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Post by Scott is Back on Fri 12 Feb 2016, 8:30 am

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After seeing Kanye spouting all his rubbish on twitter, his new Homeless Look clothing range....and his video game of his mom trying to get into Heaven, could this man actually be any more of a b3ll3nd!

Tell me people.....who gets right on your t!ts!

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Post by Galted on Sat 26 Nov 2016, 10:37 am

Serial wrote:
Galted wrote:My cat. She's recently decided that she no longer eats Ocean Fish Applaws, after I've just bought 48 f*cking cans of the stuff online (costing more than twice what the cat cost).
You stupid ****,  Galted.

Yep. And I didn't mention the wicker cave and bed which also cost twice what she cost and is unused.
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Post by Guest on Sun 27 Nov 2016, 12:10 am

Why are you buying a cat.. just get one from a sanctuary or from someone looking to re home kittens like normal people do. You deserve everything you get!

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Post by navyblueshorts on Mon 28 Nov 2016, 10:00 am

Galted wrote:
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Galted wrote:My cat. She's recently decided that she no longer eats Ocean Fish Applaws, after I've just bought 48 f*cking cans of the stuff online (costing more than twice what the cat cost).
You stupid ****,  Galted.

Yep.  And I didn't mention the wicker cave and bed which also cost twice what she cost and is unused.
That's a cat for you! You know you love her really...
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Post by SecretFly on Mon 28 Nov 2016, 4:57 pm

I'd have to repeat Serial's comments. Who the hell buys cats? You wait long enough and a stray will arrive whining at your door, looking for Ocean Fish Applaws.


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Post by Galted on Mon 28 Nov 2016, 6:26 pm

navyblueshorts wrote:
Galted wrote:
Serial wrote:
Galted wrote:My cat. She's recently decided that she no longer eats Ocean Fish Applaws, after I've just bought 48 f*cking cans of the stuff online (costing more than twice what the cat cost).
You stupid ****,  Galted.

Yep.  And I didn't mention the wicker cave and bed which also cost twice what she cost and is unused.
That's a cat for you! You know you love her really...

True, makes it difficult to give her the drowning she deserves.
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Post by Rowley on Mon 28 Nov 2016, 7:43 pm

I like cats as well Galted. We're almost figuratively separated at birth, same football team, same watch, same sneering snobbery about films and a love of cats.

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Post by SecretFly on Mon 28 Nov 2016, 8:08 pm

Rowley wrote:I like cats as well Galted. We're almost figuratively separated at birth, same football team, same watch, same sneering snobbery about films and a love of cats.

At least that's what the doc told you both. Truth is he couldn't quite separate you but did manage to sow you both together back to back so that one wouldn't overly annoy the other. Whenever Galted speaks, Rowley now hears voices in his head and vice versa. The cat gets fed twice a day and was paid for twice.

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Post by Galted on Mon 28 Nov 2016, 8:28 pm

SecretFly wrote:
Rowley wrote:I like cats as well Galted. We're almost figuratively separated at birth, same football team, same watch, same sneering snobbery about films and a love of cats.

At least that's what the doc told you both.  Truth is he couldn't quite separate you but did manage to sow you both together back to back so that one wouldn't overly annoy the other.  Whenever Galted speaks, Rowley now hears voices in his head and vice versa.  The cat gets fed twice a day and was paid for twice.

Same annoyance at people who can't differentiate between "sow" and "sew".
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Post by SecretFly on Mon 28 Nov 2016, 8:34 pm

Galted wrote:
SecretFly wrote:
Rowley wrote:I like cats as well Galted. We're almost figuratively separated at birth, same football team, same watch, same sneering snobbery about films and a love of cats.

At least that's what the doc told you both.  Truth is he couldn't quite separate you but did manage to sow you both together back to back so that one wouldn't overly annoy the other.  Whenever Galted speaks, Rowley now hears voices in his head and vice versa.  The cat gets fed twice a day and was paid for twice.

Same annoyance at people who can't differentiate between "sow" and "sew".

Is that you or Rowley that gets annoyed?

