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Post by Rowley on Fri 05 Aug 2016, 12:37 am

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I hope Jules is quick enough to get the thread split with one of his puns. Would hate it to be something tedious.

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 12:44 am

Agreed Jules, thought he was nailed on for bronze, but thought the ref missed some key parrys. He should have gotten right in his face like in football, and asked what the C**T thought he was f***ing playing at, and does he want his blade up his arrris!

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Post by ShahenshahG on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 12:53 am

rick_dagless wrote:Agreed Jules, thought he was nailed on for bronze, but thought the ref missed some key parrys.  He should have gotten right in his face like in football, and asked what the C**T thought he was f***ing playing at, and does he want his blade up his arrris!

Foil not blade, you philistine.

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 12:55 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Agreed Jules, thought he was nailed on for bronze, but thought the ref missed some key parrys.  He should have gotten right in his face like in football, and asked what the C**T thought he was f***ing playing at, and does he want his blade up his arrris!

Foil not blade, you philistine.

A foil is a blade you god damn pagan... The foil describes the tip of the blade

The foil blade is no more than 90 cm in length with a blunted (or foiled) tip.

Anyone who has watched fencing as long as I have knows that! Dumbass.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 1:02 am

rick_dagless wrote:
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rick_dagless wrote:Agreed Jules, thought he was nailed on for bronze, but thought the ref missed some key parrys.  He should have gotten right in his face like in football, and asked what the C**T thought he was f***ing playing at, and does he want his blade up his arrris!

Foil not blade, you philistine.

A foil is a blade you god damn pagan...  The foil describes the tip of the blade

The foil blade is no more than 90 cm in length with a blunted (or foiled) tip.

Anyone who has watched fencing as long as I have knows that!  Dumbass.

You plastic fan, a Foil is a blade in the same way a football is a ball. Adequate but not precise, and precision is a key fundamental of fencing. The closest you've ever come to fencing is f*cking Ronseal.

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 1:04 am

Semantics you noob...

You merely fence illegal immigrants via Jeff, you know nothing about this regal sport.

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Post by Guest on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 1:10 am

Why not settle this once and for all with a fight? Foil v blade, loser gets to see his own innards.

Feel sorry for the guys who bought tickets for the ladies beach volleyball only to discover they were for the Egyptian team!

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 1:11 am

rick_dagless wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Agreed Jules, thought he was nailed on for bronze, but thought the ref missed some key parrys.  He should have gotten right in his face like in football, and asked what the C**T thought he was f***ing playing at, and does he want his blade up his arrris!

Foil not blade, you philistine.

A foil is a blade you god damn pagan...  The foil describes the tip of the blade

The foil blade is no more than 90 cm in length with a blunted (or foiled) tip.

Anyone who has watched fencing as long as I have knows that!  Dumbass.

I don't blame you for your mistake there rick. Sometimes it can take hours to truly understand the nuances of fencing. A foil is the entire weapon, consisting of the blade, the bellguard and the grip (and a few assorted nuts, bolts and fasteners, the technical details of which I feel you're not yet ready for).

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Post by ShahenshahG on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 1:12 am

rick_dagless wrote:Semantics you noob...

You merely fence illegal immigrants via Jeff, you know nothing about this regal sport.

No self respecting fan of this sport of gentlemen would ever refer to another as a noob. Truly, you miscreant, you exemplar of the unenlightened and quintessence of the unwashed.

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Post by Guest on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 1:14 am

I'm not remotely interested in fencing therefore I'm happy to refer to both Shah and Rick as a pair of silly bickering c*nts and only Jules coming out of this with any credit

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 1:19 am

It is a fair point Jules, I just tried to dumb it down for Shah as he has no concept of the intricacies of this ancient sport, and in doing so went a bit off piste...

Morning DAVE.

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Post by Guest on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 1:21 am

Morning Rick, appreciate you efforts to educate Shah, but silk purses/sows' ears and all that

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 1:24 am

It is an uphill battle mate.

RE: The beach volleyball, you would indeed be devastated, I have also noticed that there is a lot more coverage of the women's, than the men's, so any argument to say is not all about the @55 is false.

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Post by Galted on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 1:26 am

Some seriously ragged-looking growler in the women's 7s, glad that's over.
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Post by ShahenshahG on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 1:32 am

DAVE667 wrote:I'm not remotely interested in fencing therefore I'm happy to refer to both Shah and Rick as a pair of silly bickering c*nts and only Jules coming out of this with any credit
Phuck you Deforested Gump.

