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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

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I see someone has got Trussy's goat
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Send L.J with a rod and kebab
And Gazza with some sherbet dib-dab
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 09 Jun 2017, 10:24 am

So it's over, the people have spoken

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Fri 09 Jun 2017, 10:29 am

So it's over, the people have spoken
and the UK is now thoroughly broken
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 09 Jun 2017, 10:55 am

So it's over, the people have spoken
and the UK is now thoroughly broken
by both Corbyn and May

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Post by Galted on Fri 09 Jun 2017, 11:18 am

So it's over, the people have spoken
and the UK is now thoroughly broken
by both Corbyn and May
give handjobs for pay
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 09 Jun 2017, 11:19 am

So it's over, the people have spoken
and the UK is now thoroughly broken
by both Corbyn and May
give handjobs for pay
I think I'll go live in Hoboken

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Fri 09 Jun 2017, 11:21 am

The price of most goods will skyrocket
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Post by Galted on Fri 09 Jun 2017, 11:26 am

The price of most goods will skyrocket
Like my c*ck when I w*nk through my pocket
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 09 Jun 2017, 11:27 am

The price of most goods will skyrocket
Like my c*ck when I w*nk through my pocket
Unlike a soft Brexit

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Post by Galted on Fri 09 Jun 2017, 11:29 am

The price of most goods will skyrocket
Like my c*ck when I w*nk through my pocket
Unlike a soft Brexit
It's hard when I flexit.
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Post by The Loaded Dog on Fri 09 Jun 2017, 11:41 am

The price of most goods will skyrocket
Like my c*ck when I w*nk through my pocket
Unlike a soft Brexit
It's hard when I flexit.
And my balls turn bright red when I lock it
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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 09 Jun 2017, 11:46 am

Parliament, like me, is well hung

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 19 Jun 2017, 1:12 pm

Parliament, like me, is well hung
And also, a fan of a bung.

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon 19 Jun 2017, 1:42 pm

Parliament, like me, is well hung
And also, a fan of a bung
Nothing is out of bounds
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 19 Jun 2017, 6:18 pm

Parliament, like me, is well hung
And also, a fan of a bung
Nothing is out of bounds
When the fox hunts the hounds

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Post by Galted on Mon 19 Jun 2017, 6:33 pm

Parliament, like me, is well hung
And also, a fan of a bung
Nothing is out of bounds
When the fox hunts the hounds
or the beetle is rolled by the dung
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 19 Jun 2017, 9:09 pm

LOL out loud

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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 20 Jun 2017, 10:22 am

Playing tennis today is Johanna Konta

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Post by nadeem2099 on Tue 20 Jun 2017, 1:36 pm

Playing tennis today is Johanna Konta
Who looks nothing like Willy Wonka 
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 20 Jun 2017, 1:55 pm

Playing tennis today is Johanna Konta
Who looks nothing like Willy Wonka 
She doesn't wear hats

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 20 Jun 2017, 2:12 pm

Playing tennis today is Johanna Konta
Who looks nothing like Willy Wonka
She doesn't wear hats
Or turns dairy to saturated fats

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 20 Jun 2017, 2:53 pm

Playing tennis today is Johanna Konta
Who looks nothing like Willy Wonka
She doesn't wear hats
Or turns dairy to saturated fats
But her shapely legs make me want her

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Post by Galted on Tue 20 Jun 2017, 3:06 pm

clap

Good thing that wasn't about Navratilova
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 20 Jun 2017, 3:44 pm

Good thing that wasn't about Navratilova
Or even Hana Mandlikova

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Wed 21 Jun 2017, 9:05 am

Good thing that wasn't about Navratilova
Or even Hana Mandlikova
Who would need a chastity belt?
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 21 Jun 2017, 9:17 am

Good thing that wasn't about Navratilova
Or even Hana Mandlikova
Who would need a chastity belt?
You wouldn't even get felt

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 21 Jun 2017, 9:21 am

Good thing that wasn't about Navratilova
Or even Hana Mandlikova
Who would need a chastity belt?
You wouldn't even get felt
As it's girls that their legs are over

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Wed 21 Jun 2017, 10:46 am

clap
We've already lost control
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 21 Jun 2017, 11:34 am

We've already lost control
Of the Mexican border patrol

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 21 Jun 2017, 11:51 am

We've already lost control
Of the Mexican border patrol
Quick! Knock up a wall!

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Wed 21 Jun 2017, 11:51 am

We've already lost control
Of the Mexican border patrol
Quick! Knock up a wall!
And make it extra tall!
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 21 Jun 2017, 12:20 pm

We've already lost control
Of the Mexican border patrol
Quick! Knock up a wall!
And make it extra tall!
To keep out an Orange man without a soul

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Fri 23 Jun 2017, 9:40 am

The glacier was moving so slowly
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Post by Galted on Fri 23 Jun 2017, 10:07 am

The glacier was moving so slowly
like the Culture thread without Rowley*



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Post by The Loaded Dog on Fri 23 Jun 2017, 10:24 am

The glacier was moving so slowly
like the Culture thread without Rowley*
He's off boring all now on twitter
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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 23 Jun 2017, 12:43 pm

The glacier was moving so slowly
like the Culture thread without Rowley*
He's off boring all now on twitter
On cocktails, not Bitter.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 23 Jun 2017, 9:35 pm

The glacier was moving so slowly
like the Culture thread without Rowley*
He's off boring all now on twitter
On cocktails, not Bitter.
His cheeks are looking quite jowly.

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Sat 24 Jun 2017, 10:17 am

Laugh
His goatee is out of proportion with those jowls
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 24 Jun 2017, 10:29 am

His goatee is out of proportion with those jowls
when he's in his bath, bumming owls

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Sat 24 Jun 2017, 10:57 am

His goatee is out of proportion with those jowls
when he's in his bath, bumming owls
The Radox is such an effective lubricant
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Post by ShahenshahG on Sat 24 Jun 2017, 12:00 pm

His goatee is out of proportion with those jowls
when he's in his bath, bumming owls
The Radox is such an effective lubricant
for the Right honourable Michael Fabricant

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Post by FreekShow on Sat 24 Jun 2017, 12:09 pm

His goatee is out of proportion with those jowls
when he's in his bath, bumming owls
The Radox is such an effective lubricant
for the Right honourable Michael Fabricant
What a clusterf*ck of consonant and vowels!

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 26 Jun 2017, 7:24 am

Nice cameo from freekshow, right there.

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon 26 Jun 2017, 9:29 am

Nice cameo from freekshow, right there
Has somebody electrocuted your hair?
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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 26 Jun 2017, 2:03 pm

Nice cameo from freekshow, right there
Has somebody electrocuted your hair?
No, it's the style of the day.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 26 Jun 2017, 5:21 pm

Nice cameo from freekshow, right there
Has somebody electrocuted your hair?
No, it's the style of the day.
While the sun shines, make hay

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Post by ShahenshahG on Mon 26 Jun 2017, 5:57 pm

Nice cameo from freekshow, right there
Has somebody electrocuted your hair?
No, it's the style of the day.
While the sun shines, make hay
Though perhaps I sat on the wrong chair

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