The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved
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The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved
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May be an age thing, but is Sean seriously saying he talks to people with his testicles out to see how long they take to notice? And that doing so is a laugh?
Never thought I would say this, but bring back National Service if so.
May be an age thing, but is Sean seriously saying he talks to people with his testicles out to see how long they take to notice? And that doing so is a laugh?
Never thought I would say this, but bring back National Service if so.
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Rowley wrote:How are things on the tennis board today Julius on the back of Nadal's exit. Would have a look in for myself, but have not quite recovered from the half hour I spent on there last year. Who'd have thought such a polite sport would have such fiery fans.
Did you see the youngsters trick shot? That was a real 'AVE IT moment.
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Don't use the term sunnies Sean, it's a slippery slope from there to using the term tinnies to describe cans. The Australians have an excuse, they're Australian. We have no such excuse.
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Hazel? You're on first name terms? Those badges come in useful don't they?
Time to turn on the charm seany, old son.
Not sure what you mean by 'lash', but I'm guessing best not to do it at the opticians.
Time to turn on the charm seany, old son.
Not sure what you mean by 'lash', but I'm guessing best not to do it at the opticians.
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seanmichaels wrote:Rowley wrote:How are things on the tennis board today Julius on the back of Nadal's exit. Would have a look in for myself, but have not quite recovered from the half hour I spent on there last year. Who'd have thought such a polite sport would have such fiery fans.
Did you see the youngsters trick shot? That was a real 'AVE IT moment.
No of course I didn't. That would involve having watched tennis.
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Rowley wrote:How are things on the tennis board today Julius on the back of Nadal's exit. Would have a look in for myself, but have not quite recovered from the half hour I spent on there last year. Who'd have thought such a polite sport would have such fiery fans.
Was OK until very late on, when Hero had to post a warning.
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Time to turn on the charm seany, old son.
Or alternatively, just hang your c*ck out of your trousers and turn your pockets inside out.
It's a winner.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:Rowley wrote:How are things on the tennis board today Julius on the back of Nadal's exit. Would have a look in for myself, but have not quite recovered from the half hour I spent on there last year. Who'd have thought such a polite sport would have such fiery fans.
Was OK until very late on, when Hero had to post a warning.
Always gets a bit lively when the Pimms takes its toll.
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Rowley wrote:seanmichaels wrote:Rowley wrote:How are things on the tennis board today Julius on the back of Nadal's exit. Would have a look in for myself, but have not quite recovered from the half hour I spent on there last year. Who'd have thought such a polite sport would have such fiery fans.
Did you see the youngsters trick shot? That was a real 'AVE IT moment.
No of course I didn't. That would involve having watched tennis.
Just when I think we are drifting apart, Jeff, you move right back into my affections.
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Rowley wrote:Don't use the term sunnies Sean, it's a slippery slope from there to using the term tinnies to describe cans. The Australians have an excuse, they're Australian. We have no such excuse.
My best friend is a Queenslander. Over here again at the moment. Has a colloquialism for pretty much everything. My favourite is turtle chokers.
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Probably more potting shed scene from Scum rather than Pottery scene from Ghost...
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rick_dagless wrote:Probably more potting shed scene from Scum rather than Pottery scene from Ghost...
You never fail to make me smile, Rick.
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Time to turn on the charm seany, old son.
I'm usually terrible with birds but I was really confident with her and not even pi55ed. When she measured my pupils I thought she was going to kiss me.....
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TiNo wrote:You never fail to make me smile, Rick.
Have a capital rep to keep...
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JuliusHMarx wrote:seanmichaels wrote:Then had a lovely 20 minute session of cutting out the non fruit bearing growth from my tomatoes with the missus. I don't think I've ever felt as close to her before.
Not quite the pottery scene from Ghost, but close.
Particularly if that description was intended as a euphemism.
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Have you ever eaten a tomato Super? Maybe on a trip to Leeds?
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Can you deep fry a tomato?
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Wasn't there a book / film about deep fried green tomatoes at the whistle stop café?
(There was, I just looked it up. The book was written by Fannie Flagg.)
Fannie Flagg!
