The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Page 1 of 3 1, 2, 3  Next

View previous topic View next topic Go down

The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 25 May 2017, 9:30 am

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

JuliusHMarx
julius
julius

Posts : 16055
Join date : 2011-07-01
Location : Paisley Park

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by rick_dagless on Thu 25 May 2017, 9:32 am

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent
'twas a rhyme well spent

rick_dagless
rik
rik

Posts : 9004
Join date : 2013-04-29
Location : Feeling souper

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 25 May 2017, 10:02 am

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent
'twas a rhyme well spent
And one in the eye for CC

JuliusHMarx
julius
julius

Posts : 16055
Join date : 2011-07-01
Location : Paisley Park

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by The Loaded Dog on Thu 25 May 2017, 10:36 am

It's important to give to the poor
avatar
The Loaded Dog
TLD
TLD

Posts : 47077
Join date : 2011-01-27
Location : Canis Domum

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 25 May 2017, 10:57 am

It's important to give to the poor
So they don't have to sleep on the floor

JuliusHMarx
julius
julius

Posts : 16055
Join date : 2011-07-01
Location : Paisley Park

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by The Loaded Dog on Thu 25 May 2017, 11:03 am

It's important to give to the poor
So they don't have to sleep on the floor
and put healthy food in their bellies
avatar
The Loaded Dog
TLD
TLD

Posts : 47077
Join date : 2011-01-27
Location : Canis Domum

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 25 May 2017, 11:07 am

It's important to give to the poor
So they don't have to sleep on the floor
and put healthy food in their bellies
Get some shoes and not wellies

JuliusHMarx
julius
julius

Posts : 16055
Join date : 2011-07-01
Location : Paisley Park

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by The Loaded Dog on Thu 25 May 2017, 11:11 am

It's important to give to the poor
So they don't have to sleep on the floor
and put healthy food in their bellies
Get some shoes and not wellies
and start singing like Charles Aznavour
avatar
The Loaded Dog
TLD
TLD

Posts : 47077
Join date : 2011-01-27
Location : Canis Domum

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 30 May 2017, 1:26 pm

It's not long now til the election

JuliusHMarx
julius
julius

Posts : 16055
Join date : 2011-07-01
Location : Paisley Park

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Galted on Tue 30 May 2017, 2:34 pm

It's not long now til the election
(should this not be in the off-topic section?)
avatar
Galted
Galted
Galted

Posts : 9514
Join date : 2011-10-31
Location : In bed with Ada

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 30 May 2017, 2:41 pm

It's not long now til the election
(should this not be in the off-topic section?)
With Sturgeon and May

JuliusHMarx
julius
julius

Posts : 16055
Join date : 2011-07-01
Location : Paisley Park

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Galted on Tue 30 May 2017, 2:51 pm

It's not long now til the election
(should this not be in the off-topic section?)
With Sturgeon and May
Munching rug like it's hay
avatar
Galted
Galted
Galted

Posts : 9514
Join date : 2011-10-31
Location : In bed with Ada

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by The Loaded Dog on Tue 30 May 2017, 11:14 pm

It's not long now til the election
(should this not be in the off-topic section?)
With Sturgeon and May
Munching rug like it's hay
Oooh... that's quite a nasty infection!
avatar
The Loaded Dog
TLD
TLD

Posts : 47077
Join date : 2011-01-27
Location : Canis Domum

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by rick_dagless on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 12:57 pm

Stop killing people you C**ts

rick_dagless
rik
rik

Posts : 9004
Join date : 2013-04-29
Location : Feeling souper

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Galted on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 1:01 pm

Stop killing people you C**ts
And don't sniff your grandad's Y-fronts
avatar
Galted
Galted
Galted

Posts : 9514
Join date : 2011-10-31
Location : In bed with Ada

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by rick_dagless on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 1:01 pm

Stop killing people you C**ts
And don't sniff your grandad's Y-fronts
Don't eat yellow snow

rick_dagless
rik
rik

Posts : 9004
Join date : 2013-04-29
Location : Feeling souper

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Galted on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 1:16 pm

Stop killing people you C**ts
And don't sniff your grandad's Y-fronts
Don't eat yellow snow
Or blow up Heathrow
avatar
Galted
Galted
Galted

Posts : 9514
Join date : 2011-10-31
Location : In bed with Ada

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 1:19 pm

Stop killing people you C**ts
And don't sniff your grandad's Y-fronts
Don't eat yellow snow
Or blow up Heathrow
You sore-losing grovelling runts!
avatar
The Loaded Dog
TLD
TLD

