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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu May 25, 2017 9:30 am

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Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

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Post by No name Bertie on Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:27 am

Within a parallel universe

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:54 am

Within a parallel universe
Where Trump is acting even worse

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:04 pm

Within a parallel universe
Where Trump is acting even worse
He let's out a double cheeseburger fart
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:47 am

Within a parallel universe
Where Trump is acting even worse
He let's out a double cheeseburger fart
That's ripped democracy apart

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Post by No name Bertie on Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:17 pm

Within a parallel universe
Where Trump is acting even worse
He let's out a double cheeseburger fart
That's ripped democracy apart
So Snowflakes dashed his brains and called a hearse

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Post by FreekShow on Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:59 pm

Very Happy

Trump and myself went to lunch

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Post by No name Bertie on Sat Jan 13, 2018 6:09 am

Trump and myself went to lunch
Double cheeseburgers is what we had to munch

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Post by FreekShow on Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:36 am

Trump and myself went to lunch
Double cheeseburgers is what we had to munch
I footed the bill

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Sat Jan 13, 2018 4:54 pm

Trump and myself went to lunch
Double cheeseburgers is what we had to munch
I footed the bill
On Capitol Hill

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Post by FreekShow on Sat Jan 13, 2018 4:58 pm

Trump and myself went to lunch
Double cheeseburgers is what we had to munch
I footed the bill
On Capitol Hill
Then I gave the red button a punch

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Post by No name Bertie on Sat Jan 13, 2018 5:21 pm

Grab 'em by the pus sy Kennedy said

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:26 pm

Grab 'em by the pus sy Kennedy said
and slap 'em on the arse when in bed
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Post by FreekShow on Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:39 pm

Grab 'em by the pus sy Kennedy said
and slap 'em on the arse when in bed
When caught plead the fifth

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:47 pm

Grab 'em by the pus sy Kennedy said
and slap 'em on the arse when in bed
When caught plead the fifth
Whilst coming on her mid-riff
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Post by Galted on Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:52 pm

Grab 'em by the pus sy Kennedy said
and slap 'em on the arse when in bed
When caught plead the fifth
Whilst coming on her mid-riff
then dry off your c*ck on her head
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Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:53 pm

Laugh

A wild parrot just shat on my car
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Post by FreekShow on Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:14 pm

A wild parrot just shat on my car
So I booted the c**t real far

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:37 pm

A wild parrot just shat on my car
So I booted the c**t real far
Now my foot is covered in feathers
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Post by FreekShow on Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:39 pm

A wild parrot just shat on my car
So I booted the c**t real far
Now my foot is covered in feathers
And I've p!ssed in me leathers

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:41 pm

A wild parrot just shat on my car
So I booted the c**t real far
Now my foot is covered in feathers
And I've p!ssed in me leathers
So I'll now have to sell my guitar
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Post by FreekShow on Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:55 pm

Laugh

Last night I got high off some Spice

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Post by Galted on Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:07 pm

Last night I got high off some Spice
and filled up my jap's-eye with rice
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Post by FreekShow on Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:11 pm

Last night I got high off some Spice
and filled up my jap's-eye with rice
Put a chip up my hole

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:17 pm

Last night I got high off some Spice
and filled up my jap's-eye with rice
Put a chip up my hole
and some sauce on the pole
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Post by FreekShow on Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:22 pm

Last night I got high off some Spice
and filled up my jap's-eye with rice
Put a chip up my hole
and some sauce on the pole
Then I spunked on my ironing board twice

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:25 pm

Laugh

My nuts were feeling quite tender
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Post by FreekShow on Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:40 pm

My nuts were feeling quite tender
So I dangled them into a blender

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:41 pm

My nuts were feeling quite tender
So I dangled them into a blender
Added some fruit and some ice
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Post by FreekShow on Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:43 pm

My nuts were feeling quite tender
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Added some fruit and some ice
The sensation was nice

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:44 pm

My nuts were feeling quite tender
So I dangled them into a blender
Added some fruit and some ice
The sensation was nice
And now I'm classed a 3rd gender
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Post by FreekShow on Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:46 pm

Laugh clap clap clap

Galted walked naked on fire

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:49 pm

Galted walked naked on fire
Through the ancient city of Tyre
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Post by FreekShow on Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:50 pm

Galted walked naked on fire
Through the ancient city of Tyre
He was whistling a tune

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:53 pm

Galted walked naked on fire
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He was whistling a tune
Accompanied by a baboon
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Post by FreekShow on Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:54 pm

Galted walked naked on fire
Through the ancient city of Tyre
He was whistling a tune
Accompanied by a baboon
And his anus was put up for hire

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:04 pm

Wink
I'd hate to be a Rohingya
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Post by FreekShow on Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:09 pm

I'd hate to be a Rohingya
I have no idea, is it a singer?

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:11 pm

I'd hate to be a Rohingya
I have no idea, is it a singer?
A bit like Beyoncé?

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Post by Galted on Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:20 pm

I'd hate to be a Rohingya
I have no idea, is it a singer?
A bit like Beyoncé?
but with Joe Cocker's bonce
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Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:28 pm

I'd hate to be a Rohingya
I have no idea, is it a singer?
A bit like Beyoncé?
but with Joe Cocker's bonce
Or more like that jerk Jerry Springer?


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Post by FreekShow on Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:33 pm

Very Happy

I gassed in a church and then prayed

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:36 pm

I gassed in a church and then prayed
and watched the Archbishop getting spayed
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Post by FreekShow on Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:40 pm

I gassed in a church and then prayed
and watched the Archbishop getting spayed
Then the choir collapsed

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:23 am

I gassed in a church and then prayed
and watched the Archbishop getting spayed
Then the choir collapsed
Their bumholes prolapsed

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:20 am

I gassed in a church and then prayed
and watched the Archbishop getting spayed
Then the choir collapsed
Their bumholes prolapsed
Which made it quite hard to get laid.

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Post by FreekShow on Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:42 am

Very Happy

It's hard not to lower the tone

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Tue Jan 16, 2018 9:16 am

It's hard not to lower the tone
Playing my old slide trombone
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Post by FreekShow on Wed Jan 17, 2018 9:40 pm

It's hard not to lower the tone
Playing my old slide trombone
Lets try and be good

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:34 am

It's hard not to lower the tone
Playing my old slide trombone
Lets try and be good
And give out free wood
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu Jan 18, 2018 11:03 am

It's hard not to lower the tone
Playing my old slide trombone
Lets try and be good
And give out free wood
Then call Naughty Nicky on the phone

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