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Post by President Trump on Tue 10 Nov 2015, 10:23 am

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I watch two films over the last few days

Seventh Son: Absolute tosh, it felt like a bad D&D film from SyFy

The Wedding Ringer: It was a fun movie, predictable but fun, "Who the hell are these guys, it's like the Goonies grew up and became r@pists" Laugh

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 01 May 2018, 7:27 am

Watched Avenger Infinity War

Tino memorial rating : 9.52464- quality viewing

GSoE: 9/10 - Didn't do much wrong, fantastic telling of the comic story

HH scale of accurate titling: 7/10 - Had the Avengers fighting a war but didn't go on for an infinite amount of time.

Michaels Scale of t*ts OR war: 5/10 - Loads of war, no tatties.
Rowley Scale of Northern Thriftiness: 2/10 - At the Imax so f***ing expensive
TSRRN-Q: "Why is Gamora!"

What I learned - Thanos kind of has a point to be honest...

Overall 9/10 really looking forward to the next instalment


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Post by Galted on Tue 01 May 2018, 9:02 am

Superb review, more than makes up for your absence.
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Post by Scott is Back on Tue 01 May 2018, 2:22 pm

Not sure on the policy of double-reviews, but f*ck it....

Avengers - Infinity War

Tino memorial rating : 9.52465- some prime visual sexyness for the eyes!

GSoE: 9/10 - Not sure if this was true to the comics, but im an adult and only read jazz-mags, but it was certainly a great watch.

HH scale of accurate titling: 10/10 - Costumed Avengers fighting in a war, which.  if the time stone is used correctly, could be infinite? or could be finite?

Michael's Scale of Tits & War - No tits that i could see, but war was here in abundance! Plentiful amounts of war...surplus war!

Rowley Scale of Northern Thriftiness: 5/10 - work benefits offered a large discount for tickets, which was then spunked on Maltesers and a Tango Ice Blast!

TSRRN-Q: Drax - "Why is Gamora!" - arguably the funniest moment, apart from Bruce Banners struggles!


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Post by Galted on Tue 01 May 2018, 5:22 pm

Superb review, Scott. It's like a high-jump competition, just when you think that Dagless has the gold you pull a review out of nothing and raise the bar ever so slightly.
What does Dagless do now? Does he go for a triple-review or risk a new one?
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Post by superflyweight on Wed 02 May 2018, 12:26 pm

Rick is going to have the up his use of filthy words if he's going to beat Scott's review.

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 02 May 2018, 12:53 pm

C**ts

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Post by Scott is Back on Tue 08 May 2018, 12:28 pm

rick_dagless wrote:C**ts

Its a strong start....

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Post by Scott is Back on Wed 09 May 2018, 1:31 pm

Right - im coming to some of the lesser known Marvel films a little late....after watching Avengers: Infinity War, i thought i better catch up on Benedict Cumber-strange

Dr Strange

Tino memorial rating : 8.2458426 - not as fun as some previous Marvel movies, bit dark/moody,enjoyable, but not as bright and sparkly as Avengers, find it hard to look Benedict CucumberPatch in the face due to the massive gap between the eyes, looks like Sid the Sloth, from Ice Age fame! Also found Gail Porter a strange choice for the main-female-tutor-lead.

GSoE: 8/10 - Visually, it was a good watch, lots of crash, bang, Wallops (what a video!),

HH scale of accurate titling: 10/10 - Dr Strange - he is a Dr, and his surname is Strange....he is also Strange. Pretty bang on!

Michaels Scale of Tits & War - 2/10 - No tits - occasional Benedict Cumbernipples on show, but no breasticles!

Rowley Scale of Northern Thriftiness: 4/10 - Sky Cinema - a slave to the multinational conglomerate, See you in hell Murdoch!

TSRRN-Q: "Mr Strange!" - "No its Dr" - "Ok....Mr Dr..." (funnier than it reads, so f*ck you!)


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Post by Galted on Wed 09 May 2018, 2:51 pm

Some superb wordplay there, and an excellent quote. However will Dagless counter that?
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Post by superflyweight on Thu 10 May 2018, 1:36 pm

Just realised that all of Scott's reviews to date will have to be rendered null and void.  He seems to have replaced the Michaels Scale of t*ts OR war category with something which he calls 'Tits & War'.  

The vulgarity aside, I find the arrogance simply breathtaking.  Galted and I went to great pains to confirm the name of this category in order to give it some meaning and to allow people to review a film in the full knowledge that they can provide all relevant information about guns, knives, tits and fannies etc.

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Post by Scott is Back on Thu 10 May 2018, 1:40 pm

superflyweight wrote:Just realised that all of Scott's reviews to date will have to be rendered null and void.  He seems to have replaced the Michaels Scale of t*ts OR war category with something which he calls 'Tits & War'.  

The vulgarity aside, I find the arrogance simply breathtaking.  Galted and I went to great pains to confirm the name of this category in order to give it some meaning and to allow people to review a film in the full knowledge that they can provide all relevant information about guns, knives, tits and fannies etc.

I have no idea what you mean.... Rolling Eyes

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Post by superflyweight on Thu 10 May 2018, 2:02 pm

It's tits OR war, Scott. Or.

Not all films have both of these things but every schoolboy knows that any film worth its salt will have one or the other.

