The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** on Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:30 am

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Kenny** on Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:32 am

A new page has been started

by Galted on Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:57 am

A new page has been started
for us to be cynical, rude and cold-hearted

by two_tone on Thu 20 Dec 2012, 2:38 pm

A new page has been started
for us to be cynical, rude and cold-hearted
expect loads of swearing

by Galted on Thu 20 Dec 2012, 2:53 pm

A new page has been started
for us to be cynical, rude and cold-hearted
expect loads of swearing
and us not really caring

by **Kenny** on Thu 20 Dec 2012, 3:32 pm

A new page has been started
for us to be cynical, rude and cold-hearted
expect loads of swearing
and us not really caring
and by the way i think i just farted

by two_tone on Thu 20 Dec 2012, 4:06 pm

That was an excellent way to begin

by Galted on Thu 20 Dec 2012, 5:14 pm

That was an excellent way to begin
though the last line was borderline sin

by FreekShow on Thu 20 Dec 2012, 5:51 pm

That was an excellent way to begin
though the last line was borderline sin
My sack has a rash

by Galted on Thu 20 Dec 2012, 5:55 pm

That was an excellent way to begin
though the last line was borderline sin
My sack has a rash
and my c0ck smells like hash

by FreekShow on Thu 20 Dec 2012, 5:57 pm

That was an excellent way to begin
though the last line was borderline sin
My sack has a rash
and my c0ck smells like hash
So its much better outside than in

by Galted on Thu 20 Dec 2012, 6:29 pm

by **Linebreaker** on Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:56 pm

Santa's sack got caught in the chimney

by **JuliusHMarx** on Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:19 pm

Santa's sack got caught in the chimney
It got nibbled by a cricket called Jiminy

by FreekShow on Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:27 pm

Santa's sack got caught in the chimney
It got nibbled by a cricket called Jiminy
That sounds a tad sore

by **Linebreaker** on Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:04 pm

Santa's sack got caught in the chimney
It got nibbled by a cricket called Jiminy
That sounds a tad sore
and we heard Santa roar

by **JuliusHMarx** on Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:15 pm

Santa's sack got caught in the chimney
It got nibbled by a cricket called Jiminy
That sounds a tad sore
and we heard Santa roar
"Arrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhh-imney!"

by Galted on Fri 21 Dec 2012, 3:12 pm

the Apocalypse hasn't been great

by **JuliusHMarx** on Fri 21 Dec 2012, 3:46 pm

the Apocalypse hasn't been great
Because the Mayans got the wrong date

by FreekShow on Fri 21 Dec 2012, 4:24 pm

the Apocalypse hasn't been great
Because the Mayans got the wrong date
That calendar sucks

by Galted on Fri 21 Dec 2012, 4:40 pm

the Apocalypse hasn't been great
Because the Mayans got the wrong date
That calendar sucks
those Mexican shmucks

by FreekShow on Fri 21 Dec 2012, 5:01 pm

the Apocalypse hasn't been great
Because the Mayans got the wrong date
That calendar sucks
those Mexican shmucks
Oh hang on, there's a bomb due at eight

by **Kenny** on Sat 22 Dec 2012, 4:26 pm

by **Kenny** on Sat 22 Dec 2012, 4:27 pm

Opening present can be good

by FreekShow on Sat 22 Dec 2012, 4:36 pm

Opening presents can be good
Its exciting, in fact I got wood

by **Kenny** on Sat 22 Dec 2012, 4:37 pm

Opening presents can be good
Its exciting, in fact I got wood
a fact i found quite hard to hide

by Galted on Sat 22 Dec 2012, 4:51 pm

Opening presents can be good
Its exciting, in fact I got wood
a fact i found quite hard to hide
'it's a tentpole' I lied

by FreekShow on Sat 22 Dec 2012, 5:07 pm

Opening presents can be good
Its exciting, in fact I got wood
a fact i found quite hard to hide
'it's a tentpole' I lied
As my man meat produced a big pud

by **Kenny** on Sun 23 Dec 2012, 2:15 pm

The in-laws are doing my head in

by **JuliusHMarx** on Sun 23 Dec 2012, 2:44 pm

The in-laws are doing my head in
So, like Lennon, I may do a bed-in

by **Kenny** on Sun 23 Dec 2012, 2:46 pm

The in-laws are doing my head in
So, like Lennon, I may do a bed-in
but the wife is no Yoko

by **JuliusHMarx** on Sun 23 Dec 2012, 2:58 pm

The in-laws are doing my head in
So, like Lennon, I may do a bed-in
but the wife is no Yoko
So I'll stick with hot cocoa

by **Kenny** on Sun 23 Dec 2012, 3:03 pm

The in-laws are doing my head in
So, like Lennon, I may do a bed-in
but the wife is no Yoko
So I'll stick with hot cocoa
And pack them back off home to Reading

by FreekShow on Sun 23 Dec 2012, 3:04 pm

I've gone slow on the lyrical draw

by **JuliusHMarx** on Sun 23 Dec 2012, 3:07 pm

I've gone slow on the lyrical draw
But I've found an empirical law

by FreekShow on Sun 23 Dec 2012, 3:08 pm

I've gone slow on the lyrical draw
But I've found an empirical law
I've googled that word!

by **JuliusHMarx** on Sun 23 Dec 2012, 3:17 pm

I've gone slow on the lyrical draw
But I've found an empirical law
I've googled that word!
Is genius inferred?

by FreekShow on Sun 23 Dec 2012, 4:03 pm

I've gone slow on the lyrical draw
But I've found an empirical law
I've googled that word!
Is genius inferred?
You're confusing me now, my head's sore!

by Galted on Mon 24 Dec 2012, 7:51 am

I'm impressed by multi-syllabic words

by **JuliusHMarx** on Mon 24 Dec 2012, 8:49 am

I'm impressed by multi-syllabic words
But not 'yes', 'no', 'day', 'night', 'cats', 'dogs' or 'birds'

by Galted on Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:11 am

I'm impressed by multi-syllabic words
But not 'yes', 'no', 'day', 'night', 'cats', 'dogs' or 'birds'
I love a prime number

by **JuliusHMarx** on Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:00 am

I'm impressed by multi-syllabic words
But not 'yes', 'no', 'day', 'night', 'cats', 'dogs' or 'birds'
I love a prime number
And a ripe green cucumber

by **Linebreaker** on Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:01 am

I'm impressed by multi-syllabic words
But not 'yes', 'no', 'day', 'night', 'cats', 'dogs' or 'birds'
I love a prime number
And a ripe green cucumber
To entice my private buffalo herds

by Galted on Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:05 am

we're back to the abstract sublime

by **Linebreaker** on Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:57 am

We're back to the abstract sublime
As the bells on St Nicks' reindeer chime

by **JuliusHMarx** on Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:59 am

We're back to the abstract sublime
As the bells on St Nicks' reindeer chime
With Rudolph's red nose

by **Linebreaker** on Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:09 am

We're back to the abstract sublime
As the bells on St Nicks' reindeer chime
With Rudolph's red nose
and Dancer's fake pose

by **JuliusHMarx** on Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:20 am

We're back to the abstract sublime
As the bells on St Nicks' reindeer chime
With Rudolph's red nose
and Dancer's fake pose
Comet's drunk on vodka and lime

by **Linebreaker** on Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:03 pm

Another Christmas watching Steven Segal

by FreekShow on Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:06 pm

Another Christmas watching Steven Segal
Kicking backside, that man is my pal