The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved
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The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved
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That's the one, thanks super.
Is lube really a distressing smell?
superflyweight wrote:It's in Edinburgh and it's called the "Pubic Triangle". Is about 5 minutes from my work and there's always a distressing smell of lube hanging over the area.
That's the one, thanks super.
Is lube really a distressing smell?
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seanmichaels wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:seanmichaels wrote:Uncouth.
Can someone explain why fat women sneeze so loudly?
They are probably acting as a gaydar to direct their gay friends to your bumhole.
Good one petal.
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Galted, have you ever come in the Thames from the south bank (or around the Bankside Pier vicinty) or are the higher pedestrian traffic areas of the Embankment (near the Inner Temple) more satisfying and challenging? Just curious.
I once shot my load in some bushes near Kew Bridge (just behind the Bulls Head)... but it was just after closing time... which was a bit of a let down really.
I once shot my load in some bushes near Kew Bridge (just behind the Bulls Head)... but it was just after closing time... which was a bit of a let down really.
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What the F???????????????
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She had to catch a train. From Gunnersbury I think it was. I wasn't interested in the long walk.
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Linebreaker wrote:Galted, have you ever come in the Thames from the south bank (or around the Bankside Pier vicinty) or are the higher pedestrian traffic areas of the Embankment (near the Inner Temple) more satisfying and challenging? Just curious.
I once shot my load in some bushes near Kew Bridge (just behind the Bulls Head)... but it was just after closing time... which was a bit of a let down really.
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ShahenshahG wrote:Linebreaker wrote:Galted, have you ever come in the Thames from the south bank (or around the Bankside Pier vicinty) or are the higher pedestrian traffic areas of the Embankment (near the Inner Temple) more satisfying and challenging? Just curious.
I once shot my load in some bushes near Kew Bridge (just behind the Bulls Head)... but it was just after closing time... which was a bit of a let down really.
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I did a couple of bad things there, Shah. I nearly got transported... but managed to wriggle out of the problem.
The cop told me to "fock off then, mate". It was music to my ears.
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Linebreaker wrote:Galted, have you ever come in the Thames from the south bank (or around the Bankside Pier vicinty) or are the higher pedestrian traffic areas of the Embankment (near the Inner Temple) more satisfying and challenging? Just curious.
I once shot my load in some bushes near Kew Bridge (just behind the Bulls Head)... but it was just after closing time... which was a bit of a let down really.
I haven't had the privilege of shooting my load into the Thames before but it is something for me to strive towards.
I once had a stoned w*nk walking across Neasden Recreation Ground late at night and considered emptying into the Brent Reservoir but a sudden paranoia that I was being filmed stopped me.
Guess you win.
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Something for you to aim for then.
Yeah, I was definitely under the influence too. On another occasion I remember blacking out as I was crossing the road to go home. It was only about 50m... but a car came around the corner and the twin beams from the headlights spun/freaked me out.
I remember thinking it was like a scene from a Film Noir movie. Next thing I knew I was kissing the gutter. Landed quite hard... massive scabs formed from the graze. Nose, knuckles and elbows from memory.
To make things worse - I had also smashed my head on a low beam in the pub earlier on in the evening... despite joking with people about "that Mind Your Head" sign in the pub. I had a great time in London though. Almost got arrested near Ladbroke Grove too... near "de All Saints mun"...
I was a total tool sometimes but I loved the thrill of it all.
Yeah, I was definitely under the influence too. On another occasion I remember blacking out as I was crossing the road to go home. It was only about 50m... but a car came around the corner and the twin beams from the headlights spun/freaked me out.
I remember thinking it was like a scene from a Film Noir movie. Next thing I knew I was kissing the gutter. Landed quite hard... massive scabs formed from the graze. Nose, knuckles and elbows from memory.
To make things worse - I had also smashed my head on a low beam in the pub earlier on in the evening... despite joking with people about "that Mind Your Head" sign in the pub. I had a great time in London though. Almost got arrested near Ladbroke Grove too... near "de All Saints mun"...
I was a total tool sometimes but I loved the thrill of it all.
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Spent a fair bit of time around Ladbroke Grove. When were you over? There's a chance we've puked on each other's shoes.
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October 1989 until about July 1990.
That's right... I did a centrifugal spew from a cab as the driver accelerated around a roundabout in Chelsea.
I can still hear the guy saying " whaaa... oh no... you're not.... oh no... not in my cab!!!!!!!"
