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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:44 pm

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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

I see someone has got Trussy's goat
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Send L.J with a rod and kebab
And Gazza with some sherbet dib-dab
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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 28 Feb 2017, 2:30 pm

I see Ranieri is like Rowley or Rowley
Quite overweight and a little bit jowly?
And absent from here
We won't shed a tear

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Post by ShahenshahG on Tue 28 Feb 2017, 3:25 pm

I see Ranieri is like Rowley or Rowley
Quite overweight and a little bit jowly?
And absent from here
We won't shed a tear
said Julius while cursing so foully

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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by rick_dagless on Thu 02 Mar 2017, 8:27 am

Tino is back from the dead.

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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 02 Mar 2017, 10:45 am

Tino is back from the dead.
He's totally f*cking with my head

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Post by Tattie Scones RRN on Thu 02 Mar 2017, 11:15 am

I see Ranieri is like Rowley or Rowley
Quite overweight and a little bit jowly?
And absent from here
Just like Tino's career

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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Galted on Thu 02 Mar 2017, 11:43 am

Tino is back from the dead.
He's totally f*cking with my head
Like Tattie's last post
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 02 Mar 2017, 11:52 am

Tino is back from the dead.
He's totally f*cking with my head
Like Tattie's last post
Should be one line at most

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Post by Galted on Thu 02 Mar 2017, 11:59 am

Tino is back from the dead.
He's totally f*cking with my head
Like Tattie's last post
Should be one line at most
But the c*nt gave us four lines instead
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Post by Tattie Scones RRN on Thu 02 Mar 2017, 12:22 pm

Apologies chaps, I'm ashamed

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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Galted on Thu 02 Mar 2017, 12:32 pm

Apologies chaps, I'm ashamed
You're new so you shouldn't be blamed
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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 02 Mar 2017, 12:50 pm

Apologies chaps, I'm ashamed
You're new so you shouldn't be blamed
But don't screw up again

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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by rick_dagless on Thu 02 Mar 2017, 1:12 pm

I see Ranieri is like Rowley or Rowley
Quite overweight and a little bit jowly?
And absent from here
Just like Tino's career
Because next time you will be shamed.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Thu 02 Mar 2017, 3:45 pm

Rick surely has no excuse

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 02 Mar 2017, 4:26 pm

Rick surely has no excuse
He deserves a volley of abuse

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Post by Tattie Scones RRN on Thu 02 Mar 2017, 4:39 pm

Rick surely has no excuse
He deserves a volley of abuse
For the rest of his life

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 02 Mar 2017, 5:19 pm

Rick surely has no excuse
He deserves a volley of abuse
For the rest of his life
(I sh@gged his wife)

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Post by ShahenshahG on Thu 02 Mar 2017, 7:08 pm

Rick surely has no excuse
He deserves a volley of abuse
For the rest of his life
(I sh@gged his wife)
and left her glad that Rick had recused

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 03 Mar 2017, 7:18 am

You notches can't take a joke.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Fri 03 Mar 2017, 7:33 am

You notches can't take a joke
said the northern pig in a poke

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 03 Mar 2017, 7:56 am

You notches can't take a joke
said the northern pig in a poke
You southern quinoa eating turd

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Post by ShahenshahG on Fri 03 Mar 2017, 8:00 am

You notches can't take a joke
said the northern pig in a poke
You southern quinoa eating turd
your wife, to Julius, purred.

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 03 Mar 2017, 8:07 am

You notches can't take a joke
said the northern pig in a poke
You southern quinoa eating turd
your wife, to Julius, purred.
With the exertion I hope he don't croak.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 03 Mar 2017, 8:20 am

I'm not 'insert dead person'

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Post by ShahenshahG on Fri 03 Mar 2017, 8:23 am

I'm not 'insert dead person'
but Sean has him in his person.

