The Ramblings of a Incoherent Mind
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The Ramblings of a Incoherent Mind
My mind is full of unusual thoughts , things that to others will seem strange and to some may make sense ( if that is the case God help us ) .
Like the saying " I'm talking to the organ grinder not the monkey " ................... what if the monkey is grinding the organ ?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck , If a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could And chuck as much as a woodchuck would , If a woodchuck could chuck wood.......................well that would depend on fast he did it or how long he had to do the job surely
Like the saying " I'm talking to the organ grinder not the monkey " ................... what if the monkey is grinding the organ ?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck , If a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could And chuck as much as a woodchuck would , If a woodchuck could chuck wood.......................well that would depend on fast he did it or how long he had to do the job surely
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Whats the point in saying to someone " Can i ask you a question ? " ..............you already have done !
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Are sharks mean because they feel unloved, or do they just have a mean way of sharing their affection with others?
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Why is a second hand called a second hand when really it's the third hand?
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if you were a Spice Girl which one would you be ?
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When your out drinking with your mates , while your sober chat up the ugliest girl you can find in the first pub you go in ..............then at the end of the night the girl your talking to whilst your hammered wont look so bad
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if a frog had sex with a toad would the babies be frads or togs ?
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I like my coffee with two sugars but only have one in tea
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Why when your selling say a car or a house do people think they can offer you less then your asking ? they wouldn't go into ASDA and take a loaf of bread to the till and say " I'll give you 40p for this " when the price is £1.20 would they .
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if your counting on your fingers and you start at ten and count down on one hand you go 10 , 9 ,8 , 7 , 6 .............add the other 5 fingers and you get 11 fingers ...spooky
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who would win a fight between The Queen and Jessica Rabbit ?
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i was bitten on the finger by a rabbit as a child , can i still drink lemonade ?
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Kenny wrote:who would win a fight between The Queen and Jessica Rabbit ?
Her majesty of course. Shes got bigger titties - Charles and Andrew
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if you were a cannibal would you be a breast or a leg person ?
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ShahenshahG wrote:Kenny wrote:who would win a fight between The Queen and Jessica Rabbit ?
Her majesty of course. Shes got bigger titties - Charles and Andrew
i never thought of it like that , i can now put that one away in a corner of my mind
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isn't it odd that a orange is orange
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how many toadstools can you fit in a mushroom
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Kenny wrote:if you were a cannibal would you be a breast or a leg person ?
Leg deffo, not enough meat on the breast.
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ShahenshahG wrote:Kenny wrote:if you were a cannibal would you be a breast or a leg person ?
Leg deffo, not enough meat on the breast.
i would be a breast man and target page three girls
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Kenny wrote:how many toadstools can you fit in a mushroom
None, you'll need space for the huskies and the sleds
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Kenny wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:Kenny wrote:if you were a cannibal would you be a breast or a leg person ?
Leg deffo, not enough meat on the breast.
i would be a breast man and target page three girls
That'd make you a silicont
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ShahenshahG wrote:Kenny wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:Kenny wrote:if you were a cannibal would you be a breast or a leg person ?
Leg deffo, not enough meat on the breast.
i would be a breast man and target page three girls
That'd make you a silicont
im already one of them
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Kenny wrote:isn't it odd that a orange is orange
Its actually A Norange (spanish: Naranjha) which changed into An orange and the colour was named after that.
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ShahenshahG wrote:Kenny wrote:isn't it odd that a orange is orange
Its actually A Norange (spanish: Naranjha) which changed into An orange and the colour was named after that.
another one stored away in a little box , cheers
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Kenny wrote:if a frog had sex with a toad would the babies be frads or togs ?
They'd be Trench
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Kenny wrote:Whats the point in saying to someone " Can i ask you a question ? " ..............you already have done !
If you ask me that and I dont punch you in the face, you can safely ask many more
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Kenny wrote:Are sharks mean because they feel unloved, or do they just have a mean way of sharing their affection with others?
Sadly its the latter due to exposure to humans. Love bite anyone?
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frogs in bogs on logs wearing clogs
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Kenny wrote:Why is a second hand called a second hand when really it's the third hand?
calling it a third hand would suggest they have a small Winkle
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can birds fly backwards ?
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does air taste of anything
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Kenny wrote:can birds fly backwards ?
Depends if my dinners ready or not
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Yesterday is the past tomorrow is a mystery and today is a gift that's why its called the present.
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Do or Do not , there is no try
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Kenny wrote:Yesterday is the past tomorrow is a mystery and today is a gift that's why its called the present.
But Yesterday we were but a seed and tommorow we shall be a corpse, should we spend today patting ourselves on the back?
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1 + penguin = kingfisher
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all we are saying is give peace a chance
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scooby doo for president
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Kenny wrote:scooby doo for president
He'll always be in the doghouse
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Kenny wrote:all we are saying is give peace a chance
Modern Parent to teenage son
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ShahenshahG wrote:Kenny wrote:scooby doo for president
He'll always be in the doghouse
but is it white
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Kenny wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:Kenny wrote:scooby doo for president
He'll always be in the doghouse
but is it white
Depends what breed of dog it is or how much boning has gone on
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i like de-boning fish
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i remembered to remember remembering
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Kenny wrote:i like de-boning fish
Bengalis can eat fish and debone them while they are eating (with their tongue).
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i want to marry a Bengali women
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