I painted a perfect arc.
So what's everyone having for lunch?
That's right... I did a centrifugal spew from a cab as the driver accelerated around a roundabout in Chelsea.
I can still hear the guy saying " whaaa... oh no... you're not.... oh no... not in my cab!!!!!!!"
I painted a perfect arc.
So what's everyone having for lunch?
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left over spag bol. will be cold and average as I rushed it thus forgetting the basil and drinking the red.
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seanmichaels wrote:left over spag bol. will be cold and average as I rushed it thus forgetting the basil and drinking the red.
Why don't you pop down to the local supermarket and grab a pinch of basil and mixed Italian herbs in each hand?
They don't put bar codes on the individual leaves do they? Left overs always taste pretty good anyway.
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Cous cous, humus, halloumi, spinach, jalapenos, sundried tomatoes and olives.
I've taken to making my own since michaels and his missus saw fit to ridicule Wrap-It-Up. I just can't look the little Italian bird with the remnants of a spot on her nose in the face anymore.
I've taken to making my own since michaels and his missus saw fit to ridicule Wrap-It-Up. I just can't look the little Italian bird with the remnants of a spot on her nose in the face anymore.
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Fish Finger butty, with chips and beans...
Nice...
Nice...
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Galted wrote:Cous cous, humus, halloumi, spinach, jalapenos, sundried tomatoes and olives.
I've taken to making my own since michaels and his missus saw fit to ridicule Wrap-It-Up. I just can't look the little Italian bird with the remnants of a spot on her nose in the face anymore.
Don't be so bloody melodramatic.
Are you opn Facebook. I had a look today for the first time and was greeted by the horrific sight of loads of women posting selfies without make up. Not a massive fan of layers of make up but some of these birds have dropped from solid 6+'s to <4 in one shot.
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seanmichaels wrote:Galted wrote:Cous cous, humus, halloumi, spinach, jalapenos, sundried tomatoes and olives.
I've taken to making my own since michaels and his missus saw fit to ridicule Wrap-It-Up. I just can't look the little Italian bird with the remnants of a spot on her nose in the face anymore.
Don't be so bloody melodramatic.
Are you opn Facebook. I had a look today for the first time and was greeted by the horrific sight of loads of women posting selfies without make up. Not a massive fan of layers of make up but some of these birds have dropped from solid 6+'s to <4 in one shot.
Used to go on it until everyone started posting that "movie of your life b0llocks". No-one I know makes any interesting comments either, it's alway some stupid cow taking a photo of a cake that she's made and all her retarded friends giving it the "like" treatment. I'd be on it more often if they let you invent your own buttons instead of "like", such as "f*ck you, your cake is sh1t and your kids are about as cute as a bull terrier's bum".
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Galted wrote:seanmichaels wrote:Galted wrote:Cous cous, humus, halloumi, spinach, jalapenos, sundried tomatoes and olives.
I've taken to making my own since michaels and his missus saw fit to ridicule Wrap-It-Up. I just can't look the little Italian bird with the remnants of a spot on her nose in the face anymore.
Don't be so bloody melodramatic.
Are you opn Facebook. I had a look today for the first time and was greeted by the horrific sight of loads of women posting selfies without make up. Not a massive fan of layers of make up but some of these birds have dropped from solid 6+'s to <4 in one shot.
Used to go on it until everyone started posting that "movie of your life b0llocks". No-one I know makes any interesting comments either, it's alway some stupid cow taking a photo of a cake that she's made and all her retarded friends giving it the "like" treatment. I'd be on it more often if they let you invent your own buttons instead of "like", such as "f*ck you, your cake is sh1t and your kids are about as cute as a bull terrier's bum".
In other words, not enough five knuckle shuffle material
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Sounds like he just doesn't want to put in the effort of having an angry w@nkShahenshahG wrote:Galted wrote:seanmichaels wrote:Galted wrote:Cous cous, humus, halloumi, spinach, jalapenos, sundried tomatoes and olives.
I've taken to making my own since michaels and his missus saw fit to ridicule Wrap-It-Up. I just can't look the little Italian bird with the remnants of a spot on her nose in the face anymore.
Don't be so bloody melodramatic.
Are you opn Facebook. I had a look today for the first time and was greeted by the horrific sight of loads of women posting selfies without make up. Not a massive fan of layers of make up but some of these birds have dropped from solid 6+'s to <4 in one shot.
