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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:58 am

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rick_dagless wrote:http://io9.com/5982701/ultrasound-makes-sonoluminescent-bubbles

I think it is a grey ground Julius rather than black and white, so we may agree to disagree on this one Smile

You could be right. If only you'd stuck to sonoluminescence, it definitely would have merited a round of applause. As it is, I'm not sure my conscient will allow it.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 11:51 am

Laugh 

Genius, dagless. Genius.

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 11:55 am

Cheers Tino thought i'd better do something, not contributed much today...

Wonder if we are getting a burrito review today, or is Galted now spending all his time writing and translating self harm poetry?

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Post by Galted on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:45 pm

Large chicken burrito from Wrap-It-Up

Taste 5/5 – Truly, one of the most astonishing wrap-based meals I've ever eaten, if I wasn't wearing such tight underpants I may well have had an erection for its duration.  The combined flavour of chicken pieces, guacamole, beans, rice, cheddar and sour cream was exquisite and, even without the scalding orange sauce would have been, not a culinary offering, but an achievement

Price 4/5  – was fairly expensive at £6.45 (£5.81 if you take into account that the tenth one is free) but I would unhesitatingly steal from Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital if I couldn't afford one.  For £6.45 Jeff could have bought a year's subscription to Yorkshire Farmers Weekly and a farm.

Health  – not applicable, I would eat c0ck and dead granny if it tasted this good.

Onion factor 5/5 – didn't see, taste or smell onion as I requested aubergine instead of salsa in my wrap, which is reflected in the 5/5 for taste

Total: 5/5

I was ably served by the charming and minute Italian bird and enjoyed a quite delightful conversation with her about how the weather's been a bit drier recently though it's still fairly cold.  We agreed that we like to lie in on weekends.  She did have a rather large spot on her nose today which was quite disconcerting but didn't detract from my enjoyment of the wrap in any way.  If anything, it enhanced my sense of taste as I could concentrate fully on my meal without being distracted by wondering what she'd look like with my balls in her mouth.  Once again the presentation was top class, the wrap was securely covered in tin-foil and placed in a useful paper bag, complete with handles and bearing a white and orange Wrap-It-Up sticker.  I took not one, but two of the tubs of scalding orange sauce with no objection from the staff.  I would, unhesitatingly recommend the large chicken burrito from Wrap-It-Up to fellow posters and, if any of you are in the vicinity of Liverpool Street and would like to try one, I would give you my loyalty card so you could get it stamped.
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Post by superflyweight on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:46 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:

Surprised Jeff hasn't been on correcting the lyrics and or claimed his mum sold The Pixies a dog.

He is too busy having an argument with T-Bone on the boxing board.

Not so much an argument as Jeff banging his head against an incredibly thick, big breasted, Amercian steroid abuser with low-self asteem and a complete inability to engage in reasoned debate.

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Post by superflyweight on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:50 pm

If anything, it enhanced my sense of taste as I could concentrate fully on my meal without being distracted by wondering what she'd look like with my balls in her mouth.

That just made me snigger like a pervert. I must be a pervert though, because now I'm imagining an Italian dwarf sucking Ray Mears' balls.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:51 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:

Surprised Jeff hasn't been on correcting the lyrics and or claimed his mum sold The Pixies a dog.

He is too busy having an argument with T-Bone on the boxing board.

Not so much an argument as Jeff banging his head against an incredibly thick, big breasted, Amercian steroid abuser with low-self asteem and a complete inability to engage in reasoned debate.  

Might want to check your spelling of American before labeling Truss as thick.

But yes, he is a thick, big breasted, steroid abuser who has low self esteem and is unable to engage in reasoned debate.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:52 pm

superflyweight wrote:
If anything, it enhanced my sense of taste as I could concentrate fully on my meal without being distracted by wondering what she'd look like with my balls in her mouth.

That just made me snigger like a pervert.

Same here. It could have been lifted straight from an Easton Ellis novel.


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Post by Galted on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:52 pm

superflyweight wrote:
If anything, it enhanced my sense of taste as I could concentrate fully on my meal without being distracted by wondering what she'd look like with my balls in her mouth.

That just made me snigger like a pervert.  I must be a pervert though, because now I'm imagining an Italian dwarf sucking Ray Mears' balls.  

I did her an injustice as she's in perfect proportion and very doable. She looks like a normal-sized Italian bird in the distance.
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Post by Rowley on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:57 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
If anything, it enhanced my sense of taste as I could concentrate fully on my meal without being distracted by wondering what she'd look like with my balls in her mouth.

That just made me snigger like a pervert.

Same here.  It could have been lifted straight from an Easton Ellis novel.  


Nice attempt to at least play lip service this being a culture thread.

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Post by superflyweight on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:58 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:

Surprised Jeff hasn't been on correcting the lyrics and or claimed his mum sold The Pixies a dog.

He is too busy having an argument with T-Bone on the boxing board.

Not so much an argument as Jeff banging his head against an incredibly thick, big breasted, Amercian steroid abuser with low-self asteem and a complete inability to engage in reasoned debate.  

