The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by kingraf Tue 16 Sep 2014, 1:47 pm

First topic message reminder :

Headed to the dam this weekend. God I've missed it. Girlfriend's never been and I'm undecided on whether to take her or not.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 Sep 2014, 11:17 pm

She couldn't have played 'the plot' even if she hadn't lost it; it's two words.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 8:23 am

First among equals (and Tino)

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 18 Sep 2014, 8:39 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:First among equals (and Tino)

That's lovely of you, Jules, but don't put me on a pedestal. I'm not better than you, just younger.

by Adam D Thu 18 Sep 2014, 8:45 am

Way of the exploding Fist

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 8:49 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:First among equals (and Tino)

That's lovely of you, Jules, but don't put me on a pedestal. I'm not better than you, just younger.

And to think I doubted that you'd interpret it that way. You're simply the best Tino. In fact, I'd say that you were better than all the rest.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:10 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:First among equals (and Tino)

That's lovely of you, Jules, but don't put me on a pedestal. I'm not better than you, just younger.

And to think I doubted that you'd interpret it that way. You're simply the best Tino. In fact, I'd say that you were better than all the rest.

I'm stuck on your heart, Jules. I hang on every word you say.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:13 am

You're simply the best, Tino.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:14 am

Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

by **seanmichaels** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:21 am

You buying the new England Rugby shirts Tino?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:27 am

seanmichaels wrote:You buying the new England Rugby shirts Tino?

Not for me. Might get one for my eldest as he loves rugby.

I am going to England v New Zealand on the 8th November though. I'm going to streak right through the Haka.

by Adam D Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:30 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:You buying the new England Rugby shirts Tino?

Not for me. Might get one for my eldest as he loves rugby.

I am going to England v New Zealand on the 8th November though. I'm going to streak right through the Haka.

It would certainly help them with sticking their tongues out and making vomiting noises

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:32 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:You're simply the best, Tino.

I wish I'd said that.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:34 am

Kiwi's peaked too early. Looking beatable again.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:38 am

Adam D wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:You buying the new England Rugby shirts Tino?

Not for me. Might get one for my eldest as he loves rugby.

I am going to England v New Zealand on the 8th November though. I'm going to streak right through the Haka.

It would certainly help them with sticking their tongues out and making vomiting noises

They might mistake my hampton for a rugby ball. It is very fat and egg shaped.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:52 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Adam D wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:You buying the new England Rugby shirts Tino?

Not for me. Might get one for my eldest as he loves rugby.

I am going to England v New Zealand on the 8th November though. I'm going to streak right through the Haka.

It would certainly help them with sticking their tongues out and making vomiting noises

They might mistake my hampton for a rugby ball. It is very fat and egg shaped.

Will you fold up your jersey and leave it on the seat, or have it hanging over your shoulder?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:53 am

seanmichaels wrote:Kiwi's peaked too early. Looking beatable again.

They don't look as potent as last year but I still wouldn't back any team to beat them with much confidence.

They didn't play particularly well at the weekend and still beat the Saffers. SA might do them at Johannesburg but they are still incredible, even when not at full tilt.

England at Twickers won't be easy for them though.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:55 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Adam D wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:You buying the new England Rugby shirts Tino?

Not for me. Might get one for my eldest as he loves rugby.

I am going to England v New Zealand on the 8th November though. I'm going to streak right through the Haka.

It would certainly help them with sticking their tongues out and making vomiting noises

They might mistake my hampton for a rugby ball. It is very fat and egg shaped.

Will you fold up your jersey and leave it on the seat, or have it hanging over your shoulder?

Good question. Do you think it would look better tied round my waist or tied over my shoulders and hanging down my back?

As it's in November, I was thinking of an autumnal brown with a white shirt underneath. Good idea?

by **seanmichaels** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:01 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Adam D wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:You buying the new England Rugby shirts Tino?

Not for me. Might get one for my eldest as he loves rugby.

I am going to England v New Zealand on the 8th November though. I'm going to streak right through the Haka.

It would certainly help them with sticking their tongues out and making vomiting noises

They might mistake my hampton for a rugby ball. It is very fat and egg shaped.

Will you fold up your jersey and leave it on the seat, or have it hanging over your shoulder?

Good question. Do you think it would look better tied round my waist or tied over my shoulders and hanging down my back?

As it's in November, I was thinking of an autumnal brown with a white shirt underneath. Good idea?

Last time I went I sported a (motor cycling style) leather jacket, scarf, jeans and converse look. Felt distinctly out of place amongst the jersey / barbour crew.

I would go mustard for the jersey with a burgundy shirt and red cords. You'll look every bit the tw@t you aspire to be.....

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:04 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Adam D wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:You buying the new England Rugby shirts Tino?

Not for me. Might get one for my eldest as he loves rugby.

I am going to England v New Zealand on the 8th November though. I'm going to streak right through the Haka.

It would certainly help them with sticking their tongues out and making vomiting noises

They might mistake my hampton for a rugby ball. It is very fat and egg shaped.

Will you fold up your jersey and leave it on the seat, or have it hanging over your shoulder?

Good question. Do you think it would look better tied round my waist or tied over my shoulders and hanging down my back?

As it's in November, I was thinking of an autumnal brown with a white shirt underneath. Good idea?

Last time I went I sported a (motor cycling style) leather jacket, scarf, jeans and converse look. Felt distinctly out of place amongst the jersey / barbour crew.

I would go mustard for the jersey with a burgundy shirt and red cords. You'll look every bit the tw@t you aspire to be.....

I don't have cords. Red or otherwise.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:05 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

I don't have cords. Red or otherwise.

And you're not a tw@t.

Do you have any red trousers?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:06 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Do you think it would look better tied round my waist or tied over my shoulders and hanging down my back?

