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Post by Kenny Sat 13 Jul 2013 - 0:16

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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

The 80's TV was the sh!t
It was Hit after Hit
Keep out of the black
or say it with me .......CrackerJack !
You've missed out on the speed boat you twit!


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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon 15 Jul 2013 - 14:57

Clap clap, very good, give the man a smiley

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Post by Kenny Mon 15 Jul 2013 - 14:59

Clap clap, very good, give the man a smiley
I'd rather clap clap on that cute bum of Kylie
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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon 15 Jul 2013 - 15:13

Clap clap, very good, give the man a smiley
I'd rather clap clap on that cute bum of Kylie
A little bit of spanking

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Post by Kenny Mon 15 Jul 2013 - 15:20

Clap clap, very good, give the man a smiley
I'd rather clap clap on that cute bum of Kylie
A little bit of spanking
And naughty thoughts i've been banking
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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon 15 Jul 2013 - 15:47

Clap clap, very good, give the man a smiley
I'd rather clap clap on that cute bum of Kylie
A little bit of spanking
And naughty thoughts i've been banking
I recommend it all very highly

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Post by Kenny Mon 15 Jul 2013 - 17:21

Very Happy 

My wife say's i have sex on the brain
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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon 15 Jul 2013 - 17:24

My wife say's I have sex on the brain
But in truth I have sex on the train

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Post by Kenny Mon 15 Jul 2013 - 17:26

My wife say's I have sex on the brain
But in truth I have sex on the train
In the toilet between stops
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Post by Galted Mon 15 Jul 2013 - 18:28

My wife say's I have sex on the brain
But in truth I have sex on the train
In the toilet between stops
wearing socks and flip-flops

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Post by Kenny Mon 15 Jul 2013 - 22:28

My wife say's I have sex on the brain
But in truth I have sex on the train
In the toilet between stops
wearing socks and flip-flops
With a bird who used to be called Wayne
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Post by Galted Tue 16 Jul 2013 - 7:13

Laugh clap


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Post by Kenny Tue 16 Jul 2013 - 13:26

Finding both bits really left me in shock
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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 16 Jul 2013 - 13:29

Finding both bits really left me in shock
So I reached in my bag and pulled out my Glock

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Post by Galted Tue 16 Jul 2013 - 14:34

Finding both bits really left me in shock
So I reached in my bag and pulled out my Glock
I shot off the tip

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 16 Jul 2013 - 14:50

Finding both bits really left me in shock
So I reached in my bag and pulled out my Glock
I shot off the tip
Then loosened my grip

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Post by Galted Tue 16 Jul 2013 - 15:01

Finding both bits really left me in shock
So I reached in my bag and pulled out my Glock
I shot off the tip
Then loosened my grip
and smeared on some lube to redock

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 16 Jul 2013 - 15:02

Laugh 

At the station I found Paddington Bear

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Post by Galted Tue 16 Jul 2013 - 15:05

At the station I found Paddington Bear
and thankfully knelt down in prayer

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 16 Jul 2013 - 15:25

At the station I found Paddington Bear
and thankfully knelt down in prayer
He undid his duffle

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Post by Kenny Tue 16 Jul 2013 - 16:02

At the station I found Paddington Bear
and thankfully knelt down in prayer
He undid his duffle
And switched his ipod to shuffle
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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 16 Jul 2013 - 16:16

At the station I found Paddington Bear
and thankfully knelt down in prayer
He undid his duffle
And switched his ipod to shuffle
Then that bear laid everything bare

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Post by Kenny Tue 16 Jul 2013 - 16:21

Is a bear nude if it still has it's fur ?
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Post by Guest Tue 16 Jul 2013 - 18:00

Is a bear nude if it still has it's fur ?
That's a hideous thought Kenny, urgh!

