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Post by seanmichaels on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 1:45 pm

Lumbering_Jack wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Lumbering_Jack wrote:Let it out Tino.

I think you'd like my dog. I like her more than more than most my friends. She always agrees with me and she hates cats.
I'd like her Korean style.

I don't hate cats, they are just pompous and ignorant.  Did you know Jeff carries his cat around in his m*n-bag?
he doesn't seem to be biting today. that or your gentle ribbing has sent him on a toblerone binge.
I've always thought a man owning a cat means that he can't reproduce.
I would probably be a good case study for that theory. I had always put my good fortune down to being too pi55ed in my slotting years but it could have, as you say, been the cat.....

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 1:48 pm

You were slotting your cat?

Sick.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 1:54 pm

Well the names can be confusing...

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Post by seanmichaels on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 1:54 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You were slotting your cat?  

Sick.
That is a savillesque line of thought......


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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 1:58 pm

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Well the names can be confusing...
Laugh 

Genius.

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Post by seanmichaels on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 2:03 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Well the names can be confusing...
Laugh 

Genius.
I don't get it....

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Post by Lumbering_Jack on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 2:05 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Lumbering_Jack wrote:Let it out Tino.

I think you'd like my dog. I like her more than more than most my friends. She always agrees with me and she hates cats.
Does your Staffie have a studded collar?
Of course not Sean, how frightfully vulgar. It wouldn't really go with the thick metal chain lead she has, too much metal on show.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 2:07 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Well the names can be confusing...
Laugh 

Genius.
I don't get it....
That's because you're substantially less intelligent than Luckless Pedestrian or myself.


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Post by Lumbering_Jack on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 2:17 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Well the names can be confusing...
Laugh 

Genius.
I don't get it....
That's because you're substantially less intelligent than Luckless Pedestrian or myself.

You missed me of Tino.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 2:18 pm

You're right, I did.

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Post by Guest on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 2:29 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Mothers / Au pairs doing the school run.
Get that every morning near me. Question ladies..
A/ Why do you need such a ******g big car to carry one toddler to Nursery
B/Why do you have to wear ALL your make-up on your face? You're only dropping kids off to go home again (I see them wandering around the village when I'm on a late shift at what some people would call "normal working hours"
C/ Why do you insist on parking across my driveway. Does the fact that there's TWO cars in the drive and clear signs of habitation within just pass you by or are you such a self impotant **** you think you have the God given right to park on my property?
 
Once caught a woman parking UP my driveway and she had the ******g nerve to say "I'll only be five minutes" I said "You'll be a **** sight longer replacing your four slashed tires if you don't shift it NOW"


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Post by seanmichaels on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 2:31 pm

Laugh 

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Post by Guest on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 2:46 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/athletics/24948510

THIS!!!!! Hhow can it be allowed to stand, the guy's clearly "running" out of his lane.

See me right, I'm in the Guiness Book of World Records for being part of the largest full Drum Kit Assembly (798 of us on July 15th 2012 at Event City, Manchester) I didn't take violin, I played my drum kit and DIDN'T CHEAT!!!!

Oh my word, this sort of stuff angers genuine World Record Holders like me.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 2:47 pm

DAVE, you've got a cat, haven't you?

Have you got a m*n-bag?

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Post by Guest on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 2:52 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:DAVE, you've got a cat, haven't you?

Have you got a m*n-bag?
Yes, I call it my scrotum.

Saying I "have a cat" is stretching it slightly, it's in our house but it's the wife's cat uness it sh*ts on the bathroom rug them suddenly "our" cat has made a mess

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 2:54 pm

Does your scrotum have a strap so that you can carry it over your shoulder?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 2:57 pm

You and Jeff really are living representations of the feminisation of Yorkshire.

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Post by seanmichaels on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 2:58 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Does your scrotum have a strap so that you can carry it over your shoulder?
Didn't that bloke with the massive balls have a strap / modified braces contraption for his scrotum that stopped them dragging along the floor?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 2:59 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Does your scrotum have a strap so that you can carry it over your shoulder?
Didn't that bloke with the massive balls have a strap / modified braces contraption for his scrotum that stopped them dragging along the floor?
Who, Dave?

