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Post by Scott is Back on Fri Feb 12, 2016 9:30 pm

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After seeing Kanye spouting all his rubbish on twitter, his new Homeless Look clothing range....and his video game of his mom trying to get into Heaven, could this man actually be any more of a b3ll3nd!

Tell me people.....who gets right on your t!ts!

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Post by navyblueshorts on Sat Oct 15, 2016 4:46 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
navyblueshorts wrote:
SecretFly wrote:....Anyway, don't go on about Bernie.  It's not an Either/Or Love-In debate.  It's a debate about a overly-smug guy in a baseball cap and what he might think of himself when he goes round using the old gangsta lingo of looking for 'respect'.

"Be givin' me some Respect, bro!"
And he's recently decorated himself in those f***ing tatoos as well. Pr!ck.
All we need him to do is to endorse Trump and Navy will be outside his house with a chainsaw, dressed up as Pennywise.
We all flooaattt down here Lewissss....
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Post by Guest on Sat Oct 15, 2016 5:36 am

navyblueshorts wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
navyblueshorts wrote:
SecretFly wrote:....Anyway, don't go on about Bernie.  It's not an Either/Or Love-In debate.  It's a debate about a overly-smug guy in a baseball cap and what he might think of himself when he goes round using the old gangsta lingo of looking for 'respect'.

"Be givin' me some Respect, bro!"
And he's recently decorated himself in those f***ing tatoos as well. Pr!ck.
All we need him to do is to endorse Trump and Navy will be outside his house with a chainsaw, dressed up as Pennywise.
We all flooaattt down here Lewissss....
He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts

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Post by navyblueshorts on Sat Oct 15, 2016 5:38 am

DAVE667 wrote:
navyblueshorts wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
navyblueshorts wrote:
SecretFly wrote:....Anyway, don't go on about Bernie.  It's not an Either/Or Love-In debate.  It's a debate about a overly-smug guy in a baseball cap and what he might think of himself when he goes round using the old gangsta lingo of looking for 'respect'.

"Be givin' me some Respect, bro!"
And he's recently decorated himself in those f***ing tatoos as well. Pr!ck.
All we need him to do is to endorse Trump and Navy will be outside his house with a chainsaw, dressed up as Pennywise.
We all flooaattt down here Lewissss....
He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts
OK
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Post by dyrewolfe on Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:35 pm

navyblueshorts wrote:
SecretFly wrote:....Anyway, don't go on about Bernie.  It's not an Either/Or Love-In debate.  It's a debate about a overly-smug guy in a baseball cap and what he might think of himself when he goes round using the old gangsta lingo of looking for 'respect'.

"Be givin' me some Respect, bro!"
And he's recently decorated himself in those f***ing tatoos as well. Pr!ck.

Mmm...yes, because only total idiots get tattoos, don't they? As we all know, tatts (or lack thereof) are a great way to identify respectable persons of good character. picard

Some of these attempts to justify your dislike of the man are just pathetic and making you look like total male members.
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Post by navyblueshorts on Wed Oct 19, 2016 3:20 am

dyrewolfe wrote:
navyblueshorts wrote:
SecretFly wrote:....Anyway, don't go on about Bernie.  It's not an Either/Or Love-In debate.  It's a debate about a overly-smug guy in a baseball cap and what he might think of himself when he goes round using the old gangsta lingo of looking for 'respect'.

"Be givin' me some Respect, bro!"
And he's recently decorated himself in those f***ing tatoos as well. Pr!ck.

Mmm...yes, because only total idiots get tattoos, don't they? As we all know, tatts (or lack thereof) are a great way to identify respectable persons of good character. picard

Some of these attempts to justify your dislike of the man are just pathetic and making you look like total male members.
If you say so, but the evidence I have of his behaviour, tax avoidance etc are enough for me to label him a c*ck. I suspect many agree with me.

p.s. You'll know what I think of "tatts" (picard) if you have a look here-> http://www.606v2.com/t58460p600-that-really-grinds-my-gears-thread#3445292
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Post by SecretFly on Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:37 pm

More people to add to the 'Those who demand respect' list:

Michael Cheika (Australian National Rugby Union Coach) accusing the All Blacks of a lack of 'respect' for him and his players because........... well, the All Blacks have just thrashed them for the umpteenth time and the All Blacks weren't interested in hearing old Cheika moan and moan about the fact.

