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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 25 May 2017, 9:30 am

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Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 26 Jun 2017, 7:24 am

Nice cameo from freekshow, right there.

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon 26 Jun 2017, 9:29 am

Nice cameo from freekshow, right there
Has somebody electrocuted your hair?
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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 26 Jun 2017, 2:03 pm

Nice cameo from freekshow, right there
Has somebody electrocuted your hair?
No, it's the style of the day.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 26 Jun 2017, 5:21 pm

Nice cameo from freekshow, right there
Has somebody electrocuted your hair?
No, it's the style of the day.
While the sun shines, make hay

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Post by ShahenshahG on Mon 26 Jun 2017, 5:57 pm

Nice cameo from freekshow, right there
Has somebody electrocuted your hair?
No, it's the style of the day.
While the sun shines, make hay
Though perhaps I sat on the wrong chair

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 03 Jul 2017, 3:22 pm

When is this splitting OP?

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Post by FreekShow on Mon 03 Jul 2017, 6:31 pm

When is this splitting OP?
Cos we're nearly on page 23

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Post by ShahenshahG on Tue 04 Jul 2017, 7:17 am

When is this splitting OP?
Cos we're nearly on page 23
20 pages further than I normally reach

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 04 Jul 2017, 7:53 am

When is this splitting OP?
Cos we're nearly on page 23
20 pages further than I normally reach
When I fall asleep at the beach

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 04 Jul 2017, 8:45 am

When is this splitting OP?
Cos we're nearly on page 23
20 pages further than I normally reach
When I fall asleep at the beach
Watching Wlily, who I helped to free

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 04 Jul 2017, 8:54 am

We did it! The thread has been split!

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 04 Jul 2017, 10:08 am

We did it! The thread has been split!
I feel that we all did our bit

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 04 Jul 2017, 10:10 am

We did it! The thread has been split!
I feel that we all did our bit
All except Tino

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 04 Jul 2017, 10:29 am

We did it! The thread has been split!
I feel that we all did our bit
All except Tino
And Jeff, sipping cocktails and vino

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Tue 04 Jul 2017, 10:39 am

We did it! The thread has been split!
I feel that we all did our bit
All except Tino
And Jeff, sipping cocktails and vino
And Rowley... that ruddy-faced git.
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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 04 Jul 2017, 12:49 pm

So absent that Jeff's mentioned twice

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Tue 04 Jul 2017, 1:12 pm

So absent that Jeff's mentioned twice
My bad... I'd just snorted ice
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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 04 Jul 2017, 1:19 pm

So absent that Jeff's mentioned twice
My bad... I'd just snorted ice
Stay off the bath salts

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Tue 04 Jul 2017, 1:58 pm

So absent that Jeff's mentioned twice
My bad... I'd just snorted ice
Stay off the bath salts
Before your pubic hair moults
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 04 Jul 2017, 3:08 pm

So absent that Jeff's mentioned twice
My bad... I'd just snorted ice
Stay off the bath salts
Before your pubic hair moults
Though surely that's not your worst vice?

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Post by Galted on Tue 04 Jul 2017, 5:10 pm

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Wed 05 Jul 2017, 5:53 am

The applause gently died down
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 05 Jul 2017, 8:15 am

The applause gently died down
As the smile turned to a frown

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Wed 05 Jul 2017, 8:31 am

The applause gently died down
As the smile turned to a frown
and he pensively fingered his beard
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 05 Jul 2017, 8:46 am

The applause gently died down
As the smile turned to a frown
and he pensively fingered his beard
Which, being blue, was quite weird

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Post by Galted on Wed 05 Jul 2017, 9:09 am

The applause gently died down
As the smile turned to a frown
and he pensively fingered his beard
Which, being blue, was quite weird
As his ar*ehole was the normal dark brown
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Post by The Loaded Dog on Wed 05 Jul 2017, 9:13 am

There's nothing like a timely non sequitur
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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 06 Jul 2017, 8:26 am

There's nothing like a timely non sequitur
Hucklebury hound, has got blue fur

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Thu 06 Jul 2017, 1:20 pm

There's nothing like a timely non sequitur
Hucklebury hound, has got blue fur
And ISIS have just bought Disneyland
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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 07 Jul 2017, 1:57 pm

There's nothing like a timely non sequitur
Hucklebury hound, has got blue fur
And ISIS have just bought Disneyland
It's sh1t on here, and bland

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Post by Galted on Fri 07 Jul 2017, 3:21 pm

There's nothing like a timely non sequitur
Hucklebury hound, has got blue fur
And ISIS have just bought Disneyland
It's sh1t on here, and bland
And to top it all Jules is a her
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Post by The Loaded Dog on Sat 08 Jul 2017, 11:59 am

The July 6 deadline has passed
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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:04 am

The July 6 deadline has passed
And everyone is feeling harassed

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:48 am

The July 6 deadline has passed
And everyone is feeling harassed
Even sean is now dying of the Aids
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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 27 Jul 2017, 8:53 am

The July 6 deadline has passed
And everyone is feeling harassed
Even sean is now dying of the Aids
from getting laid with all of the babes

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Thu 27 Jul 2017, 12:22 pm

The July 6 deadline has passed
And everyone is feeling harassed
Even sean is now dying of the Aids
from getting laid with all of the babes
Just check out all itchings he's amassed
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 03 Aug 2017, 4:44 pm

This rhyme is the first one of August

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Post by Galted on Thu 03 Aug 2017, 10:43 pm

This rhyme is the first one of August
and so far it's far from being flawless
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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 04 Aug 2017, 7:46 am

This rhyme is the first one of August
and so far it's far from being flawless
As we move through the summer

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 04 Aug 2017, 8:04 am

This rhyme is the first one of August
and so far it's far from being flawless
As we move through the summer
Like John Selwyn Gummer

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Post by Galted on Fri 04 Aug 2017, 9:49 am

This rhyme is the first one of August
and so far it's far from being flawless
As we move through the summer
Like John Selwyn Gummer
In a wagon hauled by Lucy Lawless
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 04 Aug 2017, 10:29 am

She's best known for her role as Xena

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 04 Aug 2017, 10:44 am

She's best known for her role as Xena
Though not Chyna, I didn't mean her.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 04 Aug 2017, 11:14 am

She's best known for her role as Xena
Though not Chyna, I didn't mean her
She's a lesbian icon

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 08 Aug 2017, 3:16 pm

She's best known for her role as Xena
Though not Chyna, I didn't mean her
She's a lesbian icon
Unlike the footballer, Maicon

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 08 Aug 2017, 4:50 pm

She's best known for her role as Xena
Though not Chyna, I didn't mean her
She's a lesbian icon
Unlike the footballer, Maicon
And unlike him, I'd like to get between her....

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 11 Aug 2017, 10:48 am

The premier league starts again.

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Post by Galted on Fri 11 Aug 2017, 12:02 pm

The premier league starts again
Does that rhyme with pain or with pen?
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 11 Aug 2017, 12:37 pm

The premier league starts again
Does that rhyme with pain or with pen?
Yes it certainly does

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 11 Aug 2017, 12:48 pm

The premier league starts again
Does that rhyme with pain or with pen?
Yes it certainly does
And that is because

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