Posts : 47077
Join date : 2011-01-27
Location : Canis Domum

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by rick_dagless on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 1:24 pm

LOL out loud

rick_dagless
rik
rik

Posts : 9004
Join date : 2013-04-29
Location : Feeling souper

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 1:29 pm

In the Empire back in the day
avatar
The Loaded Dog
TLD
TLD

Posts : 47077
Join date : 2011-01-27
Location : Canis Domum

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by rick_dagless on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 2:37 pm

In the Empire back in the day
Where we sent crims for an extended stay

rick_dagless
rik
rik

Posts : 9004
Join date : 2013-04-29
Location : Feeling souper

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 2:42 pm

In the Empire back in the day
Where we sent crims for an extended stay
A young Darth Vader

JuliusHMarx
julius
julius

Posts : 16055
Join date : 2011-07-01
Location : Paisley Park

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by nadeem2099 on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 2:53 pm

In the Empire back in the day
Where we sent crims for an extended stay
A young Darth Vader
Was learning to be a raider 
avatar
nadeem2099

Posts : 5767
Join date : 2011-05-31
Location : ⛧White blood in my veins, pure football in my heart, Hala Madrid⛧

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by ShahenshahG on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 5:38 pm

In the Empire back in the day
Where we sent crims for an extended stay
A young Darth Vader
Was learning to be a raider 
And stored in Michaels bum, a death ray 

ShahenshahG

Posts : 15039
Join date : 2011-02-11
Age : 31
Location : The happiest man a morning ever sees

http://www.wwwdotcom.com

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 5:47 pm

What's with the over-size font?

JuliusHMarx
julius
julius

Posts : 16055
Join date : 2011-07-01
Location : Paisley Park

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by ShahenshahG on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 6:28 pm

What's with the over-size font?
Nadeem just being a Kont?

ShahenshahG

Posts : 15039
Join date : 2011-02-11
Age : 31
Location : The happiest man a morning ever sees

http://www.wwwdotcom.com

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by nadeem2099 on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 7:37 pm

What's with the over-size font?
Nadeem just being a Kont?
It is true I cannot deny
avatar
nadeem2099

Posts : 5767
Join date : 2011-05-31
Location : ⛧White blood in my veins, pure football in my heart, Hala Madrid⛧

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 05 Jun 2017, 10:06 pm

What's with the over-size font?
Nadeem just being a Kont?
It is true I cannot deny
That you are SecretFly

JuliusHMarx
julius
julius

Posts : 16055
Join date : 2011-07-01
Location : Paisley Park

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by The Loaded Dog on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 9:55 am

What's with the over-size font?
Nadeem just being a Kont?
It is true I cannot deny
That you are SecretFly
and that Hungarian for bone is "csont"
avatar
The Loaded Dog
TLD
TLD

Posts : 47077
Join date : 2011-01-27
Location : Canis Domum

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by rick_dagless on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 10:07 am

That last line was not as expected


Last edited by rick_dagless on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 10:11 am; edited 1 time in total

rick_dagless
rik
rik

Posts : 9004
Join date : 2013-04-29
Location : Feeling souper

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by The Loaded Dog on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 10:11 am

That last line what not was expected
From far left field it was selected
avatar
The Loaded Dog
TLD
TLD

Posts : 47077
Join date : 2011-01-27
Location : Canis Domum

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 10:45 am

That last line what not was expected
From far left field it was selected
It was good for effect

JuliusHMarx
julius
julius

Posts : 16055
Join date : 2011-07-01
Location : Paisley Park

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by The Loaded Dog on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 10:55 am

That last line was not as expected
From far left field it was selected
It was good for effect
and the syntax hardly wreck'd
avatar
The Loaded Dog
TLD
TLD

Posts : 47077
Join date : 2011-01-27
Location : Canis Domum

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 10:59 am

That last line was not as expected
From far left field it was selected
It was good for effect
and the syntax hardly wreck'd
Cos the thigh csont and the knee csont are connected

JuliusHMarx
julius
julius

Posts : 16055
Join date : 2011-07-01
Location : Paisley Park

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by The Loaded Dog on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 11:04 am

Laugh

I met a pretty filly in Birmingham
avatar
The Loaded Dog
TLD
TLD

Posts : 47077
Join date : 2011-01-27
Location : Canis Domum

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by rick_dagless on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 11:15 am

