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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 25 May 2017, 9:30 am

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Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
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Post by Galted on Fri 11 Aug 2017, 1:32 pm

The premier league starts again
Does that rhyme with pain or with pen?
Yes it certainly does
And that is because
I'm using 'again' once again
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 11 Aug 2017, 2:53 pm

Laugh

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 05 Sep 2017, 12:02 pm

God damn it is raining again

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Post by Galted on Tue 05 Sep 2017, 12:04 pm

God damn it is raining again
does that rhyme with 'pain' or with 'pen'?
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 05 Sep 2017, 12:10 pm

God damn it is raining again
does that rhyme with 'pain' or with 'pen'?
No it actually doesn't

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Tue 05 Sep 2017, 12:18 pm

God damn it is raining again
does that rhyme with 'pain' or with 'pen'?
No it actually doesn't
but When All Is Said and Done, it
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Post by Galted on Tue 05 Sep 2017, 12:19 pm

God damn it is raining again
does that rhyme with 'pain' or with 'pen'?
No it actually doesn't
but When All Is Said and Done, it
Super Trouper lights are gonna find me shining like the sun
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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 05 Sep 2017, 2:13 pm

Fine! I'll start another

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 05 Sep 2017, 2:49 pm

Fine! I'll start another
I really don't know why we bother

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 06 Sep 2017, 9:44 am

Fine! I'll start another
I really don't know why we bother
It's like pulling teeth

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Wed 06 Sep 2017, 10:13 am

Fine! I'll start another
I really don't know why we bother
It's like pulling teeth
From a shark in a reef
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Post by ShahenshahG on Wed 06 Sep 2017, 11:54 am

Fine! I'll start another
I really don't know why we bother
It's like pulling teeth
From a shark in a reef
While getting attacked by its mother

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Wed 06 Sep 2017, 12:48 pm

clap

I thought you were taking a nap?
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 06 Sep 2017, 1:17 pm

I thought you were taking a nap?
We all know Shah's full of crap

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Post by ShahenshahG on Wed 06 Sep 2017, 1:58 pm

I thought you were taking a nap?
We all know Shah's full of crap
Fack off, I just did a sh*t

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 06 Sep 2017, 2:17 pm

I thought you were taking a nap?
We all know Shah's full of crap
Fack off, I just did a sh*t
Hmm, is that poo tale legit?

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 06 Sep 2017, 3:30 pm

I thought you were taking a nap?
We all know Shah's full of crap
Fack off, I just did a sh*t
Hmm, is that poo tale legit?
Or is it a porky, mayhap?

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Post by nadeem2099 on Wed 20 Sep 2017, 4:36 pm

Once upon a time
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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 20 Sep 2017, 4:57 pm

Once upon a time
In the land of rhyme

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 21 Sep 2017, 7:49 am

Once upon a time
In the land of rhyme
A new poem was started

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 21 Sep 2017, 9:01 am

Once upon a time
In the land of rhyme
A new poem was started
The English language was martyred

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Thu 21 Sep 2017, 9:27 am

Once upon a time
In the land of rhyme
A new poem was started
The English language was martyred
Like a palindrome without a chime
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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 21 Sep 2017, 9:55 am

A car, a man, a maraca

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 21 Sep 2017, 10:16 am

A car, a man, a maraca
Acrobats stab orca

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Post by Galted on Thu 21 Sep 2017, 10:30 am

A car, a man, a maraca
Acrobats stab orca
WTF?
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Post by The Loaded Dog on Thu 21 Sep 2017, 10:34 am

A car, a man, a maraca
Acrobats stab orca
(edi:) WTF? ?FT w(ide)
Ed, I saw Harpo Marx ram Oprah W. aside.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 21 Sep 2017, 10:41 am

A car, a man, a maraca
Acrobats stab orca
(edi:) WTF? ?FT w(ide)
Ed, I saw Harpo Marx ram Oprah W. aside
A nut for a jar of tuna

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Thu 21 Sep 2017, 10:42 am

Laugh
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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 22 Sep 2017, 9:23 am

Well, that made a lot of sense.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 22 Sep 2017, 9:54 am

Well, that made a lot of sense
And left Galted feeling quite tense

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Post by ShahenshahG on Fri 22 Sep 2017, 10:41 am

Well, that made a lot of sense
And left Galted feeling quite tense
But the babe was borne

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 22 Sep 2017, 11:43 am

Well, that made a lot of sense
And left Galted feeling quite tense
But the babe was borne
And the father was sean

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 22 Sep 2017, 11:47 am

Well, that made a lot of sense
And left Galted feeling quite tense
But the babe was borne
And the father was sean
Though he likes to keep the pretence

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Post by Galted on Fri 22 Sep 2017, 12:07 pm

it's funny because it is true
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 22 Sep 2017, 12:17 pm

it's funny because it is true
But hey, what can you do?

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Post by ShahenshahG on Fri 22 Sep 2017, 1:08 pm

it's funny because it is true
But hey, what can you do?
Save neuter the child

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 25 Sep 2017, 8:20 am

it's funny because it is true
But hey, what can you do?
Save neuter the child
Before he's defiled

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon 25 Sep 2017, 1:44 pm

it's funny because it is true
But hey, what can you do?
Save neuter the child
Before he's defiled
And using a transgender loo.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 25 Sep 2017, 2:48 pm

Didn't FreekShow frequent this thread?

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon 25 Sep 2017, 3:21 pm

Didn't FreekShow frequent this thread?
He did... but now he's locked in some shed
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 25 Sep 2017, 3:53 pm

Didn't FreekShow frequent this thread?
He did... but now he's locked in some shed
Eating bangers and mash

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Post by FreekShow on Mon 25 Sep 2017, 4:35 pm

Didn't FreekShow frequent this thread?
He did... but now he's locked in some shed
Eating bangers and mash
I've been munching on gash

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 25 Sep 2017, 4:53 pm

Didn't FreekShow frequent this thread?
He did... but now he's locked in some shed
Eating bangers and mash
I've been munching on gash
Of women who for months have been dead.

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Post by FreekShow on Mon 25 Sep 2017, 4:55 pm

Very Happy

I dug up a corpse and got wood

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Post by Galted on Mon 25 Sep 2017, 5:39 pm

I dug up a corpse and got wood
and making my own hole felt good
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Post by FreekShow on Mon 25 Sep 2017, 8:14 pm

I dug up a corpse and got wood
and making my own hole felt good
I inserted my screw

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:10 pm

I dug up a corpse and got wood
and making my own hole felt good
I inserted my screw
And turned it one time, then two

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Post by Galted on Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:12 pm

I dug up a corpse and got wood
and making my own hole felt good
I inserted my screw
And turned it one time, then two
then jizzed up its nose cos I could
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Post by FreekShow on Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:22 pm

Laugh

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Tue 26 Sep 2017, 11:58 am

The police sex crimes squad was confounded
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