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Post by Galted on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 1:36 am

Can't say I've been too impressed with the fencing either, should give them proper swords to liven it up. The suicide cycling's been the sport to watch so far.
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Post by Guest on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 1:39 am

Galted wrote:Can't say I've been too impressed with the fencing either, should give them proper swords to liven it up. The suicide cycling's been the sport to watch so far.
Closely followed by the self maiming gymnastics

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Post by Galted on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 1:42 am

Have to confess that I don't have what it takes to watch that clip.
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Post by Guest on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 1:48 am

Galted wrote:Have to confess that I don't have what it takes to watch that clip.
That guy's a f*cking legend, he was pictured yesterday walking with a zimmer frame

The British girl who landed on her neck is lucky to be walking at all.

Louis Smith needs to work on his self-maiming technique

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 2:23 am

DAVE667 wrote:
Galted wrote:Have to confess that I don't have what it takes to watch that clip.
That guy's a f*cking legend, he was pictured yesterday walking with a zimmer frame

The British girl who landed on her neck is lucky to be walking at all.

Louis Smith needs to work on his self-maiming technique

His topknot needs to get caught in the rings.

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Post by Guest on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 3:00 am

rick_dagless wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Galted wrote:Have to confess that I don't have what it takes to watch that clip.
That guy's a f*cking legend, he was pictured yesterday walking with a zimmer frame

The British girl who landed on her neck is lucky to be walking at all.

Louis Smith needs to work on his self-maiming technique

His topknot needs to get caught in the rings.
And that stupid beard needs ripping off as well.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 5:48 am

Good afternoon.

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 5:57 am

Hello

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 8:02 am

Sorry, Tino. I was so intent in letting rick michaels the thread that I did not return your greeting. Good afternoon. What news of CC 3.0?

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Post by Rowley on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 12:48 pm

I have sold my house and got the one I wanted. Thought I'd share this with you as I know some of you have quite literally been on tenterhooks. Welcome back Tina.

In other news I went to Rotherham Market Saturday and asked the woman on the produce counter for around £3.00 of cheddar. She put a big block on, looked how much that was worth and measured it out with the cheese wire, cut it, put my block back on and it was £2.99!

When I saw the £180 profit on Bargain Hunt I did not think my weekends could get any crazier but how wrong I was. God only knows what zaniness this forthcoming weekend will bring.

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Post by Galted on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 12:58 pm

Congrats, Jeff, or whatever one says in such a situation. And about the house buying and selling as well.


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Post by ShahenshahG on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 10:50 pm

Morning notches,

Congrats Jeff, the crucial question is: Did the candle go with the house?

Morning Rick, you untutored peasant.

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 11:04 pm

Morning Shah you uncultured barbarian, unaccustomed to the fineries of modern western society. How is it going mate?

Nice one on the abode Jeff, is it off the main marching route of the Nazis? And not near any nonce hiding places?

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Post by ShahenshahG on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 11:22 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Shah you uncultured barbarian, unaccustomed to the fineries of modern western society.  How is it going mate?

Nice one on the abode Jeff, is it off the main marching route of the Nazis?  And not near any nonce hiding places?

laughing You're from the North, in world war 2 the Jews were granting YOU asylum.

Not too bad, feeling very superior to you all today. My field of expertise in play today, Dressage. What about yourself?

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 11:27 pm

We don't have showers up here mate, they would feel safer.

Today I am mainly going to be an expert in trap shooting and kayaking, and I am working in the North today so the air is sweet and the women are scary.

Having an argument with estate agents, they really are a bunch of tools who get money for feck all!

Who you fancying in the dressage, and are you happy that ex race horses are getting new jobs?

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Post by Rowley on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 11:28 pm

https://youtu.be/d8p933i6Rkk

Morning all. The candle goes with us. As you've seen the old house you may as well see the new one. https://www.onthemarket.com/details/2900559/

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Post by ShahenshahG on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 11:36 pm

That is fecking lovely Jeff, you planning on a nipper?

Rick what's up with the estate agents, what are they charging you for?

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 11:39 pm

lovely gaff Jeff nice one.

Mainly form filling, procrastination and general malaise Shah, we will have words today...

