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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:16 am

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Life is good.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:30 am

seanmichaels wrote:Had a poo on the groundfloor when I got to work and now need another one. Bloody Thai food.

Why don't you use a toilet?

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Post by Galted on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:31 am

Tino's Mum wrote:I really wish little Tino would stop fiddling with himself.
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Post by Galted on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:32 am

Tino's Mum wrote:I really wish little Tino would stop fiddling with himself.


Tino's Dad wrote:I really wish little Tino would stop fiddling with me.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:33 am

Galted wrote:
Tino's Mum wrote:I really wish little Tino would stop fiddling with himself.

Would have been funnier if you had thought of quoting people's mothers first.

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:34 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Well done LB. It's good to see you re-taking control of your life. I hope you can also kick your crack habit.

I always walk around with some exposed crack. Especially in summer. It's going to be hard to untie the knot but I'll give it a good unpicking later on.  Smile 

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Post by kingraf on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:34 am

It's thread split day!! Time to get something constructive as the game changer
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:34 am

Galted's missus wrote: I must stop fiddling with Tino

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Post by Galted on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:35 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Tino's Mum wrote:I really wish little Tino would stop fiddling with himself.

Would have been funnier if you had thought of quoting people's mothers first.

True, but the fact that it involve you and fiddling more than makes up for that.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:36 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Tino's Mum wrote:I really wish little Tino would stop fiddling with himself.

Would have been funnier if you had thought of quoting people's mothers first.

True, but the fact that it involve you and fiddling more than makes up for that.

*involves

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:36 am

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Post by Galted on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:38 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Tino's Mum wrote:I really wish little Tino would stop fiddling with himself.

Would have been funnier if you had thought of quoting people's mothers first.

True, but the fact that it involve involves you and fiddling more than makes up for that.

*involves

Lol.
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Post by kingraf on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:40 am

Bananas are an excellent source of potassium.
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Post by Galted on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:42 am

Bujumbura is the capital city of Burundi.
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Post by Galted on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:43 am

Valletta is the capital city of Malta.
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Post by Galted on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:44 am

The moon landings really happened.
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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:44 am

Gamymede is the largest moon in the Solar system

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Post by kingraf on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:45 am

Superman's kryptonite is, kryptonite.
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Post by kingraf on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:45 am

Superman's kryptonite is, kryptonite.
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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:46 am

The word gullible is not in the dictionary

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Post by kingraf on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:47 am

Americans will never embrace soccer.
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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:47 am

feedback is the shortest word containing ABCDEF

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Post by seanmichaels on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:48 am

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seanmichaels wrote:Had a poo on the groundfloor when I got to work and now need another one. Bloody Thai food.

Why don't you use a toilet?

You have used that before.

Turd Part Deux has been accomplished. Quite a fiery affair.

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Post by kingraf on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:49 am

If you rearrange the letters in "Gauteng", it says "get a gun"
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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:49 am

I used 3 litres of Zero ~ battery assisted ~ today.

I've taken the before shots of the jungle. Let's hope that stuff works like Agent Orange did on those forests in Cambodia.
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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:49 am

sean wrote:Quite a fiery affair.

Behind like the Japanese Flag?

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Post by Galted on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:49 am

Jack Whitehall is a c*nt.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:49 am

And I am beating Galted.

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Post by Galted on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:52 am

The Queen Alexandra's Birdwing (Ornithoptera alexandrae) is the largest species of butterfly. The wingspan of the female is larger than that of a Cessna 152 light aircraft.
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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:52 am

Lou Gramm stutters off stage.
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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:53 am

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Post by kingraf on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:53 am

I've always wondered about how Jesus' date of birth is 2-4 B.C... It makes no sense
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Post by seanmichaels on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:53 am

There is a girl sat opposite me. Hails from Stoke-on-Trent and says Luke instead of Look. Fairly common though not slutty. Work obsessed. Speaks with her mouthful (not my hampton) and is slightly pear shaped. Just off ginge.

Muff definition:

I expect it is kept trimmed although we're probably talking grade 4-6. Certainly not a US Marine standard issue. I have no doubts that the muff, although trimmed and neat, will have large surface area coverage. Almost from hip to hip and down to the inner thighs.

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Post by Galted on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:54 am

Police don't record a fifth of crime.
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Post by kingraf on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:55 am

There was no MH370... it was a bluff by the Malaysian government to get all countries to reveal their satellite technologies.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:56 am

Elvis is dead.

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Post by Galted on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:56 am

seanmichaels wrote:There is a girl sat opposite me. Hails from Stoke-on-Trent and says Luke instead of Look. Fairly common though not slutty. Work obsessed. Speaks with her mouthful (not my hampton) and is slightly pear shaped. Just off ginge.

Muff definition:

I expect it is kept trimmed although we're probably talking grade 4-6. Certainly not a US Marine standard issue. I have no doubts that the muff, although trimmed and neat, will have large surface area coverage. Almost from hip to hip and down to the inner thighs.

I expect that it is shaved at irregular intervals so that it is often red and itchy and not pleasing to the eye.
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Post by Galted on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:57 am

Will Ferrell is a c*nt.
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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:57 am

kingraf wrote:I've always wondered about how Jesus' date of birth is 2-4 B.C... It makes no sense

Mary was very busy with clients during the spring of 5 B.C. Someone will need to find her little orange tablet to pinpoint the exact date.
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Post by Galted on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:57 am

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Post by Rowley on Thu 01 May 2014, 9:58 am

seanmichaels wrote:There is a girl sat opposite me. Hails from Stoke-on-Trent and says Luke instead of Look. Fairly common though not slutty. Work obsessed. Speaks with her mouthful (not my hampton) and is slightly pear shaped. Just off ginge.


I work with a bloke from Stoke, he does the same. He also does not know the difference between nothing and anything. As in he says "I have not done nothing" rather than "I have not done anything" Was he not an ex army bloke with barely suppressed anger issues I would have pointed this out to him, as it is I have to sit here dying just a little bit every time he does it.


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