Used to go on it until everyone started posting that "movie of your life b0llocks". No-one I know makes any interesting comments either, it's alway some stupid cow taking a photo of a cake that she's made and all her retarded friends giving it the "like" treatment. I'd be on it more often if they let you invent your own buttons instead of "like", such as "f*ck you, your cake is sh1t and your kids are about as cute as a bull terrier's bum".
In other words, not enough five knuckle shuffle material
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DAVE wrote:Sounds like he just doesn't want to put in the effort of having an angry w@nk
Sean is a solo oboe virtuoso, he could give energy saving tips I am sure
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rick_dagless wrote:DAVE wrote:Sounds like he just doesn't want to put in the effort of having an angry w@nk
Sean is a solo oboe virtuoso, he could give energy saving tips I am sure
Used to play the trombone actually. Grade 1. Almost nailed jingle bells.
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sean wrote:Used to play the trombone actually. Grade 1. Almost nailed jingle bells.
I think that i got to the opening bars of 'Michael Row the Boat Ashore' on recorder before anyone with ears threatened to insert it
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nothing says Christmas more than some c**t stood on your doorstep blowing the trombone whilst a bunch of kids mutter something vaguely reminiscent of a carol expecting you to A/ stand and listen or B/ Pay them for the privilegeseanmichaels wrote:rick_dagless wrote:DAVE wrote:Sounds like he just doesn't want to put in the effort of having an angry w@nk
Sean is a solo oboe virtuoso, he could give energy saving tips I am sure
Used to play the trombone actually. Grade 1. Almost nailed jingle bells.
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Bit Poopie on here. Haim?
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Just asked her out for a drink. She hasn't said no yet
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seanmichaels wrote:Just asked her out for a drink. She hasn't said no yet
Probably just wondering how a tramp found the means to contact her.
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superflyweight wrote:seanmichaels wrote:Just asked her out for a drink. She hasn't said no yet
Probably just wondering how a tramp found the means to contact her.
No, probably the time difference if she's gone back to LA. Left it pretty open ended so she'll probably be in touch att some point.
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When you say "a drink" - did you just invite her round to yours for a can of Special Brew?
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superflyweight wrote:When you say "a drink" - did you just invite her round to yours for a can of Special Brew?
I'd imagine she'd pop over (would be happy to pick her up from the station), we'd probably have a couple of cans of Oranjeboom as it would be a special occasion. Depending on the weather we'd probably then have a couple of bottles of Rose or red wine.
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seanmichaels wrote:superflyweight wrote:When you say "a drink" - did you just invite her round to yours for a can of Special Brew?
I'd imagine she'd pop over (would be happy to pick her up from the station), we'd probably have a couple of cans of Oranjeboom as it would be a special occasion. Depending on the weather we'd probably then have a couple of bottles of Rose or red wine.
That reminds me of a story about my mate from nearly 20 years ago.
He pulled an Australian girl in a nightclub in Dundee and took her back to his parent's house (where he still lived) in a taxi. On the way to his parent's house way out in one of Dundee's rougher estates (bearing in mind this is the girl's first night in Dundee) he points to a taxi rank about half a mile from his mum and dad's house and says "that's where you'll be able to get a taxi after".
What a romantic!
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superflyweight wrote:
That reminds me of a story about my mate from nearly 20 years ago.
He pulled an Australian girl in a nightclub in Dundee and took her back to his parent's house (where he still lived) in a taxi. On the way to his parent's house way out in one of Dundee's rougher estates (bearing in mind this is the girl's first night in Dundee) he points to a taxi rank about half a mile from his mum and dad's house and says "that's where you'll be able to get a taxi after".
What a romantic!
Good work.
My brother once picked up a girl from the station he had just started seeing. Driving around a roundabout on the way home her handbag fell in to the passenger well and out popped a mid to large sized vibrator. The fall had also turned it on. Apparently bold as brass she picked it up, switched it off and popped it back in the handbag without so much as a blush.
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Well there's no way of pretending there's not a big old Johnson in the area..good for her for though for not being embarrassed.Imagine if a woman found a "used" jazz magazine,I defy any man to be able to laugh that off.
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andygf wrote:Well there's no way of pretending there's not a big old Johnson in the area..good for her for though for not being embarrassed.Imagine if a woman found a "used" jazz magazine,I defy any man to be able to laugh that off.