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 28 Nov 2016, 8:36 pm

Rowley wrote:I like cats as well Galted. We're almost figuratively separated at birth, same football team, same watch, same sneering snobbery about films and a love of cats.

Both ex-members of the culture cup.

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Post by Galted on Mon 28 Nov 2016, 8:50 pm

SecretFly wrote:
Galted wrote:
SecretFly wrote:
Rowley wrote:I like cats as well Galted. We're almost figuratively separated at birth, same football team, same watch, same sneering snobbery about films and a love of cats.

At least that's what the doc told you both.  Truth is he couldn't quite separate you but did manage to sow you both together back to back so that one wouldn't overly annoy the other.  Whenever Galted speaks, Rowley now hears voices in his head and vice versa.  The cat gets fed twice a day and was paid for twice.

Same annoyance at people who can't differentiate between "sow" and "sew".

Is that you or Rowley that gets annoyed?

Take your abstractness back to the political wind-up threads, SecretFly, this is a local thread for local people.

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Post by Galted on Mon 28 Nov 2016, 8:51 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:I like cats as well Galted. We're almost figuratively separated at birth, same football team, same watch, same sneering snobbery about films and a love of cats.

Both ex-members of the culture cup.

That's really hurtful, Julius. I was on there today.
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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 29 Nov 2016, 12:23 pm

People who discover they have one insignificant thing in common with you, and that is all they ever converse with you about...

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Post by ShahenshahG on Tue 29 Nov 2016, 12:38 pm

Superfly been begging you for law advice again?

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Post by ShahenshahG on Tue 29 Nov 2016, 12:40 pm

F*cking Cameron. First for Austerity then for the referendum. There's a man who needs to be put in the stocks and pelted with stone fruits for the rest of eternity.

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 29 Nov 2016, 12:46 pm

Speaking of fruit and veg, it looks like the new £5 notes have animal fat in them, which is freaking vegans out. We should have a game of hunt the vegan at some point. Militant vegans get on my wick (to bring this vaguely round to the OP)

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Post by ShahenshahG on Tue 29 Nov 2016, 12:51 pm

That's a beautiful (and deliberate) joke rick. Your wit is unsurpassed.

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 29 Nov 2016, 12:53 pm

Anyhoo, back to the CC...

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Post by navyblueshorts on Tue 13 Dec 2016, 8:14 am

Ronaldo. W.a.nker.
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Post by Steffan on Tue 13 Dec 2016, 8:25 am

People who believe Hilary Clinton is a nice person

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Post by Galted on Tue 13 Dec 2016, 8:28 am

The person who's just occupied the bog next to mine.  8 stalls, all empty except the one I'm in and you have to sit next to me, I hope your ars*hole chokes on a turd.
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Post by SecretFly on Tue 13 Dec 2016, 11:40 am

Steffan wrote:People who believe Hilary Clinton is a nice person

Shocked

Can this guy say this openly?

Where's the SWAT team?  Where's the men with the white coats?  Where's the restraining orders?  Where's the 'Fake' News suggesters? Where's the Protesting Interest Group of Interconnected Bipartisan Transmorphic Lovedom?

I can't believe he was allowed say this.

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Post by navyblueshorts on Tue 13 Dec 2016, 1:31 pm

SecretFly wrote:
Steffan wrote:People who believe Hilary Clinton is a nice person

Shocked

Can this guy say this openly?

Where's the SWAT team?  Where's the men with the white coats?  Where's the restraining orders?  Where's the 'Fake' News suggesters? Where's the Protesting Interest Group of Interconnected Bipartisan Transmorphic Lovedom?

I can't believe he was allowed say this.
Yes, as that's allowed here and, you know, we have free speech and all that. Doesn't mean it's not a stupid thing to say though; I mean, he obviously knows her so well and is a personal family friend... Rolling Eyes.
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Post by SecretFly on Tue 13 Dec 2016, 2:10 pm

navyblueshorts wrote:
Yes, as that's allowed here and, you know, we have free speech and all that. Doesn't mean it's not a stupid thing to say though; I mean, he obviously knows her so well and is a personal family friend... Rolling Eyes.