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:00 pm

Buster Gonad?

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:00 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Didn't that bloke with the massive balls have a strap / modified braces contraption for his scrotum that stopped them dragging along the floor?
You maybe thinking of Buster Gonad and his unfeasiblylarge man bags

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:00 pm

great minds Luckless... (or childish ones)

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Post by seanmichaels on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:07 pm

didn't anyone see the program?


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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:09 pm

I bet they grind his gears

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Post by TopHat24/7 on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:09 pm

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:
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Lumbering_Jack wrote:Nothing wrong staffies. My dog is a half staffie, not sure what's she's crossed with (possibly an American bull dog) and she's the best behaved dog you'll ever meet.

They get a bad press from wannabe rich Tory boys like toppy.
Ha!

They get a bad press for being the dog of choice for chav scum who see them as a weapon and status symbol.
And you blame the dog for that?
Dogs are like guns. People that like/defend them come out with the phrase "guns don't kill people, people do" and "there's no such thing as bad dogs, just bad owners". Well my view is the same on both, if one is very dangerous and regularly used in a dangerous fashion with threat and/or action of violence and/or intimidation then they should be banned. Staffies fit this as much as handguns.

If no chav had ever owned one there probably wouldn't be an issue. But the fact is your putting something extremely dangerous into the hands of someone utterly irresponsible and then acting surprised/defensive when it all ends it tears.

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Post by TopHat24/7 on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:11 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Lumbering_Jack wrote:

Another thing about dog owners is those that own little rat types who think it is adorable when they come up and growl at my dog. It's isn't fine and if they annoy my dog too much she will probably just eat them.
I'll tell you what it is that f*cks me off about dog owners, the fact they think the pavement belongs to them.  The owner walks on one side with the dog on the other side with the lead stretched across the path like some Vietcong trip wire.  Then you have to stop and wait for them to move or for their dog to stop p*ssing on its own legs and come to their side.  T*ssers.

Another thing, dog owners are always signing Christmas cards from their dogs.  Happy Christmas from Dave, Mary and Rover.  F*ck off you cretins.  I don't like your stinking dog anyway.  Although ironically, I would be impressed if it could actually sign its own name.

Dogs are idiots.
Dogs are definitely idiots. Thick as pig sh!t. The fact they have good smell and can catch a Frisbee is only thing that differentiates them from sheep. See my earlier "may as well have a kid/baby" point.

Compare that to cats who are intelligent and independent. Should watch Eddie Izzard's "Pavlov's Cat" skit, absolutely hilarious and makes the point remarkably well!!

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:12 pm

TopHat24/7 wrote:But the fact is your putting something extremely dangerous into the hands of someone utterly irresponsible and then acting surprised/defensive when it all ends it tears.
Are you talking about dogs or scrotums?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:15 pm

It should definitely be illegal for any dog to be off its lead in public. In a wood, in a field, in a park, on the high-street. It doesn't matter, it should be law for them to on a fixed length lead if out in public.

I know the majority of people are mauled in a house or garden, but if there is so much as one more person that gets bitten/mauled whilst out in the street it is too much. Have we not progressed enough as a race to keep dogs on a lead.

It will take a politicians son or daughter to get their face mauled off in a public park before anything is done.

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:16 pm

Same can be said about Chavs Tino...

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Post by seanmichaels on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:16 pm

This may be a bit controversial but anyone else find Tess Daly's voice is like someone scratching their nails down a blackboard.

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Post by seanmichaels on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:17 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It should definitely be illegal for any dog to be off its lead in public.  In a wood, in a field, in a park, on the high-street.  It doesn't matter, it should be law for them to on a fixed length lead if out in public.

I know the majority of people are mauled in a house or garden, but if there is so much as one more person that gets bitten/mauled whilst out in the street it is too much.  Have we not progressed enough as a race to keep dogs on a lead.

It will take a politicians son or daughter to get their face mauled off in a public park before anything is done.
You big jessie.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:18 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It should definitely be illegal for any dog to be off its lead in public.  In a wood, in a field, in a park, on the high-street.  It doesn't matter, it should be law for them to on a fixed length lead if out in public.

