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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 25 May 2017, 9:30 am

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 25 May 2017, 9:32 am

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent
'twas a rhyme well spent

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 25 May 2017, 10:02 am

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent
'twas a rhyme well spent
And one in the eye for CC

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 25 May 2017, 10:36 am

It's important to give to the poor

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 25 May 2017, 10:57 am

It's important to give to the poor
So they don't have to sleep on the floor

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 25 May 2017, 11:03 am

It's important to give to the poor
So they don't have to sleep on the floor
and put healthy food in their bellies

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 25 May 2017, 11:07 am

It's important to give to the poor
So they don't have to sleep on the floor
and put healthy food in their bellies
Get some shoes and not wellies

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 25 May 2017, 11:11 am

It's important to give to the poor
So they don't have to sleep on the floor
and put healthy food in their bellies
Get some shoes and not wellies
and start singing like Charles Aznavour

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 30 May 2017, 1:26 pm

It's not long now til the election

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Post by Galted on Tue 30 May 2017, 2:34 pm

It's not long now til the election
(should this not be in the off-topic section?)
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 30 May 2017, 2:41 pm

It's not long now til the election
(should this not be in the off-topic section?)
With Sturgeon and May

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Post by Galted on Tue 30 May 2017, 2:51 pm

It's not long now til the election
(should this not be in the off-topic section?)
With Sturgeon and May
Munching rug like it's hay
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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 30 May 2017, 11:14 pm

It's not long now til the election
(should this not be in the off-topic section?)
With Sturgeon and May
Munching rug like it's hay
Oooh... that's quite a nasty infection!

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 12:57 pm

Stop killing people you C**ts

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Post by Galted on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 1:01 pm

Stop killing people you C**ts
And don't sniff your grandad's Y-fronts
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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 1:01 pm

Stop killing people you C**ts
And don't sniff your grandad's Y-fronts
Don't eat yellow snow

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Post by Galted on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 1:16 pm

Stop killing people you C**ts
And don't sniff your grandad's Y-fronts
Don't eat yellow snow
Or blow up Heathrow
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Post by Pal Joey on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 1:19 pm

Stop killing people you C**ts
And don't sniff your grandad's Y-fronts
Don't eat yellow snow
Or blow up Heathrow
You sore-losing grovelling runts!

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 1:24 pm

LOL out loud

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 1:29 pm

In the Empire back in the day

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 2:37 pm

In the Empire back in the day
Where we sent crims for an extended stay

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 2:42 pm

In the Empire back in the day
Where we sent crims for an extended stay
A young Darth Vader

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Post by nadeem2099 on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 2:53 pm

In the Empire back in the day
Where we sent crims for an extended stay
A young Darth Vader
Was learning to be a raider 
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Post by ShahenshahG on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 5:38 pm

In the Empire back in the day
Where we sent crims for an extended stay
A young Darth Vader
Was learning to be a raider 
And stored in Michaels bum, a death ray 

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 5:47 pm

What's with the over-size font?

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Post by ShahenshahG on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 6:28 pm

What's with the over-size font?
Nadeem just being a Kont?

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Post by nadeem2099 on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 7:37 pm

What's with the over-size font?
Nadeem just being a Kont?
It is true I cannot deny
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 10:06 pm

What's with the over-size font?
Nadeem just being a Kont?
It is true I cannot deny
That you are SecretFly

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 9:55 am

What's with the over-size font?
Nadeem just being a Kont?
It is true I cannot deny
That you are SecretFly
and that Hungarian for bone is "csont"

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 10:07 am

That last line was not as expected


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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 10:11 am

That last line what not was expected
From far left field it was selected

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 10:45 am

That last line what not was expected
From far left field it was selected
It was good for effect

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 10:55 am

That last line was not as expected
From far left field it was selected
It was good for effect
and the syntax hardly wreck'd

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 10:59 am

That last line was not as expected
From far left field it was selected
It was good for effect
and the syntax hardly wreck'd
Cos the thigh csont and the knee csont are connected

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 11:04 am

Laugh

I met a pretty filly in Birmingham

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 11:15 am

I met a pretty filly in Birmingham
You say pretty? Was she wearing gingham?

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 11:17 am

I met a pretty filly in Birmingham
You say pretty? Was she wearing gingham?
Yes, it was plainly under her saddle

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 11:18 am

I met a pretty filly in Birmingham
You say pretty? Was she wearing gingham?
Yes, it was plainly under her saddle
Did you mount her and straddle?

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 11:22 am

I met a pretty filly in Birmingham
You say pretty? Was she wearing gingham?
Yes, it was plainly under her saddle
Did you mount her and straddle?
Her praises, tell me, can you sing 'em?

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 11:25 am

Hey Jules, any plans for your fifteen nine-hundred and second?

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 11:31 am

Hey Jules, any plans for your fifteen nine-hundred and second?
I don't know, I hadn't realised it beckoned

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 11:35 am

Hey Jules, any plans for your fifteen nine-hundred and second?
I don't know, I hadn't realised it beckoned
So now that you know

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 12:21 pm

Hey Jules, any plans for your fifteen nine-hundred and second?
I don't know, I hadn't realised it beckoned
So now that you know
I've gone past it - oh no!

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 12:26 pm

Hey Jules, any plans for your fifteen nine-hundred and second?
I don't know, I hadn't realised it beckoned
So now that you know
I've gone past it - oh no!
Far too slow off the mark we all reckoned.

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 07 Jun 2017, 11:27 am

Thank feck it's almost vote time.

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 07 Jun 2017, 12:57 pm

Thank feck it's almost vote time,
as he sucks on some lemon and lime,

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Post by nadeem2099 on Wed 07 Jun 2017, 1:24 pm

Thank feck it's almost vote time,
as he sucks on some lemon and lime,

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 07 Jun 2017, 1:37 pm

Thank feck it's almost vote time,
as he sucks on some lemon and lime,
The end is nigh for Corbyn or May
and we can all start to make hay

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Post by Galted on Wed 07 Jun 2017, 5:55 pm

Thank feck it's almost vote time,
as he sucks on some lemon and lime,
The end is nigh for Corbyn or May
and we can all start to make hay
Wish I could think of something to rhyme
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 08 Jun 2017, 8:39 am

Galted, try rhyming something with pint

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