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Post by ShahenshahG on Fri Apr 07, 2017 8:34 am

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Post by ShahenshahG on Fri Apr 07, 2017 8:46 am

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:19 am

You are on fire this morning mate, why such a jovial mood?

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Post by ShahenshahG on Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:37 am

Not sure mate. Just a bit more relaxed. I have arranged a meeting with the boss for sometime next week and am going to try and get what I need in hour's and a harmonisation of my pay levels depending on which role I'm operating in. Naturally I'm going to harmonise it to my highest pay level but anywhere near that and I am delighted. Picked up the wife ...she drove us home. 16 dead infidels but on the downside her clutch control could use a bit of work. But that will come with experience. Will take her on a drive later on to the Tesco car park so she can work on the clutch. Dicing with death am I. On the plus side at least trump has done something noteworthy for decisiveNess rather than for being moronic

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:40 am

If you do die you are probably up for a few virgins for keeping this place alive mate. And a few infidels less is not too bad.

Hope the hours thing comes in for you, sounds like you need it.

As for the Syria thing, if it hit where it said it hit, and for the reasons it hit there, then, yep, about time. But if not...

Also, be interested to see what Putin does. Strange it happened during the China talks as well.

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Post by Galted on Fri Apr 07, 2017 11:45 am

Hello everyone. Apologies for my absence but I've been catching up on my recycling to make the world a safer place for Julius's progeny.
I separated all my batteries and threw the big ones into the Thames and the little ones into the Serpentine. And I left my old fridge in Epping Forest so that the soil can gain vital nutrients when it decomposes. And I've stopped hoarding plastic bags and set them free off the coast of Rye.

I'll do anything for Julius.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Apr 07, 2017 12:13 pm

Galted wrote:Hello everyone. Apologies for my absence but I've been catching up on my recycling to make the world a safer place for Julius's progeny.
I separated all my batteries and threw the big ones into the Thames and the little ones into the Serpentine. And I left my old fridge in Epping Forest so that the soil can gain vital nutrients when it decomposes. And I've stopped hoarding plastic bags and set them free off the coast of Rye.

I'll do anything for Julius.

But you won't do that.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Fri Apr 07, 2017 12:46 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Hello everyone. Apologies for my absence but I've been catching up on my recycling to make the world a safer place for Julius's progeny.
I separated all my batteries and threw the big ones into the Thames and the little ones into the Serpentine. And I left my old fridge in Epping Forest so that the soil can gain vital nutrients when it decomposes. And I've stopped hoarding plastic bags and set them free off the coast of Rye.

I'll do anything for Julius.

But you won't do that.

Meatloaf is Sean's favourite dish and also the nickname of his local bakers nob.

I always thought that was Tina Turner in the song but apparently not

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Post by ShahenshahG on Fri Apr 07, 2017 3:30 pm

Alas Poor Don "Julius" Rickles, I knew him well

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri Apr 07, 2017 3:37 pm

Ha, just noticed Jules thread split.

Well played.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Mon Apr 10, 2017 6:53 am

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon Apr 10, 2017 8:10 am

Morning Shah
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-39531003

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon Apr 10, 2017 9:40 am

Sweepstake on the next thread split?

August 2018.

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Post by Galted on Mon Apr 10, 2017 10:09 am

It's sure to pick up greatly during the summer when everyone's out and about visiting museums and galleries and especially when the Proms start.
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Post by ShahenshahG on Mon Apr 10, 2017 10:29 am

Sorry Jules. I'm on babysitting duties today. It's a killer when you have 150 of em

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon Apr 10, 2017 10:51 am

Galted wrote:It's sure to pick up greatly during the summer when everyone's out and about visiting museums and galleries and especially when the Proms start.

And when the next Will Ferrell movie comes out.

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Post by Galted on Mon Apr 10, 2017 12:00 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:It's sure to pick up greatly during the summer when everyone's out and about visiting museums and galleries and especially when the Proms start.

And when the next Will Ferrell movie comes out.

Certainly. I shall have an opinion or two to post.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon Apr 10, 2017 1:02 pm

I was looking to forward to Tino's review of Logan, but unfortunately Tino died before posting it.

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Post by Galted on Mon Apr 10, 2017 1:58 pm

Me too, I was hoping to discover whether he wears sunglasses indoors.

Indoors!

C*nt.
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Post by rick_dagless on Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:22 am

Morning notches, all well?

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Post by ShahenshahG on Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:27 am

Morning Rick the Brick, we missed you yesterday! It was deader than Tino's nob in here. Fare thee well?