Might want to check your spelling of American before labeling Truss as thick.

But yes, he is a thick, big breasted, steroid abuser who has low self esteem and is unable to engage in reasoned debate.

Fkuc yuo!

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Post by Galted on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:59 pm

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
If anything, it enhanced my sense of taste as I could concentrate fully on my meal without being distracted by wondering what she'd look like with my balls in her mouth.

That just made me snigger like a pervert.

Same here.  It could have been lifted straight from an Easton Ellis novel.  


Nice attempt to at least play lip service this being a culture thread.

Yeah. Nice try, Tino, but it was lifted from a Jane Austen novel.
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:01 pm

execellent return to form Galted, nice review with just enough sexual tension to keep me gripped to the end

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:02 pm

Galted wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
If anything, it enhanced my sense of taste as I could concentrate fully on my meal without being distracted by wondering what she'd look like with my balls in her mouth.

That just made me snigger like a pervert.

Same here.  It could have been lifted straight from an Easton Ellis novel.  


Nice attempt to at least play lip service this being a culture thread.

Yeah.  Nice try, Tino, but it was lifted from a Jane Austen novel.

Is that the chapter when Mr Darcy forces Elizabeth Bennet to take it up the sh*tbox?

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:03 pm

Tino wrote:Is that the chapter when Mr Darcy forces Elizabeth Bennet to take it up the sh*tbox?

That ends if the classical feltching scene that was the basis of my GCSE English

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Post by Galted on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:05 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
If anything, it enhanced my sense of taste as I could concentrate fully on my meal without being distracted by wondering what she'd look like with my balls in her mouth.

That just made me snigger like a pervert.

Same here.  It could have been lifted straight from an Easton Ellis novel.  


Nice attempt to at least play lip service this being a culture thread.

Yeah.  Nice try, Tino, but it was lifted from a Jane Austen novel.

Is that the chapter when Mr Darcy forces Elizabeth Bennet to take it up the sh*tbox?

Nope, it's the one where Sir Horace face-ravishes Lady Edna.
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Post by Galted on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:06 pm

rick_dagless wrote:execellent return to form Galted, nice review with just enough sexual tension to keep me gripped to the end

I'm glad you approve, dagless. I stopped buying lunch from M&S as the scope for sexual tension is negligible.
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:07 pm

Galted wrote:I'm glad you approve, dagless. I stopped buying lunch from M&S as the scope for sexual tension is negligible.

Unless necrophilia is your thing and you hang around waiting for the elderly to cark it

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Post by superflyweight on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:08 pm

Galted wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:execellent return to form Galted, nice review with just enough sexual tension to keep me gripped to the end

I'm glad you approve, dagless.  I stopped buying lunch from M&S as the scope for sexual tension is negligible.

Not for michaels it isn't. He hangs around the lingerie section watching penioners peruse the old lady girdles.

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:11 pm

superflyweight wrote:Not for michaels it isn't. He hangs around the lingerie section watching penioners peruse the old lady girdles.

to be fair michaels can knock out a misery w@nk to a light fitting that may or may not look like a breast

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Post by Galted on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:12 pm

I once had a wet dream that I was riding a bicycle and my John Thomas was rubbing against the saddle.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:13 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Not for michaels it isn't. He hangs around the lingerie section watching penioners peruse the old lady girdles.

to be fair michaels can knock out a misery w@nk to a light fitting that may or may not look like a breast

But he definitely, definitely isn't gay and never "gave his bum for the school".


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Post by superflyweight on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:14 pm

Galted wrote:I once had a wet dream that I was riding a bicycle and my John Thomas was rubbing against the saddle.

Wow. What type of bike?

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Post by Galted on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:14 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:I once had a wet dream that I was riding a bicycle and my John Thomas was rubbing against the saddle.

Wow.  What type of bike?  

Not sure if it was made clear in the dream but more than likely would have been a BMX.
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:24 pm

Tino wrote:But he definitely, definitely isn't gay and never "gave his bum for the school".

Absolutely, that has been made very clear...

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Post by Galted on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:27 pm

It's not really hard to believe, I spent 4 years at a boys school without getting bummed once.  I was a pupil there before anyone makes smartarsed comments about me hiding in the bushes.

By the way, haven't seen much of Julius today.  I hope that he's alright.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:30 pm

Galted wrote:It's not really hard to believe, I spent 4 years at a boys school without getting bummed once.  I was a pupil there before anyone makes smartarsed comments about me hiding in the bushes.

Yes but you don't constantly reinforce your straightness at every opportunity.



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Post by Rowley on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:34 pm

I always consider Galted to be asexual. Not sure why.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:36 pm

Rowley wrote:I always consider Galted to be asexual. Not sure why.

Probably not through Choice at any rate

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Post by Rowley on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:37 pm

What you wear is a choice Shah.

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Post by Galted on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:37 pm

Rowley wrote:I always consider Galted to be asexual. Not sure why.

FFS, I do not look like Ray Mears!
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:38 pm

Galted wrote:
Rowley wrote:I always consider Galted to be asexual. Not sure why.

