Unlikely Tourist Slogans
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Unlikely Tourist Slogans
Scotland - "You might not get bottled"
Bradford - "It could be worse (we're just not sure how)"
Stratford Upon Avon - "Once you've seen Shakespeare's house there's **** all left to do"
Any more?
Bradford - "It could be worse (we're just not sure how)"
Stratford Upon Avon - "Once you've seen Shakespeare's house there's **** all left to do"
Any more?
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Banbury (my home town) - "Fancy riding a c0ck horse?"
Oxford - "A great city for a pub crawl...if you don't want to watch any football"
Oxford - "A great city for a pub crawl...if you don't want to watch any football"
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Newcastle - where women wear bikinis in the snow...
Lumbering_Jack- Posts : 4341
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Leeds - slightly nicer than Sheffield.
Aberdeen - it's not Dundee.
Amsterdam - so nice that Anne Frank didn't want to leave.
Aberdeen - it's not Dundee.
Amsterdam - so nice that Anne Frank didn't want to leave.
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Bangkok - Some of them are women, you know
Normandy - my Grandad said it was quite lively when he was there
Wales - don't worry, it's free to get out
Bangkok - Some of them are women, you know
Normandy - my Grandad said it was quite lively when he was there
Wales - don't worry, it's free to get out
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Birmingham - Sleep guaranteed, listening to this accent
Cornwall - you need a week here to recover from the jams on the M5, A303 etc.
Colwyn Bay - Easier to pronounce than Llandudno (or Dwygyfylchi, Penmaenmawr, Abergwyngregyn - all of which are real places on the North Wales coast)
Llandudno - Because the 1950s were nice, and it's not chavvy like Colwyn Bay
Cornwall - you need a week here to recover from the jams on the M5, A303 etc.
Colwyn Bay - Easier to pronounce than Llandudno (or Dwygyfylchi, Penmaenmawr, Abergwyngregyn - all of which are real places on the North Wales coast)
Llandudno - Because the 1950s were nice, and it's not chavvy like Colwyn Bay
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Malta - Don't bother, it's sh1t
Johannesburg - It's not very beautiful but at least you'll get r@ped
Johannesburg - It's not very beautiful but at least you'll get r@ped
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Norfolk - Just keep driving
North London - murder free for 40 minutes
North London - murder free for 40 minutes
sodhat- Posts : 22236
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Dundee- Statsitically easier to shag a teenager here than anywhere else is europe
Glasgow- Welcome to the Belfast experince
St Andrews- Because the real Scotland is just too much
Glasgow- Welcome to the Belfast experince
St Andrews- Because the real Scotland is just too much
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Macclesfield - The guy from Joy Division died here, that's about it really
Norwich - Where family comes first
Norwich - Where family comes first
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Wales - Bring your own sheep.
Alabama - I've got twelve toes - have you?
Mogadishu - The world's most extreme outdoor adventure park.
Scotland - If the rain, hail and snow don't get you, the sh!te football will!
Alabama - I've got twelve toes - have you?
Mogadishu - The world's most extreme outdoor adventure park.
Scotland - If the rain, hail and snow don't get you, the sh!te football will!
Duty281- Posts : 32622
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You won a city break to Brighton? Bummer.
two_tone- Posts : 818
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I was watching Stephen fry's tour of America the other day and he was seriously impressed by the actual slogan for Kentucky;
Unbridled Spirit
Famous for horse breeding and bourbon of course.
Unbridled Spirit
Famous for horse breeding and bourbon of course.
McLaren- Posts : 17491
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Luton: Relax! the train goes in both directions
ONETWOFOREVER- Posts : 5510
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Thailand: Glitter swears by it
London: because you never know
London: because you never know
ONETWOFOREVER- Posts : 5510
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Stevenage - at least it's not Luton.
TopHat24/7- Posts : 17008
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Las Vegas: ''What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas....except herpes that sh*t will come back with ya!
The hangover
The hangover
ONETWOFOREVER- Posts : 5510
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Liverpool - when your SatNav is broken
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Hyde - where there is a will there is a way
rIck_dAgless- rik
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Glasgow - A cut above the rest
Wales - If you're feeling sheepish...
Wales - If you're feeling sheepish...
two_tone- Posts : 818
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Bongo Bongo Land - Nice sunglasses, apartments and expensive cars
GG- Posts : 1878
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Brighton - A huge awray of bars for the perfect bender.
Hulking_up- Posts : 530
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Ireland - please, for the love of god come visit, we're still broke
Mickado- Posts : 7282
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Wrexham- don't bother....
Vietnam- You don't know man, you weren't there!!!
Vietnam- You don't know man, you weren't there!!!
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Canada - Come see what its all abooot
ONETWOFOREVER- Posts : 5510
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Zanzibar - Aceeeeeeed!
JuliusHMarx- julius
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Somerset - 'Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester, I'll give you the key!
Falklands - Why have two women fighting over you, when you can have two countries instead?
Argentina - Officially claiming things that aren't theirs since 1982.
France - Only fit to host an invasion.
Jamaica - Home to Lord Barrington Hayles.
Bongo Bongo Land - Still above Scotland in the FIFA world rankings.
Falklands - Why have two women fighting over you, when you can have two countries instead?
Argentina - Officially claiming things that aren't theirs since 1982.
France - Only fit to host an invasion.
Jamaica - Home to Lord Barrington Hayles.
Bongo Bongo Land - Still above Scotland in the FIFA world rankings.
Duty281- Posts : 32622
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Whoa. Outrageous.welshy824 (new) wrote:Wrexham- don't bother....
Australia - If you can hold a bat, we'll give you a game.
JDizzle- Posts : 6854
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Montenegro - not a racist sounding country unless Luis Suarez pronounces it....then there's gonna be bother
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Uraguay - a lot more chilled out now than it used to be
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Zimbabwe - offically perfect (675% of the electorate can't daren't be wrong)
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okJDizzle wrote:Whoa. Outrageous.welshy824 (new) wrote:Wrexham- don't bother....
Australia - If you can hold a bat, we'll give you a game.
teenage pregnancy capital of Europe?
STI free since never?
Home to not quite the worst university in Britain?
all fairly apt for Wrexham (I should know, I live 10 minutes away)
welshy824 (new)- Posts : 162
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I know, me too. You just have to have a fond affection for the place no matter how crap it is.welshy824 (new) wrote:okJDizzle wrote:Whoa. Outrageous.welshy824 (new) wrote:Wrexham- don't bother....
Australia - If you can hold a bat, we'll give you a game.
teenage pregnancy capital of Europe?
STI free since never?
Home to not quite the worst university in Britain?
all fairly apt for Wrexham (I should know, I live 10 minutes away)
Wrexham- At least there aren't many murders.
JDizzle- Posts : 6854
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http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/wrexham-pub-death-court-appearance-4749744
Lumbering_Jack- Posts : 4341
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Hulking_up wrote:Brighton - A huge awray of bars for the perfect bender.
we have a winner.
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