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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 25 May 2017, 9:30 am

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Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 10 Jan 2019, 11:16 am

I was taking my tortoise for a walk
Having plugged up it’s bum with a cork
So when it tried to sh1t
It was like a fuse being lit

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:17 pm

I was taking my tortoise for a walk
Having plugged up it’s bum with a cork
So when it tried to sh1t
It was like a fuse being lit
It shot forward with the speed of a hawk

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:21 pm

Laugh

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:32 pm

Laugh

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 14 Jan 2019, 10:06 am

Good morning, limerick crew

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 14 Jan 2019, 10:11 am

Good morning, limerick crew
We are hale, hearty and true

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon 14 Jan 2019, 11:07 am

Good morning, limerick crew
We are hale, hearty and true
Our hair is all shiny

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 14 Jan 2019, 11:18 am

Good morning, limerick crew
We are hale, hearty and true
Our hair is all shiny
Our flaws are all tiny

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 14 Jan 2019, 11:56 am

Good morning, limerick crew
We are hale, hearty and true
Our hair is all shiny
Our flaws are all tiny
Except Galted (who's having a poo)

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Post by Galted on Tue 15 Jan 2019, 8:12 am

That's vulgar, Julius, but true
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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 15 Jan 2019, 8:55 am

That's vulgar, Julius, but true
Do you like my new port-a-loo?

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Post by Galted on Tue 15 Jan 2019, 9:27 am

That's vulgar, Julius, but true
Do you like my new port-a-loo?
The flush is sublime
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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 15 Jan 2019, 10:19 am

That's vulgar, Julius, but true
Do you like my new port-a-loo?
The flush is sublime
But the bowl has some slime

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 15 Jan 2019, 10:21 am

That's vulgar, Julius, but true
Do you like my new port-a-loo?
The flush is sublime
But the bowl has some slime
That was left by a lodger called Pru

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 15 Jan 2019, 10:28 am

Laugh

The stage was set for the finale

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 15 Jan 2019, 10:43 am

The stage was set for the finale
Featuring Miro and Salvador Dali

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 15 Jan 2019, 10:44 am

The stage was set for the finale
Featuring Miro and Salvador Dali
But up on the gantry

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 15 Jan 2019, 12:27 pm

The stage was set for the finale
Featuring Miro and Salvador Dali
But up on the gantry
They'd built a small pantry

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Post by Galted on Tue 15 Jan 2019, 2:01 pm

The stage was set for the finale
Featuring Miro and Salvador Dali
But up on the gantry
They'd built a small pantry
For storing potatoes from Mali
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 16 Jan 2019, 12:20 pm

Who would of thought a Scot would wear gloves!

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 17 Jan 2019, 9:36 am

Who would of thought a Scot would wear gloves!
Whilst out searching for treasure troves

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 17 Jan 2019, 9:36 am

Who would of thought a Scot would wear gloves!
Whilst out searching for treasure troves
Waist deep in urine

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 21 Jan 2019, 10:26 am

Who would of thought a Scot would wear gloves!
Whilst out searching for treasure troves
Waist deep in urine
Just taking their time

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 21 Jan 2019, 11:08 am

Who would of thought a Scot would wear gloves!
Whilst out searching for treasure troves
Waist deep in urine
Just taking their time
Waiting to see if a bowel moves.

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Post by Galted on Mon 21 Jan 2019, 2:26 pm

Laugh
Not one f*cking rhyme in that rhyme
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 21 Jan 2019, 2:40 pm

Not one f*cking rhyme in that rhyme
Let's hope rhyming is not now a crime

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 21 Jan 2019, 3:03 pm

Not one f*cking rhyme in that rhyme
Let's hope rhyming is not now a crime
Because if it is

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 21 Jan 2019, 3:28 pm

Not one f*cking rhyme in that rhyme
Let's hope rhyming is not now a crime
Because if it is
Then we'll get in a tizz

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Post by Galted on Mon 21 Jan 2019, 3:31 pm

Not one f*cking rhyme in that rhyme
Let's hope rhyming is not now a crime
Because if it is
Then we'll get in a tizz
And start up a thread doing mime
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 21 Jan 2019, 3:35 pm

clap

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 22 Jan 2019, 11:36 am

It was truly comic relief

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 22 Jan 2019, 12:14 pm

It was truly comic relief
When Galtova let loose a queef

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 22 Jan 2019, 12:17 pm

It was truly comic relief
When Galtova let loose a queef
Then the Director stood up

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 22 Jan 2019, 1:16 pm

It was truly comic relief
When Galtova let loose a queef
Then the Director stood up
And p1ssed in a cup

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 22 Jan 2019, 1:25 pm

It was truly comic relief
When Galtova let loose a queef
Then the Director stood up
And p1ssed in a cup
Which 2 girls picked up with their teeth

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 22 Jan 2019, 3:28 pm

The current discussion on biscuits

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 22 Jan 2019, 9:42 pm

The current discussion on biscuits
Has led to some culinary misfits

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 22 Jan 2019, 10:33 pm

The current discussion on biscuits
Has led to some culinary misfits
Digestives or cremes?

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