FFS, I do not look like Ray Mears!

The lady doth protest too much.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:41 pm

Rowley wrote:What you wear is a choice Shah.

Aye - but for him it would be like lipstick on a pig.

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Post by superflyweight on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:45 pm

Galted wrote:
Rowley wrote:I always consider Galted to be asexual. Not sure why.

FFS, I do not look like Ray Mears!

Do I, or do I not have an image of Ray Mears dangling his balls in the mouth of an Italian dwarf? Case closed.

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Post by Rowley on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:47 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:
Rowley wrote:I always consider Galted to be asexual. Not sure why.

FFS, I do not look like Ray Mears!

Do I, or do I not have an image of Ray Mears dangling his balls in the mouth of an Italian dwarf?  Case closed.  

Now that is the definition of a tough w@nk.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:49 pm

Galted wrote:It's not really hard to believe, I spent 4 years at a boys school without getting bummed once.  I was a pupil there before anyone makes smartarsed comments about me hiding in the bushes.

By the way, haven't seen much of Julius today.  I hope that he's alright.

It was your poem yesterday. At first I thought it was really funny. Then I started thinking about it. Now I'm sitting in the bath tub about to plug in the toaster.

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Post by superflyweight on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:51 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:It's not really hard to believe, I spent 4 years at a boys school without getting bummed once.  I was a pupil there before anyone makes smartarsed comments about me hiding in the bushes.

By the way, haven't seen much of Julius today.  I hope that he's alright.

It was your poem yesterday. At first I thought it was really funny. Then I started thinking about it. Now I'm sitting in the bath tub about to plug in the toaster.

An even tougher w@nk.

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Post by Rowley on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:52 pm

superflyweight wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:It's not really hard to believe, I spent 4 years at a boys school without getting bummed once.  I was a pupil there before anyone makes smartarsed comments about me hiding in the bushes.

By the way, haven't seen much of Julius today.  I hope that he's alright.

It was your poem yesterday. At first I thought it was really funny. Then I started thinking about it. Now I'm sitting in the bath tub about to plug in the toaster.

An even tougher w@nk.  

I'm still fairly confident I could manage.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:52 pm

superflyweight wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:It's not really hard to believe, I spent 4 years at a boys school without getting bummed once.  I was a pupil there before anyone makes smartarsed comments about me hiding in the bushes.

By the way, haven't seen much of Julius today.  I hope that he's alright.

It was your poem yesterday. At first I thought it was really funny. Then I started thinking about it. Now I'm sitting in the bath tub about to plug in the toaster.

An even tougher w@nk.  

A toast to Superflyweight.....JUlius NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:53 pm

Rowley wrote:I'm still fairly confident I could manage.

The subsequent self loathing could help tip it over the edge too

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:53 pm

Calm down, I've still got my clothes on - I don't want to die naked.

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Post by Galted on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:53 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:It's not really hard to believe, I spent 4 years at a boys school without getting bummed once.  I was a pupil there before anyone makes smartarsed comments about me hiding in the bushes.

By the way, haven't seen much of Julius today.  I hope that he's alright.

It was your poem yesterday. At first I thought it was really funny. Then I started thinking about it. Now I'm sitting in the bath tub about to plug in the toaster.

If you want funny poems try this site, the comments of support are a scream as well:

http://www.bestteenpoems.com/poems/emo/
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Post by ShahenshahG on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:56 pm

Galted wrote:
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Galted wrote:It's not really hard to believe, I spent 4 years at a boys school without getting bummed once.  I was a pupil there before anyone makes smartarsed comments about me hiding in the bushes.

By the way, haven't seen much of Julius today.  I hope that he's alright.

It was your poem yesterday. At first I thought it was really funny. Then I started thinking about it. Now I'm sitting in the bath tub about to plug in the toaster.

If you want funny poems try this site, the comments of support are a scream as well:

http://www.bestteenpoems.com/poems/emo/

Hahhaaha - that could out misery Rowley

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:01 pm

Has anyone got an extension lead I could borrow?

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Post by Rowley on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:01 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Hahhaaha - that could out misery Rowley

You're not wrong. I would seem like one of the Chuckle Brothers on there.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:02 pm

Rowley wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Hahhaaha - that could out misery Rowley

You're not wrong. I would seem like one of the Chuckle Brothers on there.

You seem like a chuckle brother anyway, just off screen version of the smaller one.

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:06 pm

Doesnt this thread get split at 990 comments?

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:08 pm

No - it's goes up to 1000+ then the last 3 pages get split into a new thread, so the count on this one goes down.

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Post by Rowley on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:11 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:No - it's goes up to 1000+ then the last 3 pages get split into a new thread, so the count on this one goes down.

Does give us a bit of excitement whilst we wait to see what comment will be the OP on the new thread.

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:11 pm

Fair enough, glad it was not just some kind of eerie coincidence

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:12 pm

Rowley wrote:Does give us a bit of excitement whilst we wait to see what comment will be the OP on the new thread.

At least it gets rid of this one, involving my unfair chastisement by Julius over sonoluminescence

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