TNA I want a divorce!

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TNA I want a divorce!

Post by talkingpoint on Thu 08 Oct 2015, 2:59 pm

Dear TNA,

We've been through a lot together. There's been many ups and downs, but I've always stayed loyal. It's been hard at times, but I believed in us. I thought we'd always pull through. However, this relationship has become so abusive. I'm tired of it. Tired of you taking me for granted. Tired of your false promises. Tired of your excuses. Tired of having my heart broken. And I can't just sit here and watch you hurt yourself either. You need help! I used to think I was the one to help you; to change you. But now I know I was wrong. You haven't changed; in fact you're only getting worse. I can't take it anymore. Though it pains me to say this: I want a divorce. I hope someday you can overcome these inner demons and be free. You owe it to yourself.

Yours truly,

Talkingpoint


Dear WWE,

I forgive you for what you did to WCW and for erasing Hogan from the annuls of WWE. I forgive you for burying Sting at his first WrestleMania. Can you forgive me? I don't expect anything, I know I have no right to wish or even dream for there to be an "us". But, can we still be friends? Let's just take things slowly. What do you say? Just one day at a time. I want you to know for what it's worth, I never stopped thinking about you.

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Re: TNA I want a divorce!

Post by Prometheus on Thu 08 Oct 2015, 3:16 pm

WWE: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so horny. Me love you long time.
TP: What'll we get for ten dollars?
WWE: Every t'ing you want.
TP: Everything?
WWE: Every t'ing.
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Post by Dr Gregory House MD on Thu 08 Oct 2015, 3:23 pm

Prometheus wrote:WWE: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so horny. Me love you long time.
TP: What'll we get for ten dollars?
WWE: Every t'ing you want.
TP: Everything?
WWE: Every t'ing.

Well I'm aroused

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Re: TNA I want a divorce!

Post by Marky on Thu 08 Oct 2015, 3:47 pm

This is like that episode of the Simpsons where Milhouse's parents get divorced.

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Post by dyrewolfe on Thu 08 Oct 2015, 5:18 pm

Marky wrote:This is like that episode of the Simpsons where Milhouse's parents get divorced.

Laugh

Thats a bit harsh - comparing TP to Milhouse! (deliberate misunderstanding) Run


I think, if anything, this is more like one of those episodes of Jerry Springer.

Do we have any big burly dudes on the forum to pull them apart when they start fighting? boxing
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Post by Samo on Thu 08 Oct 2015, 7:38 pm

Marky wrote:This is like that episode of the Simpsons where Milhouse's parents get divorced.

Can Dixie borrow a feeling? And 4 more male wrestlers to make up the brackets?

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Re: TNA I want a divorce!

Post by nadeem2099 on Fri 09 Oct 2015, 12:08 pm

Looks like TP has been doing a bit of of cheating me thinks. Who's your bit on the side? Is it LU? Or have you been on the downlow with ROH chin
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