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Post by Adam D Thu 27 Feb 2014, 8:23 am

First topic message reminder :

As the old thread is reaching its max again, I thought I would set up a whole new 20 spare pages for you all to talk about things neither cultural or Cup based.

Not that it makes a difference.

All anthropod, cortex and mild stereotyping of northerners welcome in here.

Just don't ask about the 2014 cup competition though.


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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 03 Mar 2014, 1:05 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
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seanmichaels wrote:Any Oscar Pistorius jokes?

He's got too much on his mind to be telling jokes, michaels.

Do you think he has a leg to stand on?

No but he could probaly snugly fit his stump in your arsshole

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Post by seanmichaels Mon 03 Mar 2014, 1:07 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Any Oscar Pistorius jokes?

He's got too much on his mind to be telling jokes, michaels.

Do you think he has a leg to stand on?

No but he could probaly snugly fit his stump in your arsshole

Uncouth.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon 03 Mar 2014, 3:36 pm

Barren on here this afternoon.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 03 Mar 2014, 3:37 pm

Listen up, arthropod fans.

You need to check out the Pepsis wasp, otherwise known as the Tarantula hawk. These are proper hard b'stards who go hunting for enormous spiders, sting them to induce paralysis and then drag them off to their gaff and lay an egg on them.

They are apparently very docile around humans but if you happen to be on the receiving end of a sting, then it is second only to the bullet ant in the pain stakes.

Ouch.

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Post by TopHat24/7 Mon 03 Mar 2014, 3:44 pm

Way to rev everyone up again...... Tumbleweed 

Must be something more interesting to talk about than sh!tty insects.......

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 03 Mar 2014, 3:46 pm

TopHat24/7 wrote:Way to rev everyone up again...... Tumbleweed 

Must be something more interesting to talk about than sh!tty insects.......

You didn't give anyone chance to respond. They are probably doing some research as we speak.

When does your new job start? You did say you wouldn't be on here as much, didn't you?

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Post by TopHat24/7 Mon 03 Mar 2014, 3:47 pm

Haha, yeh, but I've got an annoyingly long notice period (and point blank refusal of any gardening leave) so you've got to put up with me for a while yet.........end of April, at least. Smile

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Post by Rowley Mon 03 Mar 2014, 3:47 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:.  They are probably doing some research as we speak.


Can assure you this is not the case with regard to me.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon 03 Mar 2014, 3:48 pm

I took the Pepsis challenge and found their wasp to be a lot tastier than Coke's wasp.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 03 Mar 2014, 3:48 pm

TopHat24/7 wrote:Haha, yeh, but I've got an annoyingly long notice period (and point blank refusal of any gardening leave) so you've got to put up with me for a while yet.........end of April, at least. Smile

It is always a pleasure, TopHat, always a pleasure........

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Post by seanmichaels Mon 03 Mar 2014, 3:51 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Listen up, arthropod fans.

You need to check out the Pepsis wasp, otherwise known as the Tarantula hawk.  These are proper hard b'stards who go hunting for enormous spiders, sting them to induce paralysis and then drag them off to their gaff and lay an egg on them.

They are apparently very docile around humans but if you happen to be on the receiving end of a sting, then it is second only to the bullet ant in the pain stakes.

Ouch.

Are they called pepsi wasps because they always get stuck in fizzy pop cans?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 03 Mar 2014, 3:51 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:I took the Pepsis challenge and found their wasp to be a lot tastier than Coke's wasp.

That is actually quite funny, Julius.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 03 Mar 2014, 3:52 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Listen up, arthropod fans.

You need to check out the Pepsis wasp, otherwise known as the Tarantula hawk.  These are proper hard b'stards who go hunting for enormous spiders, sting them to induce paralysis and then drag them off to their gaff and lay an egg on them.

They are apparently very docile around humans but if you happen to be on the receiving end of a sting, then it is second only to the bullet ant in the pain stakes.

Ouch.

Are they called pepsi wasps because they always get stuck in fizzy pop cans?

Jules has beaten you to it. And his was funnier.

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Post by seanmichaels Mon 03 Mar 2014, 3:54 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Jules has beaten you to it.  And his was funnier.  

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 03 Mar 2014, 3:56 pm

In your opinion.

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Post by Rowley Mon 03 Mar 2014, 4:28 pm

I look forward to mention of insects on here with all the alacrity that I welcome Floyd threads on the boxing board.

