The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Raf wrote:Newcastle not being relegated, ey?

Черная вдова Японии взимается в связи со смертью 4 мужем
A Japanese black widow is to be charged with the death of her 4th husband.

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JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I had bleached blonde hair back in the day.  I looked a complete knob.

The amount of respect I've just lost for you has ruined my Christmas.

I was 18 at the time, Jules. The folly of youth. Bit like Raf. He will soon realise that he currently looks like a knob. He can't see it at the moment, but he will.

My hair isn't currently dyed Tina. I'm currently in a rather rural area, where I can't trust anybody to know or understand the dynamics of dying the tips of my hair.

I dyed my hair when I was 17. Despite being fair, it still went ginger. I looked like super I expect.

seanmichaels wrote:I dyed my hair when I was 17. Despite being fair, it still went ginger. I looked like super I expect.

I know Jeff bleached his hair at one point as well.

Glated bleached his bum.

Couldn't dye my hair in my school years. Played first team basically everything, which meant I was on tour basically every holiday and as such needed to be within school rules the whole year.

Boys couldn't have dyed hair. Boys couldn't have hair longer than 3 inches. Couldn't have facia hair. It was a dictatorship

kingraf wrote:Played first team basically everything

Netball?

phuck you Tiña.

Action Netball, lol.

Right boys I am off for the Christmas period so hope you and yours (or soon to be yours) have a good one and catch you next week.

rick_dagless wrote:Right boys I am off for the Christmas period so hope you and yours (or soon to be yours) have a good one and catch you next week.

All the best Ricko.

Be sure to have plenty of SouP.

'Ave a good 'un.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:Played first team basically everything

Netball?

Action Netball. Totally different game. They don't wear skirts although the bibs are lurvely.....

Merry Christmas Rick, those of us in the pretend legal services industry are in tomorrow Rick.

See you on t'other side rickroller..

I'm in tomorrow Jeff, certainly for a few hours anyway.

I'll keep you company.

Cheers Ricko. I'm out as well. Family Christmas eve dinner tomorrow then I'm off to the coast for a summer of sun, sand, cricket and birds. Seasons greetings to you all.

I don't play netball.

Merry Christmas to those off from today - rick, super, kr, anyone else.

I'll be around tomorrow a.m.

rick_dagless wrote:Right boys I am off for the Christmas period so hope you and yours (or soon to be yours) have a good one and catch you next week.

Take it easy mate and may the jolly fat infidel in the sleigh with infidel reindeers and Daemmonson helpers buy you a Dag for the pagan ritual.

Merry christmas

Now is also a good time to announce I will be on tommorow as well

Yay!

Heading down to Christchurch tomorrow so will only be on briefly.

more importantly I'm getting adverts to meet muslim women at the top of the page. Galted having a mid-life crisis or shah mixing work with pleasure?

Merry Christmas to everyone and their families too.

And you dog. Love to our better cousins living the dream

seanmichaels wrote:Heading down to Christchurch tomorrow so will only be on briefly.

more importantly I'm getting adverts to meet muslim women at the top of the page. Galted having a mid-life crisis or shah mixing work with pleasure?

That's your personalised results you silly bitch it's probably the Arabs trying to tempt you so they can offload all that sand up ya arse.

Merry Christmas to you too LD best wishes for you and your family.

Fist except for shah.

This year's really coming together for me.

Love you, Galted.

Morning all. Good to see the Shah we all know and love is back. A homophobic insult and some vague threat of terrorist violence. Classic shah.

I love you as well, Jeff.

You too tina. Just checked my banner. I have an advert for I.T. Equipment, dear god I am dull.

I have a advert for half price Travelodges. F*cking Travelodges.

Who the hell do these idiots think they are talking to?

The cheek Tina, you would not even put the staff up in such a place.

Morning all.
Oraljet Dental Gel. It's like they can smell my breath from here.

Smart LED light bulbs now! I am rock and roll. I would move house before I would ever buy a light bulb. I should have adverts for high class hookers, woodbines and extra strength meths.

Morning Jules.

New Hot Doughnuts from Domino’s.

4 for £1.99. Order Now.

That's because I logged in on my TopHat account this morning.

Since it is Christmas, have a lyrics quiz. There is no odd one out but there is a link:

Hi Time magazine hi Pulitzer Prize, Vulture stalked white piped lie forever

A Church house gin house a school house out house

Lost your love of life, too much apple pie.

So get a witches shawl on, A broomstick you can crawl on

Nope, not a single one.

You will definitely know the song for the first one Tina. Maybe the third as well.

Sky broadband and Duracell batteries.

Rowley wrote:You will definitely know the song for the first one Tina. Maybe the third as well.

I am unsure as to whether you're taking the p*ss and they are Keane/Coldplay/Razorlight/Chris de Burgh (delete as applicable) songs or whether I will actually like the bands.

Either way, I don't recognise any of them.

I am not taking the p*ss, it is Christmas I am really trying not to. The first is a Welsh band. Don't know if you like them or not, but they are not rubbish.

Rowley wrote:I am not taking the p*ss, it is Christmas I am really trying not to. The first is a Welsh band. Don't know if you like them or not, but they are not rubbish.

Then it's probably the Manic Street Preachers?

Super Furry Animals?

Lostprophets? (not even you would be that sick. Would you?)

Is number 2 JB the #1 SB?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Lostprophets?  (not even you would be that sick.  Would you?)

You're right I wouldn't. Did consider doing a music round where the link was those of a Yewtree persuasion but was not sure anyone would know the lyrics to any Jonathan King songs.

Union Cane wrote:Is number 2 JB the #1 SB?

I have no idea what that means Union.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Lostprophets?  (not even you would be that sick.  Would you?)

You're right I wouldn't. Did consider doing a music round where the link was those of a Yewtree persuasion but was not sure anyone would know the lyrics to any Jonathan King songs.

Only Una Paloma Blanca

DAVE667 wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Lostprophets?  (not even you would be that sick.  Would you?)

You're right I wouldn't. Did consider doing a music round where the link was those of a Yewtree persuasion but was not sure anyone would know the lyrics to any Jonathan King songs.

Only Una Paloma Blanca

Sh*t, I didn't realise you were in Dave.

Sorry, Jeff, that should be LOSTPROPHETS?

Did not know that one was him Dave, only really know Everyone Has Gone to the Moon off the top of my head. However, that is still one more than the number of LOSTPROPHETS songs I know.

Number 1 is Kevin Carter by The Manics.  Crappish band singing about a sh1t, but it is a semi decent song.

superflyweight wrote:Number 1 is Kevin Carter by The Manics.  Crappish band singing about a sh1t, but it is a semi decent song.

Oh yeah, I do know that song.

Would never have got it though.