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Post by Scott is Back on Thu 10 May 2018, 2:05 pm

superflyweight wrote:It's tits OR war, Scott.  Or.

Not all films have both of these things but every schoolboy knows that any film worth its salt will have one or the other.  

Well i apologise for holding the movie industry to a higher standard, and expecting tits & war...either or, is not enough!

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Post by hornbloweroafc on Thu 10 May 2018, 2:28 pm

Executive Decision

Tino memorial rating : 7.65802 Was a good watch, action, good guys, bad terrorists and SPOILER ALERT - Steven Seagal dies early on!

GSoE: 7/10 - Enjoyable action on a plane type of film. Plus the good guys won!

HH scale of accurate titling: 7/10 - There was an Executive Decision to be made and it was mentioned once.

Michaels Scale of Tits & War - 7/10 - No tits but a bit of action like suicide bomber blowing up a restuarant and terrorists being killed.

Rowley Scale of Northern Thriftiness: 7/10 - ITV4

TSRRN-Q: "I hope there's a good movie on this flight"
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Post by Scott is Back on Thu 10 May 2018, 2:30 pm

hornbloweroafc wrote:Executive Decision

Tino memorial rating : 7.65802 Was a good watch, action, good guys, bad terrorists and SPOILER ALERT - Steven Seagal dies early on!

GSoE: 7/10 - Enjoyable action on a plane type of film.  Plus the good guys won!

HH scale of accurate titling: 7/10 - There was an Executive Decision to be made and it was mentioned once.

Michaels Scale of Tits & War - 7/10 - No tits but a bit of action like suicide bomber blowing up a restuarant and terrorists being killed.

Rowley Scale of Northern Thriftiness: 7/10 - ITV4

TSRRN-Q: "I hope there's a good movie on this flight"

Short, sharp & punchy....i feel like i watched the film myself!! Bravo

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 10 May 2018, 2:34 pm

For those of you who realise the significance the below is the split.


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"Thor - Ragnarok"

Tino memorial rating : 7.5874 - Not seen any of the previous Thor's, but this one looked all new and shiny, so thought i would give it a whirl.

GSoE: 8.6

HH Scale of Accurate Titling: 8/10 – Thor Ragnarok - Well the main man is ol' Thor, God of Thunder & all that jazz....so thats a good start. Ragnarok as a word features quite heavily, still no overly sure what it was, but it was mentioned a lot.

Michaels scale of tits OR war: Tits - one topless scene where God of Pecs shows off his rippling torso, and the Hulk gets his dimply arse-cheeks out. Not sure if i would class it as a war, but some fisty-cuffs ensued, and there was a winner, so i suppose it could be a war.... who knows, certainly not me!

Rowley Scale of Northern Thriftiness: 5/10 - The wife was sent to sainsburys for some steak, and returned with the film, so it didnt cost me anything, but the Scott household took a hit of £9.99.

TattieSconesRRN-Q: "Piss off Ghost" - Said in a South African/Australian Accent, i couldnt tell which (is this racist?)
If Barry Norman had done his reviews like this he wouldn't be dead now.
Was he murdered due to his substandard movie reviewing technique?

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Post by westisbest on Thu 10 May 2018, 7:32 pm

Avengers Infinity War.
Saw it Monday night.

Thought it was very good. Better than Justice League by a long way.

Good humour in AIW, liked the part when Thor meets GOTG crew.
Not seen either of those yet, so will give them a watch.

Will give it 8/10

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Post by Scott is Back on Fri 11 May 2018, 10:40 am

westisbest wrote:Avengers Infinity War.
Saw it Monday night.

Thought it was very good. Better than Justice League by a long way.

Good humour in AIW, liked the part when Thor meets GOTG crew.
Not seen either of those yet, so will give them a watch.

Will give it 8/10

Thor Ragnarok & GOTG 1 & 2 are my favourite Marvel films

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Post by lostinwales on Fri 11 May 2018, 12:18 pm

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westisbest wrote:Avengers Infinity War.
Saw it Monday night.

Thought it was very good. Better than Justice League by a long way.

Good humour in AIW, liked the part when Thor meets GOTG crew.
Not seen either of those yet, so will give them a watch.

Will give it 8/10

Thor Ragnarok & GOTG 1 & 2 are my favourite Marvel films

I like Thor - Dark World. Not because the film is any good but purely because half the film they spend wrecking my former work place.

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Post by westisbest on Sun 13 May 2018, 12:22 pm

Enjoyed the first Thor, not seen the others.

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Post by Scott is Back on Mon 21 May 2018, 12:22 pm

Deadpool 2

Tino memorial rating : 9.9985- Funny, Gory, bit more funny...

GSoE: 9/10 - Plenty for the eyes to see, fighting, shooting, porking, crying, bleeding...

HH scale of accurate titling: 10/10 - The main man is called Deadpool - and its the second film, therefore Deadpool 2 is pretty bang on!

Michael's Scale of Tits or War - Distinct lack of tits, some pecs, and a hint of baby-dick!

Rowley Scale of Northern Thriftiness: 5/10 - work benefits played its part again, £6.50 per ticket, thats not even a sip of ale in laaaaandan!

TSRRN-Q: Peter - "I just saw the Ad!"

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