The Nobel Award people who claim Dylan is showing disrespect by not displaying undying gratitude to them for bestowing their award on him - without ever asking him first if he'd be inclined to accept it if offered.  "We demand to honour you, you hippy F**k!  Now bow before us, kiss our ass and tell us how much it means to you, you sartorially challenged walking flea nest."  

The word 'Respect' is quickly losing all respect over the last few weeks.

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Post by dyrewolfe on Tue Oct 25, 2016 1:18 am

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Post by dyrewolfe on Tue Oct 25, 2016 1:21 am

navyblueshorts wrote:
dyrewolfe wrote:
navyblueshorts wrote:
SecretFly wrote:....Anyway, don't go on about Bernie.  It's not an Either/Or Love-In debate.  It's a debate about a overly-smug guy in a baseball cap and what he might think of himself when he goes round using the old gangsta lingo of looking for 'respect'.

"Be givin' me some Respect, bro!"
And he's recently decorated himself in those f***ing tatoos as well. Pr!ck.

Mmm...yes, because only total idiots get tattoos, don't they? As we all know, tatts (or lack thereof) are a great way to identify respectable persons of good character. picard

Some of these attempts to justify your dislike of the man are just pathetic and making you look like total male members.
If you say so, but the evidence I have of his behaviour, tax avoidance etc are enough for me to label him a c*ck. I suspect many agree with me.

p.s. You'll know what I think of "tatts" (picard) if you have a look here-> http://www.606v2.com/t58460p600-that-really-grinds-my-gears-thread#3445292

I just think its unfair of you to single out Lewis Hamilton, when he is far from the only UK national to use loopholes in the financial regulations to avoid paying tax...or to have tattoos.

In the name of equality I demand you list all UK nationals who are guilty of both tax dodging and having "body art". raspberry
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Post by Guest on Tue Oct 25, 2016 1:33 am

SecretFly wrote:More people to add to the 'Those who demand respect' list:

Michael Cheika (Australian National Rugby Union Coach) accusing the All Blacks of a lack of 'respect' for him and his players because........... well, the All Blacks have just thrashed them for the umpteenth time and the All Blacks weren't interested in hearing old Cheika moan and moan about the fact.

The Nobel Award people who claim Dylan is showing disrespect by not displaying undying gratitude to them for bestowing their award on him - without ever asking him first if he'd be inclined to accept it if offered.  "We demand to honour you, you hippy F**k!  Now bow before us, kiss our ass and tell us how much it means to you, you sartorially challenged walking flea nest."  

The word 'Respect' is quickly losing all respect over the last few weeks.
Jose Mourinho for suggesting Antonio Conte's celebrations humiliated Man Utd at the weekend. I assume that running down the touchline in 2014 banging his chest screaming "YEEAAAH, F*CKING CHELSEA!" was OK for Jose though (yes, it still hurts!)

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Post by navyblueshorts on Tue Nov 01, 2016 11:05 pm

Jose Mourinho. Period.
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Post by dyrewolfe on Fri Nov 04, 2016 5:33 am

navyblueshorts wrote:Jose Mourinho. Period.

Can't argue with that. The man is a complete lady's front bottom.
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Post by navyblueshorts on Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:22 pm

Does anyone else find people who wear shoes with laces and yet refuse to actually tie them, simply tucking them into the shoe somehow, annoying? Maybe it's just me.
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Post by Derbymanc on Fri Nov 04, 2016 11:08 pm

My missus complaining that I haven't emailed her from work, told i'm a bit busy, then complaining when I do email as i obviously wasn't as busy as I said

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Post by Hero on Fri Nov 04, 2016 11:28 pm

People that tell me I'm eating a banana incorrectly.

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Post by superflyweight on Fri Nov 04, 2016 11:29 pm

Hero wrote:People that tell me I'm eating a banana incorrectly.