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Post by Kenny Tue 16 Jul 2013 - 18:09

Is a bear nude if it still has it's fur ?
That's a hideous thought Kenny, urgh!
It would be fun to try with a bic
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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 17 Jul 2013 - 11:43

Is a bear nude if it still has it's fur ?
That's a hideous thought Kenny, urgh!
It would be fun to try with a bic
But don't give it a shaving nick

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Post by Galted Wed 17 Jul 2013 - 12:01

Is a bear nude if it still has it's fur ?
That's a hideous thought Kenny, urgh!
It would be fun to try with a bic
But don't give it a shaving nick
or you'll be turned from a him to a her

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Post by Enforcer Wed 17 Jul 2013 - 12:36

Losing your bits would be hell

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Post by Galted Wed 17 Jul 2013 - 13:13

Losing your bits would be hell
& sitting to p1ss would as well

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Post by Enforcer Wed 17 Jul 2013 - 14:37

Losing your bits would be hell
& sitting to p1ss would as well
I'd miss my two nuts

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Post by Galted Wed 17 Jul 2013 - 15:05

Losing your bits would be hell
& sitting to p1ss would as well
I'd miss my two nuts
& j1zzing on sluts

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 17 Jul 2013 - 15:10

Losing your bits would be hell
& sitting to p1ss would as well
I'd miss my two nuts
& j1zzing on sluts
You're worried about this, I can tell.

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Post by Galted Wed 17 Jul 2013 - 16:08

clap

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Post by Kenny Wed 17 Jul 2013 - 16:45

You could carry your nuts in a bag
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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 17 Jul 2013 - 17:17

You could carry your nuts in a bag
With some snuff of a nice wad of shag

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Post by Kenny Wed 17 Jul 2013 - 17:19

You could carry your nuts in a bag
With some snuff of a nice wad of shag
just don't mix them up
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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 18 Jul 2013 - 14:27

You could carry your nuts in a bag
With some snuff and a nice wad of shag
just don't mix them up
In a beaker or cup

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Post by Kenny Thu 18 Jul 2013 - 16:04

You could carry your nuts in a bag
With some snuff and a nice wad of shag
just don't mix them up
In a beaker or cup
or confuse it with cheeky lads mag
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Post by Guest Thu 18 Jul 2013 - 17:11

clap 

Now fill up the brown bag you slag

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Post by Enforcer Thu 18 Jul 2013 - 17:13

Now fill up the brown bag you slag
I'm leaving this bank with the swag


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Post by Guest Thu 18 Jul 2013 - 17:17

Now fill up the brown bag you slag
I'm leaving this bank with the swag
And I'm taking your pen

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Post by two_tone Thu 18 Jul 2013 - 17:53

Now fill up the brown bag you slag
I'm leaving this bank with the swag
And I'm taking your pen
to share with a friend

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Post by Guest Thu 18 Jul 2013 - 17:54

Now fill up the brown bag you slag
I'm leaving this bank with the swag
And I'm taking your pen
to share with a friend
And we'll write SMOKING KILLS on a fag

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Post by Kenny Thu 18 Jul 2013 - 18:03

Someone stop me before i melt in this sun
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Post by Guest Thu 18 Jul 2013 - 18:05

Someone stop me before i melt in this sun
From Doing what Ken with your gun?

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Post by Kenny Thu 18 Jul 2013 - 23:25

Someone stop me before i melt in this sun
From Doing what Ken with your gun?
Holding up an ice cream truck
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Post by Guest Thu 18 Jul 2013 - 23:26

Someone stop me before i melt in this sun
From Doing what Ken with your gun?
Holding up an ice cream truck
Like you don't give a fu*k

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Post by Kenny Thu 18 Jul 2013 - 23:27

Someone stop me before i melt in this sun
From Doing what Ken with your gun?
Holding up an ice cream truck
Like you don't give a fu*k
I don't ! I do it for fun
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Post by Guest Thu 18 Jul 2013 - 23:29

Very Happy 

Just today I jumped clothed in a pool

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Post by Kenny Thu 18 Jul 2013 - 23:32

Just today I jumped clothed in a pool
As my boss shouted " Don't do it you fool ! "
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Post by Guest Thu 18 Jul 2013 - 23:37

Just today I jumped clothed in a pool
As my boss shouted " Don't do it you fool ! "
Landed on my head

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