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It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

Post by ShahenshahG on Fri Apr 07, 2017 8:34 am

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Re: It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

Post by rick_dagless on Fri May 19, 2017 9:14 am

Alas not, one is for a 49 year old gentleman I know, and the other is for an engaged couple.

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Post by Galted on Fri May 19, 2017 9:16 am

Lol out loud.
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Post by Galted on Fri May 19, 2017 9:23 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted you c*nt.

Sorry, Julius. Yours was far more eloquently put than mine. And your response to Tattie was also very good.
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Post by ShahenshahG on Fri May 19, 2017 9:24 am

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted you c*nt.

Sorry, Julius. Yours was far more eloquently put than mine. And your response to Tattie was also very good.

His response
To Tatty
Turned Julius very batty
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri May 19, 2017 9:29 am

Shah
Is fecked
With jumpers he's bedecked
Shah is cold
Shah is cold

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Post by Galted on Fri May 19, 2017 9:30 am

Should we tell Tattie that Tino spoke to us from beyond the grave? Not sure they knew each other, and you know what Scots are like with spirits.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri May 19, 2017 9:37 am

Galted wrote:Should we tell Tattie that Tino spoke to us from beyond the grave?

Yes. Oui. Ja.

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Post by Galted on Fri May 19, 2017 2:40 pm

Sorry to f*ck up your weekend michaelsing, Julius, but I have some very exciting news to share...
I've just bought a bag of Haribo Tangfastics and they're splendid, just the right balance of sweetness and sourness.

As you were.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Fri May 19, 2017 3:12 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Shah
Is fecked
With jumpers he's bedecked
Shah is cold
Shah is cold

Its true
I'm cold
Is this what it's like to be so old?
Julius?
Julius?

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri May 19, 2017 3:21 pm

Galted wrote:Sorry to f*ck up your weekend michaelsing, Julius, but I have some very exciting news to share...
I've just bought a bag of Haribo Tangfastics and they're splendid, just the right balance of sweetness and sourness.

As you were.


I bought some Tangy Wine Gums the other week. Basically wine gums covered in sugar, so twice as bad for you. They were very nice.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri May 19, 2017 3:22 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Shah
Is fecked
With jumpers he's bedecked
Shah is cold
Shah is cold

Its true
I'm cold
Is this what it's like to be so old?
Julius?
Julius?

Yes
It is
That and leaky piss
OAP
OAP

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Post by ShahenshahG on Fri May 19, 2017 3:59 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Shah
Is fecked
With jumpers he's bedecked
Shah is cold
Shah is cold

Its true
I'm cold
Is this what it's like to be so old?
Julius?
Julius?

Yes
It is
That and leaky piss
OAP
OAP

Old
And Proud
Till he's in a shroud
Julius
Julius

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Post by ShahenshahG on Mon May 22, 2017 7:20 am

Wooo. Michalsed like a BOSS.

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon May 22, 2017 7:29 am

Morning mate, how was the weekend?

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Post by ShahenshahG on Mon May 22, 2017 7:53 am

Lovely mate, Hassan's birthday on Saturday so spent a bit of time running around and saw some old friends and family I hadn't seen in a while. Pizza, Samosas and cake and some Spiced Chaat my aunt made which burnt my tongue. . Sunday, Sun out, a stroll in the park then the evening at a Palestinian restaurant with a selection of kebabs (or kabobs for you infidels) with paprika seasoned chips and a fine looking arab woman serving. Life is good. How was yours?

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon May 22, 2017 8:34 am

Good, I was at a wedding over the weekend and then some birthday celebrations yesterday, tiring but good fun.

Busy old week at work today, and the sun is out, which means the homeless folk near work will be extra entertaining.

Hopefully this is now the start of summer, but I am not holding my breath...

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon May 22, 2017 1:50 pm

Bit of early morning daglessing there.

I had coleslaw on my sandwich today as an extra treat. 9/10

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon May 22, 2017 3:12 pm

Afternoon all, internal stakeholder facing today, so apologies for the absence.

Thai red curry pasty from the local bakery place, bag of beef McCoy's, 6/10 - it was too sweet and not spicy enough.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon May 22, 2017 3:32 pm

Is that the new pasty shop rick? The one which may or may not sell cakes?

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon May 22, 2017 3:36 pm

That's the one, Jules. I believe they have a small selection of cakes. I am unsure whether or not they can take credit for making them.

I intend to go back soon, as there was a steak and Stilton pasty available, which has piqued my interest, so I will investigate more when I return.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon May 22, 2017 4:10 pm

Thanks. I'd hate to make the trek all the way up there for nothing.

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Post by Galted on Mon May 22, 2017 4:51 pm

Do they do any hummus and quinoa pies?
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Post by The Loaded Dog on Tue May 23, 2017 7:46 am

Morning chaps,

Furious first.

Awful act in Manchester. If they find the culprit I'd be in for the old hang, draw and quarter. Or 22 parts would be even better.
Only a gutless coward would commit such an act.

Things are all good here. I have to water the lawns in a minute. So friggin' dry & still warm.
Hope the day gets better for you all.
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Post by rick_dagless on Tue May 23, 2017 7:51 am

I am not sure about the hummus but I will look for you.

Yep TLD, it is a base act, and by the sounds of it, the culprit is in more than 19 pieces...

Why target a place with mainly kids is beyond me.