Unpeeled?

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Post by President Trump on Fri Nov 04, 2016 11:37 pm

Hero wrote:People that tell me I'm eating a banana incorrectly.

With your ar*e?

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Post by Hero on Sat Nov 05, 2016 12:13 am

From the top end rather than the bottom end because 'that's how monkeys eat them'.

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Post by Mad for Chelsea on Sat Nov 05, 2016 1:12 am

Which is the "top end"? Surely the sensible place to eat a banana from is the end where they are joined in the bunch. The small stalk there makes them easier to peel.

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Post by Hero on Sat Nov 05, 2016 1:18 am

Top end is where it connects to the bunch.

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Post by navyblueshorts on Sat Nov 05, 2016 1:27 am

I'm sure it's been mentioned before, but: FIFA. Surely one of the worst bunch of complete winkers on the planet?
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Post by Mad for Chelsea on Sat Nov 05, 2016 1:37 am

Hero wrote:Top end is where it connects to the bunch.

Then it's surely the sensible place to start eating from, due to ease of peeling. I mean, peeling from the bottom end seems rather unnecessarily complicated, no?

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Post by Scott is Back on Sat Nov 05, 2016 2:10 am

Mad for Chelsea wrote:
Hero wrote:Top end is where it connects to the bunch.

Then it's surely the sensible place to start eating from, due to ease of peeling. I mean, peeling from the bottom end seems rather unnecessarily complicated, no?

If you peel it from the bottom though, you dont get those weird stringy banana pubes, that cant decide between attaching to the banana or skin

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Post by Hero on Sat Nov 05, 2016 2:11 am

You still get them, and you have to deal with the stupid little black lump thing.

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Post by SecretFly on Sat Nov 05, 2016 2:14 am

Wait for the Banana to go black, bore a little hole though the skin and drink it.

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Post by Scott is Back on Sat Nov 05, 2016 2:17 am

clap
SecretFly wrote:Wait for the Banana to go black, bore a little hole though the skin and drink it.

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Post by Pr4wn on Sat Nov 05, 2016 5:53 am

I find it easier to peel from the bottom end. You can just pop it open and you don't have to worry about making the top all mushy sometimes.

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Post by Derbymanc on Sat Nov 05, 2016 10:05 pm

People discussing the finer points of how to eat a bloody banana :-)

People that talk about stuff they know nothing about and then try and correct you when your telling them what it means (no ipv6 is not just an 'upgraded' version of ipv4 you pratt it's gonna give us billions more ip address's)

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Post by dyrewolfe on Sun Nov 06, 2016 11:51 pm

Lol!

Forget Brexit - the really important issues are right here.

I think we need to take this to the European Parliament (while we still can). We must establish a correct way to eat a banana!

Also I find myself in the unusual position of agreeing with navyblue not just once, but twice! Shocked

If people can't be bothered to tie their laces - wear slip-ons FFS!

And FIFA are indeed a bunch of cretins, trying to ban the wearing of poppies. Glad to see we just ignored them. ,\/,,
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Post by SecretFly on Wed Nov 09, 2016 12:37 am

Young, ultra bolshie 'bankers' (dumb wealthy kids that are good at figures) who go to the Far East for a sleazy lifestyle and the hope that nobody will bat an eye when they try out a few personal 'kink' fantasies that wouldn't be allowed in their own homeland. 'Nobody gonna care about a few Oriental Hookers, mate! There's millions of them.'

Scum.

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:19 am

The weapon on a call I have recently had (who works in the same company) who answered questions around who signed up to such sh1tty contract terms, and why he thinks they are binding by actually stating that "my word is my bond"

Bell end.

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Post by superflyweight on Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:42 am

I blame The Apprentice for people using phrases like that.

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:48 am

Possibly mate, but it doesn't half sounds stupid on the types of call we get involved in.

I think he thought it sounded noble... Gimp

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Post by dyrewolfe on Wed Nov 09, 2016 2:08 am

SecretFly wrote:Young, ultra bolshie 'bankers' (dumb wealthy kids that are good at figures) who go to the Far East for a sleazy lifestyle and the hope that nobody will bat an eye when they try out a few personal 'kink' fantasies that wouldn't be allowed in their own homeland.  'Nobody gonna care about a few Oriental Hookers, mate!  There's millions of them.'