Michaels should get his Mrs a Fannie Flagg, they could form a double act what with him and his bollies hanging out and her with her Fannie Flagg.
(There was, I just looked it up. The book was written by Fannie Flagg.)
Fannie Flagg!
Michaels should get his Mrs a Fannie Flagg, they could form a double act what with him and his bollies hanging out and her with her Fannie Flagg.
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If she had a Fannie Flagg I may one day be able to find where it is.
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Here's a tip...DON'T CALL THEM 'BIRDS"seanmichaels wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:
Time to turn on the charm seany, old son.
I'm usually terrible with birds but I was really confident with her and not even pi55ed. When she measured my pupils I thought she was going to kiss me.....
I have laser eye surgery a couple of years ago and recently went back to the opticians for a general health check. They've known me for years and yet it was great watching their faces when it appeared I'd gone from being Mr Magoo to having near 20/20 vision. Anyway, one of the females working their was examining my eyes and her breasts were pressing against me so insistently I almost thought it would be rude NOT to fondle them. Thankfully I resisted but I'm thinking of having bogus eye issues just to feel close to her again.
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Hazel doesn't have big knockers. She's a 6ft brunette with broadish shoulders and I'd say possible a 32b. I saved her message on my phone but I haven't listened to it again since monday.....
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seanmichaels wrote:Jason doesn't have big knockers, he's a 6ft brunette with broadish shoulders and I'd say possible a 32b. I saved her message on my phone but I haven't listened to it again since monday.....
fixed that for ya Seany...
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Please tell me that you didn't roll one out over your thumb whilst listening to her message...
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Are "DON'T CALL THEM BIRDS" A METAL band DAVE?
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Union Cane wrote:Please tell me that you didn't roll one out over your thumb whilst listening to her message...
Nah.
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I have no idea how you do it with one single word sean...
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I can do it with six.
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Ok, I will try five.
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It won't work Union. It's not the number of words, it's the way you say them. You just don't have sean's knack for killing off a thread.
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Heroic US goalkeeper Tim Howard wrote:None of that really matters to me. I signed up to do that, to put my face in front of balls. If I had no saves or 20 saves it doesn't mean any more or less. It hurts when we lose.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/07/02/things-tim-howard-could-save_n_5550356.html?1404288572&ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000067
Some of these Tim Howard memes are pretty funny...
Some of these Tim Howard memes are pretty funny...
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Chim chimeny chim chimeny chim chimery cheroo
we've got Tim Howard and he says f&*k you.....
we've got Tim Howard and he says f&*k you.....
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Yeah they're an Emo band who are all drippy, soppy and sensitive (basically a bunch of c***s).rick_dagless wrote:Are "DON'T CALL THEM BIRDS" A METAL band DAVE?
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Oh dear, Jock is getting stuffed.
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Bad summer for English sport......
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- http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2677200/Russian-brides-advert-Radio-Times-website-showing-woman-low-cut-bra-banned-overtly-sexual.html
Isn't Galted's missus from Russia?
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I'd do her if she looked like the one on the advert.
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seanmichaels wrote:I'd do her if she looked like the one on the advert.
I'm guessing she doesn't.
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I think Murray is smuggling one of Rowley's ferrets
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:seanmichaels wrote:I'd do her if she looked like the one on the advert.
I'm guessing she doesn't.
You never know. Siberian women probably respect men who dress for extremes of weather and who wear
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seanmichaels wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:seanmichaels wrote:I'd do her if she looked like the one on the advert.
I'm guessing she doesn't.
You never know. Siberian women probably respect men who dress for extremes of weather and who wearshiite trainersfunctional footwear
Did
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Is your missus colour blind?
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seanmichaels wrote:Is your missus colour blind?
She doesn't buy my clothes.
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seanmichaels wrote:Is your missuscolourblind?
Fixed.
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Union Cane wrote:seanmichaels wrote:Is your missuscolourblind?
Fixed.
At least she exists.
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Is Andy Murray Scottish again now?
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:seanmichaels wrote:Is your missus colour blind?
She doesn't buy my clothes.
Who does, Stevie Wonder?
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rick_dagless wrote:Is Andy Murray Scottish again now?
I am going to have so much fun winding my arl man up if Murray loses this match.
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