I met a pretty filly in Birmingham
You say pretty? Was she wearing gingham?

rick_dagless
rik
rik

Posts : 9004
Join date : 2013-04-29
Location : Feeling souper

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by The Loaded Dog on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 11:17 am

I met a pretty filly in Birmingham
You say pretty? Was she wearing gingham?
Yes, it was plainly under her saddle
avatar
The Loaded Dog
TLD
TLD

Posts : 47077
Join date : 2011-01-27
Location : Canis Domum

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by rick_dagless on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 11:18 am

I met a pretty filly in Birmingham
You say pretty? Was she wearing gingham?
Yes, it was plainly under her saddle
Did you mount her and straddle?

rick_dagless
rik
rik

Posts : 9004
Join date : 2013-04-29
Location : Feeling souper

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 11:22 am

I met a pretty filly in Birmingham
You say pretty? Was she wearing gingham?
Yes, it was plainly under her saddle
Did you mount her and straddle?
Her praises, tell me, can you sing 'em?

JuliusHMarx
julius
julius

Posts : 16055
Join date : 2011-07-01
Location : Paisley Park

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by The Loaded Dog on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 11:25 am

Hey Jules, any plans for your fifteen nine-hundred and second?
avatar
The Loaded Dog
TLD
TLD

Posts : 47077
Join date : 2011-01-27
Location : Canis Domum

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 11:31 am

Hey Jules, any plans for your fifteen nine-hundred and second?
I don't know, I hadn't realised it beckoned

JuliusHMarx
julius
julius

Posts : 16055
Join date : 2011-07-01
Location : Paisley Park

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by The Loaded Dog on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 11:35 am

Hey Jules, any plans for your fifteen nine-hundred and second?
I don't know, I hadn't realised it beckoned
So now that you know
avatar
The Loaded Dog
TLD
TLD

Posts : 47077
Join date : 2011-01-27
Location : Canis Domum

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 12:21 pm

Hey Jules, any plans for your fifteen nine-hundred and second?
I don't know, I hadn't realised it beckoned
So now that you know
I've gone past it - oh no!

JuliusHMarx
julius
julius

Posts : 16055
Join date : 2011-07-01
Location : Paisley Park

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by The Loaded Dog on Tue 06 Jun 2017, 12:26 pm

Hey Jules, any plans for your fifteen nine-hundred and second?
I don't know, I hadn't realised it beckoned
So now that you know
I've gone past it - oh no!
Far too slow off the mark we all reckoned.
avatar
The Loaded Dog
TLD
TLD

Posts : 47077
Join date : 2011-01-27
Location : Canis Domum

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by rick_dagless on Wed 07 Jun 2017, 11:27 am

Thank feck it's almost vote time.

rick_dagless
rik
rik

Posts : 9004
Join date : 2013-04-29
Location : Feeling souper

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by The Loaded Dog on Wed 07 Jun 2017, 12:57 pm

Thank feck it's almost vote time,
as he sucks on some lemon and lime,
avatar
The Loaded Dog
TLD
TLD

Posts : 47077
Join date : 2011-01-27
Location : Canis Domum

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by nadeem2099 on Wed 07 Jun 2017, 1:24 pm

Thank feck it's almost vote time,
as he sucks on some lemon and lime,

The end is nigh for Corbyn or May
avatar
nadeem2099

Posts : 5767
Join date : 2011-05-31
Location : ⛧White blood in my veins, pure football in my heart, Hala Madrid⛧

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by The Loaded Dog on Wed 07 Jun 2017, 1:37 pm

Thank feck it's almost vote time,
as he sucks on some lemon and lime,
The end is nigh for Corbyn or May
and we can all start to make hay
avatar
The Loaded Dog
TLD
TLD

Posts : 47077
Join date : 2011-01-27
Location : Canis Domum

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Galted on Wed 07 Jun 2017, 5:55 pm

Thank feck it's almost vote time,
as he sucks on some lemon and lime,
The end is nigh for Corbyn or May
and we can all start to make hay
Wish I could think of something to rhyme
avatar
Galted
Galted
Galted

Posts : 9514
Join date : 2011-10-31
Location : In bed with Ada

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 08 Jun 2017, 8:39 am

Galted, try rhyming something with pint

JuliusHMarx
julius
julius

Posts : 16055
Join date : 2011-07-01
Location : Paisley Park

Back to top Go down

Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Page 1 of 3 1, 2, 3  Next

View previous topic View next topic Back to top


 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum