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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Jan 22, 2015 8:44 pm

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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Kenny on Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:40 pm
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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

I see someone has got Trussy's goat
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Send L.J with a rod and kebab
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed Apr 26, 2017 7:34 am

I would have thought that was fairly obvious
Like The Matrix, you are Morpheus
This thread has risen like Neo

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Post by nadeem2099 on Wed Apr 26, 2017 7:51 am

I would have thought that was fairly obvious
Like The Matrix, you are Morpheus
This thread has risen like Neo
And quicker than that Arsenal Player Theo
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Post by ShahenshahG on Wed Apr 26, 2017 8:12 am

I would have thought that was fairly obvious
Like The Matrix, you are Morpheus
This thread has risen like Neo
And quicker than that Arsenal Player Theo
An I an I wonda wat it has in store fi us

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon May 15, 2017 6:58 am

I awoke barely able to move,

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon May 15, 2017 7:56 am

I awoke barely able to move,
Because last night, I was right in the groove

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon May 15, 2017 8:03 am

I awoke barely able to move,
Because last night, I was right in the groove
I was down, getting jiggy

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon May 15, 2017 8:14 am

I awoke barely able to move,
Because last night, I was right in the groove
I was down, getting jiggy
with the grand-niece of Twiggy

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Post by Galted on Mon May 15, 2017 9:23 am

I awoke barely able to move,
Because last night, I was right in the groove
I was down, getting jiggy
with the grand-niece of Twiggy
And I knobbed her in front of the Louvre
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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon May 15, 2017 9:57 am

Galted wrote:I awoke barely able to move,
Because last night, I was right in the groove
I was down, getting jiggy
with the grand-niece of Twiggy
And I knobbed her in front of the Louvre

Laugh clap

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon May 15, 2017 10:51 am

It was treated as performance art.

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Post by Galted on Mon May 15, 2017 1:13 pm

It was treated as performance art
like a ripe Tracey Emin c*nt fart
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Post by Pal Joey on Tue May 16, 2017 4:14 am

It was treated as performance art
like a ripe Tracey Emin c*nt fart
Or like Grace Jones' cameltoe

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed May 17, 2017 11:03 am

It was treated as performance art
like a ripe Tracey Emin c*nt fart
Or like Grace Jones' cameltoe
Or eyes like Willem Defoe

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Post by Galted on Wed May 17, 2017 11:09 am

It was treated as performance art
like a ripe Tracey Emin c*nt fart
Or like Grace Jones' cameltoe
Or eyes like Willem Defoe
And a handjob from Rene Descartes
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed May 17, 2017 11:14 am

The most avant garde orgy ever

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Post by Galted on Wed May 17, 2017 11:32 am

The most avant garde orgy ever
Took place on the banks of the Neva
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed May 17, 2017 11:41 am

The most avant garde orgy ever
Took place on the banks of the Neva
There were twelve Jackson Pollacks

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Post by Galted on Wed May 17, 2017 3:45 pm

The most avant garde orgy ever
Took place on the banks of the Neva
There were twelve Jackson Pollacks
teabagging Jane Horrocks
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Post by Pal Joey on Wed May 17, 2017 6:42 pm

The most avant garde orgy ever
Took place on the banks of the Neva
There were twelve Jackson Pollacks
teabagging Jane Horrocks
All directed by Otto Preminger

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu May 18, 2017 11:14 am

I'm listening to a song by David Essex

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Post by nadeem2099 on Fri May 19, 2017 3:13 pm

I'm listening to a song by David Essex
Is it a song about dodgy genetics
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri May 19, 2017 3:56 pm

I'm listening to a song by David Essex
Is it a song about dodgy genetics
He'll make you a star

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Post by Galted on Fri May 19, 2017 4:33 pm

I'm listening to a song by David Essex
Is it a song about dodgy genetics
He'll make you a star
out of snot in a jar
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Post by rick_dagless on Mon May 22, 2017 3:43 am

I'm listening to a song by David Essex
Is it a song about dodgy genetics
He'll make you a star
out of snot in a jar
You can read about it in Dianetics

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue May 23, 2017 6:10 am

The Shed now had an eerie light

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed May 24, 2017 4:59 am

The Shed now had an eerie light
Especially with the moon shining bright

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed May 24, 2017 6:54 am

The Shed now had an eerie light
Especially with the moon shining bright
The ethereal glow

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed May 24, 2017 7:23 am

The Shed now had an eerie light
Especially with the moon shining bright
The ethereal glow
From a radioactive hoe

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed May 24, 2017 7:52 am

The Shed now had an eerie light
Especially with the moon shining bright
The ethereal glow
From a radioactive hoe
Made Lenny Henry look white.

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed May 24, 2017 8:11 am

We live in a world of great danger,

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed May 24, 2017 8:12 am

We live in a world of great danger,
Under threat from every stranger

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed May 24, 2017 8:15 am

We live in a world of great danger,
Under threat from every stranger
But in a back street in Bethlehem

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed May 24, 2017 10:43 am

We live in a world of great danger,
Under threat from every stranger
But in a back street in Bethlehem
Was a prelude to world mayhem

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Post by Galted on Wed May 24, 2017 10:59 am

We live in a world of great danger,
Under threat from every stranger
But in a back street in Bethlehem
Was a prelude to world mayhem
The Jihadist Hermione Granger
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed May 24, 2017 11:55 am

It won't be long until thread split!

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed May 24, 2017 5:57 pm

It won't be long until thread split!
Exclaimed the hairless, toothless git

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu May 25, 2017 3:16 am

It won't be long until thread split!
Exclaimed the hairless, toothless git
The next rhyme will be the one

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu May 25, 2017 3:41 am

It won't be long until thread split!
Exclaimed the hairless, toothless git
The next rhyme will be the one
Where all's lost and won

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu May 25, 2017 4:49 am

It won't be long until thread split!
Exclaimed the hairless, toothless git
The next rhyme will be the one
Where all's lost and won
Bet sean grabs it, the tit.

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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu May 25, 2017 4:53 am

Right then, here goes, it's line three

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu May 25, 2017 4:54 am

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity

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