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The joke's on you, again, Shah, I have the internet and great-auntie Beryl.
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Galted wrote:The joke's on you, again, Shah, I have the internet and great-auntie Beryl.
That's not your aunt
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Galted wrote:The joke's on you, again, Shah, I have the internet and great-auntie Beryl.
Glad to see you on here today Galted. I'd feared you were the Ulkrainian soldier shot yesterday.
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seanmichaels wrote:Galted wrote:The joke's on you, again, Shah, I have the internet and great-auntie Beryl.
Glad to see you on here today Galted. I'd feared you were the Ulkrainian soldier shot yesterday.
Thanks, michaels. Something far worse than being shot I'm afraid, I have work to do which doesn't seem fair as I don't really like working. Perhaps mclaren will start a thread about me being exploited worse than porn stars.
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Galted wrote:seanmichaels wrote:Galted wrote:The joke's on you, again, Shah, I have the internet and great-auntie Beryl.
Glad to see you on here today Galted. I'd feared you were the Ulkrainian soldier shot yesterday.
Thanks, michaels. Something far worse than being shot I'm afraid, I have work to do which doesn't seem fair as I don't really like working. Perhaps mclaren will start a thread about me being exploited worse than porn stars.
That is a shame, particularly given it is World Poetry Day......
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seanmichaels wrote:Galted wrote:seanmichaels wrote:Galted wrote:The joke's on you, again, Shah, I have the internet and great-auntie Beryl.
Glad to see you on here today Galted. I'd feared you were the Ulkrainian soldier shot yesterday.
Thanks, michaels. Something far worse than being shot I'm afraid, I have work to do which doesn't seem fair as I don't really like working. Perhaps mclaren will start a thread about me being exploited worse than porn stars.
That is a shame, particularly given it is World Poetry Day......
Wasn't aware that it was world poetry day. Thought of feeling sad a bit later and writing about it but I think it's for normal poetry not emo poetry. Just shows the kind of discrimination we emos have to put up with.
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You could write on mourning the loss of Tony Benn, Bob Crow and Rod Hull?
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Away in the manger where Tino's corpse lay
galted masturbated and tophat ate hay
Julius invited three dubious wise men
Bob Crow, Rod Hull and Labour's Tony Benn
Superflyweight followed them in with some rum
Seanmichaels walked in with a man in his bum
Recognizing Rowley, Exclaimed T S M R ?!
But she was shackled in chains - attached to his arm
Then the dagless, our dearest friend Rick
whose dag was eaten by a korean dictator Tinkywinky.
Hmm.. needs a little work
galted masturbated and tophat ate hay
Julius invited three dubious wise men
Bob Crow, Rod Hull and Labour's Tony Benn
Superflyweight followed them in with some rum
Seanmichaels walked in with a man in his bum
Recognizing Rowley, Exclaimed T S M R ?!
But she was shackled in chains - attached to his arm
Then the dagless, our dearest friend Rick
whose dag was eaten by a korean dictator Tinkywinky.
Hmm.. needs a little work
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It's not very emo but I can appreciate work from another genre and I like it. Was going to complain that I wasn't mentioned until I saw my name, not used to it with a lower case "g" and a lack of italics.
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OK. One for World Poetry Day.
I come on this site usually when I'm working.
Why work hard when you can talk Hampton, the day sherking?
What's more interesting, spreadsheets or Twerking?
Or Galted mixing Granola and a salt free Gherkin?
Tino has disappeared, and most think he was Tony Benn.
I am not sure his 5 year old will kick his head in again?
Rowley went to London for a work trip and saw ('te') Big Ben
Now he's is stuck there in a trance most likely the Zen.
Shah's probably working, things need to be OK
He thinks I'm a racist and most probably gay.
If that's what he thinks then I guess i can say
His boxing opinion is Poopie and undoubtedly array.
Do I end this with the wordsmiths Julius or Dagless?
Or That cnut adam, unknowledgeable and feckless? (joke boss)
I must admit to writing most of this with duress,
The Missus is away and i'm loving the meths.
I come on this site usually when I'm working.
Why work hard when you can talk Hampton, the day sherking?
What's more interesting, spreadsheets or Twerking?
Or Galted mixing Granola and a salt free Gherkin?
Tino has disappeared, and most think he was Tony Benn.
I am not sure his 5 year old will kick his head in again?
Rowley went to London for a work trip and saw ('te') Big Ben
Now he's is stuck there in a trance most likely the Zen.
