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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:44 pm

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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Kenny on Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:40 pm
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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

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I see someone has got Trussy's goat
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Send L.J with a rod and kebab
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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by rick_dagless on Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:34 am

I would have thought that was fairly obvious
Like The Matrix, you are Morpheus
This thread has risen like Neo

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Post by nadeem2099 on Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:51 am

I would have thought that was fairly obvious
Like The Matrix, you are Morpheus
This thread has risen like Neo
And quicker than that Arsenal Player Theo
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Post by ShahenshahG on Wed 26 Apr 2017, 12:12 pm

I would have thought that was fairly obvious
Like The Matrix, you are Morpheus
This thread has risen like Neo
And quicker than that Arsenal Player Theo
An I an I wonda wat it has in store fi us

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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon 15 May 2017, 10:58 am

I awoke barely able to move,
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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by rick_dagless on Mon 15 May 2017, 11:56 am

I awoke barely able to move,
Because last night, I was right in the groove

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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 15 May 2017, 12:03 pm

I awoke barely able to move,
Because last night, I was right in the groove
I was down, getting jiggy

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon 15 May 2017, 12:14 pm

I awoke barely able to move,
Because last night, I was right in the groove
I was down, getting jiggy
with the grand-niece of Twiggy
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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Galted on Mon 15 May 2017, 1:23 pm

I awoke barely able to move,
Because last night, I was right in the groove
I was down, getting jiggy
with the grand-niece of Twiggy
And I knobbed her in front of the Louvre
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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 15 May 2017, 1:57 pm

Galted wrote:I awoke barely able to move,
Because last night, I was right in the groove
I was down, getting jiggy
with the grand-niece of Twiggy
And I knobbed her in front of the Louvre

Laugh clap

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 15 May 2017, 2:51 pm

It was treated as performance art.

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Post by Galted on Mon 15 May 2017, 5:13 pm

It was treated as performance art
like a ripe Tracey Emin c*nt fart
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Post by The Loaded Dog on Tue 16 May 2017, 8:14 am

It was treated as performance art
like a ripe Tracey Emin c*nt fart
Or like Grace Jones' cameltoe
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 17 May 2017, 3:03 pm

It was treated as performance art
like a ripe Tracey Emin c*nt fart
Or like Grace Jones' cameltoe
Or eyes like Willem Defoe

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Post by Galted on Wed 17 May 2017, 3:09 pm

It was treated as performance art
like a ripe Tracey Emin c*nt fart
Or like Grace Jones' cameltoe
Or eyes like Willem Defoe
And a handjob from Rene Descartes
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 17 May 2017, 3:14 pm

The most avant garde orgy ever

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Post by Galted on Wed 17 May 2017, 3:32 pm

The most avant garde orgy ever
Took place on the banks of the Neva
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 17 May 2017, 3:41 pm

The most avant garde orgy ever
Took place on the banks of the Neva
There were twelve Jackson Pollacks

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Post by Galted on Wed 17 May 2017, 7:45 pm

The most avant garde orgy ever
Took place on the banks of the Neva
There were twelve Jackson Pollacks
teabagging Jane Horrocks
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Post by The Loaded Dog on Wed 17 May 2017, 10:42 pm

The most avant garde orgy ever
Took place on the banks of the Neva
There were twelve Jackson Pollacks
teabagging Jane Horrocks
All directed by Otto Preminger
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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 18 May 2017, 3:14 pm

I'm listening to a song by David Essex

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Post by nadeem2099 on Fri 19 May 2017, 7:13 pm

I'm listening to a song by David Essex
Is it a song about dodgy genetics
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 19 May 2017, 7:56 pm

I'm listening to a song by David Essex
Is it a song about dodgy genetics
He'll make you a star

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Post by Galted on Fri 19 May 2017, 8:33 pm

I'm listening to a song by David Essex
Is it a song about dodgy genetics
He'll make you a star
out of snot in a jar
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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 22 May 2017, 7:43 am

I'm listening to a song by David Essex
Is it a song about dodgy genetics
He'll make you a star
out of snot in a jar
You can read about it in Dianetics

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Tue 23 May 2017, 10:10 am

The Shed now had an eerie light
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 24 May 2017, 8:59 am

The Shed now had an eerie light
Especially with the moon shining bright

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 24 May 2017, 10:54 am

The Shed now had an eerie light
Especially with the moon shining bright
The ethereal glow

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Wed 24 May 2017, 11:23 am

The Shed now had an eerie light
Especially with the moon shining bright
The ethereal glow
From a radioactive hoe
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 24 May 2017, 11:52 am

The Shed now had an eerie light
Especially with the moon shining bright
The ethereal glow
From a radioactive hoe
Made Lenny Henry look white.

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Wed 24 May 2017, 12:11 pm

We live in a world of great danger,
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 24 May 2017, 12:12 pm

We live in a world of great danger,
Under threat from every stranger

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Wed 24 May 2017, 12:15 pm

We live in a world of great danger,
Under threat from every stranger
But in a back street in Bethlehem
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 24 May 2017, 2:43 pm

We live in a world of great danger,
Under threat from every stranger
But in a back street in Bethlehem
Was a prelude to world mayhem

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Post by Galted on Wed 24 May 2017, 2:59 pm

We live in a world of great danger,
Under threat from every stranger
But in a back street in Bethlehem
Was a prelude to world mayhem
The Jihadist Hermione Granger
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 24 May 2017, 3:55 pm

It won't be long until thread split!

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Wed 24 May 2017, 9:57 pm

It won't be long until thread split!
Exclaimed the hairless, toothless git
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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 25 May 2017, 7:16 am

It won't be long until thread split!
Exclaimed the hairless, toothless git
The next rhyme will be the one

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 25 May 2017, 7:41 am

It won't be long until thread split!
Exclaimed the hairless, toothless git
The next rhyme will be the one
Where all's lost and won

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 25 May 2017, 8:49 am

It won't be long until thread split!
Exclaimed the hairless, toothless git
The next rhyme will be the one
Where all's lost and won
Bet sean grabs it, the tit.

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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 25 May 2017, 8:53 am

Right then, here goes, it's line three

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 25 May 2017, 8:54 am

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity

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