I know the majority of people are mauled in a house or garden, but if there is so much as one more person that gets bitten/mauled whilst out in the street it is too much.  Have we not progressed enough as a race to keep dogs on a lead.

It will take a politicians son or daughter to get their face mauled off in a public park before anything is done.
You big jessie.
Says the bloke that won't go to New York as he is scared of tall buildings.

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Post by seanmichaels on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:20 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It should definitely be illegal for any dog to be off its lead in public.  In a wood, in a field, in a park, on the high-street.  It doesn't matter, it should be law for them to on a fixed length lead if out in public.

I know the majority of people are mauled in a house or garden, but if there is so much as one more person that gets bitten/mauled whilst out in the street it is too much.  Have we not progressed enough as a race to keep dogs on a lead.

It will take a politicians son or daughter to get their face mauled off in a public park before anything is done.
You big jessie.
Says the bloke that won't go to New York as he is scared of tall buildings.
Tall buildings and woofties.

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Post by Lumbering_Jack on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:29 pm

TopHat24/7 wrote:
Luckless Pedestrian wrote:
TopHat24/7 wrote:
Lumbering_Jack wrote:Nothing wrong staffies. My dog is a half staffie, not sure what's she's crossed with (possibly an American bull dog) and she's the best behaved dog you'll ever meet.

They get a bad press from wannabe rich Tory boys like toppy.
Ha!

They get a bad press for being the dog of choice for chav scum who see them as a weapon and status symbol.
And you blame the dog for that?
Dogs are like guns.  People that like/defend them come out with the phrase "guns don't kill people, people do" and "there's no such thing as bad dogs, just bad owners".  Well my view is the same on both, if one is very dangerous and regularly used in a dangerous fashion with threat and/or action of violence and/or intimidation then they should be banned.  Staffies fit this as much as handguns.

If no chav had ever owned one there probably wouldn't be an issue.  But the fact is your putting something extremely dangerous into the hands of someone utterly irresponsible and then acting surprised/defensive when it all ends it tears.
My dog, as tough as she may be would probably struggle to kill multiple humans in 30 seconds. So I think a gun may be a slightly better weapon.

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Post by Lumbering_Jack on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:30 pm

seanmichaels wrote:This may be a bit controversial but anyone else find Tess Daly's voice is like someone scratching their nails down a blackboard.
She's a bit too man like for me. I probably still would but it would probably be a humiliating experience.

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Post by Lumbering_Jack on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:33 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It should definitely be illegal for any dog to be off its lead in public.  In a wood, in a field, in a park, on the high-street.  It doesn't matter, it should be law for them to on a fixed length lead if out in public.

I know the majority of people are mauled in a house or garden, but if there is so much as one more person that gets bitten/mauled whilst out in the street it is too much.  Have we not progressed enough as a race to keep dogs on a lead.

It will take a politicians son or daughter to get their face mauled off in a public park before anything is done.
Such law would never get passed for a couple if reasons.

A big proportion of the UK love dogs and lots of votes would be lost.
It is very silly.

I personally think we should ban cars. They kill more people than dogs through irresponsible ownership.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:36 pm

Lumbering_Jack wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It should definitely be illegal for any dog to be off its lead in public.  In a wood, in a field, in a park, on the high-street.  It doesn't matter, it should be law for them to on a fixed length lead if out in public.

I know the majority of people are mauled in a house or garden, but if there is so much as one more person that gets bitten/mauled whilst out in the street it is too much.  Have we not progressed enough as a race to keep dogs on a lead.

It will take a politicians son or daughter to get their face mauled off in a public park before anything is done.
Such law would never get passed for a couple if reasons.

A big proportion of the UK love dogs and lots of votes would be lost.
It is very silly.

I personally think we should ban cars. They kill more people than dogs through irresponsible ownership.
Yes but cars are very useful tool and don't generally hurt people who are having a peaceful wander through a park.

