The Ramblings of a Incoherent Mind

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My mind is full of unusual thoughts , things that to others will seem strange and to some may make sense ( if that is the case God help us ) .

Like the saying " I'm talking to the organ grinder not the monkey " ................... what if the monkey is grinding the organ ?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck , If a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could And chuck as much as a woodchuck would , If a woodchuck could chuck wood.......................well that would depend on fast he did it or how long he had to do the job surely

ShahenshahG wrote:

Kenny wrote:kebab kebab my kingdom for a kebab

Sorry mate, shortage of doners

that made me spill my beer

Kenny wrote:i should cook when im home alone but takeaways are far to nice a thing

Its nice to be able to takeaway when the wifes not doing it.

its my saturday night takeaway

is it warm in a bee swarm

Kenny wrote:is it warm in a bee swarm

Only japanese ones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp72gXkYJIw

i started a carpentry business and gave my first client a small 3 legged chair to see if they liked it

it was my stool sample

Kenny wrote:i started a carpentry business and gave my first client a small 3 legged chair to see if they liked it

it was my stool sample

Instead you provoked Winkle envy

if i was one of the seven dwarfs i'd be Happy

is licking your own lips classed as self satisfying yourself

Kenny wrote:if i was one of the seven dwarfs i'd be Happy

Unfortunately you'd shrink in proportion

Kenny wrote:is licking your own lips classed as self satisfying yourself

Depends if youve got a tash

ShahenshahG wrote:

Kenny wrote:if i was one of the seven dwarfs i'd be Happy

Unfortunately you'd shrink in proportion

that would make me Grumpy

ShahenshahG wrote:

Kenny wrote:is licking your own lips classed as self satisfying yourself

Depends if youve got a tash

Whiskas ......................8 out of 10 cats prefer them

Kenny wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Kenny wrote:if i was one of the seven dwarfs i'd be Happy

Unfortunately you'd shrink in proportion

that would make me Grumpy

Only if youve been taking testosterone

Kenny wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Kenny wrote:is licking your own lips classed as self satisfying yourself

Depends if youve got a tash

Whiskas ......................8 out of 10 cats prefer them

The other two have egg on their face

should i stay or should i go

my flask must be broken , my tea goes cold and my icecream melts

im wearing blue kegs

a rolling stone gathers no moss ......................thats why mick jaggers hanging basket business never took off

were do all the smurfs come from ? theres only one girl

can you here me mother

there coming to take me away uha

if superman was real would he read comics

Ticking boxes

stop in the name of love before you make me fart

Kenny wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Kenny wrote:isn't it odd that a orange is orange

Its actually A Norange (spanish: Naranjha) which changed into An orange and the colour was named after that.

another one stored away in a little box , cheers

They're also naturally green.

stay away from the light

Everything i do ................ i do on the loo

remember remember the big ugly sender of the valentines card that was left in your yard

a finger or thumb is just enough to give yourself a treat

Whiskey is risky but gets me frisky

How absurd, even when dressed in letters, turd smells like turd

turd letters nerd

turds in my mind

Can you polish one ?

Kenny wrote:Can you polish one ?

I dunno, but i'm loathe to try.