However, even Superfly has posted one today. Can't decide if he is working on a can't beat em join em basis or if they have finally broken him.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 03 Mar 2014, 4:31 pm

Rowley wrote:alacrity

Left it late, but good work.

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Post by superflyweight Mon 03 Mar 2014, 7:58 pm

Rowley wrote:I look forward to mention of insects on here with all the alacrity that I welcome Floyd threads on the boxing board.

However, even Superfly has posted one today. Can't decide if he is working on a can't beat em join em basis or if they have finally broken him.

Thought I would enter into the spirit of things, Jeff. Expect me to post lots of articles on topics that have been discussed repeatedly to the point of exhaustion. Tomorrow I will go with "Why Federer is better than Nadal" and the day after will be the weightlifting classic - Who wants to hold my c*ck while I lift this dumb bell?

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Post by Rowley Tue 04 Mar 2014, 7:40 am

Morning all. Hate being first on, too much pressure having to set the tone for the day.

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Post by superflyweight Tue 04 Mar 2014, 7:48 am

Rubbish tone on here today.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 04 Mar 2014, 7:59 am

Big day for me yesterday.

I ordered 5 new shirt and jumper combinations last night. Straight out of the Next catalogue. Should arrive today. Pretty excited.

Sh*t the bed, Jeff?

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 04 Mar 2014, 8:11 am

The Undertones or The Overtones? Discuss.

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Post by Galted Tue 04 Mar 2014, 8:28 am

Not pcaltulirary agirctaaaammnl on hree toady.

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 04 Mar 2014, 8:36 am

bvlgari!

Just had a casual conversation with the neighbours. (a lovely large extended middle eastern family; an equally nice but sometimes feisty Maltese are on the other side)

One bloke (the one with the white polo + some hard to read company logo) offered to re-wire my house for $10k. He had a quick look at my distribution board... c. 1920s. I think he was impressed!

Told him I'd think about it and get back to him.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 04 Mar 2014, 8:39 am

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Told him I'd think about it and get back to him.

Let us know your final decision?

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 04 Mar 2014, 8:44 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Linebreaker wrote:

Told him I'd think about it and get back to him.

Let us know your final decision?  

I've already made it. It's all part of the builder's scope. (getting rennos done - just got Approval today.)

However, I might refer him to some other jobs I have going.

Funny - I asked if he liked doing electrical installations for brand new office buildings ($$$) but he said he preferred "re-wiring old houses" because there was "more money in it". Strange answer?

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Post by Rowley Tue 04 Mar 2014, 8:48 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Big day for me yesterday.

I ordered 5 new shirt and jumper combinations last night.  Straight out of the Next catalogue.  Should arrive today.  Pretty excited.

Sh*t the bed, Jeff?

Couldn't sleep Tina, too excited to see how the latest Floyd thread was developing on the boxing board. Glad to see, as I expected, it was chock full of new insights and perceptive analysis rather than a tired old rehash of the same old arguments.

Am in that London again tomorrow.

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Post by Galted Tue 04 Mar 2014, 8:49 am

Linebreaker wrote:

Funny - I asked if liked doing electrical installations for brand new office buildings ($$$) but he said he preferred "re-wiring old houses" because there was "more money in it". Strange answer?

Not really, old people are renowned for stashing cash about the place so their children, grandchildren and burglars can't find it.  The older the house, the greater the amount of old people likely to have lived and stashed there.  When I go out thieving and burglaring with my gang we concentrate on retirement villages and gardens that contain gnomes.

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 04 Mar 2014, 8:52 am

Galted wrote:
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Funny - I asked if liked doing electrical installations for brand new office buildings ($$$) but he said he preferred "re-wiring old houses" because there was "more money in it". Strange answer?

Not really, old people are renowned for stashing cash about the place so their children, grandchildren and burglars can't find it.  The older the house, the greater the amount of old people likely to have lived and stashed there.  When I go out thieving and burglaring with my gang we concentrate on retirement villages and gardens that contain gnomes.

Good point. The previous owners had lived here for about 85 years. Might grab my torch later and pop open the hatch in the ceiling. God knows what I'll find up there. The old bloke (whose now-elderly daughters I bought the place off) was the district head cop. Maybe he was on the take?


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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 04 Mar 2014, 8:52 am

Rowley wrote:

Am in that London again tomorrow.

Please be careful, I worry about you.

If you see a dashing, handsome young chap around the Hatton Garden area wearing a brand new shirt/jumper combo from Next, that will be me.

