07 pm

Chris EuRoyalBankOfScotland

Owned by the Tacksthspayer.

by President Trump Fri 09 Mar 2012, 4:10 pm

Rafael Van to park

Valet in a van hire place

by Submachine Fri 09 Mar 2012, 4:13 pm

Denis doHickey

Sells thingamajigs

by **Afro** Fri 09 Mar 2012, 4:37 pm

Leigh Halfpenny

British 50Cent tribute act

by Submachine Fri 09 Mar 2012, 4:59 pm

Tom Courting

Dating agency

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Fri 09 Mar 2012, 5:02 pm

Adam Drewry

Art Teacher

by Submachine Fri 09 Mar 2012, 5:03 pm

Anthony Foleyartist

Sound effects

by **Union Cane** Fri 09 Mar 2012, 5:06 pm

Edwin Triplebypass

Heart Surgeon

by Glas a du Fri 09 Mar 2012, 5:11 pm

Shame Williams

professional mourner.

by **Hero** Fri 09 Mar 2012, 5:20 pm

Gavin 'Jim' Henson
The perma tanned Ruggy player turns up with a screeching pig muppet stuck on his arm.
It turns out he's back with Charlotte Church.

by President Trump Fri 09 Mar 2012, 5:31 pm

Gary Speed-Bump

After he died they incase him in concrete and lay him on a road

by mystiroakey Fri 09 Mar 2012, 6:12 pm

a few golf ones.

Notah Begey> known to be gay
a male hairdresser

Simon dyson the hoover
a contract cleaner

Dustin johnson> Dustbin J
Bin man

bubba watson> blubba watts
a fat electrician

by Cari Sat 10 Mar 2012, 8:13 am

BigFellasAfro wrote:Leigh Halfpenny

British 50Cent tribute act

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