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Post by George Carlin on Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:09 pm

You know what's coming. Nominations for triggers, please.

I'll start us off:

A. John Inverdale

Drink One Finger
- JI says "Right Lawrence, let's talk about England".
- JI is condescending about another nation's chances.

Drink Two Fingers
- JI has more than two shirt buttons undone.
- JI mentions 'Johnny Wilkinson' in the build up to a game not involving England.
- JI unsuccessfully tries a Des Lynam eyebrow-raise.

Finish Your Drink
- JI has more than three shirt buttons undone.
- JI talks to Sonia in condescending manner.
- JI has an appalling scarf (one finger if each of Dayglo and Healey have the same).

B. Brian Moore

Drink One Finger
- BM comments about referees not understanding scrummaging.
- BM uses the word "manshaming".
- BM says "if I can say that".

Drink Two Fingers
- BM calls someone a "halfwit".
- BM shouts "No!".
- BM shouts "There's a man over".

Finish Your Drink
-BM's microphone is turned off by the producer.

C. Eddie Butler

Drink One Finger
- EB says "But what of England?".
- EB says "majestic".

Drink Two Fingers
- EB pointlessly rolls the 'r' when pronouning a player's name (e.g. "it's out to Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroberts").

Finish Your Drink
- EB pronounces a French player's name in a French accent.
- EB mentions that the Welsh 'are Grand Slam Champions'.

D. Jonathan Davies

Drink One Finger
- "Numbahs".
- "Gotta go left".
- "Support!"

Drink Two Fingers
- "Theyah you go. Bang. Troi".
- (whilst watching video replay) "Just stop if there".
- (whilst watching video replay) "Right, wind it on".

Finish Your Drink
-"That's the powah of North".
- Any mispronounciation of a French player's name (e.g. "HairyKnorrDonkey").

E. Andrew Cotter

Drink One Finger
- AC is completely incomprehensible.

Drink Two Fingers
- AC's voice goes ultrasonically nasal and is completely incomprehensible.

Finish Your Drink
- AC tries unsuccessfully to interrupt Brian Moore during a rant.

F. General Cliche Watch

Drink One Finger
- "It depends which France will turn up".
- "Wales will pick a big backline".
- "It was a physical game".
- "We can't say that about Italy now".
- "...brave Scotland".

Drink Two Fingers
- "the unpredictable French".
- "Scotland's real problem is player numbers".
- "I'd pick O'Driscoll if he's fit".
- "[sweeping generalisation about Italy], well, apart from Parisse, obviously".
- "England are building".

Finish Your Drink
- "When Sam Warbuton captains the Lions this summer...".
- "the Welsh Way".
- "Ireland's Golden Generation".
- "we should think about having bonus points".
- "I didn't see the incident but I'm gutted for the player".

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Post by RuggerRadge2611 on Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:13 pm

When Jiffy says :

"Isolated"

"They need to be more clinical"
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Post by Pete C (Kiwireddevil) on Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:21 pm

In pictoral form (courtesy of "theWelshDalaiLama"'s Facebook page)

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Post by R!skysports on Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:27 pm

When Jiffy has a Wet Welsh orgasim over a standard Welsh move

When Jiffy finds every way to not give credit to the other team, but mention any good move in terms of how Wales play

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Post by Bathman_in_London on Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:06 pm

Use of the word 'Mercurial' to describe France or any French players could be in the cliches section.

Some of them made me chuckle!

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Post by thebluesmancometh on Wed Jan 30, 2013 10:27 pm

Risky - Nice chip!

You forgot the old fav, finish your drink everytime Jiffy says 'Sit down'!!

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Post by IanBru on Thu Jan 31, 2013 12:48 am

Jiffmeister: "Goo on, tap and goooh!"

Andrew Cotter: Any mention of Richie Vernon's rarely seen 'pace'.

Andy Nicol: (at the end of a narrow Scotland defeat) "But, you know, I think Scotland have got reason to be optimistic"

Any mention of a scrum half "sniping".
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Post by Steffan on Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:01 am

Looks like a I posted an article but had already been done

Also I think we should have a finger for Brian Moore saying "Well how he is still on the field after that is beyond me"


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Post by 21st Century Schizoid Man on Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:56 am

Thanks GC and Steffan - I am up for it - after I make room for some due to nerves ! vomit
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