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Post by Scott is Back on Fri 12 Feb 2016, 8:30 am

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After seeing Kanye spouting all his rubbish on twitter, his new Homeless Look clothing range....and his video game of his mom trying to get into Heaven, could this man actually be any more of a b3ll3nd!

Tell me people.....who gets right on your t!ts!

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 09 Jan 2019, 10:41 am

That can f**k off as well...

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Post by Galted on Wed 09 Jan 2019, 10:56 am

rick_dagless wrote:People who constantly use the words: Snowflake, Libtard, Remoaners, Lefty, Literal Nazi, Hitler.

You fascist.
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 09 Jan 2019, 11:02 am

I think you need Raf if you are against Fashion.

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 16 Jan 2019, 12:42 pm

People who fill huge bottles of water, at peak time, at the water machine in a workplace...

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Post by Cardiff Dave on Wed 16 Jan 2019, 8:46 pm

rick_dagless wrote:People who fill huge bottles of water, at peak time, at the water machine in a workplace...

Known simply as a tap in my day, but there we are.

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 17 Jan 2019, 9:41 am

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rick_dagless wrote:People who fill huge bottles of water, at peak time, at the water machine in a workplace...

Known simply as a tap in my day, but there we are.

We have interns in the basement at our workplace. On bicycles... hooked up to our water machine. But yeah, I hate those queues on hots days.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 17 Jan 2019, 9:52 am

Pal Joey wrote:
Cardiff Dave wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:People who fill huge bottles of water, at peak time, at the water machine in a workplace...

Known simply as a tap in my day, but there we are.

We have interns in the basement at our workplace. On bicycles... hooked up to our water machine. But yeah, I hate those queues on hots days.

You should make them wait intern.

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Post by SecretFly on Thu 17 Jan 2019, 1:28 pm

Interns in the basement?

Very suspect.......................... we're on to you joey. Release them forthwith!

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 22 Jan 2019, 11:55 am

Only the Internal Branch can issue their release. Smile

I'm disappointed with Alexander Zverev's melt down at the AO.
He should be made to play with the broken racquet and then have it shoved up his arse... sponsor's logo and all.
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Post by SecretFly on Tue 22 Jan 2019, 12:00 pm

Looking for a bit of McEnroe notoriety..
I don't believe in reprimanding people (officially) for having fits of rage (that hurts nobody except their inflated egos) but I do think a good dose of ridicule by commentators/cartoonists etc in the weeks after is a good retaliatory strike.

..................... then shove the racket up his arse...............................

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 22 Jan 2019, 12:12 pm

So you're not into public humiliation through reprimand, per se?

Personally, I'd have him in stocks for a few hours in the overflow area outside the courts. Kiddies could come up and hit nerf balls at his face.
A direct hit = $1000 out of his pro-circuit winnings. You could have great days with Tomic, Kyrgios. (I would start with Australians first and if the idea takes off; then expand to Europe and the US). I'm sure such public humiliation would positively alter their egos... and their ids too!
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Post by SecretFly on Tue 22 Jan 2019, 12:24 pm

Well, you do have a good creative method there of extracting the cash. I'll change my mind - stocks it is....then the racket up the arse....

ps:

of course , there'd have to be equality about it - so Serena for the stocks too.........

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 22 Jan 2019, 12:25 pm

SecretFly wrote:Well, you do have a good creative method there of extracting the cash.  I'll change my mind - stocks it is....then the racket up the arse....

ps:

of course , there'd have to be equality about it - so Serena for the stocks too.........

We could use water guns on her. Very Happy

Hey, do Julia Görges or Eugenie Bouchard have any disciplinary points against themselves... do you know, fly?
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Post by Cardiff Dave on Tue 22 Jan 2019, 1:51 pm

Pal Joey wrote:
SecretFly wrote:Well, you do have a good creative method there of extracting the cash.  I'll change my mind - stocks it is....then the racket up the arse....

ps:

of course , there'd have to be equality about it - so Serena for the stocks too.........

We could use water guns on her. Very Happy

Hey, do Julia Görges or Eugenie Bouchard have any disciplinary points against themselves... do you know, fly?

A Boris super-soaker, perhaps?

