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Post by Kenny on Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:44 pm

The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

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Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

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I see someone has got Trussy's goat
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Send L.J with a rod and kebab
And Gazza with some sherbet dib-dab
Claiming Wlad beats Ali on the Showboat
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Post by Kenny on Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:47 pm

It's been awhile since i started a thread
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Post by Galted on Fri Jan 23, 2015 6:30 am

It's been awhile since i started a thread
I was pretty damn sure you were dead
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Jan 23, 2015 8:43 am

It's been awhile since i started a thread
I was pretty damn sure you were dead
'Twas a close run thing

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri Jan 23, 2015 9:07 am

It's been awhile since i started a thread
I was pretty damn sure you were dead
'Twas a close run thing
Involving a seal and a ring

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Post by Galted on Fri Jan 23, 2015 9:56 am

It's been awhile since i started a thread
I was pretty damn sure you were dead
'Twas a close run thing
Involving a seal and a ring
and getting LD into bed
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Post by rick_dagless on Fri Jan 23, 2015 10:35 am

Most rhymes have some implied smut.

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Post by seanmichaels on Fri Jan 23, 2015 11:15 am

Most rhymes have some implied smut
And this one seems to be kaput.

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Post by Galted on Fri Jan 23, 2015 12:07 pm

Most rhymes have some implied smut
And this one seems to be kaput
but it struggles along
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Post by nadeem2099 on Fri Jan 23, 2015 12:10 pm

Most rhymes have some implied smut
And this one seems to be kaput
but it struggles along
like a snail in a thong
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Post by Galted on Fri Jan 23, 2015 12:26 pm

Most rhymes have some implied smut
And this one seems to be kaput
but it struggles along
like a snail in a thong
with an "n" that should go into "cut"
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Post by rick_dagless on Fri Jan 23, 2015 12:49 pm

It is truly Sh1te on here today

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Post by Galted on Fri Jan 23, 2015 5:36 pm

It is truly Sh1te on here today
a terrifically p1sspoor display
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Post by Guest on Fri Jan 23, 2015 5:43 pm

It is truly Sh1te on here today
a terrifically p1sspoor display
I expected so much more

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Post by Galted on Fri Jan 23, 2015 9:29 pm

It is truly Sh1te on here today
a terrifically p1sspoor display
I expected so much more
but lady luck is a wh0re
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Post by The Loaded Dog on Sat Jan 24, 2015 4:06 am

It is truly Sh1te on here today
a terrifically p1sspoor display
I expected so much more
but lady luck is a wh0re
said Galted... who's wonderfully gay
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Post by Galted on Sat Jan 24, 2015 10:55 am

LD let the cat out the bag
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Post by The Loaded Dog on Sat Jan 24, 2015 11:03 am

LD let the cat out the bag Very Happy
Who viciously attacked an old hag
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Post by Galted on Sat Jan 24, 2015 12:09 pm

LD let the cat out the bag
Who viciously attacked an old hag
with claws that were blunt
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Post by The Loaded Dog on Sat Jan 24, 2015 12:46 pm

LD let the cat out the bag
Who viciously attacked an old hag
with claws that were blunt
which caused her to grunt
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Post by Galted on Sat Jan 24, 2015 2:26 pm

LD let the cat out the bag
Who viciously attacked an old hag
with claws that were blunt
which caused her to grunt
and her knockers to rupture and sag
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Post by Kenny on Sat Jan 24, 2015 4:29 pm

These rythmes are not ment to offend
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Post by The Loaded Dog on Sun Jan 25, 2015 9:28 am

These rythmes are not meant to offend
Nor drive any of us around the bend
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Post by rick_dagless on Mon Jan 26, 2015 6:36 am

These rythmes are not meant to offend
Nor drive any of us around the bend
But alas we are all such large c*nts

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:27 am

These rythmes are not meant to offend
Nor drive any of us around the bend
But alas we are all such large c*nts
A stinking bunch of runts

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:40 am

These rythmes are not meant to offend
Nor drive any of us around the bend
But alas we are all such large c*nts
A stinking bunch of runts
Well, at least Kenny is on the mend.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:54 am

I have feelings I can't explain

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:59 am

I have feelings I can't explain
Ill try and describe them in this catchy refrain

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:00 am

I have feelings I can't explain
Ill try and describe them in this catchy refrain
They involve Jules and a cat

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:01 am

I have feelings I can't explain
Ill try and describe them in this catchy refrain
They involve Jules and a cat
And Jack Whitehall, the TW@t

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:03 am

I have feelings I can't explain
Ill try and describe them in this catchy refrain
They involve Jules and a cat
And Jack Whitehall, the TW@t
Who causes our G-Unit such pain

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:04 am

I don't we think we got to the issue

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:06 am

I don't we think we got to the issue
I've ejaculated into a tissue

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:12 am

I don't we think we got to the issue
I've ejaculated into a tissue
Ah! That may be it.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:14 am

I don't we think we got to the issue
I've ejaculated into a tissue
Ah! That may be it.
I feel such a sh*t

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:16 am

I don't we think we got to the issue
I've ejaculated into a tissue
Ah! That may be it.
I feel such a sh*t
And a heretic for the use of nude Vishnu!

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:18 am

Laugh

I had to google who that was

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:23 am

I had to google who that was
Which is blasphemy and that is because

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:24 am

I had to google who that was
Which is blasphemy and that is because
I should know my God's

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:25 am

I had to google who that was
Which is blasphemy and that is because
I should know my God's
My King Zeus from my King Zod's

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:29 am

I had to google who that was
Which is blasphemy and that is because
I should know my God's
My King Zeus from my King Zod's
I've let you down RiCk, I truly am soz

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:31 am

Got to admit that last ending was lame

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:33 am

Got to admit that last ending was lame
Sorry, I was busy fingering the drummer from Haim

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:34 am

Got to admit that last ending was lame
Sorry, I was busy fingering the drummer from Haim
That's quite the distraction!

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:37 am

Got to admit that last ending was lame
Sorry, I was busy fingering the drummer from Haim
That's quite the distraction!
But enormous satisfaction

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Post by nadeem2099 on Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:41 am

Got to admit that last ending was lame
Sorry, I was busy fingering the drummer from Haim
That's quite the distraction!
But enormous satisfaction
Until I left a dishonorable stain
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:44 am

Laugh

What a lovely intervention, nadeem

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Post by nadeem2099 on Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:46 am

What a lovely intervention, nadeem
I take it like a man, one for the team!
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Post by Guest on Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:03 am

What a lovely intervention, nadeem
I take it like a man, one for the team!
That sounds just like TRUSS

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:14 am

What a lovely intervention, nadeem
I take it like a man, one for the team!
That sounds just like TRUSS
Maybe an alias that isn't a wuss?

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