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Does it include that one with the birds, I forget what it is called.
Rowley wrote:Got about 15 films for less than 40 quid so thought if I only like half of them it represents decent value. Unfortunately N by NW is not one of them, which is a pity as I have seen that and enjoyed it
Does it include that one with the birds, I forget what it is called.
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I fingered Angelina Jolie during her brief, but hugely satisfying, work experience at Halton Lea library.
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Former England cricketer Alan Mullally has a substantial hampton.
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Pippa Middleton used to work in a chip shop in Batley. She once let me tease her lady area with a Savaloy.....apparently they'd run out of batter for the fish so I was doing the Community a service
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seanmichaels wrote:Former England cricketer Alan Mullally has a substantial hampton.
Have you smoked it?
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Do you quantify "substantial" as just being able to fit it in your mouth or your bottom, Sean?seanmichaels wrote:Former England cricketer Alan Mullally has a substantial hampton.
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Union Cane wrote:seanmichaels wrote:Former England cricketer Alan Mullally has a substantial hampton.
Have you smoked it?
No. I've never chewed hampton.
I was in a 6 aside tournament which he was involved in. Communal showers.
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seanmichaels wrote:Communal showers. Where we all ran around naked whipping each others bare bottoms with rolled up towels.
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Giant Oboe, Showering Publicly, Ex Leicestershire.
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Van Morrison got my mate sacked once.
He was playing at a really rubbish venue in Newport (or just a really rubbish town). My mate went to the toilet and stood next to VM at the urinal. He asked him why he was playing such a rubbish venue.
Turned out that the owner was a log time friend of VM who snitched on my mate and he got his marching orders.
No bright side of the road for my mate.
He was playing at a really rubbish venue in Newport (or just a really rubbish town). My mate went to the toilet and stood next to VM at the urinal. He asked him why he was playing such a rubbish venue.
Turned out that the owner was a log time friend of VM who snitched on my mate and he got his marching orders.
No bright side of the road for my mate.
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Sean has thoseAdam D wrote:Van Morrison got my mate sacked once.
He was playing at a really rubbish venue in Newport (or just a really rubbish town). My mate went to the toilet and stood next to VM at the urinal. He asked him why he was playing such a rubbish venue.
Turned out that the owner was a log time friend of VM who snitched on my mate and he got his marching orders.
No bright side of the road for my mate.
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that typo was quite apt bearing in mind it took place in the toiletsDAVE667 wrote:Sean has thoseAdam D wrote:Van Morrison got my mate sacked once.
He was playing at a really rubbish venue in Newport (or just a really rubbish town). My mate went to the toilet and stood next to VM at the urinal. He asked him why he was playing such a rubbish venue.
Turned out that the owner was a log time friend of VM who snitched on my mate and he got his marching orders.
No bright side of the road for my mate.
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Could only have been improved if you'd typed, "My mate went to the toilet and stooled next to VM at the urinal"Adam D wrote:that typo was quite apt bearing in mind it took place in the toiletsDAVE667 wrote:Sean has thoseAdam D wrote:Van Morrison got my mate sacked once.
He was playing at a really rubbish venue in Newport (or just a really rubbish town). My mate went to the toilet and stood next to VM at the urinal. He asked him why he was playing such a rubbish venue.
Turned out that the owner was a log time friend of VM who snitched on my mate and he got his marching orders.
No bright side of the road for my mate.
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If anyone wants to know... the OneDirection concert was infinitely better than the Michael Bublè one.
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Union Cane wrote:Galted wrote:My excellent music anecdote was rudely ignored.
Which one was that?
The one which I posted on Friday, 27 March at 20:08.
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Watching University Challenge tonight Galted? If Paxman does not play fair and give me popular music as the music round tonight I may have to set Dave on him.
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DAVE667 wrote:I would have commented on it's excellence but it was about someone laughing at metalheads so f*ck Galted and his stupid storiesUnion Cane wrote:Galted wrote:My excellent music anecdote was rudely ignored.
Which one was that?
I find it quite curious that you think he's a bona fide metalhead, David. Surely being crestfallen should revoke any metalhead status he may have once held. If he'd been confused, or unhinged, or had his head stuck in a door then fair enough, but to call my story stupid on the assumption that he's a metalhead is quite hurtful. Not just to me but to other wearers of rugged yet stylish clothing (including footwear) who look phucking nothing like Ray Mears.
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Rowley wrote:Watching University Challenge tonight Galted? If Paxman does not play fair and give me popular music as the music round tonight I may have to set Dave on him.
Too right, Jeff. Hoping for more cricket and wildlife related questions so that I can annoy Galtova. Have taken to answering art-related questions with "Caravaggio" instead of "Matisse". Maybe tonight's the night.
You ready to humiliate TSMR? I heard a rumour that tonight's episode concentrates on black heavyweights between the wars.
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She is at the gym Galted, but it's on record, if, as you say, there is indeed a focus on early black heavyweights I'll watch it again when she comes home, I'll take her to the f'ing cleaners.
