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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 1:34 pm

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My mind is full of unusual thoughts , things that to others will seem strange and to some may make sense ( if that is the case God help us ) .

Like the saying " I'm talking to the organ grinder not the monkey " ................... what if the monkey is grinding the organ ?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck , If a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could And chuck as much as a woodchuck would , If a woodchuck could chuck wood.......................well that would depend on fast he did it or how long he had to do the job surely
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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:13 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Kenny wrote:kebab kebab my kingdom for a kebab

Sorry mate, shortage of doners

that made me spill my beer Laugh
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:13 pm

Kenny wrote:i should cook when im home alone but takeaways are far to nice a thing

Its nice to be able to takeaway when the wifes not doing it.

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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:16 pm

its my saturday night takeaway
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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:18 pm

is it warm in a bee swarm
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:19 pm

Kenny wrote:is it warm in a bee swarm

Only japanese ones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp72gXkYJIw

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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:20 pm

i started a carpentry business and gave my first client a small 3 legged chair to see if they liked it

it was my stool sample
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:22 pm

Kenny wrote:i started a carpentry business and gave my first client a small 3 legged chair to see if they liked it

it was my stool sample

Instead you provoked Winkle envy

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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:24 pm

if i was one of the seven dwarfs i'd be Happy
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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:27 pm

is licking your own lips classed as self satisfying yourself
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:30 pm

Kenny wrote:if i was one of the seven dwarfs i'd be Happy

Unfortunately you'd shrink in proportion

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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:31 pm

Kenny wrote:is licking your own lips classed as self satisfying yourself

Depends if youve got a tash

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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:32 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Kenny wrote:if i was one of the seven dwarfs i'd be Happy

Unfortunately you'd shrink in proportion

that would make me Grumpy
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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:33 pm

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Kenny wrote:is licking your own lips classed as self satisfying yourself

Depends if youve got a tash

Whiskas ......................8 out of 10 cats prefer them
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:34 pm

Kenny wrote:
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Kenny wrote:if i was one of the seven dwarfs i'd be Happy

Unfortunately you'd shrink in proportion

that would make me Grumpy

Only if youve been taking testosterone

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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:35 pm

Kenny wrote:
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Kenny wrote:is licking your own lips classed as self satisfying yourself

Depends if youve got a tash

Whiskas ......................8 out of 10 cats prefer them

The other two have egg on their face

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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:46 pm

should i stay or should i go
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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:48 pm

my flask must be broken , my tea goes cold and my icecream melts
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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:49 pm

im wearing blue kegs
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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:51 pm

a rolling stone gathers no moss ......................thats why mick jaggers hanging basket business never took off
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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:54 pm

were do all the smurfs come from ? theres only one girl
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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 10:52 pm

can you here me mother
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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 11:08 pm

there coming to take me away uha
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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 11:16 pm

if superman was real would he read comics
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Post by Kenny on Sun 24 Feb 2013, 3:28 pm

Ticking boxes
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Post by Kenny on Mon 25 Feb 2013, 3:37 pm

stop in the name of love before you make me fart
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Post by Derbyblue on Mon 25 Feb 2013, 5:29 pm

Kenny wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Kenny wrote:isn't it odd that a orange is orange

Its actually A Norange (spanish: Naranjha) which changed into An orange and the colour was named after that.

another one stored away in a little box , cheers
They're also naturally green.

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Post by Kenny on Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:41 pm

stay away from the light
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Post by Kenny on Tue 26 Feb 2013, 1:22 pm

Everything i do ................ i do on the loo
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Post by Kenny on Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:37 pm

remember remember the big ugly sender of the valentines card that was left in your yard
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Post by Kenny on Wed 27 Feb 2013, 1:56 pm

a finger or thumb is just enough to give yourself a treat
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Post by Kenny on Thu 28 Feb 2013, 3:17 pm

Whiskey is risky but gets me frisky
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Post by TheMackemMawler on Sat 02 Mar 2013, 2:10 am

How absurd, even when dressed in letters, turd smells like turd
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Post by Kenny on Sat 02 Mar 2013, 10:45 am

turd letters nerd
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Post by Kenny on Sat 02 Mar 2013, 4:54 pm

turds in my mind
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Post by Kenny on Sat 02 Mar 2013, 5:11 pm

Can you polish one ?
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Post by ShahenshahG on Fri 13 Feb 2015, 5:08 pm

Kenny wrote:Can you polish one ?

I dunno, but i'm loathe to try.

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