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Post by TRUSSMAN66 on Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:05 pm

If you haven't got a partner and are lucky.............What turns you on ??

and Duty...If it's 6ft dark types that weigh 15 stone...............You've got a deal !! Cool thumbsup ........


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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:59 pm

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:If it's 6ft dark types that weigh 15 stone

In your dreams Beefcake. One of your moobs weighs about that.


Mind the windows Tino.
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Post by TRUSSMAN66 on Tue 25 Feb 2014, 1:01 pm

All opinions are welcome........... Cool 

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Post by Guest on Tue 25 Feb 2014, 1:09 pm

Thought you were shrinking TRUSSY. Wasn't so long ago you said you were 5'11 and 1/2" (which is what all people who are 5'10" tall say)

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Post by superflyweight on Tue 25 Feb 2014, 1:11 pm

Yet another blatant attempt by Truss to groom us. Not getting any bites from the weightlifters, T-bone?


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Post by TRUSSMAN66 on Tue 25 Feb 2014, 1:13 pm

6ft dark types.............

I was 6ft 1 twenty years ago..........Last time I measured my height I was 5 ft 11 1/2......Which was pretty disturbing..

Must be the weights.......But I'm still a 6ft type........

In more than one place..

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Post by TRUSSMAN66 on Tue 25 Feb 2014, 1:16 pm

superflyweight wrote:Yet another blatant attempt by Truss to groom us.  Not getting any bites from the weightlifters, T-bone?


Luckily I've not been taken to court for my behaviour.......Although I'm obviously not as subtle as I thought !!

I'll keep you in mind though If I ever need a cheap lawyer !! thumbsup 

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Tue 25 Feb 2014, 1:16 pm

It was the red hair and rich father that attracted me to my partner.

That and the fact she wanted a real man following years of neglect with her all-American hero of a husband.

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Post by TRUSSMAN66 on Tue 25 Feb 2014, 1:20 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It was the red hair and rich father that attracted me to my partner.

That and the fact she wanted a real man following years of neglect with her all-American hero of a husband.

At least that post is thread related....Cheers Tino !!

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Post by Guest on Tue 25 Feb 2014, 1:21 pm

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:6ft dark types.............

I was 6ft 1 twenty years ago..........Last time I measured my height I was 5 ft 11 1/2......Which was pretty disturbing..

Must be the weights.......But I'm still a 6ft type........

In more than one place
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Not that sexy when it's your waist measurement though

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Post by Duty281 on Tue 25 Feb 2014, 1:24 pm

You know what Truss..I'm...er...you know...kinda...washing my hair.

Sorry! laughing

And as for the topic question...what partner?

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Post by TRUSSMAN66 on Tue 25 Feb 2014, 1:26 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
TRUSSMAN66 wrote:6ft dark types.............

I was 6ft 1 twenty years ago..........Last time I measured my height I was 5 ft 11 1/2......Which was pretty disturbing..

Must be the weights.......But I'm still a 6ft type........

In more than one place
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Not that sexy when it's your waist measurement though

I get the impression you guys are just sore because my birthday play list was more upmarket............

and rightly so.................We'll forget about Glenn Medeiros..

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Post by TRUSSMAN66 on Tue 25 Feb 2014, 1:27 pm

Duty281 wrote:You know what Truss..I'm...er...you know...kinda...washing my hair.

Sorry! laughing

And as for the topic question...what partner?

Even If I offer to take you to the library ??? Wink 

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Post by Steffan on Tue 25 Feb 2014, 3:31 pm

Her juggs

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Post by Guest on Tue 25 Feb 2014, 4:23 pm

Didn't thing you'd see them through all that wool

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Post by Guest on Tue 25 Feb 2014, 4:23 pm

I heard she's partial to a nice cardigan before anyone gets all bent out of shape

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Post by TRUSSMAN66 on Tue 25 Feb 2014, 4:35 pm

A sheep has to be more interesting than those baked bean cans he digs up every day......

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Post by ShahenshahG on Tue 25 Feb 2014, 5:42 pm

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:A sheep has to be more interesting than those baked bean cans he digs up every day......

You're wrong about that boyo, he cant cut himself with a sheep everytime someone welsh loses.

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Post by kingraf on Tue 25 Feb 2014, 5:47 pm

I keep telling her it was her inate goodness. truth is, i thought she was a loosey goosey. I was right until she found jesus
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Post by TRUSSMAN66 on Tue 25 Feb 2014, 6:01 pm

Worse things to find Mate.... like my porn DvD collection in the bottom of the Grandfather clock on the landing..

I'd need to find Jesus If she ever looked in there..

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Post by Steffan on Tue 25 Feb 2014, 7:02 pm

DAVE667 wrote:Didn't thing you'd see them through all that wool
???

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Post by Steffan on Tue 25 Feb 2014, 7:03 pm

DAVE667 wrote:I heard she's partial to a nice cardigan before anyone gets all bent out of shape
Dont think she wears cardigans. What makes you say wool then?