Barring the tragedy, how goes the antipodes

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Tue May 23, 2017 7:59 am

I'm always partial to a bit of hummus on some coal fired bread.

Yeah, whoever did it is probably in many pieces.

Terra Australis is fine. Silly things happening politically as usual (but on a minor scale compared to the rest of world). An overemphasis on sport and not enough on arts & kulchaar.

Get the feeling people are more fed up than ever about certain things. Weather pretty good.

That's about it in a nutshell.
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Post by rick_dagless on Tue May 23, 2017 9:29 am

Who will you be supporting in the upcoming Lions tour, or will it be as a neutral?

Or wholly not give a feck of course...

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Tue May 23, 2017 9:52 am

NZ - Mum is from Invercargill... schooled in ChCh... did nursing in Dunedin.
Decided to travel to the UK but only got as far as Sydney where she met Dad.

Funny thing was she pretended to follow the Wallabies for a few years in the 80s... (completely fooled me!)... then the true colours came through again. She is a fanatical All Black fan. I can barely watch a match with her. So one-sided! Smile

Some family friend played for the ABs and she almost worshiped him... until he broke someone's jaw in a Lion's tour match... or did something brutal. Typical Kiwi.

He came over here a few years ago on a visit.. they had dinner together.

Then double tragedy struck when he got back home. His 71 y.o. brother Denis died in a bush fire in Nth Canterbury... going back in to save someone trapped. Got caught in it and never came out.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/farming/agribusiness/10625282/Ex-All-Blacks-brother-dies-in-scrub-fire

Then Jack keeled over a few months later.

http://www.allblacks.com/News/26518/new-zealand-rugby-mourns-the-loss-of-jack-hazlett

Another brother Mike drowned in Bali in the early 90s.

A touch of bad luck one might say.
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Post by The Loaded Dog on Tue May 23, 2017 10:01 am

Check out the video at the bottom. "Get the gorse outta yer pockets!"

He was a real hard (but fair) bloke.








Over an hour later...
I suppose it's too heavy a read on a day like today. Now I've dog-eared the thread.
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Post by rick_dagless on Tue May 23, 2017 12:43 pm

Haha, nah I will have a look when I get a mo mate, I suspect people are getting involved in the general social media 5h1tstorm that is going on at the minute, I am staying away from it all in the comfort of the culture cup

I have been on calls for most of the day.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue May 23, 2017 2:35 pm

You've been phone facing?

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue May 23, 2017 2:43 pm

I have been headset/screen facing, Jules. Technology in action and all that.

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Tue May 23, 2017 9:46 pm

What a day.

Shah absent. Still recovering from his weekend feast at Aunty's no doubt.

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Tue May 23, 2017 9:56 pm

I am not Roger Moore.

Met him in a back street in Holland Park in 1990... filming Bullseye! I said it was a nice morning and he agreed.
Michael Caine was smoking nearby... lurking behind a tree with a kind of grin on his face. They were filming some saucy scene with Sally Kirkland.
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Post by ShahenshahG on Tue May 23, 2017 10:14 pm

Evening notches. Knackered and fading in and out of sleep. My shifts are catching up with me and Ramadan is only a working week away. My company was doing a conference up Manchester and were locked in to the centre until the early hours of this morning. Thankfully all are well.

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Tue May 23, 2017 10:18 pm

What a coincidence to have the conference there. Good to see you are OK and have been given the All Clear.
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Post by Galted on Tue May 23, 2017 11:17 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:I am not Roger Moore.

Met him in a back street in Holland Park in 1990... filming Bullseye! I said it was a nice morning and he agreed.
Michael Caine was smoking nearby... lurking behind a tree with a kind of grin on his face. They were filming some saucy scene with Sally Kirkland.

That's f*cked up my recent theory that they're the same person.

Not sure I've seen a Julius witticism since Roger Moore's death was announced.
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Post by ShahenshahG Yesterday at 6:29 am

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Post by rick_dagless Yesterday at 7:16 am

Morning all...

Bang average today mate, which is not all bad.

You?

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Post by JuliusHMarx Yesterday at 7:44 am

Galted wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:I am not Roger Moore.

Met him in a back street in Holland Park in 1990... filming Bullseye! I said it was a nice morning and he agreed.
Michael Caine was smoking nearby... lurking behind a tree with a kind of grin on his face. They were filming some saucy scene with Sally Kirkland.

That's f*cked up my recent theory that they're the same person.

Not sure I've seen a Julius witticism since Roger Moore's death was announced.

The name's Marx, Julius Marx.

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Post by ShahenshahG Yesterday at 7:44 am

Yeah pretty much the same. Hungry though.

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Post by The Loaded Dog Yesterday at 7:51 am

Do you load up before Ramadan? With food that is...
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Post by ShahenshahG Yesterday at 9:29 am

Not really, Usually just smoke the rest of the packet of cigarettes then don't smoke for the month

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Post by The Loaded Dog Yesterday at 11:28 am

Sounds reasonable. Although I didn't realise tobacco was classed as a food.
I suppose you can substitute the smokes for a dash of opium every now and then... just pop out to the back shed (if you have one) in between family chores.
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Post by rick_dagless Today at 7:27 am

Morning all, how are you notches this sunny day?

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Post by JuliusHMarx Today at 8:13 am

Morning. All eyes on the limerick thread today.

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Post by The Loaded Dog Today at 10:41 am

Good morning.
For our eyes only. One of my favourite threads.
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