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Post by Rowley on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 11:49 pm

No shah. The room with the computer in the current house is meant to be a second bedroom, my books and general crap have put paid to that. Wanted something big enough to have a proper spare bedroom.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 11:50 pm

rick_dagless wrote:lovely gaff Jeff nice one.

Mainly form filling, procrastination and general malaise Shah, we will have words today...

Tear em a new one Rick and record it.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 11:50 pm

Rowley wrote:No shah. The room with the computer in the current house is meant to be a second bedroom, my books and general crap have put paid to that. Wanted something big enough to have a proper spare bedroom.

Was that your idea or TSMR's?

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Post by Rowley on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 11:51 pm

I am having estate agent woes Rick. We put the offer in on the new place Friday, did not hear anything until yesterday so spent the whole weekend stressing. Found out yesterday they had forgot to tell the vendors about the offer.

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Post by Rowley on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 11:52 pm

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Rowley wrote:No shah. The room with the computer in the current house is meant to be a second bedroom, my books and general crap have put paid to that. Wanted something big enough to have a proper spare bedroom.

Was that your idea or TSMR's?

I'd have never moved. I'm lazy as feck.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Tue 09 Aug 2016, 11:57 pm

Rowley wrote:
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Rowley wrote:No shah. The room with the computer in the current house is meant to be a second bedroom, my books and general crap have put paid to that. Wanted something big enough to have a proper spare bedroom.

Was that your idea or TSMR's?

I'd have never moved. I'm lazy as feck.

Keep a sharp lookout for holes in your condom Jeff other than the one that is part of the design.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:02 am

Rowley wrote:https://youtu.be/d8p933i6Rkk

Morning all. The candle goes with us. As you've seen the old house you may as well see the new one. https://www.onthemarket.com/details/2900559/

Lovely bath, Jeff. Perfect for those long, deep soaks with a bit of Radox and some J*zz.

Better than the tin one in your current place.

Morning all.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:08 am

Morning Tino, Welcome back, did you finally get some progress with those Spanish builders.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:13 am

ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Tino, Welcome back, did you finally get some progress with those Spanish builders.

Morning mate. All things relative but things have progressed. Mrs Windows actually sorted them out when we were out there on our own a month or so back. She stormed off to their offices within 30 minutes of us arriving with me in her ear winding her up about them. No idea what she said or threatened to do, but they have certainly upped their game considerably. English builders would have had it done weeks ago.

How is young Hassan getting along.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:25 am

Rather worried about him to be honest. He's already using his legs to move himself off the bed so I guess he's going to be strong lad. But the boy has a serenity about him that suggests an even temperament and therefore unlikely to follow my career path. Might get the 5 yr old a sex change. She's a right crazy bitch.


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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:26 am

ShahenshahG wrote:She's a right crazy bitch.

They generally are.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:45 am

I've put the wind up Rowley, he will be asking you for advice soon on a more permanent solution for his spunk.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:47 am

Rowley wrote:https://youtu.be/d8p933i6Rkk

Morning all. The candle goes with us. As you've seen the old house you may as well see the new one. https://www.onthemarket.com/details/2900559/

The one on the right looks a lot better.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:52 am

ShahenshahG wrote:I've put the wind up Rowley, he will be asking you for advice soon on a more permanent solution for his spunk.

He is a massive w*nker so I'm sure he'll be fine.

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Post by Guest on Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:53 am

Morning all, given that Kayaking and "horse dancing" are taken, I'm gonna give rhythmic gymnastics a whirl which is ironic given I will be sub-specializing on the ribbon as opposed to the ball or hoop.

Delighted to hear Rowley has moved house, my days can now only be improved by listening to tales of how his new house is a f*cking DIY death trap and he's realized he's bought a real pig in a poke.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 10 Aug 2016, 1:07 am

I watched 10-15 minutes of water polo at the last Olympics. Easily enough to take me to commentator-level expertise. Ask me anything.

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Post by Guest on Wed 10 Aug 2016, 1:19 am

What is an acceptable number of drowned horses per chukka?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Wed 10 Aug 2016, 1:20 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:I watched 10-15 minutes of water polo at the last Olympics. Easily enough to take me to commentator-level expertise. Ask me anything.

If you had to sleep with either Theresa May or Nicola Sturgeon, who would you slip it to?

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