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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:34 pm

My mind is full of unusual thoughts , things that to others will seem strange and to some may make sense ( if that is the case God help us ) .

Like the saying " I'm talking to the organ grinder not the monkey " ................... what if the monkey is grinding the organ ?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck , If a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could And chuck as much as a woodchuck would , If a woodchuck could chuck wood.......................well that would depend on fast he did it or how long he had to do the job surely
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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:36 pm

Whats the point in saying to someone " Can i ask you a question ? " ..............you already have done !
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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:38 pm

Are sharks mean because they feel unloved, or do they just have a mean way of sharing their affection with others?
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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:39 pm

Why is a second hand called a second hand when really it's the third hand?
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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:42 pm

if you were a Spice Girl which one would you be ?
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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:45 pm

When your out drinking with your mates , while your sober chat up the ugliest girl you can find in the first pub you go in ..............then at the end of the night the girl your talking to whilst your hammered wont look so bad
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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:48 pm

if a frog had sex with a toad would the babies be frads or togs ?
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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:54 pm

I like my coffee with two sugars but only have one in tea Headscratch
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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:58 pm

Why when your selling say a car or a house do people think they can offer you less then your asking ? they wouldn't go into ASDA and take a loaf of bread to the till and say " I'll give you 40p for this " when the price is £1.20 would they .

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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:01 pm

if your counting on your fingers and you start at ten and count down on one hand you go 10 , 9 ,8 , 7 , 6 .............add the other 5 fingers and you get 11 fingers ...spooky ghost
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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:09 pm

who would win a fight between The Queen and Jessica Rabbit ?
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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:16 pm

i was bitten on the finger by a rabbit as a child , can i still drink lemonade ?
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:17 pm

Kenny wrote:who would win a fight between The Queen and Jessica Rabbit ?

Her majesty of course. Shes got bigger titties - Charles and Andrew

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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:18 pm

if you were a cannibal would you be a breast or a leg person ?
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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:19 pm

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Kenny wrote:who would win a fight between The Queen and Jessica Rabbit ?

Her majesty of course. Shes got bigger titties - Charles and Andrew

i never thought of it like that , i can now put that one away in a corner of my mind Smile
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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:23 pm

isn't it odd that a orange is orange
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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:24 pm

how many toadstools can you fit in a mushroom
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:24 pm

Kenny wrote:if you were a cannibal would you be a breast or a leg person ?

Leg deffo, not enough meat on the breast.

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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:26 pm

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Kenny wrote:if you were a cannibal would you be a breast or a leg person ?

Leg deffo, not enough meat on the breast.

i would be a breast man and target page three girls
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:28 pm

Kenny wrote:how many toadstools can you fit in a mushroom

None, you'll need space for the huskies and the sleds

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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:29 pm

Kenny wrote:
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Kenny wrote:if you were a cannibal would you be a breast or a leg person ?

Leg deffo, not enough meat on the breast.

i would be a breast man and target page three girls

That'd make you a silicont

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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:31 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
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Kenny wrote:if you were a cannibal would you be a breast or a leg person ?

Leg deffo, not enough meat on the breast.

i would be a breast man and target page three girls

That'd make you a silicont

im already one of them
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:32 pm

Kenny wrote:isn't it odd that a orange is orange

Its actually A Norange (spanish: Naranjha) which changed into An orange and the colour was named after that.

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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:33 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Kenny wrote:isn't it odd that a orange is orange

Its actually A Norange (spanish: Naranjha) which changed into An orange and the colour was named after that.

another one stored away in a little box , cheers
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:38 pm

Kenny wrote:if a frog had sex with a toad would the babies be frads or togs ?

They'd be Trench

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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:39 pm

Kenny wrote:Whats the point in saying to someone " Can i ask you a question ? " ..............you already have done !

If you ask me that and I dont punch you in the face, you can safely ask many more

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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:40 pm

Kenny wrote:Are sharks mean because they feel unloved, or do they just have a mean way of sharing their affection with others?

Sadly its the latter due to exposure to humans. Love bite anyone?

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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:41 pm

frogs in bogs on logs wearing clogs
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:41 pm

Kenny wrote:Why is a second hand called a second hand when really it's the third hand?

calling it a third hand would suggest they have a small Winkle

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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:42 pm

grapes
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:44 pm

Kenny wrote:grapes

Wayne rooneys nickname? Gilf r.....?

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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:46 pm

can birds fly backwards ?
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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:47 pm

does air taste of anything
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:50 pm

Kenny wrote:can birds fly backwards ?

Depends if my dinners ready or not

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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:50 pm

Yesterday is the past tomorrow is a mystery and today is a gift that's why its called the present.
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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:51 pm

Do or Do not , there is no try
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:52 pm

Kenny wrote:does air taste of anything

White rice

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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:54 pm

Kenny wrote:Yesterday is the past tomorrow is a mystery and today is a gift that's why its called the present.

But Yesterday we were but a seed and tommorow we shall be a corpse, should we spend today patting ourselves on the back?

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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:55 pm

1 + penguin = kingfisher
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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:56 pm

all we are saying is give peace a chance
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:56 pm

Kenny wrote:Do or Do not , there is no try

F*** you Ref!

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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:56 pm

scooby doo for president
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:57 pm

Kenny wrote:scooby doo for president

He'll always be in the doghouse

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Kenny wrote:all we are saying is give peace a chance

Modern Parent to teenage son

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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:58 pm

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He'll always be in the doghouse

but is it white
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:59 pm

Kenny wrote:
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He'll always be in the doghouse

but is it white

Depends what breed of dog it is or how much boning has gone on

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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:01 pm

i like de-boning fish
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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:04 pm

i remembered to remember remembering
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:05 pm

Kenny wrote:i like de-boning fish

Bengalis can eat fish and debone them while they are eating (with their tongue).

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Post by Kenny on Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:06 pm

i want to marry a Bengali women
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