Scum.

If it helps, you can always imagine them being stricken down in later life by syphilis or some other STD. Or if they go on to become a somebody, of having the dirt dug on them by the tabloids and destroying their families and / or businesses. Wink

Not just the Far East either. Apparently its pretty common in Brazil and other parts of South America. Saw a really depressing documentary just before the Rio Olympics. Part of it featured an interview with a 15 year old girl who had to look after her younger siblings on her own and walked the streets to make ends meet. Apparently they make the most money from tourists. Sad

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Post by navyblueshorts on Wed Nov 09, 2016 11:24 am

dyrewolfe wrote:...Also I find myself in the unusual position of agreeing with navyblue not just once, but twice! Shocked...
Laugh My sympathies! I guess none of us who frequent this section of the forum are that different really.
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Post by Mad for Chelsea on Fri Nov 18, 2016 10:34 am

Jeremy Clarkson. Bit of a pillock.

https://www.theguardian.com/media/lostinshowbiz/2016/nov/17/dont-cry-foul-play-jeremy-clarkson-the-truth-is-the-plane-left-without-you

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Post by Pr4wn on Fri Nov 18, 2016 10:35 am

I'm so glad that he has been pushed into obscurity.

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Post by SecretFly on Fri Nov 18, 2016 10:44 am

Stirring it to create the publicity for the show. Isn't it coming soon or already on? Good work Jeremy, I almost forgot not to watch it.

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Post by navyblueshorts on Fri Nov 18, 2016 9:48 pm

Mad for Chelsea wrote:Jeremy Clarkson. Bit of aHuge pillock.

https://www.theguardian.com/media/lostinshowbiz/2016/nov/17/dont-cry-foul-play-jeremy-clarkson-the-truth-is-the-plane-left-without-you
Fixed that for you.
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Post by SecretFly on Sat Nov 19, 2016 7:02 am

Jees, all the big names coming up here.  Hamilton, Clarkson and now I'm adding Mourinho.

I know, I think he has been mentioned before but I'm putting him down again.  Back in the old press conference chair, once more again trying to suck all attention onto himself, more stupid philosophical crap that has nothing to do with his job or football, and that damn word 'respect' again.

'You don't respect me.'

He's loving it.  It's all about him again.  Does he even remotely care about football anymore?  He'll get his salary and he'll get a big pay off even if he's sacked again.  Big yawn - no hassle.  On to the next super-paid job, more frowns and the bloody sanctimonious, by now cringe-inducing press conferences.

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Post by Mad for Chelsea on Sat Nov 19, 2016 12:32 pm

navyblueshorts wrote:
Mad for Chelsea wrote:Jeremy Clarkson. Bit of aHuge pillock.

https://www.theguardian.com/media/lostinshowbiz/2016/nov/17/dont-cry-foul-play-jeremy-clarkson-the-truth-is-the-plane-left-without-you
Fixed that for you.

Could I claim it as a litote? Or does that require a negative form to mark the emphasis, e.g. "Jeremy Clarkson. Not my favourite person in the world"?

Actually agree on Mourinho. When he started out, he genuinely cared. Yes they were the quirks, the bizarre press conferences, the arrogance, etc. but he wanted to win, and you could see how much it hurt when he didn't. In his latest roles though (and I include his return to Chelsea in that), it's become all about him, about showing the world how great he is. It's almost as if he's trying too hard to be some sort of personality, rather than focussing on the job at hand.

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Post by navyblueshorts on Tue Nov 22, 2016 5:06 am

Mad for Chelsea wrote:
navyblueshorts wrote:
Mad for Chelsea wrote:Jeremy Clarkson. Bit of aHuge pillock.

https://www.theguardian.com/media/lostinshowbiz/2016/nov/17/dont-cry-foul-play-jeremy-clarkson-the-truth-is-the-plane-left-without-you
Fixed that for you.