Shah's probably working, things need to be OK
He thinks I'm a racist and most probably gay.
If that's what he thinks then I guess i can say
His boxing opinion is Poopie and undoubtedly array.
Do I end this with the wordsmiths Julius or Dagless?
Or That cnut adam, unknowledgeable and feckless? (joke boss)
I must admit to writing most of this with duress,
The Missus is away and i'm loving the meths.
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seanmichaels wrote:OK. One for World Poetry Day.
I come on this site usually when I'm working.
Why work hard when you can talk Hampton, the day sherking?
What's more interesting, spreadsheets or Twerking?
Or Galted mixing Granola and a salt free Gherkin?
Tino has disappeared, and most think he was Tony Benn.
I am not sure his 5 year old will kick his head in again?
Rowley went to London for a work trip and saw ('te') Big Ben
Now he's is stuck there in a trance most likely the Zen.
Shah's probably working, things need to be OK
He thinks I'm a racist and most probably gay.
If that's what he thinks then I guess i can say
His boxing opinion is Poopie and undoubtedly array.
Do I end this with the wordsmiths Julius or Dagless?
Or That cnut adam, unknowledgeable and feckless? (joke boss)
I must admit to writing most of this with duress,
The Missus is away and i'm loving the meths.
F*ck you, Sean!
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seanmichaels wrote:OK. One for World Poetry Day.
I come on this site usually when I'm working.
Why work hard when you can talk Hampton, the day sherking?
What's more interesting, spreadsheets or Twerking?
Or Galted mixing Granola and a salt free Gherkin?
Tino has disappeared, and most think he was Tony Benn.
I am not sure his 5 year old will kick his head in again?
Rowley went to London for a work trip and saw ('te') Big Ben
Now he's is stuck there in a trance most likely the Zen.
Shah's probably working, things need to be OK
He thinks I'm a racist and most probably gay.
If that's what he thinks then I guess i can say
His boxing opinion is Poopie and undoubtedly array.
Do I end this with the wordsmiths Julius or Dagless?
Or That cnut adam, unknowledgeable and feckless? (joke boss)
I must admit to writing most of this with duress,
The Missus is away and i'm loving the meths.
You might be Ingerland's answer to Charles Bukowski.
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superflyweight wrote:seanmichaels wrote:OK. One for World Poetry Day.
I come on this site usually when I'm working.
Why work hard when you can talk Hampton, the day sherking?
What's more interesting, spreadsheets or Twerking?
Or Galted mixing Granola and a salt free Gherkin?
Tino has disappeared, and most think he was Tony Benn.
I am not sure his 5 year old will kick his head in again?
Rowley went to London for a work trip and saw ('te') Big Ben
Now he's is stuck there in a trance most likely the Zen.
Shah's probably working, things need to be OK
He thinks I'm a racist and most probably gay.
If that's what he thinks then I guess i can say
His boxing opinion is Poopie and undoubtedly array.
Do I end this with the wordsmiths Julius or Dagless?
Or That cnut adam, unknowledgeable and feckless? (joke boss)
I must admit to writing most of this with duress,
The Missus is away and i'm loving the meths.
F*ck you, Sean!
I was leathered. I knew I'd forgotten a couple of people. Apologies
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Galted wrote:seanmichaels wrote:OK. One for World Poetry Day.
I come on this site usually when I'm working.
Why work hard when you can talk Hampton, the day sherking?
What's more interesting, spreadsheets or Twerking?
Or Galted mixing Granola and a salt free Gherkin?
Tino has disappeared, and most think he was Tony Benn.
I am not sure his 5 year old will kick his head in again?
Rowley went to London for a work trip and saw ('te') Big Ben
Now he's is stuck there in a trance most likely the Zen.
Shah's probably working, things need to be OK
He thinks I'm a racist and most probably gay.
If that's what he thinks then I guess i can say
His boxing opinion is Poopie and undoubtedly array.
Do I end this with the wordsmiths Julius or Dagless?
Or That cnut adam, unknowledgeable and feckless? (joke boss)
I must admit to writing most of this with duress,
The Missus is away and i'm loving the meths.
You might be Ingerland's answer to Charles Bukowski.
Or a prince Charles bukake
Re: The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved
This bukakke fella soundss like a legend. I reckon we won't be too disimilar looking in 15-20 years time.
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It's how I looked 15-20 years ago.
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