Maybe it's just a judgement based on her choice of friends/allies/associates/party funding organisers?

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Post by navyblueshorts on Tue 13 Dec 2016, 3:33 pm

Maybe. Who knows?
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Post by Steffan on Tue 13 Dec 2016, 4:34 pm

navyblueshorts wrote:Doesn't mean it's not a stupid thing to say though; I mean, he obviously knows her so well and is a personal family friend...
I was never a personal family friend of Adolf Hitler...but I think I can still safely say he was not a nice person. Or have I just not taken the time to get to know more about him yet?

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Post by Tattie Scones RRN on Tue 13 Dec 2016, 4:49 pm

Alan Carr.

Not funny.

Just really really really really really really f*cking annoying.

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Post by Galted on Tue 13 Dec 2016, 9:54 pm

Tattie Scones RRN wrote:Alan Carr.

Not funny.

Just really really really really really really f*cking annoying.

Yep. And I find it impossible to see a sh*t "comedian" mentioned without drawing attention to J*ck Wh*tehall, S*e P*rkins and R*ssell H*ward. And all the rest of them.

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Post by Tattie Scones RRN on Wed 14 Dec 2016, 9:00 am

Galted wrote:
Tattie Scones RRN wrote:Alan Carr.

Not funny.

Just really really really really really really f*cking annoying.

Yep.  And I find it impossible to see a sh*t "comedian" mentioned without drawing attention to J*ck Wh*tehall, S*e P*rkins and R*ssell H*ward.  And all the rest of them.


I sincerely hope John Bishop is in there somewhere....

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Post by Galted on Wed 14 Dec 2016, 9:13 am

Tattie Scones RRN wrote:
Galted wrote:
Tattie Scones RRN wrote:Alan Carr.

Not funny.

Just really really really really really really f*cking annoying.

Yep.  And I find it impossible to see a sh*t "comedian" mentioned without drawing attention to J*ck Wh*tehall, S*e P*rkins and R*ssell H*ward.  And all the rest of them.


I sincerely hope John Bishop is in there somewhere....

He is, filed away under B with R*ssel Br*nd.
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Post by Tattie Scones RRN on Wed 14 Dec 2016, 11:14 am

Not Jo Brand though.

He/She's hilaaaaaaaaaaaaaarious.

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Post by Galted on Wed 14 Dec 2016, 12:53 pm

I don't mind Jo Brand, she's the least unfunny "comedienne".
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Post by navyblueshorts on Wed 14 Dec 2016, 1:04 pm

Steffan wrote:
navyblueshorts wrote:Doesn't mean it's not a stupid thing to say though; I mean, he obviously knows her so well and is a personal family friend...
I was never a personal family friend of Adolf Hitler...but I think I can still safely say he was not a nice person. Or have I just not taken the time to get to know more about him yet?
To equate HRC with Der Fürher is lunacy in the extreme. You go right ahead though.
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Post by navyblueshorts on Wed 14 Dec 2016, 1:05 pm

Comedy's a pretty personal thing. All the above mentioned have been pretty successful at one time or another. They must be making quite a few people laugh somewhere along the line.
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Post by ShahenshahG on Wed 14 Dec 2016, 1:12 pm

Had a discussion about the potential Russian hacker interference in the US election with the fake news Navy. The person in question crowed about how it was a good thing that the US electorate was given all the information about Hillary being in the pocket of Goldman Sachs and other rich donors because the mainstream had neglected to. Then someone else posted that Trump had just taken a Goldman Sachs and ExxonMobil employee into the white house. I'm still waiting for his reply.

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Post by Steffan on Wed 14 Dec 2016, 4:07 pm

navyblueshorts wrote:
Steffan wrote:
navyblueshorts wrote:Doesn't mean it's not a stupid thing to say though; I mean, he obviously knows her so well and is a personal family friend...
I was never a personal family friend of Adolf Hitler...but I think I can still safely say he was not a nice person. Or have I just not taken the time to get to know more about him yet?
To equate HRC with Der Fürher is lunacy in the extreme. You go right ahead though.
I never "equated" them. The principal is still the same though. Point being I don't need to be a personal family friend to make a judgement on someone. True...Hilary is no psychopathic warlord...she just helps fund them...but according to so many she is a wonderful woman. But then my opinion is stupid and lunacy so what do I know hey

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Post by superflyweight on Wed 14 Dec 2016, 5:07 pm

The Welsh.