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Post by navyblueshorts on Tue 22 Jan 2019, 9:45 pm

James Dyson. 'Nuff said.
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Post by TRUSSMAN66 on Wed 23 Jan 2019, 1:07 pm

People that view everything through a black and white perspective and take life too seriously..

Makes you more intense...more prejudicial and is bad for the soul...

Don't think there has ever been a time I have taken life seriously and it can be a source of groan in my home life..

Not sure I would have made some of the more risky life choices if I had....Though my attitude has probably held me back career wise..

Growing up is for others...

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Post by SecretFly on Wed 23 Jan 2019, 1:28 pm

The problem isn't that people take life too seriously, it's that the life they're dealt tries to make everything so serious for them.  
Rules, regulations, codes, fashion, more rules, more legislation, more identity cards, more proof of identity, more clocking in, more questions about who, what, where and how... more official direction as to how to think and what to think... more commands that you answer how and why you are the person you are... more pat downs...more surveillance...

Maybe oppressive social systems (mostly all of the modern versions in other words) should take a break... maybe snipe nosed bureaucrats should take a break.  
Maybe the legislators of endless law creation should take a break.  

Man doesn't like being pushed around that much.  He'll take it for a while and then BOOM.... another needless war to clear the air.  I say let's avoid the war and just tell officialdom to back off on the Big Brother control mechanisms.

But apart from all that, life is an absolute blast!   Whistle Cool

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Post by Cardiff Dave on Thu 24 Jan 2019, 4:17 pm

SecretFly wrote:The problem isn't that people take life too seriously, it's that the life they're dealt tries to make everything so serious for them.  
Rules, regulations, codes, fashion, more rules, more legislation, more identity cards, more proof of identity, more clocking in, more questions about who, what, where and how... more official direction as to how to think and what to think... more commands that you answer how and why you are the person you are... more pat downs...more surveillance...

Maybe oppressive social systems (mostly all of the modern versions in other words) should take a break... maybe snipe nosed bureaucrats should take a break.  
Maybe the legislators of endless law creation should take a break.  

Man doesn't like being pushed around that much.  He'll take it for a while and then BOOM.... another needless war to clear the air.  I say let's avoid the war and just tell officialdom to back off on the Big Brother control mechanisms.

But apart from all that, life is an absolute blast!   Whistle Cool

Boom bang-a-bang, shewerly?

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Post by Cardiff Dave on Thu 24 Jan 2019, 5:30 pm

Or Making Your Mind Up, Bucks Fizz.
Shoot me somebody.

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 28 Jan 2019, 7:32 am

MAMIL's on Bromptons

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Post by Galted on Mon 28 Jan 2019, 8:28 am

rick_dagless wrote:MAMIL's on Bromptons

Laugh

They can be quite aesthetically pleasing decorating the underside of a bus.
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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 28 Jan 2019, 8:54 am

One of them went past me on the way to work from the station, I caught them back up on the incline to the road...


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Post by Galted on Mon 28 Jan 2019, 9:12 am

Hope you were whistling a joyful tune.
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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 28 Jan 2019, 9:23 am

More a snort of derision.

Next time, the tune.

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon 28 Jan 2019, 11:00 am

George Wickham.
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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 28 Jan 2019, 11:09 am

Ambulatory people who get in a lift, without good reason, and get off on the first floor.

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon 28 Jan 2019, 11:17 am

Dawdlers in general... seems to be a profusion of people these days - half-heartedly blocking aisles, doorways, escalators... you name it.

I've also noticed a similar thing with people on the road stopping without indicating and then trying to do an awkward (and often illegal) manoeuvre in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Absolute zero consideration of others. Just want to give them a big "wake-up" slap sometimes... but I'm way too forgiving it seems.
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Post by Cardiff Dave on Mon 28 Jan 2019, 11:54 am

rick_dagless wrote:MAMIL's on Bromptons

Acronyms.
FFS!

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 30 Jan 2019, 8:27 am

Anyone who noisily scrapes, Every. Last. Bit of any substance from a glass jar or plastic pot.

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Post by SecretFly on Wed 30 Jan 2019, 3:14 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Anyone who noisily scrapes, Every. Last. Bit of any substance from a glass jar or plastic pot.

Yeah, but also f**k the pot makers for damn well making the bottoms of their bloody pots so frustratingly mazelike to capture all the best bits of the thing wot is you trying to eat and won't let them be spooned up!

