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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 1:34 pm

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My mind is full of unusual thoughts , things that to others will seem strange and to some may make sense ( if that is the case God help us ) .

Like the saying " I'm talking to the organ grinder not the monkey " ................... what if the monkey is grinding the organ ?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck , If a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could And chuck as much as a woodchuck would , If a woodchuck could chuck wood.......................well that would depend on fast he did it or how long he had to do the job surely
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:07 pm

Kenny wrote:i remembered to remember remembering

Ah but did you forget to remember to forget?

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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:07 pm

but not if shes a tiger or from Cincinnati
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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:08 pm

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Kenny wrote:i remembered to remember remembering

Ah but did you forget to remember to forget?

Forget What ?
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:09 pm

Kenny wrote:i want to marry a Bengali women

Insulate your tongue with Wax because she'll cook using the dreaded Naga Morris. The ultimate spice.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:10 pm

Kenny wrote:but not if shes a tiger or from Cincinnati

The tigers nearly extinct and Cincinatti ought to be

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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:11 pm

Grandma what big eyes you've got .........................oh your really Admiral Akbar from Return of the Jedi
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:13 pm

Kenny wrote:Grandma what big eyes you've got .........................oh your really Admiral Akbar from Return of the Jedi

Hmmm.... chin I sense a trap

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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:15 pm

Rudolph the red nose reindeer had a very shiny nose ......................try clearasil
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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:18 pm

McDonalds ...........would you like to go large ? ....................carry on eating that and you will !
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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:20 pm

snap snap fish play your cards right close to your chest of draws
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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:21 pm

can i be in 5ive
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:21 pm

Kenny wrote:Rudolph the red nose reindeer had a very shiny nose ......................try clearasil

Can't, santa uses it as a lubricant

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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:22 pm

mummy is tea ready
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:22 pm

Kenny wrote:McDonalds ...........would you like to go large ? ....................carry on eating that and you will !

Yes I would but a court order says I musn't. Meet me in the toilets.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:23 pm

Kenny wrote:mummy is tea ready

mug

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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:24 pm

just one sugar
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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:25 pm

Seven brides for Seven brothers ...............i haven't got any
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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:26 pm

C'MON ENGLAND
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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:27 pm

Karate from Batfink is my hero
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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:28 pm

why do donkeys get to go for rides on the beach yet the rest of the farm yard animals dont
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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:30 pm

70 replies 224 views people are watching
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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:35 pm

why does my wife ask my opinion on something when she has already made her mind up
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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:37 pm

does my bum look big in this ? .................yes 'cause your fat
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:37 pm

Kenny wrote:why does my wife ask my opinion on something when she has already made her mind up

So she can prove you wrong

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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:38 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Kenny wrote:why does my wife ask my opinion on something when she has already made her mind up

So she can prove you wrong

it's all mind games
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:38 pm

Kenny wrote:does my bum look big in this ? .................yes 'cause your fat

But thats ok because I'm going to Frak it

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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:39 pm

Kenny wrote:70 replies 224 views people are watching

Voyeurism is alive and well

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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:40 pm

Kenny wrote:why do donkeys get to go for rides on the beach yet the rest of the farm yard animals dont

Because no matter what they do they'll never be able to make an asss out of themselves

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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:41 pm

Kenny wrote:
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Kenny wrote:why does my wife ask my opinion on something when she has already made her mind up

So she can prove you wrong

it's all mind games

Aye, she'll mind alright.

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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:45 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Kenny wrote:
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Kenny wrote:why does my wife ask my opinion on something when she has already made her mind up

So she can prove you wrong

it's all mind games

Aye, she'll mind alright.

good job she doesn't look on here , or does she ........................ouch
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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:48 pm

can you Kid a Minster in Kidderminster
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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:49 pm

knock knock ..........................nobody home
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:51 pm

Kenny wrote:can you Kid a Minster in Kidderminster

Depends if hes gruff or not

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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:53 pm

Kenny wrote:knock knock ..........................nobody home

But the lights are on so hes probably high.

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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:56 pm

carpe diem - seize the day ..............................sorry Darren
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:57 pm

Kenny wrote:carpe diem - seize the day ..............................sorry Darren

Thats ok - hes got another upon his head.

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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:00 pm

who puts those broken branches in the woods that the girl always falls over when running away from the bad guy in films
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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:01 pm

who's still buying houses on Elm St
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:01 pm

Kenny wrote:who puts those broken branches in the woods that the girl always falls over when running away from the bad guy in films

They aren't branches. Bears or the pope depending upon whom you ask

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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:02 pm

Kenny wrote:who's still buying houses on Elm St

Michael Buble

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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:03 pm

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Kenny wrote:who puts those broken branches in the woods that the girl always falls over when running away from the bad guy in films

They aren't branches. Bears or the pope depending upon whom you ask

is that why the pope retired i wonder
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:05 pm

Kenny wrote:
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Kenny wrote:who puts those broken branches in the woods that the girl always falls over when running away from the bad guy in films

They aren't branches. Bears or the pope depending upon whom you ask

is that why the pope retired i wonder

He was suffering incontinence and the girl had to run through venice canals instead.

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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:07 pm

my name spelt backwards is ynnek
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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:09 pm

I'm thinking of Fostering some cans of lager
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:10 pm

ghahsnehahs was named thus because when the midwife came to check everything was alright two weeks after my birth I peed in her mouth Laugh and that was the sound she made.

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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:10 pm

kebab kebab my kingdom for a kebab
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:11 pm

Kenny wrote:kebab kebab my kingdom for a kebab

Sorry mate, shortage of doners

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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:11 pm

i peed in the fridge once
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Kenny wrote:i peed in the fridge once

Thats the excuse you give the ladies eh?

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Post by Kenny on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:12 pm

i should cook when im home alone but takeaways are far to nice a thing
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