Could I claim it as a litote?...
I'll give it to you Smile.
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Post by navyblueshorts on Tue Nov 22, 2016 10:15 pm

Here's a good one. Sure he must have had a few mentions before on here, but deserves many more:

Kanye West. What a bell end.
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Post by Derbymanc on Tue Nov 22, 2016 11:01 pm

Tony Blair - absolute twonk that should be sent to live on an island all by himself with no access to the outside world

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Post by dyrewolfe on Thu Nov 24, 2016 1:55 am

navyblueshorts wrote:Here's a good one. Sure he must have had a few mentions before on here, but deserves many more:

Kanye West. What a bell end.


Totally agree with you on that one.

My addition to the list: Joey Essex!

Come to think of it - anyone who has ever been on a reality TV series. I don't watch them, but the snippets I've seen in trailers leave me in little doubt that they're all...each and every one...Grade A onanists.


(I'm sure Dave could put it much better...but I work with much more limited talent in that particular field) Sad

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Post by SecretFly on Thu Nov 24, 2016 2:18 am

Why do people always blame Reality TV Z-Rated Celebrities?

So here's my turn on that trick then: -
I blame the f**king Producers who come up with these Brain-dead concepts to create the 'celebs', to give the 'entertainment' shows their 'stars',
to give the gossip papers their 'news,
to give the red carpet events their 'clothes horses',
to give the 'fashion industry' their 'trend setters,
to give supposed intelligent asswholes who supposedly hate plastic cultcha (like Bob Geldof maybe  Cool ) their 'millions'.

I blame the Producers and Creators (the behind-the-scenes plotters) for creating this Plastic world of silicon boob, lip, bum and brain jobs and our ultra multi-sexual individual entities, that claim to be neither male, female nor human but who still claim the need to p-iss into a Unisex toilet bowl to offload humanised metabolite waste chemicals.

Have I fitted everyone in? Wink  In short, its the smart guys behind the creation of the fruit cakes that get on my wick.

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu Nov 24, 2016 3:50 am

People who use laughter as punctuation.

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Post by dyrewolfe on Sat Nov 26, 2016 1:22 am

SecretFly wrote:Why do people always blame Reality TV Z-Rated Celebrities?

So here's my turn on that trick then: -
I blame the f**king Producers who come up with these Brain-dead concepts to create the 'celebs', to give the 'entertainment' shows their 'stars',
to give the gossip papers their 'news,
to give the red carpet events their 'clothes horses',
to give the 'fashion industry' their 'trend setters,
to give supposed intelligent asswholes who supposedly hate plastic cultcha (like Bob Geldof maybe  Cool ) their 'millions'.

I blame the Producers and Creators (the behind-the-scenes plotters) for creating this Plastic world of silicon boob, lip, bum and brain jobs and our ultra multi-sexual individual entities, that claim to be neither male, female nor human but who still claim the need to p-iss into a Unisex toilet bowl to offload humanised metabolite waste chemicals.

Have I fitted everyone in? Wink  In short, its the smart guys behind the creation of the fruit cakes that get on my wick.

Already did that one a page or two back. Wink

But you're right. Annoying and talentless though they are, its the idiot TV bosses who still give programme makers the go-ahead to put these vacuous non-entities on screen, in the first place...thus creating stories for the tabloids and all the rest of the junk that comes with it.

That said, the one redeeming feature they do have is that they at least make me feel better about myself. I don't have particularly high self-esteem, but I can at least take comfort from the fact I'm not like these people. Very Happy
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Post by rick_dagless on Sat Nov 26, 2016 2:22 am

People who shut the blinds at work rather than angling them away from their screen.

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Post by Galted on Sat Nov 26, 2016 3:02 am

My cat. She's recently decided that she no longer eats Ocean Fish Applaws, after I've just bought 48 f*cking cans of the stuff online (costing more than twice what the cat cost).
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Post by Guest on Sat Nov 26, 2016 11:27 am

Galted wrote:My cat. She's recently decided that she no longer eats Ocean Fish Applaws, after I've just bought 48 f*cking cans of the stuff online (costing more than twice what the cat cost).
You stupid ****, Galted.

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