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Post by Steffan on Tue 25 Feb 2014, 7:04 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
TRUSSMAN66 wrote:A sheep has to be more interesting than those baked bean cans he digs up every day......

You're wrong about that boyo, he cant cut himself with a sheep everytime someone welsh loses.
Whats a sheep got to do with my misses?

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Post by MIG on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 11:36 am

Do you really not get it Steffan?

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Post by Guest on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 11:43 am

He's being offended on purpose despite no-one having said anything offensive (except him when he mis-spelled "jugs" writing "jugs" instead...the chump!)

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Post by Galted on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:08 pm

a - she's not imaginary
b - she's not fat
c - she lets me grope her
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Post by Guest on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:14 pm

Galted wrote:a - she's not imaginary
b - she's not fat
c - she lets me grope her
Oooooh, get you Mr Fancy Pants.

What attracted me to my lady is that she still doesn't know I'm watching her
Sure my wife will put an end to it unless I can convince her that stalking is a couple-y thing to do. Really only Ian Brady and Fred West who've pulled that one off with any real success. Still, something to aspire to I suppose

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Post by Galted on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:16 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Galted wrote:a - she's not imaginary
b - she's not fat
c - she lets me grope her
Oooooh, get you Mr Fancy Pants.

What attracted me to my lady is that she still doesn't know I'm watching her
Sure my wife will put an end to it unless I can convince her that stalking is a couple-y thing to do. Really only Ian Brady and Fred West who've pulled that one off with any real success. Still, something to aspire to I suppose

Paul Bernardo as well. And his missus was a bit of alright.
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Post by Guest on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:22 pm

Galted wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Galted wrote:a - she's not imaginary
b - she's not fat
c - she lets me grope her
Oooooh, get you Mr Fancy Pants.

What attracted me to my lady is that she still doesn't know I'm watching her
Sure my wife will put an end to it unless I can convince her that stalking is a couple-y thing to do. Really only Ian Brady and Fred West who've pulled that one off with any real success. Still, something to aspire to I suppose

Paul Bernardo as well.  And his missus was a bit of alright.
Some people prefer the frumpy luck Galted.

True story...my mate's uncle delivered pies for a firm and one day after leaving pies in the usual place was shocked to see the homeowner screaming abuse at him. Turns out Fred West had just re-concreted his garage floor....oh, and my other mate was taught by Peter Sutcliffe's wife.

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Post by Galted on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:25 pm

Fred probably shat himself when he realised he was bollocking the 667Killer's mate's uncle.
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Post by TRUSSMAN66 on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:09 pm

Not sure how Brady, West and the other guy are particularly relevant......

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Post by Guest on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:31 pm

Talking about getting your partner to see murder as a couple-y thing to do. Please try and read all the letters in the posts TRUSS not just the one's that remind you of the words "cheeseburger" and "Floyd covered in whipped cream chained to a bed in Disdbury"

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Post by TRUSSMAN66 on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:37 pm

I'll try..

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Post by Guest on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:59 pm

I bet you don't...

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Post by TRUSSMAN66 on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 3:04 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Galted wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Galted wrote:a - she's not imaginary
b - she's not fat
c - she lets me grope her
Oooooh, get you Mr Fancy Pants.

What attracted me to my lady is that she still doesn't know I'm watching her
Sure my wife will put an end to it unless I can convince her that stalking is a couple-y thing to do. Really only Ian Brady and Fred West who've pulled that one off with any real success. Still, something to aspire to I suppose

Paul Bernardo as well.  And his missus was a bit of alright.
Some people prefer the frumpy luck Galted.

True story...my mate's uncle delivered pies for a firm and one day after leaving pies in the usual place was shocked to see the homeowner screaming abuse at him. Turns out Fred West had just re-concreted his garage floor....oh, and my other mate was taught by Peter Sutcliffe's wife.

Are you sure the pie man didn't deliver cheese and onion pies instead of steak and kidney ??

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Post by Guest on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 3:09 pm

Not sure the contents of the pies are relevant. They might be if Fred West was the man making the pies but as he was the recipient, that avenue is closed to us.

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Post by TRUSSMAN66 on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 3:16 pm

Good job he didn't deliver them earlier..........

If he's anything like you...... He'd probably have thought Fred West was running a yoga class in his garage........

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Post by Guest on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 3:30 pm

Who runs a yoga class using a lump hammer, chisel and a spade?

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Post by Dolphin Ziggler on Wed 26 Feb 2014, 4:15 pm

Willingness

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:11 pm

she slept with me undrugged, and didn't seem to mind

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Post by Guest on Thu 27 Feb 2014, 2:10 pm

Nice of you not to take drugs before sleeping with her.

And they say chivalry is dead

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Post by kingraf on Thu 27 Feb 2014, 3:42 pm

ambien sex is the best sex... No position you can't do once you doze off
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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 28 Feb 2014, 7:37 am

DAVE667 wrote:And they say chivalry is dead

My point exactly DAVE, quite frankly she was just happy to be let out of the basement for a bit

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