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Irish Team since the Fall of the Dinosaurs

Post by SecretFly on Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:21 am

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Post by BamBam on Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:28 am

O'Connell
O'Donnell
O'Driscoll
O'Bennett
O'Mahoney
O'Sexton
O'Zebo
O'Murphy
O'Brien
O'Casey
O'Callaghan
O'Dea
O'Conner
O'Donovan
O'Hara

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Re: Irish Team since the Fall of the Dinosaurs

Post by Griff on Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:28 am

Declan O'Malley from 10 B.C. Cracking boot on him.

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Re: Irish Team since the Fall of the Dinosaurs

Post by Shifty on Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:29 am

You will win if Sexton is playing, you'll lose if he isn't...
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Re: Irish Team since the Fall of the Dinosaurs

Post by SecretFly on Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:48 am

BamBam wrote:O'Connell
O'Donnell
O'Driscoll
O'Bennett
O'Mahoney
O'Sexton
O'Zebo
O'Murphy
O'Brien
O'Casey
O'Callaghan
O'Dea
O'Conner
O'Donovan
O'Hara

Fantastic team! And a great memory. I forget half of those lads myself, and I'm Irish.

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Re: Irish Team since the Fall of the Dinosaurs

Post by captain carrantuohil on Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:51 am

Brian Boru, Mary Robinson, Brian O'Driscoll, Mike Gibson, Mary McAleese, Samuel Beckett, Cuchulainn, Jonathan Swift, James Joyce, Finn McCool, Flann O'Brien, Paul O'Connell, Brendan Behan, Fergus Slattery Willie Duggan.

Political savvy, warrior-like tendencies, literary genius, the ability to drink any capital dry and a couple of decent ball-players...who could beat us?

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Re: Irish Team since the Fall of the Dinosaurs

Post by Gooseberry on Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:52 am

O Farrell?
Offiah?
OMG?

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Re: Irish Team since the Fall of the Dinosaurs

Post by SecretFly on Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:53 am

Ah come on Captain...you always need a little smart ass sniper in there as 9. Higgins is your man. Bits a leg and never lets go.

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Re: Irish Team since the Fall of the Dinosaurs

Post by captain carrantuohil on Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:58 am

Can't beat the Hound of Ulster, I reckon - Higgins can warm the pine with Moss Keane, Willie John, Gay Byrne and Christy Moore, among others. It will stop all the Ulster supporters on the board from telling me that I've overlooked their players, as well.

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Re: Irish Team since the Fall of the Dinosaurs

Post by Rugby Fan on Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:00 am

Why are we all accepting the premise that the dinosaurs have fallen?

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Re: Irish Team since the Fall of the Dinosaurs

Post by SecretFly on Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:06 am

Rugby Fan wrote:Why are we all accepting the premise that the dinosaurs have fallen?

Shocked Whistle

coz................................coz David Attenborough told us?

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Re: Irish Team since the Fall of the Dinosaurs

Post by Rugby Fan on Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:22 am

SecretFly wrote:
Rugby Fan wrote:Why are we all accepting the premise that the dinosaurs have fallen?

Shocked Whistle

coz................................coz David Attenborough told us?
Has David Attenborough never heard of Phil Vickery?

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Re: Irish Team since the Fall of the Dinosaurs

Post by Cyril on Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:40 am

Stringer was around before the dinosaurs.

When he retires they're going to preserve him in amber.

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Re: Irish Team since the Fall of the Dinosaurs

Post by Gooseberry on Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:00 am

Cyril wrote:Stringer was around before the dinosaurs.

When he retires they're going to preserve him in amber.


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Re: Irish Team since the Fall of the Dinosaurs

Post by Luckless Pedestrian on Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:33 am

captain carrantuohil wrote:Brian Boru, Mary Robinson, Brian O'Driscoll, Mike Gibson, Mary McAleese, Samuel Beckett, Cuchulainn, Jonathan Swift, James Joyce, Finn McCool, Flann O'Brien, Paul O'Connell, Brendan Behan, Fergus Slattery Willie Duggan.

Political savvy, warrior-like tendencies, literary genius, the ability to drink any capital dry and a couple of decent ball-players...who could beat us?

James Joyce was a hell of a player, but his teammates sometimes found him hard to read.

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Re: Irish Team since the Fall of the Dinosaurs

Post by SecretFly on Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:35 am

True. Joyce was like a Fitzgerald kind of player.  He knew what he meant but others hadn't a clue.

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Re: Irish Team since the Fall of the Dinosaurs

Post by rodders on Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:38 am

captain carrantuohil wrote:Brian Boru, Mary Robinson, Brian O'Driscoll, Mike Gibson, Mary McAleese, Samuel Beckett, Cuchulainn, Jonathan Swift, James Joyce, Finn McCool, Flann O'Brien, Paul O'Connell, Brendan Behan, Fergus Slattery Willie Duggan.