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:33 am

All good indeed, I had to work from home as I got internet plugged in, I am now back in the 21st century.

Happy days indeed, I expect I did not miss much?

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Post by ShahenshahG on Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:59 am

Not really no. I was tied up looking after my kids (figuratively, i'm not Tino) and Julius was trying to turn Galted into a Tino surrogate but failed. Sun is out, Sky is blue and its a short week so all is good in the world. Any plans for the long weekend?

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue Apr 11, 2017 8:07 am

Fair enough, did the children survive?

I had the glorious realisation today, when I arrived in work that it is a short week.

Always nice when that happens. So back to the motherland on Friday, may go visit Tino's grave.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue Apr 11, 2017 8:29 am

rick_dagless wrote:Fair enough, did the children survive?

I had the glorious realisation today, when I arrived in work that it is a short week.

Always nice when that happens.  So back to the motherland on Friday, may go visit Tino's grave.

If you do, please place a gilt bond on there for me.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:23 am

Yes the children survived. And Julius I actually laughed out loud there. I've got the weekend off and next week too. Going to go gym in the morning and hump the wife during the day. Then sink into a blissfull sleep during the night. Life is good.

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue Apr 11, 2017 1:08 pm

Glad to hear that Shah, and I am sure the wife will be delighted.


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Post by ShahenshahG on Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:54 am

Gutentag Notches, The stupid is strong in the US lately, more than usual

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed Apr 12, 2017 7:14 am

Morning Shah, how so?

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Post by ShahenshahG on Wed Apr 12, 2017 7:25 am

The United airlines debacle followed by the double gaffes by Spicer in particular.

All good in the hood mon frere?

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed Apr 12, 2017 7:28 am

Ah, yeah that was dumb, the subsequent emails were Ratneresque in their stupidity

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Post by ShahenshahG on Wed Apr 12, 2017 7:46 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YGc4zOqozo

After this i'm not sure they've learnt their lesson.

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:09 am

The sharp drop in share price, plus high level cull should do the job. There is too much coverage on this one.

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Post by Galted on Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:42 am

Good start again, chaps, hope it's maintained throughout the day. You're like a cricket team that has its 2 best batsmen at 1 and 2 and the innings folds when one of them is out.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:58 am

Galted wrote:Good start again, chaps, hope it's maintained throughout the day. You're like a cricket team that has its 2 best batsmen at 1 and 2 and the innings folds when one of them is out.

Thanks Galted.

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Post by Galted on Wed Apr 12, 2017 10:52 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Good start again, chaps, hope it's maintained throughout the day. You're like a cricket team that has its 2 best batsmen at 1 and 2 and the innings folds when one of them is out.

Thanks Galted.

Haha, you're welcome.

Was going to add that Julius is like the seasoned county pro who makes the odd cameo but by then I'd finished my dump and so pressed 'send' and got to work wiping my anus.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed Apr 12, 2017 11:09 am

I'm not J. Geils.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:23 pm

Afternoon notches

Pizza slices 9/10

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:28 pm

Spicy mint sauce?

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Post by ShahenshahG on Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:40 pm

No sadly. Donner meat on a vegetarian volcano. But thanks for reminding me. I need to find that recipe for you. I should have it by tonight or tomorrow

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:45 pm

Excellent, and it sounds like a cracking bit of pizza also.

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Post by Galted on Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:54 pm

Not bad, batting past the lunch break. Hopefully you two can make it to tea and we can review the situation from there.
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Post by ShahenshahG on Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:59 pm

I spoke to the HR director last night, informally and she said they have got a facilities and personnel meeting after easter where she will bring it up. She took down my preferred hours and said she would discuss it with the relevant person. So fingers crossed I'll be on good hours and available here during the day.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Wed Apr 12, 2017 2:58 pm

Don't all celebrate at once you b@stards

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Post by Galted on Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:09 pm

I was going to give it a "yay" but feared being thrown off a building.
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:10 pm

Celebrate the deed, not the thought.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:16 pm

Celebrate? You're dealing with HR Shah. Might as well offer your @rse to the Devil.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Wed Apr 12, 2017 4:25 pm

HR here is pretty good actually Jules. A unique situation I know but the HR Director is a powerful woman in her own right by force of will. She does not need to use her position to make herself feel better and this serenity is passed down to her staff. The external people who come in do act all HR ish but are soon set straight by the boss.

Galted, i'd throw you off the roof anyway were I not mortally terrified of receiving a fine for littering.

Ah Rick, as always, proving that infidels are not only cannon fodder and carrion bird feed. Celebrate the deed not the thought i.e. Don't become michaels.

Read you loud and clear.

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