Flat bottoms bastredes!!!!

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Post by Cardiff Dave on Wed 30 Jan 2019, 4:06 pm

Blessed are the pot makers.

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Post by navyblueshorts on Thu 28 Mar 2019, 12:07 pm

Mark Francois. Just **** off. Not so long ago stating that his dad wasn't afraid on D-day and he's not going to be scared of Germans either (only thing missing was John Cleese and 'no-one mention the War' picard). Now stating he won't vote for May's deal even if someone puts a shotgun in his mouth. Was he born stupid? Did someone drop him on his head as a baby? Has he acquired a qualification in 'Stupidity' from the University of Stupid People?

What an utter pr!ck.
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Post by Pr4wn on Thu 28 Mar 2019, 12:53 pm

Agreed, he's a complete bell.

You'd enjoy this, Navy: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/mar/22/political-monsters-media-jacob-rees-mogg-platforms

Sums up the current media environment perfectly.

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Post by navyblueshorts on Thu 28 Mar 2019, 1:28 pm

Yeah. That article is about right. That's what we get when this country celebrates vacuous morons and so-called 'celebrities' (I'm looking at you Joey Essex et al) and almost uniformly looks down on those with education or who actually do something properly newsworthy. We console ourselves by giving to charity and thinking we're OK because we support Red Nose Day etc as that makes us good people, right?

This country has been bullshitting for decades, but I'm afraid we've stupidly revealed that the Emperor is actually stark, bollock, naked. We've been rumbled.

How did The Jam sing it? "The public gets what the public wants" morphing into "The public wants what the public gets". Who knew they were so prescient?
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Post by Cardiff Dave on Fri 29 Mar 2019, 11:50 am

And "the weak get crushed and the strong grow stronger".
Think i'll wear my "The Jam" t-shirt today.

Oh look what I found. Was on the main page earlier, but seems to have been shifted out of sight a bit, I guess....

"Nearly three million children in poverty despite parents working"...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-47734733

record employment though.



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Post by Dolphin Ziggler on Fri 29 Mar 2019, 1:26 pm

The 21 moronic MPs who voted against the sex and relationship education changes because they’re homophobic mentals.

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 29 Mar 2019, 1:31 pm

Agreed, if straight people have to put up with marriage, I don't see why "The Gays" should get away with being happy and content in a non binding relationship in the eyes of the lord, it just isn't fair.

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Post by navyblueshorts on Fri 29 Mar 2019, 2:16 pm

Cardiff Dave wrote:And "the weak get crushed and the strong grow stronger".
Think i'll wear my "The Jam" t-shirt today.

Oh look what I found. Was on the main page earlier, but seems to have been shifted out of sight a bit, I guess....

"Nearly three million children in poverty despite parents working"...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-47734733

record employment though.


Yeah. Not a good look is it?
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Post by navyblueshorts on Fri 29 Mar 2019, 2:17 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Agreed, if straight people have to put up with marriage, I don't see why "The Gays" should get away with being happy and content in a non binding relationship in the eyes of the lord, it just isn't fair.
Laugh OK
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Post by Cardiff Dave on Thu 04 Apr 2019, 1:35 pm

navyblueshorts wrote:
Cardiff Dave wrote:And "the weak get crushed and the strong grow stronger".
Think i'll wear my "The Jam" t-shirt today.

Oh look what I found. Was on the main page earlier, but seems to have been shifted out of sight a bit, I guess....

"Nearly three million children in poverty despite parents working"...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-47734733

record employment though.


Yeah. Not a good look is it?

What does look good at present? Things just don't seem to add up imo.
Often wondered how they count employment/unemployment figures these days. No doubt it's done in such a way to make out everything is fine and dandy. I understand that if somebody is unemplyoyed for more than 6 months and has X in savings, they are not entitled to dole or whatever it's called now. Are these people counted or do they just conveniently disappear?

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 24 May 2019, 7:13 am

People who call their crotch goblins "Prince" or "Princess" especially on social media when they hardly see the little feckers.

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Post by SecretFly on Mon 27 May 2019, 3:21 pm

...so basically fat people?

Yeah, I see the point.


One that has progressively boiled my blood..... people that eternally want "conversations".

Now I don't mind a good chat.  But the basterdes who come up with this endless "conversation" punchline.....

