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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 25 May 2017, 9:30 am

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Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 08 Nov 2017, 9:20 am

Is it Bardot, or Bardot?

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 08 Nov 2017, 9:33 am

Is it Bardot, or Bardot?
You know what? I don't know

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Wed 08 Nov 2017, 10:01 am

Is it Bardot, or Bardot?
You know what? I don't know
Has to be the first one
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Post by Galted on Wed 08 Nov 2017, 10:37 am

Is it Bardot, or Bardot?
You know what? I don't know
Has to be the first one
Just like 'none's' prounounced 'none'
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 08 Nov 2017, 10:51 am

Is it Bardot, or Bardot?
You know what? I don't know
Has to be the first one
Just like 'none's' prounounced 'none'
We all know she was quite the sexpot

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Post by Galted on Wed 08 Nov 2017, 10:58 am

Do you mean 'pot' as in 'potpourri'?
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 08 Nov 2017, 11:08 am

Do you mean 'pot' as in 'potpourri'?
From the potpourri depot in Dundee

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Wed 08 Nov 2017, 11:15 am

Do you mean 'pot' as in 'potpourri'?
From the potpourri depot in Dundee
Maybe swim a mile down the Nile
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 08 Nov 2017, 11:18 am

Do you mean 'pot' as in 'potpourri'?
From the potpourri depot in Dundee
Maybe swim a mile down the Nile
Where all the despots smile

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Wed 08 Nov 2017, 11:24 am

Do you mean 'pot' as in 'potpourri'?
From the potpourri depot in Dundee
Maybe swim a mile down the Nile
Where all the despots smile
Whilst singing "It's a long way to Tipperary"
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 09 Nov 2017, 11:08 am

So it's goodbye to Priti Patel

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Fri 10 Nov 2017, 1:04 am

So it's goodbye to Priti Patel
Despite her meetings going so well
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 10 Nov 2017, 7:53 am

So it's goodbye to Priti Patel
Despite her meetings going so well
Now we've Penny Mordaunt

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:09 am

So it's goodbye to Priti Patel
Despite her meetings going so well
Now we've Penny Mordaunt
Who hopefully will be less discordant
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:28 am

So it's goodbye to Priti Patel
Despite her meetings going so well
Now we've Penny Mordaunt
Who hopefully will be less discordant
'Cos the government's going to hell

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:13 am

Things seem much better in Canada
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:21 am

Things seem much better in Canada
Where migrants don't have to eat panada

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:43 am

Things seem much better in Canada
Where migrants don't have to eat panada
and the folk are so friendly
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 10 Nov 2017, 10:29 am

Things seem much better in Canada
Where migrants don't have to eat panada
and the folk are so friendly
And the goodwill not endly

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 07 Dec 2017, 4:41 pm

Things seem much better in Canada
Where migrants don't have to eat panada
and the folk are so friendly
And the goodwill not endly.
Did this ever get finished? No, nada.

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Post by No name Bertie on Sat 09 Dec 2017, 2:37 pm

From the closet of Theresa May

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Post by Galted on Sat 09 Dec 2017, 4:28 pm

From the closet of Theresa May
a naked Corbyn yelled 'yay!'
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Post by No name Bertie on Sat 09 Dec 2017, 11:28 pm

From the closet of Theresa May
a naked Corbyn yelled 'yay!'
"Tory Hag!  I will show

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Post by Galted on Sun 10 Dec 2017, 11:23 am

From the closet of Theresa May
a naked Corbyn yelled 'yay!'
"Tory Hag!  I will show
how my hampton can glow
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Post by No name Bertie on Sun 10 Dec 2017, 1:11 pm

From the closet of Theresa May
a naked Corbyn yelled 'yay!'
"Tory Hag!  I will show
how my hampton can glow
But me ass is a full light display!"

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Post by Galted on Sun 10 Dec 2017, 3:19 pm

Laugh

No name Bertie has just made his name
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Post by The Loaded Dog on Sun 10 Dec 2017, 9:18 pm

No name Bertie has just made his name
and his no name precedes his fame
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Post by Galted on Sun 10 Dec 2017, 9:30 pm

No name Bertie has just made his name
and his no name precedes his fame
do you think that he's real?
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Post by The Loaded Dog on Sun 10 Dec 2017, 9:38 pm

No name Bertie has just made his name
and his no name precedes his fame
do you think that he's real?
Like a stuffed animal that can feel?
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Sun 10 Dec 2017, 10:30 pm

No name Bertie has just made his name
and his no name precedes his fame
do you think that he's real?
Like a stuffed animal that can feel?
This last line is really quite lame.

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Post by Galted on Mon 11 Dec 2017, 8:12 am

Laugh

Julius was scathing last night
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 11 Dec 2017, 10:29 am

Julius was scathing last night
I'm so scary I gave myself a fright

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 11 Dec 2017, 3:03 pm

Julius was scathing last night
I'm so scary I gave myself a fright
Like Cheggers he went pop

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 11 Dec 2017, 3:11 pm

Julius was scathing last night
I'm so scary I gave myself a fright
Like Cheggers he went pop
With booze (more than a drop)

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 11 Dec 2017, 3:15 pm

Julius was scathing last night
I'm so scary I gave myself a fright
Like Cheggers he went pop
With booze (more than a drop)
But his Hampton, stayed out of sight.

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Tue 12 Dec 2017, 10:28 am

On a short winter walk in the Cotswolds
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Post by No name Bertie on Tue 12 Dec 2017, 1:57 pm

On a short winter walk in the Cotswolds
The vicar saw a sight to behold

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Tue 12 Dec 2017, 9:01 pm

On a short winter walk in the Cotswolds
The vicar saw a sight to behold
Some steam coming out from a tree
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 12 Dec 2017, 9:17 pm

On a short winter walk in the Cotswolds
The vicar saw a sight to behold
Some steam coming out from a tree
Behind which he could see

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Post by No name Bertie on Tue 12 Dec 2017, 9:34 pm

On a short winter walk in the Cotswolds
The vicar saw a sight to behold
Some steam coming out from a tree
Behind which he could see
The bishop and his wife being poled

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Tue 12 Dec 2017, 10:15 pm

Laugh
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:19 am

'tis the season to be jolly

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Post by No name Bertie on Wed 13 Dec 2017, 1:42 pm

'tis the season to be jolly
Under mistletoe and holly

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 13 Dec 2017, 4:32 pm

'tis the season to be jolly
Under mistletoe and holly
Bah humbug

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Wed 13 Dec 2017, 7:40 pm

'tis the season to be jolly
Under mistletoe and holly
Bah humbug
I want an Afghan rug
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Post by No name Bertie on Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:25 pm

'tis the season to be jolly
Under mistletoe and holly
Bah humbug
I want an Afghan rug
And Julius flew right off his trolley

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Post by No name Bertie on Mon 18 Dec 2017, 12:45 am

ps: I didn't understand JuliusHMarx "Bah Humbug" comment - it was not in the form nor spirit of "Making Up Your Own Limerick" and seemed to me like he was fed up with this thread and wanted to stop playing and take his ball home. Maybe I have misinterpreted it? Anyway all the best for the Christmas period.

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon 18 Dec 2017, 3:34 am

Must have been some sort of poetic device,
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Post by No name Bertie on Mon 18 Dec 2017, 7:44 am

Must have been some sort of poetic device,
Or maybe he just doesn't want to play dice?

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Post by Galted on Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:41 am

Must have been some sort of poetic device,
Or maybe he just doesn't want to play dice?
he f*cked up that rhyme
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