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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 25 May 2017, 3:30 am

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Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 18 Jan 2018, 5:59 am

I really don't know where to begin,

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Post by Galted on Thu 18 Jan 2018, 6:14 am

I really don't know where to begin
B*llocks or shaft or foreskin
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 18 Jan 2018, 6:33 am

I really don't know where to begin
B*llocks or shaft or foreskin
TLD's circumcised

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 18 Jan 2018, 6:43 am

I really don't know where to begin
B*llocks or shaft or foreskin
TLD's circumcised
And this was nearly michaelised

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Post by FreekShow on Thu 18 Jan 2018, 6:47 am

I really don't know where to begin
B*llocks or shaft or foreskin
TLD's circumcised
And this was nearly michaelised
I love bowling balls to stick my c0ck in!

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 18 Jan 2018, 7:05 am

I find that the holes are too small

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Post by FreekShow on Thu 18 Jan 2018, 7:20 am

I find that the holes are too small
And the sheen is not shiny at all

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 18 Jan 2018, 3:21 pm

I find that the holes are too small
And the sheen is not shiny at all
That's why I use coconuts

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Post by No name Bertie on Wed 24 Jan 2018, 7:07 am

I find that the holes are too small
And the sheen is not shiny at all
That's why I use coconuts
To measure the girls butts

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 24 Jan 2018, 7:27 am

I find that the holes are too small
And the sheen is not shiny at all
That's why I use coconuts
To measure the girls butts
As for registers, I'm on them all

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Post by No name Bertie on Wed 24 Jan 2018, 12:20 pm

clap
I'm so pleased that old rhyme was put to bed

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 24 Jan 2018, 4:38 pm

I'm so pleased that old rhyme was put to bed
I'm so pleased that my old lady gave me head

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Post by FreekShow on Wed 24 Jan 2018, 5:00 pm

I'm so pleased that old rhyme was put to bed
I'm so pleased that my old lady gave me head
Oh Julius, stop!

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Post by No name Bertie on Wed 24 Jan 2018, 11:50 pm

I'm so pleased that old rhyme was put to bed
I'm so pleased that my old lady gave me head
Oh Julius, stop!
Or I'll give you the Bobbitt chop

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Post by FreekShow on Thu 25 Jan 2018, 5:34 am

I'm so pleased that old rhyme was put to bed
I'm so pleased that my old lady gave me head
Oh Julius, stop!
Or I'll give you the Bobbitt chop
Did I tell you my sex drive was dead?

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Post by No name Bertie on Thu 25 Jan 2018, 8:16 am

The Chemist had the cream still in stock

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Post by FreekShow on Thu 25 Jan 2018, 8:53 am

The Chemist had the cream still in stock
And the magic blue pill for my c0ck

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Post by No name Bertie on Thu 25 Jan 2018, 12:38 pm

The Chemist had the cream still in stock
And the magic blue pill for my c0ck
About time! the wife said

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Post by FreekShow on Thu 25 Jan 2018, 1:28 pm

The Chemist had the cream still in stock
And the magic blue pill for my c0ck
About time! the wife said
As she leaned to my head

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Post by Galted on Thu 25 Jan 2018, 4:23 pm

The Chemist had the cream still in stock
And the magic blue pill for my c0ck
About time! the wife said
As she leaned to my head
but my rectum unloaded with shock
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Post by nadeem2099 on Wed 31 Jan 2018, 7:49 am

Spring time is nearly here
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 31 Jan 2018, 8:55 am

Spring time is nearly here
Always a time for great cheer

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 31 Jan 2018, 9:11 am

Spring time is nearly here
Always a time for great cheer
This rain can get F***ed

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 31 Jan 2018, 9:44 am

Spring time is nearly here
Always a time for great cheer
This rain can get F***ed
But this wind has plucked

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 31 Jan 2018, 2:28 pm

Spring time is nearly here
Always a time for great cheer
This rain can get F***ed
But this wind has plucked
A splinter which had lodged in my rear

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Post by FreekShow on Thu 01 Feb 2018, 7:33 am

OK

I drunkenly passed out and fell

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 01 Feb 2018, 8:02 am

I drunkenly passed out and fell
Down a deep and quite murky well

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 01 Feb 2018, 8:40 am

I drunkenly passed out and fell
Down a deep and quite murky well
There was a girl with long hair

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Post by FreekShow on Thu 01 Feb 2018, 8:42 am

I drunkenly passed out and fell
Down a deep and quite murky well
There was a girl with long hair
Who looked like Ric Flair

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Post by Galted on Thu 01 Feb 2018, 11:50 am

I drunkenly passed out and fell
Down a deep and quite murky well
There was a girl with long hair
Who looked like Ric Flair
and was three times as big as Adele
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Post by FreekShow on Thu 01 Feb 2018, 12:37 pm

Very Happy

The folk chased me outta my town

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Post by Galted on Thu 01 Feb 2018, 4:01 pm

The folk chased me outta my town
when I mistook a verb for a noun
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Post by FreekShow on Thu 01 Feb 2018, 4:13 pm

The folk chased me outta my town
when I mistook a verb for a noun
As I ran out of Dodge

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 01 Feb 2018, 4:56 pm

The folk chased me outta my town
when I mistook a verb for a noun
As I ran out of Dodge
I took time to lodge

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Post by FreekShow on Thu 01 Feb 2018, 5:00 pm

The folk chased me outta my town
when I mistook a verb for a noun
As I ran out of Dodge
I took time to lodge
Then returned as a murderous clown

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 06 Feb 2018, 4:07 am

Laugh

Sound takes a long time to travel

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 07 Feb 2018, 5:43 am

Sound takes a long time to travel
A carpet takes a while to unravel

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Post by FreekShow on Wed 07 Feb 2018, 5:48 am

Sound takes a long time to travel
A carpet takes a while to unravel
A light shines quick

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 07 Feb 2018, 11:20 am

Sound takes a long time to travel
A carpet takes a while to unravel
A light shines quick
We all think rick

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Post by FreekShow on Wed 07 Feb 2018, 11:22 am

Sound takes a long time to travel
A carpet takes a while to unravel
A light shines quick
We all think rick
Has a rug that is made out of gravel

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 07 Feb 2018, 4:29 pm

FreekShow wrote:Sound takes a long time to travel
A carpet takes a while to unravel
A light shines quick
We all think rick
Has a rug that is made out of gravel

Very Happy clap

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 08 Feb 2018, 1:12 am

As I lay here on my gravelly rug.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 08 Feb 2018, 2:33 am

As I lay here on my gravelly rug
That feels like a grave that I dug

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 08 Feb 2018, 2:42 am

As I lay here on my gravelly rug
That feels like a grave that I dug
My furniture choice

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 08 Feb 2018, 2:54 am

As I lay here on my gravelly rug
That feels like a grave that I dug
My furniture choice
Like that of Max Boyce

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Post by FreekShow on Thu 08 Feb 2018, 5:00 am

As I lay here on my gravelly rug
That feels like a grave that I dug
My furniture choice
Like that of Max Boyce
Is a table to snort all my drugs

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 19 Feb 2018, 5:07 am

CC V.3 is finally here!

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 19 Feb 2018, 6:11 am

CC V.3 is finally here!
With Flipper, Hero and Beer

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Post by nadeem2099 on Mon 19 Feb 2018, 8:49 am

CC V.3 is finally here!
With Flipper, Hero and Beer
Who will become the new champ
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 19 Feb 2018, 8:56 am

CC V.3 is finally here!
With Flipper, Hero and Beer
Who will become the new champ
Maybe Galted (he's camp)

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