"Hear me out.  Hear me out though.  Yeah, so I did paint myself yellow and run through the centre of the village naked with a bicycle pump shoved up my bum, but hopefully..... hear me out, don't be rude..... what I was trying to.....  hopefully it can start a conversation about the parking fees at peak times."

If you want a conversation, open your mouth not your............. oh yeah

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Post by dyrewolfe on Tue 28 May 2019, 1:13 pm

SecretFly wrote:...so basically fat people?

Yeah, I see the point.


One that has progressively boiled my blood..... people that eternally want "conversations".

Now I don't mind a good chat.  But the basterdes who come up with this endless "conversation" punchline.....

"Hear me out.  Hear me out though.  Yeah, so I did paint myself yellow and run through the centre of the village naked with a bicycle pump shoved up my bum, but hopefully..... hear me out, don't be rude..... what I was trying to.....  hopefully it can start a conversation about the parking fees at peak times."

If you want a conversation, open your mouth not your............. oh yeah


In fairness to them, thats just because they're too stupid to know the difference between a conversation and a debate.  Wink


Something thats really got my goat over the last year or so is listening to various politicians wittering on about Brexit - specifically "putting it back to the people" when you know full well what they really mean is "we want to stop Brexit".
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Post by navyblueshorts on Wed 06 Nov 2019, 2:35 pm

Emma Watson:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-50299642

Do you think she listens back to the twaddle she spouts?
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian on Wed 06 Nov 2019, 3:37 pm

The woman on the Deliveroo advert. Jesus Christ she's annoying.

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Post by TRUSSMAN66 on Wed 06 Nov 2019, 3:40 pm

I'd bring in pink cards for Male Soccer players resulting in a ten minute sin bin.....

Sick of seeing girly boys writhing around screaming only to get up a minute later....Sickening and an embarrassment to the Male species..

The Women don't do it...

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Post by Galted on Wed 06 Nov 2019, 4:15 pm

navyblueshorts wrote:Emma Watson:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-50299642

Do you think she listens back to the twaddle she spouts?

Unfortunately she has a deluded sense of self-worth thanks to all the -philes who worship her.

I prefer the American system for child actors where they're encouraged to develop drug habits and fade mercifully from public life.
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Post by SecretFly on Thu 07 Nov 2019, 8:31 am

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:I'd bring in pink cards for Male Soccer players resulting in a ten minute sin bin.....

Sick of seeing girly boys writhing around screaming only to get up a minute later....Sickening and an embarrassment to the Male species..

The Women don't do it...

I'd add all the others who help the 'game' along.  Commentators who pretend to see their genuine injury and distress, refs who blow the whistle to legitimise the gag, journalists who have never ever made it the full story that wouldn't go away until the Football authorities finally put a blunt stop to it (i.e., red card for acting - straight red).

Then again, in some ultra boring games, it's sometimes the only thing commentators and pundits can find to talk about:  "Yeah I think that triple somersault, three backflips, ten cartwheels and the way the lad is holding his forehead there - I'd say the defender's shirt made contact with the lad's elbow.  We'll need to see it back but could be a red here.  Looks shocking."

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Post by navyblueshorts on Thu 07 Nov 2019, 8:43 am

SecretFly wrote:
TRUSSMAN66 wrote:I'd bring in pink cards for Male Soccer players resulting in a ten minute sin bin.....

Sick of seeing girly boys writhing around screaming only to get up a minute later....Sickening and an embarrassment to the Male species..

The Women don't do it...

I'd add all the others who help the 'game' along.  Commentators who pretend to see their genuine injury and distress, refs who blow the whistle to legitimise the gag, journalists who have never ever made it the full story that wouldn't go away until the Football authorities finally put a blunt stop to it (i.e., red card for acting - straight red).

Then again, in some ultra boring games, it's sometimes the only thing commentators and pundits can find to talk about:  "Yeah I think that triple somersault, three backflips, ten cartwheels and the way the lad is holding his forehead there - I'd say the defender's shirt made contact with the lad's elbow.  We'll need to see it back but could be a red here.  Looks shocking."
This leads nicely to some others that really get on my wick: ex-pros, who're selectively blind to blatant cheating, just because they used to get away with it in their own careers on occasion. If they can't call it as it transparently is, they shouldn't get the gig and, in the BBC's case, get paid with my money.
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