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Post by Galted on Fri 03 Mar 2017, 9:03 am

I'm not 'insert dead person'
but Sean has him in his person.
This line also ends in "person"
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Post by ShahenshahG on Fri 03 Mar 2017, 9:05 am

I'm not 'insert dead person'
but Sean has him in his person.
This line also ends in "person"
This is because of that "Tattie" person

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 03 Mar 2017, 9:27 am

I'm not 'insert dead person'
but Sean has him in his person.
This line also ends in "person"
This is because of that "Tattie" person
I am going to finish this rhyme with person

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 03 Mar 2017, 9:34 am

I am also very personable

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Post by Galted on Fri 03 Mar 2017, 10:09 am

I am also very personable
This thread's getting worsenable
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 03 Mar 2017, 10:15 am

I am also very personable
This thread's getting worsenable
We're making up words

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Post by Galted on Fri 03 Mar 2017, 10:37 am

I am also very personable
This thread's getting worsenable
We're making up words
Like Sean makes up birds
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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 03 Mar 2017, 10:51 am

I am also very personable
This thread's getting worsenable
We're making up words
Like Sean makes up birds
And we know all his are gas permeable.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Fri 03 Mar 2017, 10:52 am

I am also very personable
This thread's getting worsenable
We're making up words
Like Sean makes up birds
Which makes us grammaticalationally reprehensible

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 03 Mar 2017, 11:03 am

Shah "Tattied" that right up.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 14 Mar 2017, 10:56 am

Shah "Tattied" that right up.
I'll add the ubiquitous rhyme of cup

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 14 Mar 2017, 11:06 am

Shah "Tattied" that right up.
I'll add the ubiquitous rhyme of cup
As good as anything I suppose

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 14 Mar 2017, 11:11 am

Shah "Tattied" that right up.
I'll add the ubiquitous rhyme of cup
As good as anything I suppose
Well, what do you propose?

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 14 Mar 2017, 12:27 pm

Shah "Tattied" that right up.
I'll add the ubiquitous rhyme of cup
As good as anything I suppose
Well, what do you propose?
Maybe leave it to an upcoming young pup

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 30 Mar 2017, 3:57 pm

So they've triggered Article 50

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Post by Tattie Scones RRN on Thu 30 Mar 2017, 5:16 pm

So they've triggered Article 50
To some, that seems rather nifty

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Post by ShahenshahG on Thu 30 Mar 2017, 5:19 pm

So they've triggered Article 50
To some, that seems rather nifty
but they haven't a clue

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Post by Galted on Thu 30 Mar 2017, 5:46 pm

So they've triggered Article 50
To some, that seems rather nifty
but they haven't a clue
how to crap down a flue
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Post by ShahenshahG on Thu 30 Mar 2017, 6:08 pm

So they've triggered Article 50
To some, that seems rather nifty
but they haven't a clue
how to crap down a flue
aren't northerners meant to be thrifty?

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Post by Tattie Scones RRN on Fri 31 Mar 2017, 10:25 am

Il y avait une jeune femme de Leeds

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 03 Apr 2017, 7:27 am

Il y avait une jeune femme de Leeds
Who was not fussy with whom she breeds

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 03 Apr 2017, 8:34 am

Il y avait une jeune femme de Leeds
Who was not fussy with whom she breeds
She'll even sh@g Tattie

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 03 Apr 2017, 9:50 am

Il y avait une jeune femme de Leeds
Who was not fussy with whom she breeds
She'll even sh@g Tattie
Or toppy, the fattie

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Post by Galted on Mon 03 Apr 2017, 11:44 am

Il y avait une jeune femme de Leeds
Who was not fussy with whom she breeds
She'll even sh@g Tattie
Or toppy, the fattie
So why won't she f*cking sh@g me?
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 03 Apr 2017, 1:32 pm

I would have thought that was fairly obvious

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Post by nadeem2099 on Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:18 am

I would have thought that was fairly obvious
Like The Matrix, you are Morpheus
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