Do stop and say hello.

If you see a man in Hi-Tecs and khaki cargo shorts, run a mile.

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Post by Galted Tue 04 Mar 2014, 8:53 am

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Am in that London again tomorrow.

I viewed a property in that London last night, was a one bedroom flat in the arse-end of Greenwich, £1400 a month.  Wondered what I could get in Rotherham for that much and the rent didn't seem to go that high, found a decent-looking three-bedroom house with a fair-sized garden for £795.  We might be neighbours soon, Jeff, borrowing garden tools and rugged footwear and hating each other's pets.

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Post by Galted Tue 04 Mar 2014, 8:54 am

Linebreaker wrote:
Galted wrote:
Linebreaker wrote:

Funny - I asked if liked doing electrical installations for brand new office buildings ($$$) but he said he preferred "re-wiring old houses" because there was "more money in it". Strange answer?

Not really, old people are renowned for stashing cash about the place so their children, grandchildren and burglars can't find it.  The older the house, the greater the amount of old people likely to have lived and stashed there.  When I go out thieving and burglaring with my gang we concentrate on retirement villages and gardens that contain gnomes.

Good point. The previous owners had lived here for about 85 years. Might grab my torch later and pop open the hatch in the ceiling. God knows what I'll find up there. The old bloke (whose now-elderly daughters I bought the place off) was the district head cop. Maybe he was on the take?


Sod the torch, lb, what you need is a sledge-hammer and a sack.

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Post by Rowley Tue 04 Mar 2014, 8:56 am

Galted wrote:
Rowley wrote:

Am in that London again tomorrow.

I viewed a property in that London last night, was a one bedroom flat in the arse-end of Greenwich, £1400 a month.  Wondered what I could get in Rotherham for that much and the rent didn't seem to go that high, found a decent-looking three-bedroom house with a fair-sized garden for £795.  We might be neighbours soon, Jeff, borrowing garden tools and rugged footwear and hating each other's pets.

Can assure you that if you are paying nearly £800 a month in rent in Rotherham we will not be neighbours Galted.

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 04 Mar 2014, 9:01 am

Bit flaccid on here today.

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Post by Galted Tue 04 Mar 2014, 9:01 am

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Galted wrote:
Rowley wrote:

Am in that London again tomorrow.

I viewed a property in that London last night, was a one bedroom flat in the arse-end of Greenwich, £1400 a month.  Wondered what I could get in Rotherham for that much and the rent didn't seem to go that high, found a decent-looking three-bedroom house with a fair-sized garden for £795.  We might be neighbours soon, Jeff, borrowing garden tools and rugged footwear and hating each other's pets.

Can assure you that if you are paying nearly £800 a month in rent in Rotherham we will not be neighbours Galted.

I wouldn't necessarily go for the most expensive one, was just surprised at what one could get for the pound up north.  Let me know your address and I'll see if I can find a property nearby that caters to my high level of sophistication.  I may want to borrow a few of your boxing books so that I can contribute to the boxing board - from what I've heard, it could do with a new angle.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 04 Mar 2014, 9:02 am

seanmichaels wrote:Bit flaccid on here today.

We need an erect forum.

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 04 Mar 2014, 9:02 am

Galted, huntsmen spiders the size of your palms up there...

for all you boxers & weightlifters...

The son played rugby for a famous club here in the 60s. He had a railway freight car welded wheel axle set up on a "brick bench" with loose brick walls either side to use as a stand. He must have been some tough baastard!

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 04 Mar 2014, 9:04 am

Linebreaker wrote:huntsmen spiders


In a non-gay way, Linebreaker, I love you.

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 04 Mar 2014, 9:09 am

they hunt in packs you know!  Laugh 

They scare the bejeezus out of me when they move quickly. I never kill them. Prefer to use the "trap & release" (over the above-mentioned neighbours fence) method.

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Post by Rowley Tue 04 Mar 2014, 9:11 am

Galted wrote:  I may want to borrow a few of your boxing books so that I can contribute to the boxing board - from what I've heard, it could do with a new angle.

Would not read anything before you make your debut, knowledge or insight is not exactly how things are done round those parts.


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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 04 Mar 2014, 9:11 am

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I never kill them. Prefer to use the "trap & release" method

I love you even more now.

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Post by Galted Tue 04 Mar 2014, 9:16 am

Linebreaker wrote:Galted, huntsmen spiders the size of your palms up there...


