It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

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Have I missed it?

Good.

rick_dagless wrote:You know we are on a recruitment drive right Shah?

Sorry Jules

Well if you are not using palliative medicine don't f***ing whine about it.  Falcodine  specially differents the cough reflex and will help you and your harem sleep.  I just don't get ill, because we don't in The North.

Better?

Yes, you SEN.

Glad we cleared that up...

Don't want to offend prospective members.

F**k of Shah. You need to do a lot worse than that.

As I'm quite important and busy, I'll take time to explain. It wasn't actually me that left the key in, it was some other tw*t. However it flew between our heads when the lathe was switched on.

You're right of course, one of us would defo have died had it made contact.

How we laughed!

Morning all.

'sup Tattie, glad to see you are not a f***ing snowflake.

Glad the key missed now.

rick_dagless wrote:'sup Tattie, glad to see you are not a f***ing snowflake.

Glad the key missed now.

Caught Secretfly right on the temple though.

Seems to be the case...

You OK, supes?

Aye not bad - having to deal a lot with a client who is a complete pain in the hole at the moment. Am trying to find a tactful way of withdrawing from acting for them without p!ssing off them or my bosses.

Otherwise all good.

Any conflict of interest? You dealt with any of the other side in any kind of deal, past, or present?

I finally completed on my new house today.

Have managed to do that on a couple of their deals, but they are relentless. Trying to pile a load of time onto their files to show my bosses that they won't pay me for all of my time and that acting for them is unprofitable.

Congratulations - when does the sex swing get installed/

Came with the flat mate...

Pun intended

Morning notches...

Morning Notcherino

All good in the hood?

Not bad here mate, how was your weekend?

Pretty bland but got in a word with my bank manager in London who found a way to save me about 900 quid a year and gave me a sly way to get back about 2400 in bank charges. I managed to charm her in a way that made my weekend. Gently reeled her in like a sadistic fisherman, got to eat at Sam's (KFC but savoury instead of sweet). Then watched the Kung Fu Panda/Penguins of Madagascar series with the kids for the rest of it. How was yours?

Out at a club with friends on Friday, in Huddersfield to watch boxing with Mrs D on Sat, and chilled in the local pub Sunday.

All good to be fair.

Looking forward to another thrilling week in CC world

rick_dagless wrote:Out at a club with friends on Friday, in Huddersfield to watch boxing with Mrs D on Sat, and chilled in the local pub Sunday.

All good to be fair.

Looking forward to another thrilling week in CC world

I can hardly wait. When does it start?

It starts now that you are here, Jules.

rick_dagless wrote:It starts now that you are here, Jules.

Bradfordian Bumlicker

Morning. Luckily I saved myself £20 as Frenchies tv wouldn't let me order boxing.

Weird day yesterday sorting through some of my old mans belongings and collecting some of his ashes. Gonna bury them in cricket pitch after a game.

Also picked up a time piece. Know nothing about it. Need action netball man for some advice. Sure not worth much, wouldn't sell, but looks old

I watch Bargain Hunt sean - what make is your timepiece?

My weekend got quite exciting when I discovered that YouTube stream the rugby 7s live, but after a game and a half I realised how f*cking tedious it is and why I never watched it when I had Sky.
Couldn't find any new p*do-vigilante-sting footage so I just ended up rearranging furniture and bullying the cat.

You may be interested to hear there is a hidden cat based game in the Android Nougat OS on phones and tablets Galts.

I am, RiCk. Thanks for the information or, as we say in the world of finance-related technology, the "heads-up".

No problem Galts, here to help and spread knowledge through the CC community.

Would have been more useful if you'd said how to find it.

I just arm you with the knowledge Jules, the process is quite convoluted and it will be easier for you guys to Google it, than it would be for me to type out the process.

I see. In any case, I don't have an Android Nougat phone.

There is one in Marshmallow also, it doesn't have a cat.

I don't really like marshmallows either.

I don't know what flavour my phone is, but I shall follow Rick's advice and make much use of Google.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I watch Bargain Hunt sean - what make is your timepiece?

Armida. Has cylinder 10 rubis engraved. Think it is silver

Afternoon all.

A bowl of curry with a tiger bread baguette. 10/10

Morning Notches.

'sup Shah. How is it grooving?

Pretty dead actually. Feeling knackered every morning even though I'm getting a fair bit of rest in. Might have to start watching what I eat and drink, depressing thoughts.

What about you, All good in the Lithuanian hood?

Labas rytas Shah,

I don't believe there is a single time since I was about 8 when I have not felt at least a little bit tired.

Have you tried meth amphetamine? Wakes you up, but quite Moorish apparently.

rick_dagless wrote:Labas rytas Shah,

I don't believe there is a single time since I was about 8 when I have not felt at least a little bit tired.

Have you tried meth amphetamine?  Wakes you up, but quite Moorish apparently.

To be Frank..No

Probably for the best mate.

Have you managed to recruit another smartly dressed Barry yet?

Not yet no. Probably won't be recruiting anyone soon after that experience though they might be should I choose to leave in a a couple of months. Can't keep these hours up. They're reviewing whether they can change the hours to suit me but I don't think it's possible.

Time to spread one's wings dear boy, gathering insects or gardening maybe?

Morning rick
Morning Shah
Morning sean
Morning Galted
Morning super
Morning Tattie
Morning TLD
Morning Tino
Morning Jeff
Morning kingraf
Morning Union
Morning Adam
Morning Hibbz

Morning Julius. What a fine list you have provided, it does bring back some memories, especially about the times I made lists.

Sadly, I have many more mouths to feed so will probably go into another job with 12 hour shifts as unlike Tino's missus mine is thick as pigsh*t and useless for everything except bumming.

Morning Galted "The halted" development and Julius

ShahenshahG wrote:Sadly, I have many more mouths to feed so will probably go into another job with 12 hour shifts as unlike Tino's missus mine is thick as pigsh*t and useless for everything except bumming.

This has made my day.

Morning to everyone on Jules's list.

Very fancy Galted

Thank you, Julius.

It's some of my finest work. I can't wait to show Mum.