Dogs are not a useful tool.  They are thick, ugly and their breath smells.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:37 pm

Lumbering_Jack wrote: would probably struggle to kill multiple humans in 30 seconds.
What a pathetic dog then.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:39 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Lumbering_Jack wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It should definitely be illegal for any dog to be off its lead in public.  In a wood, in a field, in a park, on the high-street.  It doesn't matter, it should be law for them to on a fixed length lead if out in public.

I know the majority of people are mauled in a house or garden, but if there is so much as one more person that gets bitten/mauled whilst out in the street it is too much.  Have we not progressed enough as a race to keep dogs on a lead.

It will take a politicians son or daughter to get their face mauled off in a public park before anything is done.
Such law would never get passed for a couple if reasons.

A big proportion of the UK love dogs and lots of votes would be lost.
It is very silly.

I personally think we should ban cars. They kill more people than dogs through irresponsible ownership.
Yes but cars are very useful tool and don't generally hurt people who are having a peaceful wander through a park.
Nor do dogs.

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Post by seanmichaels on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:40 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Lumbering_Jack wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It should definitely be illegal for any dog to be off its lead in public.  In a wood, in a field, in a park, on the high-street.  It doesn't matter, it should be law for them to on a fixed length lead if out in public.

I know the majority of people are mauled in a house or garden, but if there is so much as one more person that gets bitten/mauled whilst out in the street it is too much.  Have we not progressed enough as a race to keep dogs on a lead.

It will take a politicians son or daughter to get their face mauled off in a public park before anything is done.
Such law would never get passed for a couple if reasons.

A big proportion of the UK love dogs and lots of votes would be lost.
It is very silly.

I personally think we should ban cars. They kill more people than dogs through irresponsible ownership.
Yes but cars are very useful tool and don't generally hurt people who are having a peaceful wander through a park.

Dogs are not a useful tool.  They are thick, ugly and their breath smells.
Maybe, but they do have the RB thing....

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Post by Lumbering_Jack on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:40 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Lumbering_Jack wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It should definitely be illegal for any dog to be off its lead in public.  In a wood, in a field, in a park, on the high-street.  It doesn't matter, it should be law for them to on a fixed length lead if out in public.

I know the majority of people are mauled in a house or garden, but if there is so much as one more person that gets bitten/mauled whilst out in the street it is too much.  Have we not progressed enough as a race to keep dogs on a lead.

It will take a politicians son or daughter to get their face mauled off in a public park before anything is done.
Such law would never get passed for a couple if reasons.

A big proportion of the UK love dogs and lots of votes would be lost.
It is very silly.

I personally think we should ban cars. They kill more people than dogs through irresponsible ownership.
Yes but cars are very useful tool and don't generally hurt people who are having a peaceful wander through a park.

Dogs are not a useful tool.  They are thick, ugly and their breath smells.
But plenty of women are thick, ugly and have smelly breath.

Dogs are useful. My girlfriend was walking our dog when a drunk man got quite aggressive with her (the dog was off the lead so he wasn't aware of her) pushing her about and being a general scum bag. My dog bit him and he piped down pretty quickly. Potentially stopped her being attacked.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:40 pm

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Lumbering_Jack wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It should definitely be illegal for any dog to be off its lead in public.  In a wood, in a field, in a park, on the high-street.  It doesn't matter, it should be law for them to on a fixed length lead if out in public.

I know the majority of people are mauled in a house or garden, but if there is so much as one more person that gets bitten/mauled whilst out in the street it is too much.  Have we not progressed enough as a race to keep dogs on a lead.

It will take a politicians son or daughter to get their face mauled off in a public park before anything is done.
Such law would never get passed for a couple if reasons.

A big proportion of the UK love dogs and lots of votes would be lost.
It is very silly.

I personally think we should ban cars. They kill more people than dogs through irresponsible ownership.
Yes but cars are very useful tool and don't generally hurt people who are having a peaceful wander through a park.
Nor do dogs.
Yes they do.

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Post by Lumbering_Jack on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:41 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Lumbering_Jack wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It should definitely be illegal for any dog to be off its lead in public.  In a wood, in a field, in a park, on the high-street.  It doesn't matter, it should be law for them to on a fixed length lead if out in public.

