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Post by The Womble on Thu 27 Jun - 22:38

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Know any good jokes? Share them with us. It's always good to learn some new ones.

Here is one of my favourites:

2 mexicans are stranded in the desert. They have been walking for hours desperate for food and water.

Suddenly in the distance the see a tree with bits of bacon hanging from it.

1st Mexican – “Hey amigo, a bacon tree we is saved”

The 1st Mexican staggers towards the tree, he approaches a branch and reaches out for some bacon. Suddenly the tree starts firing at him. In a panic he manages to run over to his friend and says......


“Amigo, run for it, this is no bacon tree, is a ham bush.
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Post by BlueCoverman on Tue 3 Sep - 7:41

The Mrs just said "Can you explain to me why I've just found a pair of women's knickers in your coat pocket?" I said "Yes, it's because your a nosey c**t"

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 4 Sep - 17:48

the last time that we invaded the middle east it was Iraq and Afghanistan and China stated that it was ridiculous and stupid, and if we do it again this time it will be Syria...

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