Political savvy, warrior-like tendencies, literary genius, the ability to drink any capital dry and a couple of decent ball-players...who could beat us?

I'm presuming Rob Kearney is injured here?
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Re: Irish Team since the Fall of the Dinosaurs

Post by SecretFly on Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:40 am

rodders wrote:
captain carrantuohil wrote:Brian Boru, Mary Robinson, Brian O'Driscoll, Mike Gibson, Mary McAleese, Samuel Beckett, Cuchulainn, Jonathan Swift, James Joyce, Finn McCool, Flann O'Brien, Paul O'Connell, Brendan Behan, Fergus Slattery Willie Duggan.

Political savvy, warrior-like tendencies, literary genius, the ability to drink any capital dry and a couple of decent ball-players...who could beat us?

I'm presuming Rob Kearney is injured here?

He might be. But first they're trying to find him. He's usually to be found buried into the turf somewhere after a game. It's where he's most comfortable.

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Re: Irish Team since the Fall of the Dinosaurs

Post by captain carrantuohil on Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:51 am

Kearney's writing is shoite, he has no political acumen of which I've ever heard, his abilities with cudgel, sling, spear or sword are highly questionable and as a modern player, he'd undoubtedly spend too much time taking cold baths and imbibing isotonic drinks. What sort of player is that?

Seems to have forgotten how to tackle as well.

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Re: Irish Team since the Fall of the Dinosaurs

Post by R!skysports on Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:53 am

o' klahoma

was a cracking player, almost like a farmer with a brand new wife


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Re: Irish Team since the Fall of the Dinosaurs

Post by SecretFly on Wed Mar 01, 2017 3:01 am

O'Kay - an honest player but not a great one. Not sure he should even have been on the bench - thankful he seldom made it off it for the 15 years he was a professional

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Re: Irish Team since the Fall of the Dinosaurs

Post by GunsGermsV2 on Wed Mar 01, 2017 3:16 am

captain carrantuohil wrote:Brian Boru, Mary Robinson, Brian O'Driscoll, Mike Gibson, Mary McAleese, Samuel Beckett, Cuchulainn, Jonathan Swift, James Joyce, Finn McCool, Flann O'Brien, Paul O'Connell, Brendan Behan, Fergus Slattery Willie Duggan.

Political savvy, warrior-like tendencies, literary genius, the ability to drink any capital dry and a couple of decent ball-players...who could beat us?

I think Panty Bliss should be coach.

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Re: Irish Team since the Fall of the Dinosaurs

Post by carpet baboon on Wed Mar 01, 2017 3:29 am

What about Slàine (2000ad) ? He would certainly lead from the front and would put the fear in all opponent's.
Not sure his axe would be allowed though

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Re: Irish Team since the Fall of the Dinosaurs

Post by captain carrantuohil on Wed Mar 01, 2017 3:44 am

Panty would be a hyper-modern choice for coach, Guns. I can't see Cuchulainn or Brendan Behan, to name but two, treating the coach with appropriate respect, though.

I had thought about George Hook - also has or had a penchant for women's undergarments, knows as much about the game as Panty and might unify the side in horror against his 'old Blueshirt' tendencies.

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Post by GunsGermsV2 on Wed Mar 01, 2017 3:46 am

captain carrantuohil wrote:Panty would be a hyper-modern choice for coach, Guns. I can't see Cuchulainn or Brendan Behan, to name but two, treating the coach with appropriate respect, though.

I had thought about George Hook - also has or had a penchant for women's undergarments, knows as much about the game as Panty and might unify the side in horror against his 'old Blueshirt' tendencies.

Well if the two Marys are allowed in the team I think it is only fair.

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Re: Irish Team since the Fall of the Dinosaurs

Post by SecretFly on Wed Mar 01, 2017 3:57 am

Michael O'Leary has to be coach - abrasive, challenging, insulting, goading, pompous, peevish and prickly.... all the usual traits of the best coaches in the world.

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Re: Irish Team since the Fall of the Dinosaurs

Post by captain carrantuohil on Wed Mar 01, 2017 4:03 am

Like your thinking, Secret. Can we have Willie Mullins as his assistant? A great trainer and team harmony would be just dandy.

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Re: Irish Team since the Fall of the Dinosaurs

Post by carpet baboon on Wed Mar 01, 2017 4:08 am

Connor McGregor just for the press conferences

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Re: Irish Team since the Fall of the Dinosaurs

Post by SecretFly on Wed Mar 01, 2017 4:21 am

"Whah would ya do Eddie??? Whah would yeh f**kin' do, Jones? Ye'd do f**king' nothing! Yer all talk! You'd do nothing. That's what ye'd do - f**kin' nothing!"

Yeah...I'm liking the entertainment value of that, carpet.

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