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Post by Brady12 on Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:14 pm

What's your favourite 'put down' of all time?.... I'm not talking your generic repeative 'What?!' or 'Lay the Smackdown on your candy ass'... One that was perhaps said once & really stuck in the memory

I'll start us off with a few....

'Who's your daddy Montreal?' - Shawn Michaels as a heel before Summerslam 05 in Canada

Bobby Heenan was also a legend with the one liners...

Brain: (on w:Real American, w:Hulk Hogan's theme music) "That's my second favorite song."
Gorilla: "I'm almost afraid to ask...what's your favorite?"
Brain: "All the rest are tied."

Jerry Lawler 'Shawn Michaels' ego is so big it has it's own zip code... Speaking of the Undertaker when Shawn Michaels is at a funeral he's upset he's not the corpse he wants to be the centre of attention....'

Over to you guys....

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Post by Guest on Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:23 pm

Not sure if it's an insult as such but this one liner is absolute gold by the Rock:

Now, Bad Ass, you run your mouth about SummerSlam. Well, here's the situation. The Rock says this: if the Rock hits you, he'll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway, so the choice is yours, jabroni!

I stumbled across this on YouTube a few weeks back and haven't been able to find it again since.

But Bobby Heenan came up with some corkers and Monsoon's "will you stop it" complemented them perfectly.

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Post by Brady12 on Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:27 pm

Anyone remember this one...
In reply to Stephanie teasing him about having a small man sausage, Triple H:

"Even a jumbo jet looks small when it flies through the Grand Canyon."

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Post by MIG on Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:32 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkLhTMTZn20&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Rock in Toronto putting the crowd down. Especially after he gets a cheap pop for saying Toronto. Hollywood Rock was so good this was one of my favourites!

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Post by Brady12 on Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:37 pm

Loved in when Heyman said to JBL at one night stand 'The only reason you've been champion for so long is because Triple H didn't wanna work Tuesdays!'

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Post by Guest on Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:03 pm

My favourites are:

Austin Raw 21/01/97

"As far as Gorilla Monsoon goes, I gotta whole load of bananas and I can tell you where to stick each and every one of them"

The Rock on HHH Raw August 2002

"The Rock and HHH go way back. We go back to when The Rock and HHH were babies in the nursery and little baby HHH walked up and said 'My diaper is that damn wet" little baby Rock walks up and says "whats wrong with your wet saggy ass" wham! rattle stuck straight up his ass.

"And it goes back even further than that, back to colonial days when it was The Rock George Rockington and Benedict Helmsley and The Rock I cannot tell a lie, you are a monkeys bum. And the constistution wham! Straight up his candy ass."

"And it goes back even further than that back to caveman days. It was caveman Rock v Caveman HHH and HHH coming in "Fire good" caveman Rock looking at him and says "Hey I tell you what, club turned sideways straight up you candy ass good!" Wham!"


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Post by JamesLincs on Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:19 pm

haha, i love the rock toronto one. hooray, he said toronto!

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Post by dallym on Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:35 pm

Nature Boy. 'My shoes cost more than your house'

Indeed any of the four horsemen stuff where they go on about how much their clothing is

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Post by Brady12 on Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:10 pm

dallym wrote:Nature Boy. 'My shoes cost more than your house'

Indeed any of the four horsemen stuff where they go on about how much their clothing is

Absolutely amazing! Loving that announce area they had on the old NWA set....

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Post by NickisBHAFC on Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:50 pm

CM Punk to K K K K K K K K Kevin Nash "i got a text from my sister it says" "OMG Kevin Nash WTF thought he was dead LOL"

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Post by Bull on Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:52 pm

here you are alive and well Laugh that was great nick

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Post by UpsideDownFace on Sat 14 Jul 2012, 6:50 am

The Rock calling Kane a big red special never fails to make me laugh

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Post by Samo on Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:50 am

The Rock threatening to slap Perry Saturns eyes straight,

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Post by The Rocks Microphone on Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:04 am

although it was one of his 'it doesn#t matter' gags the billy gunn prayer to god was gold

I could carry on with great one moments, some of the hurricane stuff when he was hollywood rock priceless

or the promo pre armageddom 6 man cell


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Post by TwisT on Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:39 am

My favourite is Jesse Ventura ripping into McMahon when RAW rolled into Minnesota:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqv1TVHpkt4

The "Have a nice day" end line just finishes it beautifully.

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Post by dreilly on Sat 14 Jul 2012, 4:49 pm

The Rock to Hurricane

'You're a 100 pound of nothing, 5 feet nothing, excuse The Rock one second, his cell phones going off. 'Hello', hey, it's Nothing, he says he knows you!'

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Post by MIG on Sat 14 Jul 2012, 6:51 pm

Haha! The Rock is surely the best at insults?!

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