The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu May 25, 2017 9:30 am

First topic message reminder :

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 18, 2018 11:59 am

I really don't know where to begin,

by **Galted** Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:14 pm

I really don't know where to begin
B*llocks or shaft or foreskin

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:33 pm

I really don't know where to begin
B*llocks or shaft or foreskin
TLD's circumcised

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:43 pm

I really don't know where to begin
B*llocks or shaft or foreskin
TLD's circumcised
And this was nearly michaelised

by Guest Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:47 pm

I really don't know where to begin
B*llocks or shaft or foreskin
TLD's circumcised
And this was nearly michaelised
I love bowling balls to stick my c0ck in!

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:05 pm

I find that the holes are too small

by Guest Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:20 pm

I find that the holes are too small
And the sheen is not shiny at all

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 18, 2018 9:21 pm

I find that the holes are too small
And the sheen is not shiny at all
That's why I use coconuts

by No name Bertie Wed Jan 24, 2018 1:07 pm

I find that the holes are too small
And the sheen is not shiny at all
That's why I use coconuts
To measure the girls butts

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jan 24, 2018 1:27 pm

I find that the holes are too small
And the sheen is not shiny at all
That's why I use coconuts
To measure the girls butts
As for registers, I'm on them all

by No name Bertie Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:20 pm

I'm so pleased that old rhyme was put to bed

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jan 24, 2018 10:38 pm

I'm so pleased that old rhyme was put to bed
I'm so pleased that my old lady gave me head

by Guest Wed Jan 24, 2018 11:00 pm

I'm so pleased that old rhyme was put to bed
I'm so pleased that my old lady gave me head
Oh Julius, stop!

by No name Bertie Thu Jan 25, 2018 5:50 am

I'm so pleased that old rhyme was put to bed
I'm so pleased that my old lady gave me head
Oh Julius, stop!
Or I'll give you the Bobbitt chop

by Guest Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:34 am

I'm so pleased that old rhyme was put to bed
I'm so pleased that my old lady gave me head
Oh Julius, stop!
Or I'll give you the Bobbitt chop
Did I tell you my sex drive was dead?

by No name Bertie Thu Jan 25, 2018 2:16 pm

The Chemist had the cream still in stock

by Guest Thu Jan 25, 2018 2:53 pm

The Chemist had the cream still in stock
And the magic blue pill for my c0ck

by No name Bertie Thu Jan 25, 2018 6:38 pm

The Chemist had the cream still in stock
And the magic blue pill for my c0ck
About time! the wife said

by Guest Thu Jan 25, 2018 7:28 pm

The Chemist had the cream still in stock
And the magic blue pill for my c0ck
About time! the wife said
As she leaned to my head

by **Galted** Thu Jan 25, 2018 10:23 pm

The Chemist had the cream still in stock
And the magic blue pill for my c0ck
About time! the wife said
As she leaned to my head
but my rectum unloaded with shock

by nadeem2099 Wed Jan 31, 2018 1:49 pm

Spring time is nearly here

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:55 pm

Spring time is nearly here
Always a time for great cheer

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:11 pm

Spring time is nearly here
Always a time for great cheer
This rain can get F***ed

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:44 pm

Spring time is nearly here
Always a time for great cheer
This rain can get F***ed
But this wind has plucked

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jan 31, 2018 8:28 pm

Spring time is nearly here
Always a time for great cheer
This rain can get F***ed
But this wind has plucked
A splinter which had lodged in my rear

by Guest Thu Feb 01, 2018 1:33 pm

I drunkenly passed out and fell

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Feb 01, 2018 2:02 pm

I drunkenly passed out and fell
Down a deep and quite murky well

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Feb 01, 2018 2:40 pm

I drunkenly passed out and fell
Down a deep and quite murky well
There was a girl with long hair

by Guest Thu Feb 01, 2018 2:42 pm

I drunkenly passed out and fell
Down a deep and quite murky well
There was a girl with long hair
Who looked like Ric Flair

by **Galted** Thu Feb 01, 2018 5:50 pm

I drunkenly passed out and fell
Down a deep and quite murky well
There was a girl with long hair
Who looked like Ric Flair
and was three times as big as Adele

by Guest Thu Feb 01, 2018 6:37 pm

The folk chased me outta my town

by **Galted** Thu Feb 01, 2018 10:01 pm

The folk chased me outta my town
when I mistook a verb for a noun

by Guest Thu Feb 01, 2018 10:13 pm

The folk chased me outta my town
when I mistook a verb for a noun
As I ran out of Dodge

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Feb 01, 2018 10:56 pm

The folk chased me outta my town
when I mistook a verb for a noun
As I ran out of Dodge
I took time to lodge

by Guest Thu Feb 01, 2018 11:00 pm

The folk chased me outta my town
when I mistook a verb for a noun
As I ran out of Dodge
I took time to lodge
Then returned as a murderous clown

by **Pal Joey** Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:07 am

Sound takes a long time to travel

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:43 am

Sound takes a long time to travel
A carpet takes a while to unravel

by Guest Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:48 am

Sound takes a long time to travel
A carpet takes a while to unravel
A light shines quick

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Feb 07, 2018 5:20 pm

Sound takes a long time to travel
A carpet takes a while to unravel
A light shines quick
We all think rick

by Guest Wed Feb 07, 2018 5:22 pm

Sound takes a long time to travel
A carpet takes a while to unravel
A light shines quick
We all think rick
Has a rug that is made out of gravel

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:29 pm

FreekShow wrote:Sound takes a long time to travel
A carpet takes a while to unravel
A light shines quick
We all think rick
Has a rug that is made out of gravel

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:12 am

As I lay here on my gravelly rug.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:33 am

As I lay here on my gravelly rug
That feels like a grave that I dug

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:42 am

As I lay here on my gravelly rug
That feels like a grave that I dug
My furniture choice

by **Pal Joey** Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:54 am

As I lay here on my gravelly rug
That feels like a grave that I dug
My furniture choice
Like that of Max Boyce

by Guest Thu Feb 08, 2018 11:00 am

As I lay here on my gravelly rug
That feels like a grave that I dug
My furniture choice
Like that of Max Boyce
Is a table to snort all my drugs

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Feb 19, 2018 11:07 am

CC V.3 is finally here!

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:11 pm

CC V.3 is finally here!
With Flipper, Hero and Beer

by nadeem2099 Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:49 pm

CC V.3 is finally here!
With Flipper, Hero and Beer
Who will become the new champ

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:56 pm

CC V.3 is finally here!
With Flipper, Hero and Beer
Who will become the new champ
Maybe Galted (he's camp)

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