I know the majority of people are mauled in a house or garden, but if there is so much as one more person that gets bitten/mauled whilst out in the street it is too much.  Have we not progressed enough as a race to keep dogs on a lead.

It will take a politicians son or daughter to get their face mauled off in a public park before anything is done.
Such law would never get passed for a couple if reasons.

A big proportion of the UK love dogs and lots of votes would be lost.
It is very silly.

I personally think we should ban cars. They kill more people than dogs through irresponsible ownership.
Yes but cars are very useful tool and don't generally hurt people who are having a peaceful wander through a park.

Dogs are not a useful tool.  They are thick, ugly and their breath smells.
And talk about ugly. Don't you own a Chrysler?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:42 pm

Lumbering_Jack wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Lumbering_Jack wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It should definitely be illegal for any dog to be off its lead in public.  In a wood, in a field, in a park, on the high-street.  It doesn't matter, it should be law for them to on a fixed length lead if out in public.

I know the majority of people are mauled in a house or garden, but if there is so much as one more person that gets bitten/mauled whilst out in the street it is too much.  Have we not progressed enough as a race to keep dogs on a lead.

It will take a politicians son or daughter to get their face mauled off in a public park before anything is done.
Such law would never get passed for a couple if reasons.

A big proportion of the UK love dogs and lots of votes would be lost.
It is very silly.

I personally think we should ban cars. They kill more people than dogs through irresponsible ownership.
Yes but cars are very useful tool and don't generally hurt people who are having a peaceful wander through a park.

Dogs are not a useful tool.  They are thick, ugly and their breath smells.
And talk about ugly. Don't you own a Chrysler?
It's practical.

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Post by Lumbering_Jack on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:44 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Lumbering_Jack wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Lumbering_Jack wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It should definitely be illegal for any dog to be off its lead in public.  In a wood, in a field, in a park, on the high-street.  It doesn't matter, it should be law for them to on a fixed length lead if out in public.

I know the majority of people are mauled in a house or garden, but if there is so much as one more person that gets bitten/mauled whilst out in the street it is too much.  Have we not progressed enough as a race to keep dogs on a lead.

It will take a politicians son or daughter to get their face mauled off in a public park before anything is done.
Such law would never get passed for a couple if reasons.

A big proportion of the UK love dogs and lots of votes would be lost.
It is very silly.

I personally think we should ban cars. They kill more people than dogs through irresponsible ownership.
Yes but cars are very useful tool and don't generally hurt people who are having a peaceful wander through a park.

Dogs are not a useful tool.  They are thick, ugly and their breath smells.
And talk about ugly. Don't you own a Chrysler?
It's practical.  
Just like Jeff's m*n bag.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:45 pm

Laugh 

He is a big girls blouse.

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Post by seanmichaels on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:45 pm

Holy mother of God. I didn't know that.

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Post by TopHat24/7 on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:47 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It should definitely be illegal for any dog to be off its lead in public.  In a wood, in a field, in a park, on the high-street.  It doesn't matter, it should be law for them to on a fixed length lead if out in public.

I know the majority of people are mauled in a house or garden, but if there is so much as one more person that gets bitten/mauled whilst out in the street it is too much.  Have we not progressed enough as a race to keep dogs on a lead.

It will take a politicians son or daughter to get their face mauled off in a public park before anything is done.
Can't believe we may actually have found something that get's you hot under the collar....!

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:48 pm

TopHat24/7 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It should definitely be illegal for any dog to be off its lead in public.  In a wood, in a field, in a park, on the high-street.  It doesn't matter, it should be law for them to on a fixed length lead if out in public.

I know the majority of people are mauled in a house or garden, but if there is so much as one more person that gets bitten/mauled whilst out in the street it is too much.  Have we not progressed enough as a race to keep dogs on a lead.

It will take a politicians son or daughter to get their face mauled off in a public park before anything is done.
Can't believe we may actually have found something that get's you hot under the collar....!
Nah, just trying to wind Jack up really.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Fri 15 Nov 2013, 3:49 pm

Although I do genuinely think dogs are stupid and ugly.

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