Thanks for the warning but I've got Hi-Tecs the size of my feet.  I use the trap-and-destroy method even when I'm not trying to.

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 04 Mar 2014, 9:17 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Linebreaker wrote:

I never kill them. Prefer to use the "trap & release" method

I love you even more now.

The plastic circular chinese take-away containers are the best for that I find. Careful not to guillotine their tootsies though.

Then it's a small matter of finding a US Letter sized real estate calendar (the cardboard fridge magnet type is perfect!) to carefully slide under the container and the critter will do a little hop usually.

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 04 Mar 2014, 9:21 am

Linebreaker wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Linebreaker wrote:

I never kill them. Prefer to use the "trap & release" method

I love you even more now.

The plastic circular chinese take-away containers are the best for that I find. Careful not to guillotine their tootsies though.

Then it's a small matter of finding a US Letter sized real estate calendar (the cardboard fridge magnet type is perfect!) to carefully slide under the container and the critter will do a little hop usually.

Where do you live? Victoria?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 04 Mar 2014, 9:22 am

Linebreaker wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Linebreaker wrote:

I never kill them. Prefer to use the "trap & release" method

I love you even more now.

The plastic circular chinese take-away containers are the best for that I find. Careful not to guillotine their tootsies though.

Then it's a small matter of finding a US Letter sized real estate calendar (the cardboard fridge magnet type is perfect!) to carefully slide under the container and the critter will do a little hop usually.

I saw a youtube clip of some dude trying to catch one that was on the ceiling. He made an arse of it and fell in a heap with the huntsman somewhere on his body. The terror in his voice was hilarious.

I also saw one where a guy was tormenting it with a cigarette (not lit) taped to a pole. The spider got fed up and launched itself at the cigarette.

Amazing beasts.

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 04 Mar 2014, 9:25 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Linebreaker wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Linebreaker wrote:

I never kill them. Prefer to use the "trap & release" method

I love you even more now.

The plastic circular chinese take-away containers are the best for that I find. Careful not to guillotine their tootsies though.

Then it's a small matter of finding a US Letter sized real estate calendar (the cardboard fridge magnet type is perfect!) to carefully slide under the container and the critter will do a little hop usually.

Where do you live? Victoria?

NSW. I've recently moved from the wild country in northern Sydney to the land of bricks and concrete. Loving it.

Something new every day.
Either a violent shooting/stabbing murder up the road or some demure Vietnamese lady passing by the letter box saying "Hello".

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Post by Galted Tue 04 Mar 2014, 9:25 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Linebreaker wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Linebreaker wrote:

I never kill them. Prefer to use the "trap & release" method

I love you even more now.

The plastic circular chinese take-away containers are the best for that I find. Careful not to guillotine their tootsies though.

Then it's a small matter of finding a US Letter sized real estate calendar (the cardboard fridge magnet type is perfect!) to carefully slide under the container and the critter will do a little hop usually.

I saw a youtube clip of some dude trying to catch one that was on the ceiling.  He made an arse of it and fell in a heap with the huntsman somewhere on his body.  The terror in his voice was hilarious.

I also saw one where a guy was tormenting it with a cigarette (not lit) taped to a pole.  The spider got fed up and launched itself at the cigarette.

Amazing beasts.  

Then why am I continually having to rescue them from the bath? Even cats are more intelligent than spiders.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 04 Mar 2014, 9:26 am

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NSW. I've recently moved from the wild country in northern Sydney to the land of bricks and concrete. Loving it.


Are you in funnel web territory?


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Post by TopHat24/7 Tue 04 Mar 2014, 9:27 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Big day for me yesterday.

I ordered 5 new shirt and jumper combinations last night.  Straight out of the Next catalogue.  Should arrive today.  Pretty excited.

Sh*t the bed, Jeff?

NEXT??! You're a fooking hedge fund manager!!

Why aren't you down Thomas Pink or, at least, Charles Tyrwhitt or TM Lewin??

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 04 Mar 2014, 9:30 am

TopHat24/7 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Big day for me yesterday.

I ordered 5 new shirt and jumper combinations last night.  Straight out of the Next catalogue.  Should arrive today.  Pretty excited.

Sh*t the bed, Jeff?

NEXT??! You're a fooking hedge fund manager!!

Why aren't you down Thomas Pink or, at least, Charles Tyrwhitt or TM Lewin??

A) I am not a hedge fund manager

and

B) I am not a c*nt like you.

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