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Post by Tattie Scones RRN on Wed 14 Dec 2016, 5:49 pm

superflyweight wrote:The Welsh.

Laugh

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Post by Galted on Wed 14 Dec 2016, 7:18 pm

navyblueshorts wrote:Comedy's a pretty personal thing. All the above mentioned have been pretty successful at one time or another. They must be making quite a few people laugh somewhere along the line.

That's just the kind of thing Hitler and Hilary Clinton would say.
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Post by SecretFly on Wed 14 Dec 2016, 8:33 pm

Well it has to be said Hitler made more people laugh over the last seventysomething years than practically any comedian that has ever walked on stage...or sat on those damn excruciating 'Panel' shows.

Hitler is a comedy legend.

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Post by Galted on Wed 14 Dec 2016, 10:31 pm

SecretFly wrote:Well it has to be said Hitler made more people laugh over the last seventysomething years than practically any comedian that has ever walked on stage...or sat on those damn excruciating 'Panel' shows.

Hitler is a comedy legend.

I don't know about that, I'm sure Sean Lock pushes Hitler pretty close when it comes to comedy and he's on a lot of panel shows.
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Post by SecretFly on Wed 14 Dec 2016, 10:37 pm

You enjoy Sean Lock and the panel shows, Galted. I'll keep looking at Hitler out-takes.

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Post by Steffan on Thu 15 Dec 2016, 6:23 am

superflyweight wrote:The Welsh.
Knob

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Post by navyblueshorts on Thu 15 Dec 2016, 8:59 am

Steffan wrote:...But then my opinion is stupid and lunacy so what do I know hey
Well, you said it.

Maybe I misinterpreted a bit as I assumed, perhaps wrongly, that you were suggesting Trump was somehow a nice person cf. Clinton? Never mind; call it a communication breakdown.
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Post by navyblueshorts on Thu 15 Dec 2016, 9:00 am

Steffan wrote:
superflyweight wrote:The Welsh.
Knob
Very pithy... picard
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Post by Tattie Scones RRN on Thu 15 Dec 2016, 9:08 am

Galted wrote:I don't mind Jo Brand, she's the least unfunny "comedienne".

Katherine Ryan is pretty funny - and very sh*gable.

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Post by Galted on Thu 15 Dec 2016, 9:17 am

Tattie Scones RRN wrote:
Galted wrote:I don't mind Jo Brand, she's the least unfunny "comedienne".

Katherine Ryan is pretty funny - and very sh*gable.

She is quite funny but she's on every single show it's possible to be on and has become quite annoying. Sarah Pascoe, Aisling Bea and Roisin Conaty are also funny in small doses.
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Post by Tattie Scones RRN on Wed 21 Dec 2016, 4:11 pm

Food critics.

Been watching Masterchef - The Pro's and I can't believe what sh!te comes out their mouths when describing a dish.

What's wrong with "mmmmm that tastes amazing" or "f**k me that's minging".

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Post by Galted on Wed 21 Dec 2016, 5:30 pm

Tattie Scones RRN wrote:Food critics.

Been watching Masterchef - The Pro's and I can't believe what sh!te comes out their mouths when describing a dish.

What's wrong with "mmmmm that tastes amazing" or "f**k me that's minging".

Yep, am subjected to it as the missus needs it to be on while she uses my laptop.  If the descriptions of the food aren't irritating enough the incessant gurning and stating of the obvious by Monica Galetti make me want to punch myself in the face.
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Post by Hero on Wed 21 Dec 2016, 10:36 pm

People that say 'Happy Christmas'

It's 'Merry Christmas', 'Happy' is for New Year and birthdays, merry only gets the one holiday so don't piss on its parade.

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