What are the best sporting quotes from a football manager you have ever seen?

This is a piece I did today. It is a preview for the Herts Charity Shield final between Hertford Town and London Colney (Huge event I know).

This is what the LC manager said: “They are well known for diving and cheating, with their players writhing in agony,” said Thompson. “They are renowned for their indiscipline, they are a dirty team and every manager in the league knows it.”
http://www.hertsad.co.uk/sport/football/preview_herts_charity_shield_final_1_3968883

I had hit the jackpot there!
Usually I get such banal drivel with cliche after cliche so to get this was a hurricane of fresh air.

What are the best quotes you have seen from a manager in the sport?

Not a quote as much as the definitive rant in sports

" The Bears are what we thought they were.
Th-they're what we thought they were. We
played them in preseason. I mean, who the
hell takes the third game of the preseason
like it's cowpat? cowpat! We played them in
the third game, everybody played three
quarters... the Bears are who we thought they
were! That’s why we took the damn field!
Now, *hits microphone* if you want to crown
them, then crown their ass! But, they are who
we thought they were, and we let them off
the hook!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWmQbk5h86w