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The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:30 am

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
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The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread


For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

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Post by Kenny on Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:32 am

A new page has been started

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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Galted on Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:57 am

A new page has been started
for us to be cynical, rude and cold-hearted

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Post by two_tone on Thu Dec 20, 2012 2:38 pm

A new page has been started
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expect loads of swearing

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Post by Galted on Thu Dec 20, 2012 2:53 pm

A new page has been started
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expect loads of swearing
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Post by Kenny on Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:32 pm

A new page has been started
for us to be cynical, rude and cold-hearted
expect loads of swearing
and us not really caring
and by the way i think i just farted

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Post by two_tone on Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:06 pm

That was an excellent way to begin

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Post by Galted on Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:14 pm

That was an excellent way to begin
though the last line was borderline sin

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Post by FreekShow on Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:51 pm

That was an excellent way to begin
though the last line was borderline sin
My sack has a rash

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Post by Galted on Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:55 pm

That was an excellent way to begin
though the last line was borderline sin
My sack has a rash
and my c0ck smells like hash

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Post by FreekShow on Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:57 pm

That was an excellent way to begin
though the last line was borderline sin
My sack has a rash
and my c0ck smells like hash
So its much better outside than in

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Post by Galted on Thu Dec 20, 2012 6:29 pm

clap

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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by The Loaded Dog on Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:56 pm

Santa's sack got caught in the chimney

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:19 pm

Santa's sack got caught in the chimney
It got nibbled by a cricket called Jiminy

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Post by FreekShow on Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:27 pm

Santa's sack got caught in the chimney
It got nibbled by a cricket called Jiminy
That sounds a tad sore

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:04 pm

Santa's sack got caught in the chimney
It got nibbled by a cricket called Jiminy
That sounds a tad sore
and we heard Santa roar

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:15 pm

Santa's sack got caught in the chimney
It got nibbled by a cricket called Jiminy
That sounds a tad sore
and we heard Santa roar
"Arrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhh-imney!"

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Post by Galted on Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:12 pm

Laugh
the Apocalypse hasn't been great

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:46 pm

the Apocalypse hasn't been great
Because the Mayans got the wrong date

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Post by FreekShow on Fri Dec 21, 2012 4:24 pm

the Apocalypse hasn't been great
Because the Mayans got the wrong date
That calendar sucks

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Post by Galted on Fri Dec 21, 2012 4:40 pm

the Apocalypse hasn't been great
Because the Mayans got the wrong date
That calendar sucks
those Mexican shmucks

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Post by FreekShow on Fri Dec 21, 2012 5:01 pm

the Apocalypse hasn't been great
Because the Mayans got the wrong date
That calendar sucks
those Mexican shmucks
Oh hang on, there's a bomb due at eight

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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:26 pm

clap

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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:27 pm

Opening present can be good

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Post by FreekShow on Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:36 pm

Opening presents can be good
Its exciting, in fact I got wood

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Post by Kenny on Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:37 pm

Opening presents can be good
Its exciting, in fact I got wood
a fact i found quite hard to hide

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Post by Galted on Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:51 pm

Opening presents can be good
Its exciting, in fact I got wood
a fact i found quite hard to hide
'it's a tentpole' I lied

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Post by FreekShow on Sat Dec 22, 2012 5:07 pm

Opening presents can be good
Its exciting, in fact I got wood
a fact i found quite hard to hide
'it's a tentpole' I lied
As my man meat produced a big pud

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Post by Kenny on Sun Dec 23, 2012 2:15 pm

The in-laws are doing my head in

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Sun Dec 23, 2012 2:44 pm

The in-laws are doing my head in
So, like Lennon, I may do a bed-in

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Post by Kenny on Sun Dec 23, 2012 2:46 pm

The in-laws are doing my head in
So, like Lennon, I may do a bed-in
but the wife is no Yoko

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Sun Dec 23, 2012 2:58 pm

The in-laws are doing my head in
So, like Lennon, I may do a bed-in
but the wife is no Yoko
So I'll stick with hot cocoa

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Post by Kenny on Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:03 pm

The in-laws are doing my head in
So, like Lennon, I may do a bed-in
but the wife is no Yoko
So I'll stick with hot cocoa
And pack them back off home to Reading

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Post by FreekShow on Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:04 pm

clap

I've gone slow on the lyrical draw

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:07 pm

I've gone slow on the lyrical draw
But I've found an empirical law

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Post by FreekShow on Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:08 pm

I've gone slow on the lyrical draw
But I've found an empirical law
I've googled that word!

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:17 pm

I've gone slow on the lyrical draw
But I've found an empirical law
I've googled that word!
Is genius inferred?

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Post by FreekShow on Sun Dec 23, 2012 4:03 pm

I've gone slow on the lyrical draw
But I've found an empirical law
I've googled that word!
Is genius inferred?
You're confusing me now, my head's sore!

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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Galted on Mon Dec 24, 2012 7:51 am

clap
I'm impressed by multi-syllabic words

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:49 am

I'm impressed by multi-syllabic words
But not 'yes', 'no', 'day', 'night', 'cats', 'dogs' or 'birds'

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Post by Galted on Mon Dec 24, 2012 9:11 am

I'm impressed by multi-syllabic words
But not 'yes', 'no', 'day', 'night', 'cats', 'dogs' or 'birds'
I love a prime number

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:00 am

I'm impressed by multi-syllabic words
But not 'yes', 'no', 'day', 'night', 'cats', 'dogs' or 'birds'
I love a prime number
And a ripe green cucumber

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:01 am

I'm impressed by multi-syllabic words
But not 'yes', 'no', 'day', 'night', 'cats', 'dogs' or 'birds'
I love a prime number
And a ripe green cucumber
To entice my private buffalo herds

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Post by Galted on Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:05 am

clap
we're back to the abstract sublime

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:57 am

We're back to the abstract sublime
As the bells on St Nicks' reindeer chime

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:59 am

We're back to the abstract sublime
As the bells on St Nicks' reindeer chime
With Rudolph's red nose

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:09 am

We're back to the abstract sublime
As the bells on St Nicks' reindeer chime
With Rudolph's red nose
and Dancer's fake pose

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:20 am

We're back to the abstract sublime
As the bells on St Nicks' reindeer chime
With Rudolph's red nose
and Dancer's fake pose
Comet's drunk on vodka and lime

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:03 pm

Laugh

Another Christmas watching Steven Segal

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Post by FreekShow on Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:06 pm

Another Christmas watching Steven Segal
Kicking backside, that man is my pal

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