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Staggeringly successful episode, I don't think I would've been out of place on one of the teams apart from looking like one of their dads. Got all the questions on whales and on S African languages, at least 3 literature ones and a few others. Lost count as Galtova claimed that it was a repeat and I'd seen it before but 11-3 would be a ball-park score. And all the contestants were men. Having a c0ck rules.
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You annihilated me mate, about seven or eight, and a seven or eight which is almost certainly nearer five or six if I'm being completely honest with myself.
Gonville vs Magdelen in the final I think.
Gonville vs Magdelen in the final I think.
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Fist, morning all...
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Morning rick. You are indeed the fistest of us all.
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Feels pretty sweet Jules...
Morning Jules/Tino.
Are we both well? Survived the brisk winds?
Morning Jules/Tino.
Are we both well? Survived the brisk winds?
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rick_dagless wrote:Feels pretty sweet Jules...
Morning Jules/Tino.
Are we both well? Survived the brisk winds?
I'm good thanks, although my whole body is still sore. I tried to get my usual 45 minutes sleep on the way in but kept waking up every time I moved onto a painful bit.
How are you?
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Fair to middling mate, looking forward to a long weekend however, ennui is firmly in.
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Bloody wind is a nightmare for my barnet. Unravels the comb over.
Boxing boards slow. Radio reporting Ward has agreed to fight Froch in UK.
Boxing boards slow. Radio reporting Ward has agreed to fight Froch in UK.
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rick_dagless wrote:Fair to middling mate, looking forward to a long weekend however, ennui is firmly in.
Mrs Windows is going to Spain on Thursday with her bessie mate for the long weekend. Leaving me with all the kids for 4 days straight. I'm thinking McDonalds, KFC, Burger King and fish and chips. That should cover dinners.
Morning Raf, any concerts planned? Taylor Swift? Bruno Mars? Girls Aloud?
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Morning Gents. Dud day, rugby injury still sore, weak tea and no donuts this morning. I'm going to punch someones lights out soon.
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Hunger is a weakness but weak tea is unacceptable
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Morning Tiña. Don't think so, no. One of the OneDirection members were missing, the Muslim one. Not sure if it's like John Lennon leaving the Beatles, or Stuart Sutcliffe.
Would do nasty things to Taylor Swift though. Sexually, not in the Kanye West way
Would do nasty things to Taylor Swift though. Sexually, not in the Kanye West way
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Would do nasty things to Taylor Swift though. Sexually
Would you really want to go there after Sean though?
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:kingraf wrote:
Would do nasty things to Taylor Swift though. Sexually
Would you really want to go there after Sean though?
Aye you might get there at a bad time and end up getting a speeding ticket as your car falls through his arse.
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Sean would probably be in bed with a Taylor, alright. But I doubt I'd know him.
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Wouldn't do Swift. She'd probably bore me with some women's rights sh!t or something like that.
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Gone Off Swift, Preferences Exclude Lesbians
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Dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs.
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Gentlemen Only, Sean Prefers Entry, Ladies.
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seanmichaels wrote:Dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs.
Wrong site, mate.
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Union Cane wrote:seanmichaels wrote:Dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs.
Wrong site, mate.
Right wrong site Union, read between the lines. He's accidentlyonpurpose put it in to start rumours that he's not gay.
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I wouldn't do Taylor Swift. I'd do her slow.
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Does Swift swallow?
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Apologies in advance to the MODS but Sean is clearly the biggest f*cking c*nt this site has ever encountered (and I'll go so far as to include myself on that list) Never in all my days have I read such a monumentally stupid f*cking thing and I'll point out that I was here when Ralphy was in full flow.seanmichaels wrote:Dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs.
I will occasionally call for a poster to be banned based on their previous stupidity and their habit of ruining the forum with their nationalistic nonsense or generally just being a tw*t but I'm going one further and asking that Sean be treated like a member of the old Soviet Polit bureau and removed from history entirely.
I will NOT stand for comments like the one he's just made above
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Union Cane wrote:Does Swift swallow?
What a good place to be, don't believe it.
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DAVE667 wrote:Apologies in advance to the MODS but Sean is clearly the biggest f*cking c*nt this site has ever encountered (and I'll go so far as to include myself on that list) Never in all my days have I read such a monumentally stupid f*cking thing and I'll point out that I was here when Ralphy was in full flow.seanmichaels wrote:Dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs.
I will occasionally call for a poster to be banned based on their previous stupidity and their habit of ruining the forum with their nationalistic nonsense or generally just being a tw*t but I'm going one further and asking that Sean be treated like a member of the old Soviet Polit bureau and removed from history entirely.
I will NOT stand for comments like the one he's just made above
You not seen the office Dave?
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And , you don't punish anyone, Dutch or otherwise, for having big boobs.
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FFS it's one of those "in" gags, is it? The fact it's Gervais related is even worse...c*nt
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No, they must be punished.
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