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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu May 25, 2017 9:30 am

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Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

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Post by Galted on Thu Mar 08, 2018 1:25 pm

Laugh

Jules resurrected the 'bang
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu Mar 08, 2018 1:39 pm

Jules resurrected the 'bang
Yes I did, it's kinda my thang

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu Mar 08, 2018 10:52 pm

Jules resurrected the 'bang
Yes I did, it's kinda my thang
You're not Texan are you?

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu Mar 08, 2018 11:14 pm

Jules resurrected the 'bang
Yes I did, it's kinda my thang
You're not Texan are you?
Yes, I'm from Hou

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Post by Galted on Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:10 am

Jules resurrected the 'bang
Yes I did, it's kinda my thang
You're not Texan are you?
Yes, I'm from Hou
when I rhyme I invent my own slang
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Post by Guest on Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:12 pm

Very Happy

My uncle's my aunties great gran

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:15 pm

My uncle's my aunty's great gran
I've corrected your grammar, my man

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Post by Guest on Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:20 pm

My uncle's my aunty's great gran
I've corrected your grammar, my man
I thank you good sir

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:13 pm

My uncle's my aunty's great gran
I've corrected your grammar, my man
I thank you good sir
As he licked some more fur

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:22 pm

My uncle's my aunty's great gran
I've corrected your grammar, my man
I thank you good sir
As he licked some more fur
From the knob of an orang-utan

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:31 pm

Laugh
Its shaft had a surplus of follicles

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:19 pm

Its shaft had a surplus of follicles
As, indeed, did its bollockles

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:23 am

Its shaft had a surplus of follicles
As, indeed, did its bollockles
Which could be heard to slap loudly

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:24 am

Its shaft had a surplus of follicles
As, indeed, did its bollockles
Which could be heard to slap loudly
As he sat there proudly

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:26 am

Its shaft had a surplus of follicles
As, indeed, did its bollockles
Which could be heard to slap loudly
As he sat there proudly
Whilst the audience adjusted their monocles

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Post by Guest on Mon Mar 19, 2018 10:38 pm

Shocked

A crazy array of rare words

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue Mar 20, 2018 8:37 am

A crazy array of rare words
Flying around like rare birds

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue Mar 20, 2018 9:27 am

A crazy array of rare words
Flying around like rare birds
Like virgins in Spain.

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:02 am

A crazy array of rare words
Flying around like rare birds
Like virgins in Spain
And gays in Bahrain

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:06 am

A crazy array of rare words
Flying around like rare birds
Like virgins in Spain
And gays in Bahrain
And the last remaining Syrian Kurds

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:19 am

That last rhyme went quite dark.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:24 am

That last rhyme went quite dark.
We can't always be having a lark.

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Post by Guest on Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:11 pm

That last rhyme went quite dark.
We can't always be having a lark.
I lol over death

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:12 pm

That last rhyme went quite dark.
We can't always be having a lark.
I lol over death
And eat crystal meth

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:18 pm

That last rhyme went quite dark.
We can't always be having a lark.
I lol over death
And eat crystal meth
Then light up my farts with a spark

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Post by Guest on Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:33 pm

Laugh

A wonderful ending indeed

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:41 pm


A wonderful ending indeed
The Bullingdon Club members agreed

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:19 am

A wonderful ending indeed
The Bullingdon Club members agreed
So a dinner was held in his honour

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Post by Guest on Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:16 pm

A wonderful ending indeed
The Bullingdon Club members agreed
So a dinner was held in his honour
Hosted by Maradona

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:39 pm

A wonderful ending indeed
The Bullingdon Club members agreed
So a dinner was held in his honour
Hosted by Maradona
Who was off his bonce on cheap speed

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Post by Guest on Wed Mar 21, 2018 3:44 pm

Laugh

The Hand of God cut some coke

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed Mar 21, 2018 4:13 pm

The Hand of God cut some coke
Then scored some heroin to smoke

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:18 am

The Hand of God cut some coke
Then scored some heroin to smoke
I'll go it alone
Cos I'm bad to the bone
This thread is becoming a joke.

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Post by Guest on Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:46 am

Very Happy

Marx cutting ties, going rogue

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:19 pm

Marx cutting ties, going rogue
What's more, I am always in vogue

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Post by Guest on Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:45 pm

Marx cutting ties, going rogue
What's more, I am always in vogue
You sure blaze a trail

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Post by Galted on Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:54 pm

Marx cutting ties, going rogue
What's more, I am always in vogue
You sure blaze a trail
When you should be in jail
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu Mar 22, 2018 1:01 pm

Marx cutting ties, going rogue
What's more, I am always in vogue
You sure blaze a trail
When you should be in jail
For killing Shane Macgowan (a Pogue)

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Post by Guest on Thu Mar 22, 2018 2:19 pm

Very Happy

T'was a Christmas in New York when Galt

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Mar 23, 2018 9:18 am

T'was a Christmas in New York when Galt
Took a handful of road-gritting salt

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Post by Galted on Fri Mar 23, 2018 9:23 am

T'was a Christmas in New York when Galt
Took a handful of road-gritting salt
Then grabbed Kirsty McColl
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Mar 23, 2018 9:52 am

T'was a Christmas in New York when Galt
Took a handful of road-gritting salt
Then grabbed Kirsty McColl
and a blow-up sex doll

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Post by Galted on Fri Mar 23, 2018 12:55 pm

T'was a Christmas in New York when Galt
Took a handful of road-gritting salt
Then grabbed Kirsty McColl
and a blow-up sex doll
and committed a Freekish assault
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:22 pm

Laugh


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Post by Guest on Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:57 pm

Very Happy

That doll took your load with full force

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri Mar 23, 2018 2:18 pm

That doll took your load with full force
From behind, with "back chips" of course

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Post by Guest on Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:43 am

That doll took your load with full force
From behind, with "back chips" of course
As you withdrew your probe

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:48 am

That doll took your load with full force
From behind, with "back chips" of course
As you withdrew your probe
From her left ear lobe

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Post by Galted on Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:56 am

That doll took your load with full force
From behind, with "back chips" of course
As you withdrew your probe
From her left ear lobe
and shoehorned it into a horse
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Post by Guest on Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:59 am

Laugh Laugh Laugh clap clap clap

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