Tino, I'd recommend going with the opposite of whatever you think looks better.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:24 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

I don't have cords. Red or otherwise.

And you're not a tw@t.

Do you have any red trousers?

I don't think I have any red items of clothing. Maybe some grundies, but that is it.

Julius, I think you're deliberately trying to confuse me now.

by **Union Cane** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:44 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

grundies

Haven't heard that in years. Lol.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:14 am

skidmarked grundies....

by **seanmichaels** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:16 am

How's the holiday Cane?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:17 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

I don't have cords. Red or otherwise.

And you're not a tw@t.

Do you have any red trousers?

I don't think I have any red items of clothing. Maybe some grundies, but that is it.

Julius, I think you're deliberately trying to confuse me now.

I have a predominantly red Hawaiian shirt. When I wear it I look just like Magnum P.I. but without the moustache, or the hair, or the physique, or the general good looks. Which is probably why I never wear it.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:31 am

P.I. is/was a swordsman

by kingraf Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:33 am

I see 'fly hasn't checked in yet. I fear for the worst and that he was murdered on his way to voting "No" by a militant group of highlanders... That or he was the evil witchdoctor that was killed yesterday in the Western Cape.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:39 am

seanmichaels wrote:P.I. is/was a swordsman

Think was just a tabloid rumour.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:39 am

Raf wrote:I see 'fly hasn't checked in yet. I fear for the worst and that he was murdered on his way to voting "No" by a militant group of highlanders... That or he was the evil witchdoctor that was killed yesterday in the Western Cape

Think he is in my neck of the woods today and avoiding all the wild haggis...

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:44 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Raf wrote:I see 'fly hasn't checked in yet. I fear for the worst and that he was murdered on his way to voting "No" by a militant group of highlanders... That or he was the evil witchdoctor that was killed yesterday in the Western Cape

Think he is in my neck of the woods today and avoiding all the wild haggis...

I think he is struggling to come to terms with the image of me and Galted spit roasting Mrs 'Fly.

Or was it the image of Jeff's hairy bottom disappearing into his bathtub?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:45 am

Tino wrote:Or was it the image of Jeff's hairy bottom disappearing into his bathtub?

I think the very mention of Radox is frowned upon norh of the border, hairy bottoms less so strangely...

by **seanmichaels** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:58 am

Radox is a fancy aperitif when mixed with meths.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 12:16 pm

kingraf wrote:I see 'fly hasn't checked in yet. I fear for the worst and that he was murdered on his way to voting "No" by a militant group of highlanders... That or he was the evil witchdoctor that was killed yesterday in the Western Cape.

Nae panic Raf. He mae have ornly poot his chrosss in the whrong bhoxx and is having it attehnded tooowyh.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 18 Sep 2014, 1:05 pm

Just found a Lindt chocolate bunny at the back of the cupboard in the kitchen. I think it is from Easter this year.

It tastes a bit old and grainy but I am eating it anyway. Had to pop to Mr Dharmishras for some bread but forgot to buy a dessert so had to improvise with the old chocolate.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 1:10 pm

A very hurried, Ham and Piccalilli baguette, with some sweet pepper and chorizo soup, which tasted of neither...

by **seanmichaels** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 1:17 pm

I was inspired last night by a recipe I saw whilst browsing the net. Basically you buy a pumpkin (lawn green bowls size) and stick it in the oven as is for about an hour. In the meantime you cook a chilli - I went vegetable (black beans, courgette, onion and sweetcorn). When it comes to serve you cut the pumpkin in half (removing seeds etc) so it is like a bowl and serve the chilli in it. Quite a fun dish for halloween / bonfire night.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 1:18 pm

I have seen something similar for pumpkin soup rather than Chilli, saves washing up too...

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 18 Sep 2014, 1:26 pm

I had my sandwich after the chocolate bunny. It felt wrong.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 1:28 pm

You bored at home by any chance Tino?

by **seanmichaels** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 1:34 pm

w@mk, breakfast, log on, w@nk, check emails, w@nk, lunch, check emails, Bargain Hunt, w@nk, nap, check emails, done.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 18 Sep 2014, 1:35 pm

rick_dagless wrote:You bored at home by any chance Tino?

You better believe it, Ricko.

Kids are at school/nursery. Wife and little'un are out with her mum and dad for a coffee. I'm going stir crazy. Mr Dharmishra was ushering me out of the shop because I talking too much.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 18 Sep 2014, 1:36 pm

seanmichaels wrote:w@mk, breakfast, log on, w@nk, check emails, w@nk, lunch, check emails, Bargain Hunt, w@nk, nap, check emails, done.

I don't watch Bargain Hunt. I only use that for cockernee rhyming slang purposes.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 1:42 pm

Tino

Kids are at school/nursery. Wife and little'un are out with her mum and dad for a coffee. I'm going stir crazy. Mr Dharmishra was ushering me out of the shop because I talking too much.

Keeping him distracted whilst casual shoplifting goes on? Like it...

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 1:45 pm

I appear to have "michaelsed" that quote...

Rats.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 18 Sep 2014, 2:02 pm

rick_dagless wrote:I appear to have "michaelsed" that quote...

Seany wrote:Easily done, old boy. Don't beat yourself up

Rats.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 2:03 pm

You really are bored...

by **seanmichaels** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 2:18 pm

Tino, did you watch Sunday Brunch at the weekend?

They had a former zoo keeper chap who specialises in hunting down and researching 'extinct' species or previously undiscovered species. Quite interesting.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 2:19 pm

cryptozoologist he was, and the thing he is looking for is an Orang Pendek. A walking monkey.

by Adam D Thu 18 Sep 2014, 2:21 pm

Why is zoologist pronounced zoo-o-logist?

It doesn't make sense!

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